Biohazard tag. Sounds about right.
 

Gotta love the white chicks smoking newports.

This explains a lot....
 

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To add to arkansas dave's comment, gotta love chicks who wear their 2-year-old cousin's (or daughter's) bathing suit with the smokes jammed into the front of them. Class-ay.

So does the choad at right run around all knock-kneed because his pants are only half-way up? I hate to break it to you, dude, but it's cute when a toddler does it, but not so much when an "adult" does the same. I hate to sound like a grumpy old man, but...pull your damn pants up, asshat.

Choad on the left has provided me with a valuable educational experience. Now I know what somebody's eyes look like when their soul has left their body, yet they continue to live as part of some Gypsy/Douche curse.
 

Is that Tara Reid posing with two, six-foot mounds of shit?

No. Tara Reid's tits are bigger.


That's one hell of a birth control patch peeking out of her shorts.
 

Can you catch an STD smoking cigarettes stored in such a place?
 

ed, on the dorm room thread yesterday, said: "You know what they say about chicks who smoke.....if she'll put something that nasty in her mouth, then you know she won't say no to a blowjob"....

then what does that say about a bleeth who keeps a crushed pack Newports in her panties?
 

Please tell me that it hasn't come down to men having their brows waxed at beauty salons? Please tell me that I'm seeing wrong?
 

that's a first look at the brand new Newport Twat Lights. they have a odd flavor to them. fishy, almost.
 

Please tell me that it hasn't come down to men having their eyebrows waxed and drawing on fake brows?

And something is weird about this girl's abs.
 

DB1 - Willy Loman...You're too smart to live in LA
 

i want to know where she's hiding the lighter?
 

forget the swim trunks, check out Biff's well sculptured eyebrows. He must have spent a good part of the afternoon forming those just right...
 

Clearly, this girl's shaved twat is smokin'.
 

"Please tell me that it hasn't come down to men having their eyebrows waxed and drawing on fake brows?"

These are not men.

And what's with lefty not having the balls to throw the shocker out there like a real bag? He must still be in training.
 

Hey Hott: Is putting your cigs down by your holiest of holes mean you want to screwed in the butt (or the ash-hole)?
 

Newports in bikini bottoms = pure class.
Lefty douche could never get such perfectly winged eyebrows without a double waxing.
This is heinous.
 

Not the hottest of Hotts, but I love seeing shorts that don't come up closer than six inches below the navel. Love it.

And I see I wasn't the only one who noticed Biff's womanly eyebrows.
 

I can't really tell what cigs the hott's smoking, but I'm guessing they're Vagina Slims.
 

Vagina Slims; awesome.

Damn, Vinny; I thought I had the worst pun of the day on the caption this thread.

But I was wrong. So wrong...
 

Besides looking douchy this bag might have an additional motive for the double shorts:

As done by a good friend of mine during our colleges days. For some function (its purpose I can no longer recall) a stripper was present and my buddy was the lucky guy to get the Bachelor's Treatment. He was not the Bachelor. In preparation for this experience he had on two pair of underwear, swim trunks sweatpants and his regular pants. She of course figured this out, made him strip and whipped his ass with his belt.

All this to camouflage a boner!

I think the pictured customer had the same problem. I am sure this is the hottest chick he has ever seen. He got a raging hard on.
 

Purse lips, insert dick
 

I love the girls that smoke. If they'll put a cig in their mouth, they'll put anything in there. Does the DB on the right have the rag in his shorts to wipe up his douche trail?
 

I did not know that white chicks smoked Pawts.... I thought maybe some Cowboys or Winstons or something like that. Learn something new everyday.

Those little ass shorts are falling off of her. So sad. Tank top looks like he smokes flesh flavored cigars.
 

I love the meatheads who wear there underwear or workout shorts under there board shorts. We make fun of them and laugh when they show up on the Jertsey shore lookin like that! There are p-lenty of BENNIES to laugh at on a daily basis.
 

I'm not sure shes Hott, but id bang her cuz its 10X better then anything i could get
 

I'm not sure shes Hott, but id bang her cuz its 10X better then anything i could get
 

The guy on the left may be Chris Rix, former Florida State Seminoles quarterback.
 

the douchebag to our left.

his eyebrows are what nightmares are made of.

if he is indeed Chris Rix, i'd say his favorite part of football practice was taking countless snaps from center.

i'm just sayin'.


oh, and Fuck Fish Slap.
 

And every fucking one of these Danny Bonadouchbags makes with the hand signs like they're fuckin' Helen Keller.
 

the pawts are one thing, but i'd like to see her camels...and smoking out the money hole is one thing...show me a chick who can put a pinch of copenhagen up there and spit and i will marry her....
this chick is 350cc twin turbos away from being perfect jersey shore, the bags are already there
 

Is that a Bio-Hazard card on Archie McEyebrow's lanyard? It probably gives him all Axe-cess to the Greico VIP room at Club Choad(sponsored this week by Newport Menthol's)
 

Punch, Lick, Punch.
 

Choad on port side

1. Colored contacts?
2. Sweet headband

Starboard Choad

1. Jizz rag hanging out of double-short action?
2. Lack of manual dexterity to properly flash any kind of hand sign.

Bleeth

1. Tiny beer gut.
2. Sexy cigarette/douche cock holster action below the belt. Nice.
 

for the longest time i've said the only states worth nuking were the red ones in the middle, but after having been to this site so many times and seeing the 'bags that eminate from the jers...i gotta say that i wouldn't mind seeing the average global temp rising 8 degrees and watching the jers become immersed in the atlantic.
 

Scrumpdilli-icious. She is smokin'.

Dudes in a bromance, tossing signs, tweezed eyebrows, no shirt... fellas are in the running.
 

Oh Lordy-Lord, just another inch....I think I'm in love with Ms. Tequila-Sunrise-Top...or at least in love with her shorts...
Now for the choad on the right, if you are wearing shorts, why are you wearing pants too? Just in case? In case what?
Fucktard.
 

Guy on left has the gayest waxed eyebrows. Little slut shows real class with the Newports hanging out of her pumpkin patch. Guy on the right with his undies showing.

This pic just induces all-around rage in me.
 

Wow, check out the griddle on Amber Vision - I'll take a double order of belly pancakes.

After exhausting all my energy making belly pancakes with Amber Vision I would make her clean the glass she used to put out her Newports. Then we'd go to Walgreens, get the day after pill, a two-liter of Tahitian Treat and a Juggs magazine.

And... I'm getting sick of method actors, look at Jonathan Rhys Meyers bag on the left. What's he researching now...
 

You know. You're uncle Phinn is in theater. We should write this play. Life and Douche of Will Yo'man. His rise to prominence from most popular at the frat to manager of a Limited. then his eventual fall to cocaine and Syphilis.

Uncle Phinneus
 

These douchebags aren't going to look so smug when they cross swords railing generic blonde bimbo here. That is, until she leaves and the real fun begins. I'll give you a hint: they're gay. And I'm sick of fucktards doing the half-assed Peaches point. You already look like enough of a moron, so why not go for the gold?
 

I love this girl. I love filthy dirty women like her. I love everything about her. Except that she smokes. Though, I'd still ask her for a smoke so I could get a whiff of her mud flaps off the filter. And I love that she seems to be hairless. I love that. Mmmmmmmmm.

As for the two lesions she has on her arms. I'd have them removed and tossed into the dumpster behind the 7-11 just off Exit 117 on the Jersey Turnpike so I wouldn't have to pay the additional costs of bio-hazard disposal.

As to whether or not tank top douche is actually Chris Rix, I found these two links...

In this one he seems to have similar hair...

http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/College_Football/33_c_rix.JPG


And in this one even if this douche isn't Chris Rix, this link shows that Chris Rix is highly worthy of douche status...

http://flashwarner.com/2007/08/chris_rix_threatened_me_with_a_federal_subpoena_and_prayer.html
 

Nice - Blue-Boxer 'Bag brings his cum-rag with him everywhere he goes. No - I'm not referring to his boyfriend on the left, but to the towel hanging from the front of what I assume are pants he stole from Plinky's mom.
 

is that http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image/130569/linda-evangelista.htm?
 

the chick is not a Hott but the guys are true douchebags.
 

these dooshes look like they should be in gay porn,they're prolly wearing male thongs
 

Blondie..honeyed sweetness...utterly lacking body fat and brain cells..your tummy calls to me..your smile beckons me...your long golden mane, perky little boobies, and nearly non-existent hips pull me through space and time. Don't tell me your name...and get back in your cage.