Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Luckily, Cheryl managed to find Robodouche's "off" button before any real damage was done.
The Iowa City High School prom quickly spun out of control once someone smuggled in a Sharpie.
(douche diggler)
Pablo suffered a type II neck sprain while trying to avert his eyes from the hottie/douchie train wreck in front of him.
(douchey mcscroterson)
Backstage at the Menudo Reunion Tour.
(pfah)
Although Cindy was told she'd be working with a bow tied Staff for the Mexican buzz cut festival, the look on her face clearly shows her disappointment when she realized what the promoter meant.
(anonymous)
Bif, tired of accusations of illiteracy, inked his favorite Shakespearean character's name around his torso, "Sir John Falstaff."
(mr. white)
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:08 AM 
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this guy stole my summer of 2006 idea of getting a topless bar-tending job at a gay bar in order to make mad cash.
Army of Douche-ness
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by 
: 7:16 AM
: 7:16 AM
The Iowa City High School prom quickly spun out of control once someone smuggled in a Sharpie.
# posted by : 7:17 AM
: 7:17 AM
Looks like a lanscaper's helper convention.
Youll get that if you watch some HGTV.
Youll get that if you watch some HGTV.
# posted by : 7:19 AM
: 7:19 AM
Pablo suffered a type II neck sprain while trying to avert his eyes from the hottie/douchie train wreck in front of him.
# posted by : 7:20 AM
: 7:20 AM 
Melissa accidently wandered into a gay bar where she met Tad.
written on his chest was the word "Staff" and on his right shoulder "Jack" under his bow tie "you".....
Turdacious
written on his chest was the word "Staff" and on his right shoulder "Jack" under his bow tie "you".....
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:24 AM
: 7:24 AM
Hey buddy, we've already told you, wearing a bow-tie and no shirt is only gonna get you play from the fellas!
# posted by : 7:29 AM
: 7:29 AM
Everyone enjoyed staring at Cheryl's entry for the White Tie Contest, but they found Bif's entry less appealing.
Although Cindy was told she'd be working with a bow tied Staff for the Mexican buzz cut festival, the look on her face clearly shows her disappointment when she realized what the promoter meant.
# posted by : 7:33 AM
: 7:33 AM
Due to the increased popularity, and limited supply, of Robert Grahm shirts, this fudge packer was forced to go shirtless.
Cheryl, embarrassed that she'd forgotten to wear a blouse, was able to quickly put together a top with a pair of scissors and Bif's pinstripe blazer. But she realized too late that Bif was not wearing a shirt under his jacket.
Chad had to head out to the club before his roommate could finish his chest sign, which was supposed to read, "Pull me like taffy."
It was agreed by all the pool boys at The Greasey Hole that the white tie was the hardest to accesorize.
Being the mayors daughter still ment that Bleethmin still had to make public relations appearances during Douche Week Festivities for her dad.
Being the mayors daughter still ment that Bleethmin still had to make public relations appearances during Douche Week Festivities for her dad.
# posted by : 7:39 AM
: 7:39 AM
Bif, tired of accusations of illiteracy, inked his favorite Shakespearean character's name around his torso, "Sir John Falstaff."
When asked about his son's decision to become a roady for the BeeGees, Mr. Tad Sr. cut his own penis off.
The bet was on the table,
Will blondie get into gay bar?
She has proof,she wins!
Marcos Douchebagdatis
Will blondie get into gay bar?
She has proof,she wins!
Marcos Douchebagdatis
# posted by : 7:44 AM
: 7:44 AM
Th problem with this picture is that this guy is working on his job and was forced to wear his outfit.
The only sigh that he might be a douche is his half smirk smile.
The only sigh that he might be a douche is his half smirk smile.
# posted by : 7:53 AM
: 7:53 AM
bruce needed cheat sheets for his night out at the greasy hole...
right shoulder-jerk
left shoulder-off
chest-staff
right shoulder-jerk
left shoulder-off
chest-staff
It was Spencer's original plan to have 'hookup station' in the middle of his lower back, but it ended up on his arm instead.
Back stage at "The New Kids On The Block" reunion tour "Still Hung" Jessica was only moments away from introducing her gay retarded brother to Donnie the “bad boy” of the crew his life long dream was about to be fulfilled; a day he thought he'd never see when they first retired on his 7th birthday so long ago…
In a weird turn of events, Grover bleached his blue fur brown and pulled an over the shoulder boob grab.
@johnny scrotten said...
bruce needed cheat sheets for his night out at the greasy hole...
right shoulder-jerk
left shoulder-off
chest-staff
Funny but already done @7:24
bruce needed cheat sheets for his night out at the greasy hole...
right shoulder-jerk
left shoulder-off
chest-staff
Funny but already done @7:24
# posted by : 8:08 AM
: 8:08 AM
@douche bigalow
Hilarious! Duuuude, I was SO going to make that joke. Nice. Well played too. Bravo.
@DB1
Thank you, homie. Not that you were hooking me up directly but...after that Razor pic...with Pixie Hott looking so happy to be with her 'bag...well...it was too much. But then you posted this pic and OH my god there's no way sweet, creamy, busty, hew-lusting Cheryl here is happy to be with this underwear stain. I'm so happy.
@Cheryl
Talk to me, baby. Please see this site, your pic, these comments, and then talk to me. You're the slutty trailer version Anne Hathaway that I've been hoping for for so long. I love you.
Hilarious! Duuuude, I was SO going to make that joke. Nice. Well played too. Bravo.
@DB1
Thank you, homie. Not that you were hooking me up directly but...after that Razor pic...with Pixie Hott looking so happy to be with her 'bag...well...it was too much. But then you posted this pic and OH my god there's no way sweet, creamy, busty, hew-lusting Cheryl here is happy to be with this underwear stain. I'm so happy.
@Cheryl
Talk to me, baby. Please see this site, your pic, these comments, and then talk to me. You're the slutty trailer version Anne Hathaway that I've been hoping for for so long. I love you.
Only in the USA can you get the combination of Jackass Pool Boy Wanna-Be, Sharpie Marker, Crooked Photographer, Bad Dye Job and Tuxedo Bustier... gotta love the USA!
or...
Move that hair out of the way so we can see the full outfit!
or...
Quick, where is the guy with SECURITY written on his chest?
or...
Move that hair out of the way so we can see the full outfit!
or...
Quick, where is the guy with SECURITY written on his chest?
The real staff, angered by Bif's display, took him into the backroom and re-carved "Staff" into his chest with a rusty Leatherman.
@ turdacious...
sorry bro, didn't read your post.
yours was better anyway...
and thanks to anon @ 8:08 for the heads up.
sorry bro, didn't read your post.
yours was better anyway...
and thanks to anon @ 8:08 for the heads up.
Pausing for a quick photo op with a rare hetero admirer, World Champion Tad Turdburgler smiles as patrons at the Horney Bandito line up to see if he can break his own world record for taking 39 poblano chiles up his rectum.
@Johnny Scrotten
Huh? Who? What, Where.
LoL, cool thanks.
Anon 8:08 must be the posting police,,,just messin Anon
Turdacious
Huh? Who? What, Where.
LoL, cool thanks.
Anon 8:08 must be the posting police,,,just messin Anon
Turdacious
# posted by : 9:31 AM
: 9:31 AM
With a pretty young thing on my right hand and the word "TAFF" and "OFF" scribbled on my chest, I AM NOW A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG!
After the lacrosse team lost to Bellview High, Brad had to suck it up, and pay off his bet by writing two of the ten words he can spell on his body. Ashley consoles him.
Embarrassed about spilling hair product on his work shirt from frosting his spikes. Chipendouche the 5'6 bartender desperately trying to prove his heterosexuality, sees a sharpie and a bowtie and gets the idea of a lifetime.
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
Three weeks later, Tony died from a nipple tumor caused by the diacetone that leeched into his chest.
@ douchetorious b.a.g.
"gay Snagglepuss" had me laughing until I choked on my own spit.
@ douchetorious b.a.g.
"gay Snagglepuss" had me laughing until I choked on my own spit.
Tony strategically wrote "STAFF" on his chest, having learned the hard lesson that "THE GUY THAT CLEANS OUT THE DEEP FRYER" didn't result in the play he desired.
Although Chad could only afford a bow tie for his induction into the Hoorah Station Hall of Fame, Stacy promised if he let her write all over him with edible ink tonight, she'd buy him a tee-shirt in the morning.
# posted by : 12:48 PM
: 12:48 PM
Feeling the urge to ingest more "man taffy", Bruce decided the best way to get more was to advertise it on his chest at the Rainbow Pride Rally on Castro Street.
# posted by : 1:20 PM
: 1:20 PM
This is definitely a gaybag, and the person in the lower right may actually be a lesbo chick.
# posted by : 1:50 PM
: 1:50 PM
At this moment Jenny wished she had paid more attention during the orientation. Which way are you supposed to twist the tie to cut off circulation before hitting the "off" button?
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
Later, Biff McQuiff paused to admire his physique in the mirror, when a scowl suddenly formed on his face, replacing his ever-present douche-smirk. He then proceeded to pulverize the author of his chest for calling him fat.
# posted by : 7:05 PM
: 7:05 PM
Chip decided to take the road less traveled regarding clause 3 of the club dress code:
3. Shirt or bow tie required at all times.
Well done Chip, well done.
3. Shirt or bow tie required at all times.
Well done Chip, well done.
# posted by : 9:45 PM
: 9:45 PM
The bar couldn't afford t-shirts so they just magic markered the word Staff on each shirtless choad's chest.
# posted by : 11:16 PM
: 11:16 PM
Douche points to Chip for at least sounding staphylococcus infection out correctly.
# posted by : 11:43 PM
: 11:43 PM
In the end Barb married Taff because she knew she would never forget his name, and his tie painted him as pure class.
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