Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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Kimmy and Kelly knew that Todd's man-crush on The Gator went far, but not that far.
Kimmy and Kelly knew that Todd's man-crush on The Gator went far, but not that far.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:02 AM 
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These hotties are starting their annual "summer of small package tour",they may be in your neck of the woods one day.
# posted by 
: 7:15 AM
: 7:15 AM
uh, how short is that girl in the white bikini? She's boarder line midget status.
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
I have my lucky banana hammock on, why o why am I still getting turned down.
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:36 AM
: 7:36 AM
YEAH - with my elvis sideburns, glasses and tiny dick, NO ONE CAN RESIST ME!!!!
# posted by : 7:38 AM
: 7:38 AM
Tad with his deformity still managed to be able to pee, with just 4 fingers and a 1" dick.
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
Reuters-
-Unrest Today at Boca Raton Retirement Home-
Overcrowding cause a minor skirmish today at Shuffleboard Acres, a popular Boca Raton retirement home.
With all area hotels booked solid, spring breakers have been forced into unusual accomidations, and the results aren't always pretty.
Kimmy and Kelly McCans and Todd "Meatwad" Philpot were posing for some photos poolside today when the attack occurred.
Shuffleboard Acres resident Morty Kornfeld was taken in for questioning for
assaulting Mr. Philpot with cookout supplies.
"Morty just snapped," That's how Gert Higgins described the scenario,"And the next thing you knew, a Kingsford Matchlight struck that poor young man right upside his cheek!"
Shown in the photo is the moment of impact.
Charges won't be filed, as Mr. Philpot is a douchebag who considers it okay to wear stripper panties to public pools.
Kimmy And Kelly were treated and released for exposure to the Greico Virus, and left to continue spring break without their friend, who still can't believe he was "punked" by an 80 year old man.
-Unrest Today at Boca Raton Retirement Home-
Overcrowding cause a minor skirmish today at Shuffleboard Acres, a popular Boca Raton retirement home.
With all area hotels booked solid, spring breakers have been forced into unusual accomidations, and the results aren't always pretty.
Kimmy and Kelly McCans and Todd "Meatwad" Philpot were posing for some photos poolside today when the attack occurred.
Shuffleboard Acres resident Morty Kornfeld was taken in for questioning for
assaulting Mr. Philpot with cookout supplies.
"Morty just snapped," That's how Gert Higgins described the scenario,"And the next thing you knew, a Kingsford Matchlight struck that poor young man right upside his cheek!"
Shown in the photo is the moment of impact.
Charges won't be filed, as Mr. Philpot is a douchebag who considers it okay to wear stripper panties to public pools.
Kimmy And Kelly were treated and released for exposure to the Greico Virus, and left to continue spring break without their friend, who still can't believe he was "punked" by an 80 year old man.
Todd was furious when he found out his friends photoshopped his penis into a vagina and posted it on HCwDB.
"cindy this vending machine isnt working.
i put the money in the top but theres nothing coming out down here."
i put the money in the top but theres nothing coming out down here."
# posted by : 8:00 AM
: 8:00 AM
Unfortunately, the intense Douchebag therapy doesn't seem to provide symptomatic relief for Down Syndrome
# posted by : 8:10 AM
: 8:10 AM
Lois and Rachael relive a childhood moment by dressing up their anatomically accurate life-size Speedo Ken doll.
When Brandon left for the pool with his friends, he couldn't understand why they told him to grab his socks...
Maybe, just maybe if I have two hot blondes framing my package, no one will notice how small it is.
# posted by : 8:29 AM
: 8:29 AM
"Wow, we're a lot a like!" says douche.
"How so?" says Nipping Tall Hott.
"You two are hot, like a Barbie. My pubic area is smooth and lacking any distinguishable genitalia, like a Barbie."
"How so?" says Nipping Tall Hott.
"You two are hot, like a Barbie. My pubic area is smooth and lacking any distinguishable genitalia, like a Barbie."
"Chris's "1" on his speedo stood for "1 inch"....people found this to be pointing out the obvious as one can clearly see he isnt packing heat"
# posted by : 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM
dildo baggins's bag inverse proportion law:
The bigger the douchebag, the smaller the gear.
Definitely true in this case.
The bigger the douchebag, the smaller the gear.
Definitely true in this case.
"Later that evening, Todd lost his swimsuit, so he had to use a Post-It instead. Luckily, the Post-It was more than large enough."
Todd searched the sky for a plane. "Someday, I'll escape Tiny Penis Island and become a real boy," he thought.
Cindy and Tina began to laugh hysterically when they noticed Chase's raisin sack made Asian wangs look like Ron Jeremy's dick in comparison.
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
My manpon brings all the hotts to the yard, and their like, it's smaller than hell!
# posted by : 9:59 AM
: 9:59 AM
"Mary you're wrong. It doesn't look bigger the closer you get. Sir did you spray Axe on your junk too?"
"The Girls Gone Wild dudes pay me $20 a day just to hang around, bra! They say chicks naturally start gettin' it on with each other when I'm around! Ain't that cool?"
"Kimmy, who was tragically afflicted with a disorder that caused her throat to shrink to just 1 cm in diameter, finally found a guy she could deep throat."
"Todd would have totally been checking out the bods on Kim and Kelly, but he had to keep his head tipped back to prevent drool from running down his chin."
And with a deep mighty breath, Todd performed his sideshow caliber auto-tucking trick for the camera.
Even the sideburns of berber carpeting that he'd glued to his face were not enough to distract even the most casual observer from his shortcomings.
"We don't douche in your ashtray, so please don't pee in our pool.
No, it's 'please don't pee on us, because we just douched in your ashtray.'
No, wait, it's 'we just crapped in your oven; will you pee on our pool douche?'
Ahhh, shit, just call Mr. White; he'll know."
No, it's 'please don't pee on us, because we just douched in your ashtray.'
No, wait, it's 'we just crapped in your oven; will you pee on our pool douche?'
Ahhh, shit, just call Mr. White; he'll know."
After watching Kimberly kneel at Biff's greasy codpiece, Becky thought to herself "There but for the grease of cod go I".
bad pun. sorry.
bad pun. sorry.
"Unholy Blue Triangle."
HA!
"Tiny Penis island."
HA!
"Grease of cod."
HA!
This one's killin' me. Strong work, fellows.
HA!
"Tiny Penis island."
HA!
"Grease of cod."
HA!
This one's killin' me. Strong work, fellows.
The feel of his mother's bare warm supple flesh against his own set off another spasm of self-immolation in Oedipus.
Ronnie's poolside bikini-top ass flossing service proved to be an instant hit at the San Destin Hilton.
Jed's skull tottered about wildly and finally slipped back with a sickening crack as his neck failed under the immense strain of his sideburns.
Kimmy & Kelly: "When we said we were looking for a little cock tonight, we didn't mean it literally."
Moments later, Todd was taken away during the Rapture of the Douche, leaving Kimmy and Kelly to discover the mysteris of sapphic lust.
# posted by : 12:23 PM
: 12:23 PM
Todd reared back in anguish as he realized the Genie had heard his final wish for some wheels with a zodiac sticker ....I SAID A LITTLE BLUE MAN'S VAN/ARIES not a little blue Mons Veneris!
I stole these panites from my striper girlfriend and she stole my junk, so now I have nothing to put in the thong.
Little did he know it, but Sandy and Camy were actually into #2.
(Sorry if this is a repeat. No time to read this week)
(Sorry if this is a repeat. No time to read this week)
Halfway to gender reassignment and Tom began to wonder if his life altering choice wasn't made in haste after noshing with Pammy and Kim poolside.
Everyone laughed at me when I showed them my Prince Albert but after hiring these two hookers to pose with me they'll be sorry.
i dont think this pic qualifies.
doesnt the douchebag actually have to have a douchebag?
doesnt the douchebag actually have to have a douchebag?
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
I gotta say I kinda like this guy. It takes balls to wear a mankini when you have none.
# posted by : 3:55 PM
: 3:55 PM
Standing Blond through Gritted Teeth - Your closer can you see anything?
Blond on Knees - No... Nothing.
Blond on Knees - No... Nothing.
Posh and Ginger were shocked at Sporty's new look but were too nice to say anything to her face.
# posted by : 5:28 PM
: 5:28 PM
Hung like Christmas decorations in July.
What, there's no Christmas decorations hung in July?
Exactly.
What, there's no Christmas decorations hung in July?
Exactly.
# posted by : 7:46 PM
: 7:46 PM
MISSY: Why does he keep saying "it puts the lotion on its skin"?
KRISSY: No idea...
KRISSY: No idea...
# posted by : 10:18 PM
: 10:18 PM
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