Monday, April 14, 2008
Finger Twins
Like many primitive language systems that emerge organically, the douche uses hand configurations to symbolize his role in the cultural hierarchy.
In this case, The Middle Finger states, "I superficially reject societal convention because I have the store purchased mass produced identity of 'rebel.' It was on sale at Urban Outfitters."
Very rebellious, wanker twins.
As to the fake boobied Bleeth in the middle of this Armani Exchange, note her tongue and middle finger gestures. A clear sign that she is too far gone to save.
But while we can't save her, we can stare at those ginormous life-rafts.
Megods, they could save a drowning elephant caught in a Balisian rainstorm mudslide.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:02 PM 
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if only gigantic boob implants could fix a fucked up face, and a tiny skull devoid of brain..
# posted by 
: 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
if only gigantic boob implants could fix a fucked up face, and a tiny skull devoid of brain..
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
The "double twins middle finger" is the new "pretending to talk on our matching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles water bottles" twin douche move of '07.
I have never wanted to snap someone's finger off as I do the choad on the left.
However, angry douche on the right, with the cum splattered shirt, gets a pass since it's Bleeth's finger in the middle of the shot, not his.
I'm sure she gets lots of looks now due to the bags (the inflated ones on her chest, not the other two), but I wish we could track her down in 5-10 years. Her hair is already receding worse than mine, and her chin is more pointed than my elbow. That's going to be quite a look in a few years.
However, angry douche on the right, with the cum splattered shirt, gets a pass since it's Bleeth's finger in the middle of the shot, not his.
I'm sure she gets lots of looks now due to the bags (the inflated ones on her chest, not the other two), but I wish we could track her down in 5-10 years. Her hair is already receding worse than mine, and her chin is more pointed than my elbow. That's going to be quite a look in a few years.
# posted by : 12:23 PM
: 12:23 PM
Do these women ever wonder what they will look like at 55, when they are wrinkled up from the tanning solution and sun worshipping, and everything is saggind down? Will they get the perfectly smooth silicone basketballs removed, for the sake of consistency?
I vote to add fake "french tipped" fingernails to the Bleeth indicator dictionary.
# posted by : 12:31 PM
: 12:31 PM
The 2 bags both visit the same barber, prolly called "Medusa's" in Bayonne, NJ.
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM
Tragedy comes in threes doesn't quite say it. It's Super Douche Bros featuring Bimbo, the implant queen. I believe douche one is even sporting a small goa-tee, If it wasn't for that finger, I would have thought he had hooves.
I only see one set of twins in this picture. And DAMN, they look goooood. You could definitely put the bat in the upper deck on her.
Deuche Boobilo
Deuche Boobilo
Anon 12:17 -
Gigantic boob implants in fact CAN fix a fucked up face and a tiny skull devoid of brain. Medical fact. I researched it on wikipedia under "DarkSock's turgid hogleg scraping against the gum under his desk".
No, she's not attractive, but them's some crazy boobs.
C-R-A-Z-Y (.)(.)
They udder madness to each other in the night; fevered dairy conspiracies; they wear bowling shoes and make farting sounds rubbing and jostling against one another like two wild shaved piglets in shrink wrap beaten with wire clothes hangers. I think the left one is sentinent. They delight me, yet repulse me, like potted meat.
More pictures like this, plz.
Gigantic boob implants in fact CAN fix a fucked up face and a tiny skull devoid of brain. Medical fact. I researched it on wikipedia under "DarkSock's turgid hogleg scraping against the gum under his desk".
No, she's not attractive, but them's some crazy boobs.
C-R-A-Z-Y (.)(.)
They udder madness to each other in the night; fevered dairy conspiracies; they wear bowling shoes and make farting sounds rubbing and jostling against one another like two wild shaved piglets in shrink wrap beaten with wire clothes hangers. I think the left one is sentinent. They delight me, yet repulse me, like potted meat.
More pictures like this, plz.
The Bleeth, with her silicone bowling balls, protruding-tongued douche face, baguette hand gesture, and french tip nails, evokes much more hatred for me than the run of the mill matching twin loser douches, who obviously coordinated their shirt/necklace combos earlier that night in their shared bedroom.
-- Choad Warrior
-- Choad Warrior
# posted by : 1:08 PM
: 1:08 PM
Jesus Bling-check
Multi-leveled facial pubes-check
Eye brow racing stripes-check
Lou Diamond-Phillips stunt doubble-check
Must be a douche
Also which one in this group will lose all thier hair first?
Multi-leveled facial pubes-check
Eye brow racing stripes-check
Lou Diamond-Phillips stunt doubble-check
Must be a douche
Also which one in this group will lose all thier hair first?
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
These are like those two guys you see at the gym who workout together on bench press twice and week, shower together, and hold conversations while taking shits at the same time.
# posted by : 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
Rage is building in me as I stare at the Wanker Boys". Atleast left douche takes his watch off before getting in the Pacifica Standup booth.
She is yummy now but will be a NJ wreck in a few years.
She is yummy now but will be a NJ wreck in a few years.
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
usually people Smile when they dont know what's going on, but i think the DOUCHE move would be to NEVER smile because they NEVER know whats going on.....
Obviously these two UBER-douche-baggots are more worried about their finger love instead of the love between those fine, popping Chesticles on that buttafaced braud
Obviously these two UBER-douche-baggots are more worried about their finger love instead of the love between those fine, popping Chesticles on that buttafaced braud
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
Is her tongue stud yet another indicator of her awesome rebelliousness and flirty nature? This must be why she felt the need to share it. But why did she feel the need to flip everyone off?
I think once you got her on her back the boobies would look more like this
C-R-A-Z-Y (.)(')
C-R-A-Z-Y (.)(')
# posted by : 2:08 PM
: 2:08 PM
nice freakin juggs! also, dude on left looks like the captain who got fucked in the mouth on the shield. . . acevado I think? did i mention those sweater puppets?
# posted by : 2:12 PM
: 2:12 PM
bag gesture 73 may john hannah joe klecko mark may jimbo covert and the others who wore that illustrious number.. surely a top 100 number...
meet at these douchebags and teach them some respect
meet at these douchebags and teach them some respect
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't nail her, but bra + bra = huge looking boobs. I learned that from my awesome Asian friends. Those poor little girls with barely any boobage go out and look like they are smuggling in cantaloupe. Double bra combo FTW!
# posted by : 3:47 PM
: 3:47 PM
those baggs need a good smack with a bat.
The boobs won't be pretty for long, and I bet she reeks like Elizabeth NJ.
The boobs won't be pretty for long, and I bet she reeks like Elizabeth NJ.
Great boobs but the tongue stud and the dinner plate sized earings are a turn-off. The twins are a waste of carbon.
She's a blank canvas, just waiting to be transformed into a glistening glazed donut- or maybe she's awaiting my golden shower. Either way, I've found that it makes a bigger splash if I stand on a small stepladder.
# posted by : 6:31 PM
: 6:31 PM
I was looking at this at work and one of my co-workers said, "I don't think these two guys look that much like douchebags." Which is a fitting comment when you realize it's coming from a douchebag.
@Revved Up Like a Douche said...1:13 PM
Revved, that's a perfect synopsis of these two. I hate people who converse while shitting. Really, I don't even want to know there's anyone else in the world when I'm dropping a hot steamy one.
@Revved Up Like a Douche said...1:13 PM
Revved, that's a perfect synopsis of these two. I hate people who converse while shitting. Really, I don't even want to know there's anyone else in the world when I'm dropping a hot steamy one.
# posted by : 6:58 PM
: 6:58 PM
Oh no no no, uh uh, this middle finger shit pisses me off not so much because of the message and the obligatory Jean Choad Van Douche wannabe look in the eyes, but because it makes me see red and interferes with my enjoyment of the bizzoobies, so without further ado.. no, seriously douche, fuck YOU
# posted by : 7:30 PM
: 7:30 PM
You fucking dipshits! The only way you could look any more like douches is after I photoshop a mandana on the two of you! How offensive! The boobies are quite lovely though I must say.
# posted by : 8:56 PM
: 8:56 PM
BOOBS!
Did she BOOBS! get her tongue caught BOOBS! in her ear-ring?
Oh, yeah. There BOOBS! are guys in the picBOOBS!ture. Hmmm...
BOOBS!
She has parts of me at attention and saluting. To be clear: I would 'go there,' as the saying goes. Gird yourself, for there will be debauchery.
@ darksock: My compliments. You rule. I'd be the other unconscious one after we collide at this lady's cleavage like two cannonballs. Good luck.
Did she BOOBS! get her tongue caught BOOBS! in her ear-ring?
Oh, yeah. There BOOBS! are guys in the picBOOBS!ture. Hmmm...
BOOBS!
She has parts of me at attention and saluting. To be clear: I would 'go there,' as the saying goes. Gird yourself, for there will be debauchery.
@ darksock: My compliments. You rule. I'd be the other unconscious one after we collide at this lady's cleavage like two cannonballs. Good luck.
# posted by : 10:28 PM
: 10:28 PM
She's not a hot, she's trash with big boobs. Boobs are good, fake or real, but trash is, well, just trash. Unsavable, unworthy, obnoxious, annoying, embarassing trash.
Look like at 40-50?? Hair? Face?
WHO CARES??
I don`t want to MARRY her.....
Tanned ginormous breasticles........
tounge action........
*drooooooool*
WHO CARES??
I don`t want to MARRY her.....
Tanned ginormous breasticles........
tounge action........
*drooooooool*
I would stick my cock between those tits and unload my cum all over her. Then I would leave her to finish up my fourth playthrough of Mass Effect.
# posted by : 10:31 AM
: 10:31 AM
I dont think a facial can fix what she's got going on there..
It can't hurt to try tho.
It can't hurt to try tho.
# posted by : 11:32 AM
: 11:32 AM
These guys look like wanna-be A-Rods. Actually, the finger guy is probably going to stick is finger in A hole at some point.
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