Tuesday, April 15, 2008

 

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Cathy liked to hang out with the two most "gangsta" guys in her Freshman class in Witchita, Kansas.

Comments:
"I'm just warning you, Officer; you can't keep handcuffs on this kid...He could fist a gnat."
 
Nothing says "street" like a Grand Theft Auto video game bandanna.
 
This arm is sponsered by xbox 360.
 
"fist a gnat"....incredible. Why try after that?
 
Becky laughed as Kyle attempted to pull the blood-slippery no.2 pencil out of his left lung.
 
"Shhhh...I think I hear Moscow coming in..."
 
The Man Show?

Adam Carolla's son was caught in a sand storm with his shirt off. Jimmy Kimmel's son obviously works out more than dad ever did..

Cathy, well.. Cathy.. she's so wholesome and doe-eyed. Such a virgin facial expression. She doesn't know better.
 
"Mom! Billy lost the last hand at strip poker but he won't take off his GTA mandana!"
 
"You think his fist is tiny? Let's just say his dick completes the set."
 
"MOM! Make Billy give Cindy's G-spot back!"
 
"...and the other one is named Dr. Kenneth Noisewater..."
 
The Red, White and Boob....
 
"MOM! Can we borrow Dad's wedding band? Billy wants a bracelet too."
 
"Oh great. I've got bling around the collar."
 
Bill, Hillary and James Carville: The High School Years.
 
Grand Theft Auto: Lice City
 
"Yo, check out my "Strong Like Bull" pose from the picture below."
 
I call parody on this one.
 
"My love for you is like a truck, Beeee-zerrrr-kerrrr!
Would you like some making fuck, Beeee-zerrrr-kerrrr!
"
 
Hey! Anyone got an extra manzier?
 
bland theft scroto, the bullimic woman and the incredible mathlete.

they've come to battle turtleman
 
adam's alergy to his brass chain has him breaking into hives.
 
"So after that fucker James Spader got me kicked off of Boston Legal I just started following these kids around to party after party."
 
"Mom...make Billy give Cindy her butt plug back"
 
Billy, I told you to stop wearing my anal beads as a necklace.
 
Don't mess with the 8 inch pythons, beeeyatch.
 
Grand Theft Auto? More like Grand Theft of her Reputation.
 
Billy was forced to stand idly by and look tough as Mike attempted the no-look boobsqueez maneuver he had worked on for so long.
 
"And so" siad Mike, "as the cicumfrence of the fist matches the diameter of the boob, this hottie-douchie pairing is complete. Now if you'll excose me, I must go polish my knob- er- my bling, that is..."
 
Wow. Horrid spelling early on that one. Sorry, all.
 
Oh! Oh-oh-oh, Hangin' Tough!
 
hi, i'm a mime with a skin rash and this is my sister butch...oh and the girl in the middle is a puppet, i got my hand up her ass to make her smile.
turdacious
 
hi, i'm a mime with a skin rash and this is my sister butch...oh and the girl in the middle is a puppet, i got my hand up her ass to make her smile.
turdacious
 
If I can't see me touch her nipple, maybe she can't either...
 
I'm crushing your teat
 
"Don't fuck with my little sister, or she'll beat you up!"
 
Just chillin at the Buzz Lightyear look-alike contest.
 
What small boobies you have my sweet.
Turdacious
 
The final three people to be cut from the "Whitest Kids You Know" tryouts.
 
I'm this big, you think you can handle it, She can watch
Turdacious
 
Ya I'm wearing the rouge tonight instead of the blush. It goes with my hives.
 
"Which one of you is Jason? Jason, your mom is here to take you home"
 
Axl Rose and one of his failed clones, hmmm or is it a failure
turdacious
 
Aww, look, Haley Joel Osment is all growed up.
 
"Last time, on the Venture Brothers!

Unable to ever successfully pass himself off as a douchebag, Brock was forced to ask the boys to dress up like baglings to infiltrate the headquarters of The Scroticus Maximus. Triana convinced her friend, Kimberly, to help the boys with their infiltration.

Unfortunately, Hank and Dean, who have never been very fashion conscious, chose their disguises poorly and were instantly spotted by The Scroticus's bodyguards. The boys were taken to the infamous Chamber of Axe, doomed to spend a thousand years slowly gassed by faux pheremones.

Meanwhile, The Scroticus has taken Kimberly for his bride!

Now, only Brock can save the boys and Kimberly, in 'Smackdown at Poo Canyon Part II!'"
 
Next on The Real World; Pelican Bay...
 
Hail! wheezer!
 
Even chemo kids can have dreams.
 
This may be the worst after-prom party ever. EVER.
 
Meet the WWE's newest superstars!

Vanilla Nice & The Rosacea Stone, with manager Cathy "Pound 'Em Raw" Peplinski
 
I smelt it, he dealt it...
 
No, this isn't a "do not resuscitate bracelet, why?
 
"Upon entering the trailer park you will first have to pass through security"
 
Her little brother is a pussay, yo.
 
What do you mean, "How many chin ups did I just do?
 
Another McCoy family reunion ended tragically today when Skeeter pulled a "bad touch" on his cousin Cathy...
 
First Prize of the GTA tournament: a mandanna.

Feel free to show how tough you are after beating all other competitors.
 
No, I'm with him, actually...
 
No, Mr. 10 foot tall monster, HE threw the rock at your head...
 
Cindi stole a couple of mannequins from JCPenney's "Gangsta" line as a sorority stunt.
 
Next on Douchie Reincarnations: Chris Penn's coming out party.
 
"Even though this is a cosutme party, i think i still look tough. I look tought, right?"
 
Eeny meeny miney moe,
which of my girlfriends should I have sex with tonight.
 
And what a joyous time had by all at the release party for Grand Theft Auto: Puberty City.
 
What? Throw the hermaphrodite out!
Ok
turdacious
 
Anonymous 7:56 -

awesome Kids in the Hall reference

I can't stop laughing at Johnny Scrotten's 8:57 post, and anon's Buzz Lightyear riff.
 
Can I have a beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
Turdacious
 
"uh Mr. Zeebub, he's the one who sold his soul for the ability to sweat axe"
 
"Him. That's the guy running around cock-punching everyone."
 
Literaryalchemist: Great Venture Brothers reference, one of my favourite shows!
 
"I'm Pinky. He's Steve."
 
"Experience? Please major, this guy made it to gumshoe in Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"
 
"He's the one who requested Princess Leia"
 
"He's the one who requested Princess Leia"
 
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know he's loco?

The great white gansta's only weakness; the sun and grand theft auto.
 
"This is before we went to the Gaytor school of Douchebaggery and arrognace."
 
"& years in my moms basement playing GTA will get you a mandana and a body like this."
 
No, Clarence choose him, his herpes is in remission, not mine"
 
i have to say costume party on this one, there's no way any two individuals that are this white could be in the same room. its like trying to divide by zero, it would result in the end of the universe as we know it. because who would honestly wear a GTA bandana while trying to look hard? and goofy friend #1 on the right looks like he knows its all a joke. however he is wearing a livestrong bracelet... either way, Cathy is only 17
 
Although Osgood tried his best to infiltrate the douchebag lair, from his throne King D quickly spotted the intruder and informed Trent.
 
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "G" thang, baaaaabay!
Um... hold up. My mom is calling.
 
"Christmas greetings from Lincoln, Nebraska."
 
"No it's not rosacea, I mixed up our drinks and I'm having a mild allergic reaction to the roofies"
 
"You see this?..... You just bought a ticket to the gun show."
 
Kimbo Slice, You ready to get your ass kicked?
 
"No these aren't my boyfriends, i work for the Make a Wish foundation. This is little Larry with terminal leukemia, and this here's Sammy with skin cancer."
 
who doesn't beat their chest when posing with 4 b-cups
 
Cathy Visits The Gun Show
 
"If we're not joking, kiss your ass goodbye and prepare for the mother-f'n apocalypse!"
 
"He's on bottom tonight."
 
Walmart Wankstas. No question. Cheap beater shirts, no tan, and unproportioned arms. This is unlike douche i've seen before. These boys hit the gym at the Y then hop on the tractor back to the farm where they watch goodfellas and jack off.

-North DaScrota
 
"Steve never could get his Douche-point to straighten out and Gary always wore sub-par mandanas, but they were still two of the most popular counselors at the greater Los Angeles Annual Douche Camp that year ..."

FYI: this is an intentional douchepic. I'm guessing they are at some kind of wigger-themed frat party.
 
If they ever make a movie about these three, Hilary Swank will play the tool on the left.

Lord knows she won't have to work out or bulk up for the part.
 
"i'm working on my GED, so it's totally cool that i still hang out with high school sophomores right?"

"two cases of mike's hard please."


. . . i'm still laughing about the rosacea stone
 
Which one of these chicks is "Gina"?
 
Hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Douchebag and my other brother Douchebag.
 
"We both want to commit suicide."
 
Fifty bucks to pose for a picture with the school losers seemed like a good idea at the time to Caitlyn. So cute, yet so naive, she was soon betrayed.

"But Ashley", she cried on her new Nokia to one of her seven best friends named Ashley, "They PROMISED that they weren't going to post it online!"

-Fast Times at Douchemont High
 
American Pie V: Douche Camp.

"This one time at Douche Camp......" Hijinks ensue.
 
Hey skin rash, who would you rather tag - Molly miss pixie or GTA puberty turd?
 
O'Douches by the looks of the rosy cheeks.
 
look i'll point at the biggest boob in the pic so you stop staring at mine
 
his friends call him m&m and he goes with itbut it means
mansonlamps mantitty
 
when one guy wants to out titty and the other out pretty whats a girl to do
 
The fellow on the right with the Douchestrong bracelet: How do you get red-eye without looking into the camera lens? I'd suggest he's possessed, but then Satan would just be getting really lazy.
 
No caption, just a correction. It's 'Wichita,' not 'Witchita.'

That said, since I live in Wichita, I have to say, these bags look familiar.
 
i think that bougainvillea douche spots a scud missile heading right towards this douchetrocity.

sent straight from the heavens per douche-jesus' request.
 
Man, this is fuckin bad. Looks like a pic of 3 clerks from the farm implement dealer. WTF? When did they start selling lingere? Hey wait, I recognize the guy on the right. It's Steve Case from A.O.L.
 
Jay and Silent Bob: The Early Years.

"Snootch to the Douche!!!"
 
lock up your daughters cause Buzz lightyear and Kip Dynamite are out on the prowl..
 
"The Three Vages"
 
Miami Lice

Or Bag Theft Auto

Or The Squid and the Pale

or Lice Cream Sandwich

Ham and Swiss
 
i hang around these two to compensate for my small boobs
 
"Yo ho! I be EMINEM!"
"NO I DA REAL EMINEM!"
 
Your kidding right? OH MY!!!!
 
Maybe you hung out when them in Hight School and you ran into them at a bar downtown, but it's important that you move on without them. Really.
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebaggery

Someone needs to put this photo up here.....
 
Im with him
 
My Dad? His name was Buzz, Buzz Lightyear, and his Dad was named Woody.....Why do you ask?
 
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