Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Dog
Dog appears to be a very large gang member, so I will simply remark that he is a scholar and an erudite intellectual with great acumen, and his facial hair configuration bespeaks a wise and jovial humanity.
His snake tatt is not douchey, and implies strength and boldness of vision. His tiny ambiguously Latina hott demonstrates modest, classic feminine dress and groin tatt that is not slutty at all.
Please do not break my spine in sixteen places like you're flicking a bug off a maple leaf, Dog. I mean you no harm.
Instead, lets share a Red Bull and cigarette while we discuss Proust, Balzac, Kafka and the radness of Buckcherry.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:26 AM 
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latina hott's daily diet of refried beans is gonna make that tattoo look more ridiculous in about 20 pounds.....
There's a shitty cover band that plays on Saturday nights at a bar near my house. The guitar player in the band has the exact same 3 stripes thing going on with his jaws. Only thing is he must have been drunk when he did it, because the lines are as straight as his wanky guitar playing is good, which is not.
# posted by 
: 11:05 AM
: 11:05 AM
is that a beard or magnetic filings? and what's with all the bottles behind him - antivenin? i'm scared, and going to hide now.
# posted by : 11:05 AM
: 11:05 AM
My fave stripper has a landing strip that looks strikingly like his facial hair. But she only has the one of course.
# posted by : 11:05 AM
: 11:05 AM
jesus, i'm not sure if he's going to punch her or if he's trying to have some sort of contact without hurting her. i'm not sure if those chin pubes were glued on or if he really has that bad of facial hair. again, with the sunglasses at night. doesnt work. she's grade a skank. and not a very pretty one. i'm tempted to say that he stole her v-neck with the way that things stretching to stay on. meh, on the tats, shes got classic skank tat, he's got a shitty snake tat. all that money down the drain that he could have spent on more roids. oh well. maybe that tat will make up for not having anymore balls.
They're having their picture taken in front of all the drinking water left in Reno. It's an isidious plot to take over the world. Now we know what Cobre Commander looked like behind the mirror/under the hood: a skanky Latina. Notice the facial striping on Douchetro. Much like the crop circles in "Signs," it's a coded message. No one will stop them now. Except this guy:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43162
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43162
This guy puts the Blowfish to SHAME!!!! The clean lines, the uniform width. Chin pube artistry at it's best. That is, it's most douchetastic.
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
"Excuse me Ms. Hooker? Do you know if there's a veteranarian close by, because these pythons are SICK!"
I'm amazed these guys with the (fucking ridiculous) ornate facial hair get any women at all. Most of the women I know, bleeth or not, hate facial hair or at least mandate it be somewhat normal.
Bag huntresses, your thoughts?
Perhaps I'm just in too conservative a market....
Army of Douche-ness
Bag huntresses, your thoughts?
Perhaps I'm just in too conservative a market....
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 11:19 AM
: 11:19 AM
@douche nowitski -- I think you're right, and was going to say the same thing. It's an asymmetrical barcode-of-the-douche.
douche equis
douche equis
the little bottles behind him must be this weeks supply of roids.
i think hes trying to sell his slutty 15 year old sister so he can get more roids.
i dont think shes in any fear of him screwing her, his nuts probably shrivelled up and retreated inside him years ago.
i think hes trying to sell his slutty 15 year old sister so he can get more roids.
i dont think shes in any fear of him screwing her, his nuts probably shrivelled up and retreated inside him years ago.
# posted by : 11:26 AM
: 11:26 AM
Christ his right arm would give Mega Man a run for his money, Il just point him to Dr. Wiley's castle and be on my way thank you sir
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
Marlboro lights in his pocket?
C'mon fuckwad. At least rock the Schnieder look.
C'mon fuckwad. At least rock the Schnieder look.
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
Bottled water,beef 'roids,bad prison ink,worse facial hair, marlboro lights, and skanked bleeth stripper babymomma. I don't see any way this could end badly.
I'm calling porn set on this one.
This guy has to do gay porn. He's a poser, not a gang member. The dead giveaway are his malboro ultra lights and lowride Abercrombie jeans....distressed wash. Only a gay man could keep the beard so anally neat.
Latin or asian? She's hot, and by hot I mean a life time of antiviral meds if I stuck my dingdong in her dillyhu.
This guy has to do gay porn. He's a poser, not a gang member. The dead giveaway are his malboro ultra lights and lowride Abercrombie jeans....distressed wash. Only a gay man could keep the beard so anally neat.
Latin or asian? She's hot, and by hot I mean a life time of antiviral meds if I stuck my dingdong in her dillyhu.
i thought her right hand (our left) was in her pocket, wtf is that going to be like in 20lbs...
I don't want to know. I wish him well and would certainly compliment his choice in sunglasses, shirts, gold chains, beard trimming and of course his brand of diet smokes.
As for the watter, that's for the HCL tabs he needs to force feed his latina nott.
I don't want to know. I wish him well and would certainly compliment his choice in sunglasses, shirts, gold chains, beard trimming and of course his brand of diet smokes.
As for the watter, that's for the HCL tabs he needs to force feed his latina nott.
anonymous @11:52: "I think this homo deep-throated me in prison. he's all bark."
I bet you're glad he isn't bite.
I bet you're glad he isn't bite.
i wanna know how this douche bag makes a living looking like this.. who in the world would hire this super douche
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
i wanna know how this douche bag makes a living looking like this.. who in the world would hire this super douche
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
i wanna know how this douche bag makes a living looking like this.. who in the world would hire this super douche
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
i wanna know how this douche bag makes a living looking like this.. who in the world would hire this super douche
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
Just in case you didn't know where her vagina was, her body comes with direction arrows. How helpful!
i would think a giant "don't tread on me" douche would smoke something other than marlboro lights.
oh yeah he does. pole.
oh yeah he does. pole.
Can you get to that point in your life, looking like that, without having killed at least one man with your bare hands?
Dog is epic. Pumpy 2.0. I will be legitimately sad if we don't get more pics of him here.
Dog is epic. Pumpy 2.0. I will be legitimately sad if we don't get more pics of him here.
I won't mention his little wuss pack of Marlboro Lights is the biggest, hardest package in his pants...
# posted by : 12:09 PM
: 12:09 PM
That water behind them is a cool prop, as he demonstrates his alpha qualities by crushing the bottle after he's done drinking the contents.
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
I looked at this pic full-size... and now I need a shower. The level of Doucheskankosity here is red-line.
These two should really star in a commercial for Valtrex.
These two should really star in a commercial for Valtrex.
I am not so sure that Dog should be allowed in the hall of douchery that DB1 has so lovingly created because the pic defies the first rule of HCwDB ... the girl has to be hot. The disturbing ink job, whoriffic eyeshadow, and dead in the eyes stare most definitely do not equal hotness.
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
Are we even sure that the hott isnt a guy one would think the Neanderthal features would be a dead giveaway
# posted by : 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
This is what Dave Navarro would look like if he was addicted to hgh.
This is what Carmen Electra would look like if she was addicted to meth.
This is what Carmen Electra would look like if she was addicted to meth.
# posted by : 12:35 PM
: 12:35 PM
No need to have any latent envy, as this picture makes it plainly obvious that his package has shrunk down to nothing.
It's rare though to run across a picture on this site where both members of the couple look like they were released from prison that morning.
It's rare though to run across a picture on this site where both members of the couple look like they were released from prison that morning.
# posted by : 1:14 PM
: 1:14 PM
It's almost as if her belly button has an upside down mustache! Now, as for the Eight Street Latina there, the chesticles seem mighty nice. Doggy probably acts as her pimp... He doesn't care about the chin pube configuration dropping him from consideration as a barrista at Starbucks, since his real job is helping his "stable" roll johns. Just my preliminary feelings!
# posted by : 1:21 PM
: 1:21 PM
My wife's hairdresser told her this guy is his "powerbottom". Whatever that means...
# posted by : 1:30 PM
: 1:30 PM
He's a secret agent in disguise. I think this because part of his fake 'stache is still stuck to her belly.
BVG's right; this could be the one...
BVG's right; this could be the one...
I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing - pumpy and the scrotterbitch take a great family picture.
# posted by : 1:41 PM
: 1:41 PM
What is this DB1 - weirdo Wednesday? I don't see a hot in this pic -- all I see is a dunlap.
# posted by : 1:44 PM
: 1:44 PM
Both of them are equally appalling... they are like the ying and yang of crap.
# posted by : 1:47 PM
: 1:47 PM
Now if he just held a rum and coke in his hand he could pass as douchebag version of Julian from "Trailer Park Boys".
http://www.mcavoy.com/Images/Julian2.gif
http://www.mcavoy.com/Images/Julian2.gif
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
Usually I read the comments before I comment so if I'm redundant, please forgive...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
This is an absolute travesty of the natural order of life. The guy is ridiculous, the woman is a mess and my head is going to explode from the utter douche-osity of this picture.
DB1, you GOTTA put this guy in the Hall of Scrote TODAY. This guy is the Wayne Gretzky of Douchebags. No waiting period, no vote, just put him in! There is no passing GO he's just IN.
Who trims their facial hair into such utterly stupid patterns? Who gets a giant snake tattoo up their entire arm? HE'S WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE AT NIGHT!!!!! My god, I want to go blind RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! He probably thinks his chick is hot, but she puts her makeup on with a paint brush! The belly is showing signs of wear and tear and I bet that tattoo covers a knife wound.
Excuse me while I go poke my eyes out and then insert barb wire into one socket, pull it out the other and yank it back and forth like I was flossing.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
This is an absolute travesty of the natural order of life. The guy is ridiculous, the woman is a mess and my head is going to explode from the utter douche-osity of this picture.
DB1, you GOTTA put this guy in the Hall of Scrote TODAY. This guy is the Wayne Gretzky of Douchebags. No waiting period, no vote, just put him in! There is no passing GO he's just IN.
Who trims their facial hair into such utterly stupid patterns? Who gets a giant snake tattoo up their entire arm? HE'S WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE AT NIGHT!!!!! My god, I want to go blind RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! He probably thinks his chick is hot, but she puts her makeup on with a paint brush! The belly is showing signs of wear and tear and I bet that tattoo covers a knife wound.
Excuse me while I go poke my eyes out and then insert barb wire into one socket, pull it out the other and yank it back and forth like I was flossing.
# posted by : 2:11 PM
: 2:11 PM
Congrats Pfah for the LAMEST joke I have read on this site in a long time.
BTW - Don't forget to buy your tickets . . . to the gun show, of course.
BTW - Don't forget to buy your tickets . . . to the gun show, of course.
that's notta tatt on her belly...
her lowriders are just really low, and she shaved her pubes into a flying "v"...
ugh, this pic makes me cringe.
her lowriders are just really low, and she shaved her pubes into a flying "v"...
ugh, this pic makes me cringe.
Dog;
You are destined for the scrote hall of fame. You look like a DB I new many years ago in High School, only he is dead now, he like you was a gang member, who like you had impeccable taste in both fashion and women. He how ever had an opportunity to swim with the gators in the everglades and they insisted that he stay for dinner.
You are destined for the scrote hall of fame. You look like a DB I new many years ago in High School, only he is dead now, he like you was a gang member, who like you had impeccable taste in both fashion and women. He how ever had an opportunity to swim with the gators in the everglades and they insisted that he stay for dinner.
This bag crochets a facial hair net and downs roids like pez and the regs are ready to anoint him the new Pumpy??? 1st things fucking last the hand to tit ratio is way off, he could easily place his greasy mit over one of her b-cups but certainly not both. While I don't doubt his prowess in the weight room I'd lay good money on the fact that Pumpy would rip this pipsqueak in two and defecate on his shredded remains. Is this cretin vile? Yes. An abhorrent waste of o2? You bet. But Pumpy's successor? Hell no! Bad regs, no biscuit!
Let me guess, this was taken before the MENSA meeting? Or perhaps prior to the governor's ball?
I mean honestly, why do people like this exist? What a couple of turds. These two deserve each other and by each other I mean death.
-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
I mean honestly, why do people like this exist? What a couple of turds. These two deserve each other and by each other I mean death.
-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
I bet this guy falls over a lot being so goddamn top-heavy.
The facial hair is beyond reason. Maybe each bar represents the number of whore-y looking girlfriends he's dated.
Whatever the story they both belong in some circus freak show. A Crique-de-Douche circus, of course.
The facial hair is beyond reason. Maybe each bar represents the number of whore-y looking girlfriends he's dated.
Whatever the story they both belong in some circus freak show. A Crique-de-Douche circus, of course.
# posted by : 3:13 PM
: 3:13 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Best photo I've seen on here in a long time!!
What the hell am I looking at?
Is she Asian or Latina? Do I see a little moose knuckle there? Is that a cobra on his arm? Is that an alien crop signal on his face? Did Jake Gyllenhal bulk up for his next flick? How come he has double ought wrists, extra small hands, and thirty eight inch biceps? Do his pants ride lower than hers? Are they standing at the loading dock waiting for a sip of dishwater? Or for yesterday's bread to get thrown out?
Do they both have bug eyes?
Is she Asian or Latina? Do I see a little moose knuckle there? Is that a cobra on his arm? Is that an alien crop signal on his face? Did Jake Gyllenhal bulk up for his next flick? How come he has double ought wrists, extra small hands, and thirty eight inch biceps? Do his pants ride lower than hers? Are they standing at the loading dock waiting for a sip of dishwater? Or for yesterday's bread to get thrown out?
Do they both have bug eyes?
Nice job, Johnny Come Douchey. Arkansas Dave made me chuckle as well.
The chick is disgusting, otherwise I'm with MC about instanteous HoS membership. Let's keep an eye out... when he's not rubbing in the patina on MC's Mahogany panelling and quartz counter tops he just might be posing with females I would not laugh at.
The chick is disgusting, otherwise I'm with MC about instanteous HoS membership. Let's keep an eye out... when he's not rubbing in the patina on MC's Mahogany panelling and quartz counter tops he just might be posing with females I would not laugh at.
I thought this website was called Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Not Skanks with Convicted Felons. This chick is a mess. She uses a paint roller to put on her mascara.
Prince Pud, now those are hot chicks. This pic does not inspire rage just indigestion. That is all.
Prince Pud, now those are hot chicks. This pic does not inspire rage just indigestion. That is all.
Did anybody notice the bicep to hand ratio on Gunnybag?! He has tiny little cuty puppy hands with ridiculously large 'which way is the beach" biceps.
This bag ain't prison, gang or small town bare knuckle brawler. This bag bounces Mahoneys when their boners take over on 2 for 1 appletini Thursday nights at the Blue Oyster.
This bag ain't prison, gang or small town bare knuckle brawler. This bag bounces Mahoneys when their boners take over on 2 for 1 appletini Thursday nights at the Blue Oyster.
# posted by : 4:28 PM
: 4:28 PM
It's all done with perspective shots, y'see.
For instance, that dude is 5'3", and to his left?
That's Herve Villechaize in a push-up brassiere.
For instance, that dude is 5'3", and to his left?
That's Herve Villechaize in a push-up brassiere.
This dude has big arms but tiny carny hands - AP would be afraid. Plus, he's only about 6' tall.
Pumpy was 6'5" easily and could cup a pair of Double Ds single handedly. This scumbag is no Pumpy or even a pale imitator.
Any self-respecting gang member would kick this guy's ass just for the stupid facial hair.
Pumpy was 6'5" easily and could cup a pair of Double Ds single handedly. This scumbag is no Pumpy or even a pale imitator.
Any self-respecting gang member would kick this guy's ass just for the stupid facial hair.
# posted by : 5:58 PM
: 5:58 PM
out of everyone on this website i have seen, i hate this guy the most. i hope everything worse imaginable will happen to him. that is far one of the dumbest tattoo's i have seen as well.
# posted by : 6:49 PM
: 6:49 PM
I think we should all be following DB1 in our comment style... This man is clearly NOT a tool, and nothing about slutty vagtatts turn me on.
# posted by : 6:58 PM
: 6:58 PM
One also has the sneaking suspicion that his other arm has atrophied like a T. Rex, which is why he grabbed the closest thing he could, in this case Rosie Perez's crackhead sister/brother. That also explains the sharpie markings on his right cheek to draw attention to that side of his body. All that water must be so he doesnt need to go out in public.
As for the HoS nomination, i just don't see it. I mean the guy just has Beckwith-Weidemann Syndrome. compared with the scrotes below how is he worse
As for the HoS nomination, i just don't see it. I mean the guy just has Beckwith-Weidemann Syndrome. compared with the scrotes below how is he worse
# posted by : 7:00 PM
: 7:00 PM
If these two ever produce an offspring.....no, never mind. I can't bear the thought.
# posted by : 7:11 PM
: 7:11 PM
Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
Sancho: That's right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And...?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
Sancho: That's right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired.
# posted by : 7:14 PM
: 7:14 PM
I can see where the boa constrictor ends, but where does it begin? His asshole?
# posted by : 7:18 PM
: 7:18 PM
Shouldn't she be hot for this to truly be "hot chicks with douche bags?" I mean, we definately have the douche bag...but she looks like she just escaped from the Mexican donkeyshow.
# posted by : 7:21 PM
: 7:21 PM
Okay, enough with the "not hott" whining. Firstly, if she cleaned herself up, she'd be cute enough. Secondly, was there any way in hell I couldn't run this pic?
- management
- management
This is one of those rare photos where the douche OVERWHELMINGLY makes up for the lack of hott. That snake tattoo is almost as rad as Mr. Cool Ice's solid black tattooed wrist bands. Dog for the weekly, monthly, yearly, whatever.
# posted by : 7:46 PM
: 7:46 PM
This is inhuman.
How I long to pour ajax into my eyes and scour with steel wool.
Is this some wrestler and his valet? The facial hair grid of megadouche is from beyond the third bardo of astral scroteblast. Could this be some horribly misplaced interdimensional crop rhombus? And what's with the twat-pointing tatt?!!? Perhaps it covers the scar from the caesarian delivery of a fecal monster choadbaby. Or its somehow related to the crop rhombus in some ghastly display of utterly UNsacred geometry. For the love of god, I'm on the verge of weeping! This is a far more disturbing sight than the cast of Freaks, and completely devoid of humor or irony. Somebody please set my eyeballs on fire. And I never thought I'd say that. Life is rife with surprises. And by surprises I mean for the love of all things decent, please run over these individuals with a steamroller in a lava flow before they reprodouche. Boy howdy!
How I long to pour ajax into my eyes and scour with steel wool.
Is this some wrestler and his valet? The facial hair grid of megadouche is from beyond the third bardo of astral scroteblast. Could this be some horribly misplaced interdimensional crop rhombus? And what's with the twat-pointing tatt?!!? Perhaps it covers the scar from the caesarian delivery of a fecal monster choadbaby. Or its somehow related to the crop rhombus in some ghastly display of utterly UNsacred geometry. For the love of god, I'm on the verge of weeping! This is a far more disturbing sight than the cast of Freaks, and completely devoid of humor or irony. Somebody please set my eyeballs on fire. And I never thought I'd say that. Life is rife with surprises. And by surprises I mean for the love of all things decent, please run over these individuals with a steamroller in a lava flow before they reprodouche. Boy howdy!
# posted by : 7:50 PM
: 7:50 PM
I agree with DB1, this is a submissions based blog. I'd take notice of her walking down the street for sure. Dog, well he has soft doughy arms, I am not impressed.
# posted by : 7:57 PM
: 7:57 PM
late to the party. colostomy bag, great call on julian. Trailer park boys is fucking hilarious by the way. this guy doesn't wear shirts, even in the winter!
# posted by : 9:35 PM
: 9:35 PM
db1. she's not hot. this doesn't count. this is simply an addition to the freak hall of fame.
# posted by : 10:19 PM
: 10:19 PM
Hmm...strange, but the ubiquitous Anon seems to be on a posting tear in this thread. Strange....
Anyway, these chin pubes have got to at least win a Douchie award this year....DB1, you get to present him with his hardware. Good luck with that.
Anyway, these chin pubes have got to at least win a Douchie award this year....DB1, you get to present him with his hardware. Good luck with that.
# posted by : 10:20 PM
: 10:20 PM
now i am admittedly a little hazy on site history but i know how exalted pumpy is, and instead of pumpy 2 i have another idea...
t.r.f.o.b.l.k the real father of bleethlover's kids
seriously only vince mcmahan thinks this guy is employable, not pictured the 1983 iroc camaro t-top with a c.b. so he can say breaker 19 white swallow looking for big daddy over
t.r.f.o.b.l.k the real father of bleethlover's kids
seriously only vince mcmahan thinks this guy is employable, not pictured the 1983 iroc camaro t-top with a c.b. so he can say breaker 19 white swallow looking for big daddy over
# posted by : 11:03 PM
: 11:03 PM
WOW! she had her makeup gun set to stun.
for she is truly stunning.
oops i meant stunting.
~the jizzlet gravy~
for she is truly stunning.
oops i meant stunting.
~the jizzlet gravy~
# posted by : 12:18 AM
: 12:18 AM
This dick should be waterboarded in a just used toilet, and that's just for the facial hair,or is that a Sharpie beard he had drawn on by his skank. That tat is really bad. So bad he should work some overtime at the gay bath house so he can get the money to get it erased, that is unless someone murders him first.
# posted by : 12:58 AM
: 12:58 AM
can you imagine how much work it is to shave a beard like that? wow, what a freakin douchebag.
# posted by : 5:29 AM
: 5:29 AM
That is the arm he uses to jerk off to pictures of biker dudes. The other arm has atrophied from lack of use.
kingcityDouche
kingcityDouche
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
anon10:19 has a point. We've got to take a stand against freaks w/o hott on this site as well as gratuitous Rehab pics. There's a place for those folks. Just don't tell me where it is.
# posted by : 6:34 AM
: 6:34 AM
I love Dog. He's definitely my favorite of the new year. I see so much potential in him, please DB1, more pics.
I cannot get away from the gruesome specter which is Dog. Could this be The Giant's wayward offspring? Some skeleton in the WWE closet? O, the humanity! The lost hours pruning the facial crop rhombus with some arcane precision device! I mean, on some level I gotta give it up for Dog, Supreme Douche Ninja. But I still hope he's sterile.
# posted by : 8:30 AM
: 8:30 AM
Ultra scroat closet case.
Those three lines of beard trim signify how many loads he can take in his mouth per minute.
The little pearl of tuft just under his bottom lip signifies that he'll do a young boy - if told to by his prison 'daddy.'
Those three lines of beard trim signify how many loads he can take in his mouth per minute.
The little pearl of tuft just under his bottom lip signifies that he'll do a young boy - if told to by his prison 'daddy.'
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
@ Db1:
Sorry to say but you'd probably be stuck discussing Prozac & Balust, whatever-the-heck that is.
Sorry to say but you'd probably be stuck discussing Prozac & Balust, whatever-the-heck that is.
# posted by : 1:00 PM
: 1:00 PM
Cement Fisher:
Snake Plisskin is dead; he died in the '80s while wearing denim shorts; they died too.
Snake Plisskin is dead; he died in the '80s while wearing denim shorts; they died too.
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
When the owner of Scrote City Tattoos advertised "Free Gunt Wings with the purchase of any Full Sleeve Cobra" on his marquee sign, it didn't take long for business to pick up!
-ekdouchetic hookah
-ekdouchetic hookah
# posted by : 3:46 PM
: 3:46 PM
Anon @ 824
When you're right you're right.
I've been looking at this guy and laughing throughout the day. New wallpaper, definitely.
When you're right you're right.
I've been looking at this guy and laughing throughout the day. New wallpaper, definitely.
Totally agree with db1... this could be a very cute chica if cleaned up... and we must lament even the totally lost hotts.
And of course, this guy IS epic. The skinny ab pointers, Tighty Armani, Brick, Gator, maybe even Pumpy (lord knows about Cro Bagnon tho)... could potentially be nice guys underneath it all, however self-obsessed they are. But here we have pure unadulterated asshole.
And of course, this guy IS epic. The skinny ab pointers, Tighty Armani, Brick, Gator, maybe even Pumpy (lord knows about Cro Bagnon tho)... could potentially be nice guys underneath it all, however self-obsessed they are. But here we have pure unadulterated asshole.
# posted by : 12:32 AM
: 12:32 AM
Anon @ 8:24 has made the most significant find since some genious kick-ass and humble baghunter found the Velveeta/Sleestak link seven or eight years ago. Anon: how in Odin's Blood-Crusted Anus did you find this? GENIOUS.
When you Google Image Search "cocaine", you see The Dog. Snorting. Lines.
Lines like he has on his face.
Stage 5 terminal Creep Douche. Baron Von Goolo got it right: EPIC.
Anon, get thee a handle and weild it. I suggest something short and sensible, like "Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear" or something.
When you Google Image Search "cocaine", you see The Dog. Snorting. Lines.
Lines like he has on his face.
Stage 5 terminal Creep Douche. Baron Von Goolo got it right: EPIC.
Anon, get thee a handle and weild it. I suggest something short and sensible, like "Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear" or something.
wtf indeed 8:24 anon. the photo was 18 pages in when i googled it. did you buy from the guy? know how i can get in touch with him?
I agree with DB1 where this HOTT is concerned... I think the potential is there, but she is transformed by this uberchaod's aura into bleeth. If I ran accross her in a grocery store without "the Tick" hanging on her I'm sure I would attempt to 'bag her.
@ anon 7:21 She looks like she was REJECTED from the lowest of the mexican donkeyshows.
As for the picture as a whole, all I can say is...
err...uh....vomit in mouth a little.....Fuck it all. I have nothing to say.
As for the picture as a whole, all I can say is...
err...uh....vomit in mouth a little.....Fuck it all. I have nothing to say.
"Excuse me Ms. Hooker? Do you know if there's a veteranarian close by, because these pythons are SICK!"
Ha
Ha
I'm thinking seriously of crushing my nuts in a vice after gazing at this utter abomination of humanity.
Something totally heavy to just devastate the soft pallet of my cerebral cortex and possibly a battery acid & drano eyewash to cleanse my optic nerve.
//mexican donkeyshow..
//I may be wrong, but i think she has identical sunglasses on top of her head.
Something totally heavy to just devastate the soft pallet of my cerebral cortex and possibly a battery acid & drano eyewash to cleanse my optic nerve.
//mexican donkeyshow..
//I may be wrong, but i think she has identical sunglasses on top of her head.
Are Dog's thighs really skinnier than his forearms? Is this some sort of douchedenim optical illusion?
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