i was going to say something, but am now speechless.
 

Nice he conjured up a russian mail-order bride
 

They're both disgusting.
 

kim thayill wants to beat the shit out of this guy for stealing his look from 1991 and douching on it
 

@ my sun...

dammit! beat me to it!
 

He fuckin looks like Zakk Wylde's gay talentless cousin.
 

Criss is SUCH a scrote. He belongs in the Pantheon of Baggery, along with Tommy Lee and Steve Vai.
 

No jewlery today Criss?
 

Blaine has the telltale grease spot, Criss is Saudi Arabia.
 

And you too can dress scrote

http://cliquemerch.sparkart.com/crissangel/
 

Okay, the girl may be a whore by association but she is mighty gorgeous on her own merits.
 

Crap, that's Criss Angel? I thought it was a yeti!
 

I bet he hides his hairy sausage between her well greased thighs.

I got no problems with minddouche, any dude that friggin nasty looking that can punch a+ kitty is ok in my book. Of course I read my book while on the toilet and occasionally drop it in to the water and let it swirl around with Mr. Hankey for a while. Yeah minddouche is ok.
 

I like the celebrity douche theme. Keep it up, DB1!
 

I believe thats Miss Nevada USA and he probably mindfreaked her into actually thinking he was attractive.
 

I'd like to beat him senseless with that rediculous chain necklace, then wrap it around his neck and twist it till his head pops like a hairy cyst.

Then I'd lick the sausage grease off Miss Nevada's thighs...
 

Seeing this makes me yearn for the days when a poser like this would get stomped in the Conoco parking lot by 1 percenters. By stomped I mean a Hunter S. or Papa type of brutality.

Ready for a true story? Twice I've had 60 year old whitebread bankers tell me about their leather skull caps they don whilst garbing up for a weekend charity ride to a fish camp. Hard to share their enthusiasm.

Posers.
 

The Hott's inner monologue:
"My agent said all I have to do is stand next to Chris O'Donnell and smile. Now I have to get deloused. He is so fired!"
 

Sporting a look like that is insulting to women. It says, "I don't give a shit about you, I'm going to stop grooming and never shower and you will subject yourself to it because I have money and am famous."

At the same time you can ask, "So, why do women do it?"

Cause, as I've said before, women are stupid.

Oh, god, I just got a whiff of him. I gotta go puke.
 

That picture would induce rage in Mother Teresa.
What a pile of excrement swirling in a dreck sauce. Would very much enjoy tossing his ass off of the
14th floor of Manadalay Bay and into the drained pool.
Her I would cuddle with and knock over jiffy lubes to keep her in the lifestyle she desires.
 

It must cost a fortune to look so scuzzy....I hope Hells Angels go Altamont on his skull with a Pool Que
 

Look! It's Hairy Houdini!

Maybe he can make the pervasive odor of Captain Morgans, Red Door and burnt tobacco disappear from the Vegas vixen.


Cock.
 

...and then we all grew mustaches. We are so crazy at ___ camp.
 

Didnt Jim Carey already do this at the MTV music awards...you know the whole I'm a rocker badass except Jim meant it to be funny.
 

Put a bottle of Mad Dog Grape in his hand, some urine stains in his pants, and a meth pipe in his mouth, and Criss Angel is Irv, the homeless guy that takes a dump on my front porch every morning at 4:30.

The difference between a douchebag and Irv is this chick will touch Criss Angel.

Too bad for Irv. Maybe he should learn magic instead of doing a daily trick where he makes poo appear.
 

Look kids! That turd has a beard and is wearing a vest.

This guy has to have some massive body odor.
 

Weasel beat me to it.

I usually see Criss' doppelgänger on my way to work, either passed out in the alley next to Teazer's Lounge or in his box tucked up under the overpass at the I-96 junction.

True story.
 

@anon 3:49 -- LOL
 

He looks like the queer biker guy from the Villiage People. I think Criss Angel has been spending a little too much time at the YMCA.
 

I feel blessed that I have no idea who this bag is.
 

This week on Mindfreak, Criss makes his hygiene disappear.

Abra Ka-bag-ra.
 

Bippity boppity douche.
 

It cost alot of money to look that though....remeber that!
 

Welcome to the Las Vegas Bear Lovers Convention.

She looks like a clean(er) version of LiLo ... in a good way. I wonder if her looks will hold up after the delousing she's going to need after this shoot.
 

the hipster grizzly adams beard is the new goatee, which was the new mullet.
hipsters beware: since this unbearable 40-year old shitspeck of wannabe emo scroteoplasm is now sporting it, it has offically jumped the shark into yet another mark o' the douche.

BTW Sarantakos, while trying to prop up you're own shitty corner of the Vegas celeb wannabe world by getting your ass face mug in every picture of every D-list bleeth from TMZ, i'll be busy consoling your ex-wife by rimming her ass while she tells me all about what a flaming, bi-sexual, deadbeat, Long Island pus-wad you really are.....



jesus, i'm angry. why isn't it Friday already?
 

Its an illusion of douchetude.
The glare of his bling is his smoke and mirrors that creates a diversion from his pure heart and giving nature. Chris Angel is a saint. I saw him volunteering at a soup kitchen last week.. but when I think back on it, he must of been on his lunch break.. because they were serving him... and he must have been helping another person with their grocery cart because he pushed it around afterwards. Did I confuse chris angel with a homeless guy with a bunch of tin foil wrapped around his head?
 

I bet his house has a ton of crosses and candles all over the fucking place. And how I wish it would burn down while he was in it? Cant make yourself disappear can you fuckface?

God I hate this asshole.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

i wouldn't mind freakin her
 

Hes a disgusting eater of scabs
 

Abracadabra! I made my personal hygiene habits DISAPPEAR!
 

It shouldn't be *that* difficult to distinguish between a douche and a greasy, smegma scented cretin.
 

If this piece of shit stepped through the door of my local wateringhole he would be thrown headfirst out the door by real patch members. Then they would take turns on his old lady. And I would tip the owner generously for nights entertainment.
 

This makes me want to shove a colony of pissed off fire ants down my crotch and go run a marathon...

Please tell me she is an escort, b/c if she isnt, i am going a stick a rusty nail through my dick

Nice HAIR Billy Walsh
 

I didn't know Chewbacca was in Wild Hogs?