That girl is totally a hot. You can just tell.

Not sure if the guy is a true douche though.

The guy on the right is about to pop a bag of microwave popcorn and scare the crap out of everybody.
 

Unless she has a butterface she's a hott.

He has a bracelet, is wearing big sunglasses inside and orange glow.... he's a douche.
 

jeez...


it's one thing to douche it up at the club, but in the presence of children?

unforgivable!
 

I'd love the full frontal of the Hott...she must be yummy...
 

I'd be interested in finding something to eat at the hott's food court.
 

Looks like San Diego Fashion Valley mall. Discriminating douches go for Rubio's every time...
 

@johnny scrotten

Thaaaank you. Fuck, that's exactly why I had to read the comments on this one: I was thinking the same thing.

I kind of dig this sort of 'bag tagging. It's sorta "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" style (douche-izing that title presented too many options, go nuts). Normally this site is more like "Douches Gone Wild". I love this. I could watch an episode of shots likes this with some quiet narrator explaining shit like, "Here we find a level-2 douche outside his normal habitat. Observe the possessive move he makes for his Hott as a level-1 douche enters the area".

I love it! Could use a better shot of the Hott but still...props to ole spencer for knowing when to take action.
 

I was going to say "arrogant German tourist" (is that redundant?), but then I looked more closely.

Douche.

Since it looks like the hott (she is, I can tell by that finely curved shoulder) got her chow from someplace else, here's hoping Rubio's was running a special shigellosis combo meal deal...

Super-sized.
 

Most definitely fashion valley. Mere miles away from the Mecca of Douchlam that is Pacific Beach. I'm sure you would have found this guy at Typhoon Saloon the night before this pic was taken. Props to Spencer for catching the rare shot of the douchebag outside his normal nocturnal club habitat.
 

kudos on the Arendt reference db1
 

This guy is no German tourist he is a Doucheland tourist!! Whats up with the 2 tone hair and the dragonfly shades? Looks like he was buzzing around some hottie blond and stole her left over hair dye.

The blond is a hottie. I wish the little girl would move her head. lol
 

i'll be adding this picture to my list of why i stay the fuck out of the malls in our area.

my beautiful wife has me accompany her every once in a while, and i comply because i love her with all my heart. but every time we go, we end up in a small argument because i verbalize exactly how i am feeling about other people. she thinks i should be more understanding, and i think these other people should look into a fucking mirror. i have zero tolerance for this crap.

i could go off on a diatribe right now, but i am too chill and listening to the Geto Boys and old Ice Cube. yeah. you read that correctly. the Geto Boys.

bitches.


oh, sorry. that wasn't very nice.

have a great evening everyone. 'Today was a Good Day' by Ice Cube is on.
 

Holy semen blow, nice hair - turn this way baby.

WTF - it's Stewart from MadTV.
 

Do I recognize Sottsdale's Fashion Square Mall?
 

You are a genius. This is the funniest site I have ever seen... Keep it up!
 

i really hope this is fashion valley or whatever you guys think it is, because it looks eerily familiar to a place within pissing distance of my house by lax and i shivered just thinking that this guy might be polluting my neighborhood...
 

He might be shopping for the new line of Robert Grahm shirts. That would explain those retarded fucking glasses. He had to wear the accessories for his club gear to "make" the shirt.
Feeling those glasses smash under the force of a well placed fungo bat would make my trip to the mall so much better.

A followup picture of him choking on his boardwalk fries would be great.
 

i think i can read her lips....
"but... its got what plants crave"
 

@johnny scrotten and hew daily-

I totally agree, as soon as i saw the pic I was thinking about how normally we only get to see douche in the club, beach, proto-douche environment and here we get to see them do an actually normal human activity like eat...

this photo is like hanging out with Michaelangelo while he painted the Sistine Chapel and then when you get invited back to his apartment, you realized the paint job is really shitty....

bad analogy? you decide...

Army of Douche-ness
 

This douche reminds me of a used Qtip. Fuzzy hair cropped tight with some mustardish smeg.

His career at Hot Topic stalled at asst. mgr., but he still gets a lunch break. Probably rockin some curley fries.
 

Yeah, Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego for sure. San Diego really gives Orange County a run for its douche money.

Pacific Beach (Douchific Beach) is a Mecca that all Douches should come to.
 

I've seen recovering cancer patients with better hair.

Could be a butch lesbo.
 

i for one am glad that douches are never allowed to drink out of glassware of any kind.....


choke on it fuckwad...
 

I wish God would step on him and end it, all 135 lbs of him.
 

Are you guys sure this is Fashion Valley? Howard Hughes Center in L.A., referenced by anon 11:10, has a Rubio's, right across from a circular opening to a lower level, with movie theater lines on the other side of it, just like in this picture.
 

"Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, and it read, 'Ice Pfah's A Pimp'"
 

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Well, I beg to differ on this. Looks like the hott is just out shopping with her gay friend. It lacks the intimacy, the raw physical commingling where the hottie expresses her undying love for a douche that makes you want to poke your eyes out and cry for the doom of humanity.
 

If anyone cares anymore, this is Spencer, and the mall is indeed Fashion Valley. It actually is a little scary that you guys identified it so well.