Hot Chicks with Douchebags: DNA Dan

Is that an LSD tab on his tongue or a huge Simplex III boil?

I dig librarian glasses.

# posted by

ed : 1:13 PM

Ok so usually the hotts on here look like they bewlong with the douches they hang out with...when they don't...that's when people get really angry...I see this being another Deathtongue like scenario...

Army of Douche-ness

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:16 PM

When I look at this choad for some reason I hear Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket when Joker finds him in the head with a loaded weapon.....

We can only hope this tool meets a similar fate......

# posted by

Frozen Orange Douche : 1:20 PM

I thought Roger Clemens and Mindy McCready kept it friendly...

Lay off the 'roids, Rog.

# posted by

"Old 'Bag Eyes" Frank Scrotnatra : 1:21 PM

wow.....i think this caveman should be in hall of scrote...just look at him....dog tags, generic tattoos, HGH, wristdana..

but look at that fucking stare...

he looks like the deadbeat crazy dad in Kindergarten Cop...

"its not a toooooma!!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:21 PM

wow

BamBam grew up to be a douche, I see

# posted by

Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 1:22 PM

Jesus... was this picture taken at a gay arm tat convention???

# posted by

"Old 'Bag Eyes" Frank Scrotnatra : 1:22 PM

one shot one kill

shoot to kill

# posted by

have a nice day : 1:23 PM

this Xerxes wannabe douchebag needs to be kicked into the Pit of Death by King Leonidas, like, right now.

she's all kinds of librarian cute.

# posted by

pfah : 1:24 PM

That look...i think...yes, it's horrible...he's trying to be sexy. Those are Roidbag bedroom eyes.

"When she gets home and sees this picture she is going to think I am so sexy. Glad I got that last set of power squats in....yes!"

# posted by

Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 1:29 PM

The irony of THIS guy dating a librarian...it's kinda like Liberace dating Jessica Alba.

# posted by

DarkSock : 1:34 PM

Cro Bagnon proud

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:34 PM

He is happy because he is retarded, and the retarded are naturally happy. She is happy because he is retarded. Now she can exploit him.

# posted by

cheezeeporn : 1:36 PM

I thought Tina Fey would have better taste in men...

# posted by

Snoop Douchey Bagg : 1:41 PM

She's a librarian and he's a bookworm. And by bookworm, I mean he's got a worm-sized dick.

# posted by

mst3kster : 1:45 PM

Either that's the worst lighting, or she has some sort of gray highlights in her hair. And a pack of Kools in her left hand. They may deserve each other. This must be some sort of tatt convention judging by the other choadmunches in the background with sleeves looking so cool.

# posted by

UFO Destroyers : 1:45 PM

DNA Dan – Garbage Pail Douche #139

# posted by

don quixscrote : 1:48 PM

Oh, this guy is definitely a weekly and a monthly.

The quality library hott mixed with this orange over-muscled, caveman roid head of a choad licker is almost too much.

*head asplode*

# posted by

2% reduced fat douche : 1:54 PM

@ufo
I missed the menthol cigs....great call. She may be more for him than I previously thought.

# posted by

Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 1:55 PM

I can't quite explain why, but this guy looks like the dog truck from "Dumb and Dumber".

# posted by

DarkSock : 1:56 PM

I haven't wanted to barf at a photo in a long time.

A Looooooooooooong time.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:01 PM

George...George...George of tha'...
You get my drift here right?

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 2:02 PM

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# posted by

pfah : 2:04 PM

@darksock....the Mutt Cutts truck?? you've hit the proverbial nail on the head. and made me spit water onto my monitor. so thank you.

# posted by

pfah : 2:05 PM

anyone know how to get lunch off a monitor? because that's where my lunch is now.

# posted by

uncle wally : 2:10 PM

This scrote was probably benching his short bus at the age of seven.

# posted by

Douchey McScroterson : 2:12 PM

This scrote was probably benching his short bus at the age of seven.

# posted by

Douchey McScroterson : 2:12 PM

Man, minus the menthols, I really like her...she'll give Deathtongue's hottie a run for her money as my closer...

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 2:13 PM

i have a feeling that she was hauled away by the hair shortly after this photo was taken...

# posted by

the big red hot water bottle : 2:20 PM

douchtastic dna danny is a few strands shy of a full load tho it looks like he's waiting for one in his big yapper

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:21 PM

(photographer says)
"okay grok, jenny...smile for the camera! c'mon grok, say cheese...."

grok says, "hrmgrphlmaaaaaaaaaaaa"

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 2:24 PM

Oh yeah! I loved that movie where this guy rode around on a motorcycle trying to steal Mel Gibson's gas.

Are you f'ing kidding me? I don't know which is more repulsive: That look on his face, or the look on hers (i.e., displaying no signs of shock and/or horror). And look at that greasy sloped forehead ... I'm going to re-enact my favorite scene from Oedipus now, thanks.

Being a douchebag. So easy this caveman can do it.

# posted by

Batou : 2:27 PM

Don't say those things about her. I have to go into denial on this one until another picture is revealed. She's just a little librarian cutie, never does anything crazy, has been waiting in a convent for me for a decade, and one night her friends FINALLY talked her into going to a "wacky" party. While there she thought she'd be "crazy" and get a picture with one of big guys. That's all.

Right? Please? She's so precious. They're not together. I can't go there. My brain can't handle that. Just tell me that's what it looks like to you too. Lie to me.

# posted by

Hew Daily : 2:29 PM

Despite the douche minus one chromosome look, it's nice to see that the guys of Manowar can still get dates.

# posted by

Carson Daly : 2:32 PM

Man, Goldberg has really gone in the shitter since he quit wrestling.

# posted by

ratadouchie : 2:49 PM

I'm speechless. The fact the Lord Greyscrote here is even touching such librarian hotness makes me think that librarians may be wooed by such douchery (dog tags AND a camo mandana bracelet) simply from their proximity to large collections of Edgar Rice Burroughs.

# posted by

Pepe Le Douche : 2:58 PM

No, no, you're all wrong. That's his MOM. No one but a mother could hug a thing like that, with a look like that on her face.

This is what happens when a woman insists on keeping her rape baby.

# posted by

UkkfayOoyay : 3:14 PM

Nice gray hair, nottie.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:21 PM

Mongo want WOMAN.

# posted by

UkkfayOoyay : 4:20 PM

If this guy isn't an NFL linebacker than he's a total douchebag with bad tatts.

If he is an NFL linebacker he's a total douchebag with bad tatts.

That's how it works. You look like this and you're a total douchebag.

And if he sees this and takes offense, well, bring it on...

I live at 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue Washington DC.

My friends call me Dubya.

Don't believe it's really me? Look above, see that "bring it on" line? Sounds familiar, no?

# posted by

MC 900 Foot Douchebag : 4:20 PM

Xenu's side kick?
What a crew that would be.
I can only say WOW! and not in a good way. This is another classic, Instant vote in
Shes kinda Hott
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:23 PM

Remember what Pumpy taught you, Holy Ground, you cannot douche next to Holy Ground

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:44 PM

I don't see the zen duality of scrote and hott. All I see is douchebag.

Girly may have sexy librarian glasses but she ain't really what would be classified as a hott. Though deep inside, I know that she may have a good personality (just incase she's reading this).

# posted by

Leader of the 'bag (NorCal Chapter) : 5:11 PM

http://www.henshinonline.com/images/narita_gargantuas.jpg

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:23 PM

Oh yes, douche, leer at me from under your sloped brow. Hang that limp tongue out like the kids on the short bus... oh baby... now rub your tiny flaccid shrimp-dick vigourously since you can't fit it between your massive sausage-like fingers. Yes - oh yes - I'm just about to... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

OH thank you, you hot hot douchebag, for making my day. And by "thank" I mean "fuck".

# posted by

the bag queen : 5:37 PM

This guy maybe should be wearing a Robert Graham shirt (compare with Gator yesterday...)

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:38 PM

oops...meant Razor from yesterday...

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:39 PM

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. God, I hate feeling like a need a shower after looking at a picture. She's tres cute. He's XL roidbag. Did he have to tear up his camos to make them into mandannas? Please don't crush the hott, it's not good form. Although, her hooking up with him serves her right for smoking menthols.

# posted by

Ashfish : 5:55 PM

Does this librarian have purple hair or is it the lights? And the scrote looks like one that was a high school D-lineman that got bumped in the head by an opposing O-lineman and became stupid. (With apologies to Dennis Byrd.)

-Bill Doucheterive

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:17 PM

i think he wants to rape the photographer.

# posted by

riverdouche : 6:34 PM

@ darksock

it's the lolling tongue.

# posted by

riverdouche : 6:35 PM

@frozen orange douche

You're thinking Private Pyle because he's doing the classic Kubric head down/eyes up crazy look. And because you, like me, would probably like him to eat the barrel of his rifle.

She is a Dewey Decimal Diva. I won't hear anything bad said about her. I know she's got menthols, but I can help her quit.

# posted by

Mr. White : 6:42 PM

I'm wondering if DNA Dan is a clone gone wrong. I heard Dolly the cloned sheep had all sorts of problems. Looks like that Scottish scientist hasn't perfected human cloning yet either.

I'm guessing Lou Ferrigno donated his DNA for this cloning adventure.

# posted by

Douchey McScroterson : 6:43 PM

Somewhere in doucheland, Turdflush just went pale...and by pale, I mean a big steaming trough of hungover post-"Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's" efluent.

Why do I suspect DB1 has more DNA DAN?

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:01 PM

Man, I haven't heard from Rammstein in a while (Engel and Du Hast, good times), but it's nice to see Till still getting it done.

As for her, I'm going to be completely delusional and say that's a pack of Carefree Spearmint gum in her hand, a gum that I also enjoy. Very clearly we are meant to be together.

# posted by

Douche Quixote : 7:48 PM

He looks frozen in time
Left meat hook is not making contact with ms. vague green box
I bet you he doesn't even blink.
Certainly hasn't mastered eating with mouth closed.
She's probably his handler,
changes his depends every 2 hours.

# posted by

Sheesqua : 7:56 PM

Ashfish, me too. I really do need a fucking shower after this. Can you imagine what might be on that skin she's cuddling up to? Can you IMAGINE??
And where does the "librarian" thing come from? The glasses alone? Come on.

# posted by

Mary : 8:21 PM

Dont make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

(DNA Dan see other man with camera)

"HEYYYYYYY BOY TOODLEY TOO OVER HERE BIG GUY, HMMM LOOKING SO YUMMY ON ME TUMMY!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:46 PM

There is only one place guys take their shirts off in a club!! There is only one place guys wear white tight tank tops and sleeveless shirts!! Its at a gay bar!!! Sadly whoever took this picture is gay as well!! lol Check out the tats and the guys over his left shoulder!!

This guy is not a douchebag he is a gaybag!!!!! A gaybag!!! lol

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:32 PM

if the Ultimate Douche Photo involves the most heinous of juxtapositions; wretched dbag, classy cutie, then this is UDP.

HIM: unoriginal tribal tat, excessive hair styling, man-tan, dopey bracelet, shirtless in club

HER: a raspy-voiced elementary teacher workin for the weekend.

# posted by

Johnny Utah : 9:43 PM

Cro-bagnon took the time out of his day to shave half of his chest hair off, and leave the other half. His heavy brow shines with what is unmistakably a butt plug. Years of fist-pump dancing has left the better part of his arm in decay. Wait, thats just a terrible tattoo.

# posted by

Anaconda Jones : 12:11 AM

You have outdone yourself today db1! The 3 other choads below are consistently infuriating, but this must be an instant weekly if not monthly/HOS.

Such an innocent looking girl-next-door glasses hott being mauled by the most disgusting muscle-tat scrote since... well since Dog 3 weeks ago. Unfortunately Dog was defeated. May DNA Dan prevail.

# posted by

lyndon ladouche : 2:00 AM

HULK SMASH!!!!!
By the way, don't you JUST LOVE my bracelet?

HULK ANGRY(and very gay)!!!

-Madeline Kahn's Black Schnitzengrubben

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:55 AM

Nott. Nott even close. Nott even in the same universe as some of the true hotts. Mongo grab wrong girl. Mongo sorry.

Nice doucheface though, and his Mark of the Bag is one of the best I've seen on here.

# posted by

douche equis : 5:25 AM

He's been stuck in his cave too long and has the Jack Nicholson look from The Shining. Heeeeere's Douchebag!

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 5:30 AM

"HEY BARTENDER LADY ME NEED MORE RED BULL! MORE VODKA IN RED BULL! ME ANGRY I SMASH CAN ON CHEST! HELLO PRETTY LADY YOU HAVE GLASSES FOUR EYES PRETTY LADY THAT'S OK ME LIKE MAKE YOU LOOK SMART I LIKE SMART LADY THANKS FOR HUGGING I LIKE HUGGING OH LOOK MAN HAS CAMERA LOOK INTO CAMERA DAD SAID CAMERA TAKE YOUR SOUL I DON'T BELIEVE HIM IT'S OK WHERE RED BULL NEED MORE RED BULL MORE VODKA IN RED BULL..."

click.

# posted by

bcs : 6:19 AM

I thought we would have moved on by this morning.
Unfortunately, I awake to the come hither stare of Geico's cleanly shaven spokesperson.

This girl is growing on me. I would let her smoke menthol cigarettes on the veranda of my beachfront mansion while I bring her fruity bevs and massage her glasses. And I mean do her doggy style in a truck stop bathroom.

# posted by

Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 6:43 AM

my retirement grease!

if this guy loses the weekly, it'll be criminal.

# posted by

Mitch Meats : 6:44 AM

what the hell is on his wrist? some kind of bag?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:47 AM

fun fact: if you ever happen to visit your local GNC, they stock the products for 'male enhancement' (impotence) right next to the andro & creatine products......

this little kernel of knowlege, along with a $7 fifth of vodka, helps me to sleep easy each night...

# posted by

douchetoevsky : 8:00 AM

this bag combines lorenzo lamas choad with a evan seinfeld scrotation to amplify bagality to a douche plateau...hot is that chick you thought was banged out in high school and she apparently got serious later in life...about bleethdom

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 8:34 AM

This guy looks like he has has the body for being an NFL kicker.

# posted by

Revved Up Like a Douche : 9:29 AM

Good God.

It looks as if this thing is using every ounce of his very limited facilities just to stand upright. That stupid look on his face just looks all too natural. I would feel much better if I knew for certain that the owner kept him muzzled and on a leash. Oh little trashy librarian sexpot, we can only pray you didn't breed with beast-man.

# posted by

no country for douchebags : 10:18 AM

Now this is the kind of pic that inspires such titan-like rage that makes you want to interrupt them mid-coitus by chopping off his dick before they propgagate monstrosities over the earth. Absolutely horrifying.

# posted by

Ron : 10:27 AM

I see Craig Scheffer is juicing up for reprising his role as Joe Kane in "The Program 3 - Cheat to Win"...

~ifionlyhadadouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:29 AM

@ ifionlyhadadouche:
I couldn't remember his name. I was thinking the guy from Legends of the Fall who isn't Tyler Durden or Hannibal Lecter.

I wanna donkey punch that girl.

# posted by

ratadouchie : 11:04 AM

I want to eat my own snot bubbles right now... weekly, monthly, TA, XENU!...this guy is a hat tilt away from HCwDB HoSXXX... wait in the middle of my comment someone has cropped out her menthol pack... I CALL JYNX

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:06 PM

I think that pack of cigarettes is actually Natural American Spirits, not a pack of menthols. This guy is HOS worthy.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:24 AM

Gotta say she is all kindsa cute.....
but do I note bingo arms in her future?

# posted by

Charles Bagkowski : 11:01 AM

Mark of the 'Bag clear as day here! Step away. He is about to explode in a shower of poo. With tattoos. I swear to god, there be tattoo'd poo!

This guy has serious WWF wannabe stuff going on and he should really see someone about it.

And he should leave her to me so's I could dewey her decimals forthwith and slide books in her slot. Then we could discuss Korzybski over PBR and vanilla wafers.

# posted by

Abdouchah the Butcher : 1:06 PM

take the fuckin dog tags poser..you wouldn't last a fuckin day in the military, especially the Marines OHHRAHH..douchefag

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:14 PM

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# posted by

Anonymous : 4:30 AM

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