Brokeback Cowpoke should have had the condom ad tatooed on his back.
 

SON OF A BITCH!!!!! This is so unfair.
 

My God she is hot!

Brokeback uses filly to lure more studs.

Brokeback, please return the filly to the corral.
 

This is obviously a Costume Party. The tatoo is not real. I got a few Costume party pictures that could end up here as well. So why exactly is this guy a douche? Please lets keep the posts for real douchebags and not costume party pictures.
 

Name should be Cow Pie. But then again the turds of cows does the world some good. This asshat ruins that.
 

how is this a costume party?

Is her costume "Hot Piece of Ass"?

Is his costume "Cowboy Marine Condom Salesman"?

It's not a party. He's a douche with a hot chick....so f'in hot.

I was having a bad day, now I'm going to the bathroom to see how many urinal cakes it takes to kill myself.

F YOU DB1
 

Anon at 12:21,

One of the main conditions for posting on this site is the degree of rage inducement the pic causes...and by rage inducement I mean jealousy.
 

Is he wearing a real straw hat, made with real straw and stuff?

He is!

Damn, I'm so jealous!!
 

Yes, DB1, let's please make sure all posts conform to anon's expectations.

O.K., now that I have that off my chest... Ye Gods that is one spectacular plaid miniskirt. I'm working on my rope tricks in her honor. And by "rope tricks," I mean adding another coat to the underside of my desk.

Next week: Paid for by Trojan Cowboy wants to tell you about the wonders of Valtrex. See his back for doctor's warnings and indications. See his junk region for clinical results.
 

He has a tiny electrical panel.

I hope he doesn't have a velcro fly, because she's about to get caught up in it the hard way.

I would eat a foot-long frog shit po-boy with a side order of ass hair just for the privelege of jabbing a pointed stick into her back yard and having sexual relations with her property as the neighbors called the police.

The Sock got to see Rush last night after all; the failed Hornets bumped the show from Saturday to Sunday. This ensured a wondrously miserable and hungover Monday, chock full of nodding off in meetings.

Worth it, totally.

Geddy was rockin' a Trogdor tee-shirt. Sweet.
 

Heath Leger knew how to quit him.
 

Words fail me. What this piece of shit is doing with a sweet honeycomb-smelling piece like that is just beyond me. I'd like to scrape that fuckin' tattoo off with a bottle-opener. And then give her a spongebath. Without the sponge.
 

I helped pick out this picture to post - it is from a Spring Break... no costume here.
 

The theme of the costume party must be "hot chicks with douchebags". This is a cleverly executed ensemble.
 

This is why the Pope hates the internet.
 

As much as I'd never want to look like that guy... I'd want girls who look like her.
 

This has pissed me off more than many of the other pics put together.

No boobs at all and I'm typically a boob man but damn, with an ass an thighs like that I'd never get up north anyway.

Shit.
 

I agree with Anon twelve twenty-one. This is a capital C-P Costume Party It's so obvious I can't believe no one else mentioned it. Something else maybe the rest of you all didn't notice is that he is decorated with what we call a "temporary" tattoo. It's not real. It's fake. Bogus. He could easily wash it off with a towel and warm soapy water. He is obviously dressed up as a Cowboy, since he is wearing a cowboy hat.

She is obviously a Catholic School girl, since her Skirt is obviously plaid, and it's pretty much obvious that those are the kind of skirts Catholic School Girls wear.

I think these Two actually won the Best Costume Prize at that particular party.

Unlike twelve twenty-one I don't got a few Costume party pics that could end up on this site. I don't really like wearing Costumes, and hot chicks don't really like me all that much either, so there aren't many pictures of me in a Costume with a hot chick(s).
 

What the hell is green lump of shit that she has in her hand?

It must be brokebacks cock ---- after it was severed by the ladyboy he tried to skip out on?
 

That green lump of shit is a pickle... so she can please herself when this putz passes out in his own frat-boy vomit.
 

I'm a chick and I don't see why you guys think he's ugly. I don't think he's bad looking at all. And let me tell you, to some chicks a dude in a cowboy hat is better than a dude in a uniform.
If I were going to say something negative, it would be in reference to that god awful skirt she's wearing. That thing is hideous!!
 

@anon 2:07: Ugly don't equate to Douche.

1. Blueblocker uberbig sunglasses and straw hat combo = Douche.

2. Green lump of shit with big chain around neck = douche

3. Trojan Condom tattoo on chest = douche

4. White cotton full length shirt skirt = douche.

etc...
 

I rarely say this, but...

I hate this guy.
 

I wish I were that blue plaid skirt. Please jeebus, please. . .
 

I bet this guy has a skort to wear with that cotton jacket.
 

I bet this guy grows up to work in the landscaping business mowing the lawns of people like you and I.
 

dude, if I was Db1, there is no way I could see this girl and not post this pic. that chick is epic hott. and i dont care if it's a costume party, a birthday party, or what the fuck ever. I wanna stab that guy with xenu's bronzed cock.

@darksock what did rush close with maaannn? how many pieces was the drum set??????
 

That guy has Jerry Garcia in a pouch around his neck. This is not costume party. This is the real deal. that is a real hot chick posing with a real douchebag. I don't believe if this were a fake pic the jagbag would have pick that outfit.
 

Since when did this site become an argument against the douches in the pictures? Please. This guy looks like a douche, smells like a douche, he's a fucking douche.
 

She's so scrumpdelicious that I dislike her more than him for her terrible taste in douchebags.

WTF is up with that Trojan tat? I hope he's getting paid sponsorship. He's far too dumb to even consider it.
 

mmm...tasty. Beat it dude, go get another round of lonestar!
 

It may be a costume party, but that does not excuse the fact that this total douche is trying to strike an abercrombie-model pose with that jaw-clenched expression on his face. Costume or not, this is a legitimate case of douche-dom. A good find. By the way, I am a chic and I'd still do the girl.
 

this looks like the cover of a douche romance novel.

It would be titled Douche Ponies.

or

Wild Douche
or
Fever Bag
or
Passion at the Cowdouche Ranch.
0r
Throbbing Cow-'bag.

She was a lonely Scottish lass far from home. he rode a pony, made of baloney, until he met her.
 

a bayonet about 6" below his trojan tatt will probably dislodge his spleen
 

This is the type of chick I like.

I would never dress like this douche.

I guess I'm stuck with banging fat chicks.

Damn.
 

That anon right above me is me. Oops.
 

Cowpie and the Catholic School Girl. Nice skirt.
 

DB1 - I must pause for a moment..take a deep breath and thank you. As a father..I thank you. We here in the Appalachians are somewhat insulated from popular culture. Thanks to satellite tv and the internets, we do see the occasional popped collar, the odd white belt, a few puckered lips, a couple of necklaces here and there.

Thanks to HCwDB, I now have a baseline, a reference point if you will.

So, after my dear wife is safely tucked in, I can pull my 13 year old son aside, place my hand firmly on his shoulder and say, "Son, I want you to look at this. NO! Don't turn away. I know its painful but gaze upon it! Son, these guys..these guys here...son they are seriously f-ed up. No, no, its ok. We're men. We can talk straight to one another. These guys in these pictures are not men. They are sad imitations of what being a man is all about. And son, if I ever get the slightest hint that you are becoming one of these sad caricatures of masculinity, i will personally beat you senseless"

So, DB1, for fathers everywhere, I say thank you for providing this valuable service.

Oh..and that blond is unbelievably, painfully, so unfairly hott.
 

goddamnit
 

anon 2:07 is right. This skirt is awful. It makes me so angry that I'm going to summon her to my home, remove the skirt, and promptly throw it behind my bed. The rest of her clothes might have been adversely affected by such close proximity to the skirt. I'm afraid I'll have to remove those, too.
 

the thing oddly that annoys me most is the crappy smoke detector...it signals that this may not despite the tat and of course the hot be a paid to pose situation in that its not per se in public...i havre no doubt that even if suburban cowboy hit the lottery here he failed miserably at the after the sale servicing and thus was unable to secure repeat business or infact word of mouth referrals
 

Anyone that thinks the Tat is real is a real Douche. Let me guess the jewelry he is wearing on his neck and wrist is the real thing too? Sorry but douchbags dont wear plastic beads unless its Marti Graw or a costum party. So please can we get back to posting real douchebags on the site.
 

I was already enraged enough at the little frat piss ants with the insecure and ready to prove their social worth (if you catch my drift) without the aid of roofies or masking-tape skanks in the above picture when I saw Cowpoke, the quintessential fratdouche. For the love of Jeebus Christ I hate that fucking prick. And we all know who's going to be cowpoking that hott at the end of the night when she's passed out from one too many vodka cranberries.
 

All I can do is recommend cocoa butter to sooth the chafing from that wicker cowboy hat.
 

Tie her up and brand her, Brokeback Cowboy-- or would you rather do that with your wranglin' buddies?
 

he is a douche but to be fair it is a costume party... cowboys and school girls party... i go to them all the time... lots of fun.
 

anon @7:58: To be fair, he's wearing dog tags, his shirt is waaaay unbuttoned, he's wearing sunglasses indoors, and the topper is a (fake?) condom tattoo on his shaved chest.

Costume or no, this still adds up to one massive douche. I'm guessing all he did was add a stray cowboy hat to his usual vomit-inducing weekend ensemble, anyway.
 

Costume party or no, a douche is a douche. Fake tattoo or not, a douche is a douche. Just because you are at a "Cowboys and School girls " costume party (WTF?) doesn't mean you are exempt from scrote-dom. Now, if you are going to a "My New Haircut" party....wait, nope, still a bag! So I suspect there will be a picture of me up here next week.
 

@ batou

no need to be fair here. anon's a douche. have fun anon.

fuck fish slap. fuck anon.