Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

a rose is a rose,
but it could be a penis
in this photograph.

# posted by

pfah : 7:22 AM

freddy will never
be the same after his ex
stapled tongue to lip

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:24 AM

A Clockwork Douchebag
an isolated Yazik
pleased fuzzy Yarbels

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:25 AM

sideways peace sign, brah
electric douche cap stylin'!
hotts fellate flower

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:26 AM

poison parody
oh, every rose has it's porn
lucky goddamn rose

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:26 AM

blond's a beginner.
mouth open WITH eye-contact.
these kids nowadays.

# posted by

pfah : 7:27 AM

three hotts, tongues held out
waiting for winter's first flakes
got this douche instead

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:29 AM

Pierced fucktard smells like shit,
Hots use rose to cover his smell,
In his face three hots make-fun.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:31 AM

grey shirt knows whats up
she could swallow the whole rose
good for you, my sweet

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:32 AM

It is spelled "yarbles"
in the pages of Burgess.
Not ever "yarbels."

# posted by

Strunk N. White : 7:32 AM

hott's benign back growth
use Salicylic acid
or watch it grow

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:32 AM

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# posted by

Mr. White : 7:33 AM

Awful taste of choad
Eat a rose to cleanse the taste
From trio of tongues

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:34 AM

tonite, in cleveland
pride will not be the only
thing being swallowed

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:34 AM

nubile teen flowers
intruding peduncle douche
no pollination

# posted by

'bag lanta : 7:34 AM

welly welly well
feeling shagged and fagged and fashed
excuse my English!

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:35 AM

Three hots are not impressed
To lure with a rose choad attempts
Hots vomit on Choad

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:35 AM

Like car in garage
Scrotebag emits toxic fumes
Asphyxiation

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:37 AM

Went to IKEA
But can't find my allen wrench
Stuck in douchebag's tongue

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:38 AM

My swelled throbber asks:
how many licks does it take?
Photoshop scrote, please.

# posted by

Douche McAllister : 7:38 AM

Louis Farradouche
toungue was obviously pricked
when blowing a thorn

# posted by

Justice Antonin Scrotelia : 7:39 AM

Choad has a special talent
Cover baldness with newspaper
The signt of him turns hots into lesbians.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:39 AM

stan's crappy do-rag
covers up his ongoing
chemotherapy

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:40 AM

hey you peace-sign choad,
your skull cap says electric
and i'm thinking 'chair'.

# posted by

pfah : 7:40 AM

The wallpaper sucks.
But so do these high-school whores.
Open wide, bitches!

# posted by

Magster : 7:40 AM

Grey shirt has wrist wrap
It prevents chafing during
furious handjobs.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:42 AM

Eyes closed, tongues out ready...
Bukkakke tsunami time!
Peace out cum catcher...

# posted by

Jonathan Pompadour : 7:42 AM

Invisable man,
levitates his nutsack
gets a free tongue job

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:43 AM

School trip to Paris
Trio of friends wander off
Trapped in bordello

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:44 AM

DB1 quotes fast
Robs me of chance for glory
My, this week has blown.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:45 AM

decontaminate
poor polluted college hotts
ten showers won't help

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:45 AM

Bette Midler was right
the one who won't be taken
cannot seem to give

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:45 AM

Xenu gives slutty whores a rose
Douchebag is Jealous
Please tea-bag me Xenu he exclaims.

# posted by

evenrant : 7:48 AM

Blow-Bang hotts practice
imagining rose was me
JagBag ruins it.

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 7:50 AM

Tongue douche has last laugh,
he's "head" of admissions at,
fellatio school

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:51 AM

yo, skull cap sammy
in the presence of three hotts
don't blow raspberries

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:52 AM

Move comment window
So it covers the douchebag
Then storke self at desk

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:52 AM

rose convenience store
four bucks not of bloom nor scent
but of phallus tease

# posted by

let it bleeth : 7:52 AM

Hotts somewhat Bleeth-y?
Yes, but a tongue is a tongue
Warm? Wet? Soft? That works.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:53 AM

consideration?
pasty faced choad victim of
cannibalism

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:55 AM

mr. white's keyboard
probably needs to be cleaned
and disinfected.

# posted by

pfah : 7:58 AM

sad girl with basket
wanders bars selling romance
he still won't get laid

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:59 AM

Three girls showing off
Douchebag chuckles to himself
"I'm better at that"

# posted by

Batou : 8:00 AM

at m. white's office
janitor puzzles daily
over carpet stains

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:01 AM

what's over/under
on White's keyboard having a
plastic spillproof sheath?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:01 AM

Must turn off software
That types when I talk--my screen
filled with "LICK IT! YEAH!"s

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:02 AM

an odd stickiness
makes mr. white's mousepad stick
to his desk like glue

# posted by

pfah : 8:03 AM

Keyboard has splash guard
LIke a Denny's salad bar
Both places, filthy

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:05 AM

White's screen auto types
Responds to noises it hears
"aaaahhhh...aaaahhh...aaahhh..aahh...UUURRRRRRGGGHJHHH"

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:05 AM

Janitor, IT:
Both groups wear Hazmat suits now
To enter my cube

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:06 AM

I told HR gal:
"It's natural, juice of life!"
She was not amused.

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:07 AM

Douchegawker...these chicks want nothing to do with him.

Hopefully this douche is dumb enough to convince into playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun (and go first of course).

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:09 AM

stand-in traci lords
tutor porno future bleeths
fluff cradle no teeth

# posted by

let it bleeth : 8:10 AM

White's boss is puzzled,
Who pisses on their laptop
in their cubicle

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:11 AM

The copier's jammed?
Office manager complains
I get good distance

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:12 AM

Calculate ratios:
Three tongues extended,
1 spooge, 2 urine

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:14 AM

need some quiet time
mask, cut out, delete then paste
thank you, photoshop

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:14 AM

the chances are that
mr. white's pants smell like
a homeless man's balls.

# posted by

pfah : 8:16 AM

Herpetic losers
Reeking of Zima and ass
Our nightlife is fucked

# posted by

Heino : 8:18 AM

Jesus what the fuck?
Holy shit what the fuck?
Jesus,kids these days

# posted by

Douchenozzle : 8:19 AM

Darksock's xenu binge,
a pre-colonoscopy
mental colon blow

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:20 AM

pfah, you are not right
You assume I'm wearing pants
At work, balls hang free

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:21 AM

Commando or not,
I bet his point still holds true
White has hobo balls

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:25 AM

Grease, grease coats the 'bag.
Some one tell him to shower.
Rose won't cover funk.

What's going on here?
Hotts are vegetarians?
Or 'bag's meat is rank.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:27 AM

Just went to dip balls
In the office coffee pot
French-roasted testes

Coworkers will note
A certain spiciness now
Friday treat for them

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:28 AM

Roses are red
violet's are blue
my penis is purple
is this haiku

their tongues are dripping
my junk is pluming
pants are ripping
these hotts keep me spewing

DONE

# posted by

Douche Johnson : 8:33 AM

HR Director
Refills her big thermal mug
"Is this Sumatran?"

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:34 AM

coffee drinkers cringe
why is coffee so spicy?
maybe "cream" will help

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:36 AM

i must ask M. White
what is it like, working for
the Disney Channel?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:36 AM

J. Scrotten, it's hot
You know who's a wild lay?
Hannah Montana

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:38 AM

Zack and Cody's mom
Sometimes joins me and Hannah
Minnie Mouse watches

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:41 AM

new sensations in my rose
left tongue spew out
there is great douche in him

# posted by

Douche Johnson : 8:41 AM

lucky lucky White
Zach and Cody's mom is HOTT
is Hannah learning?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:43 AM

Three hots tongues wagging
do not see or smell
future restraining order

# posted by

Douchey McScroterson : 8:46 AM

I really must know
Which haberdasher sold you
that scrote cap you wear?

# posted by

broadcastmike : 8:47 AM

do you think hannah
would go for tag team hijinx
with the cheetah girls?

# posted by

'bag lanta : 8:47 AM

invisible cock
lord xenu replaces shaft
with cheap drug store rose

# posted by

bcs : 8:48 AM

it's the wristdanna
'08's douche accessory
next year? cockdanna.

# posted by

bcs : 8:51 AM

Hannah Montana
Freaked out by urine at first
But now she loves it

# posted by

Mr. White : 8:51 AM

amongst White's projects
re-do "high school musical"
filmed by Dark Brothers

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:53 AM

Three hotts with one goal
Pretending the rose is mine
A douche ruins the pic

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:54 AM

@mr. bigalow...

that avatar is gonna give me nightmares!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 9:05 AM

different d bigalow....

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 9:09 AM

blondie is just twelve
hate to go to jail but must
blow load in her mouth

# posted by

cc : 9:11 AM

Face in douche stasis
Equivalent of neutered
Place me on sex offenders

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:19 AM

Mr. White's ordeal
Is like South Park episode
That came on Wednesday

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 9:22 AM

two posts above mine
need visit from Chris Hansen
"Have a seat right there."

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 9:24 AM

When looking at photo
Don't pass go, directly to jail
Death likely in Utah

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:31 AM

Enjoy the Rose Hotts?
My nectar is just as sweet
Only worth 6 food points

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:42 AM

Test douche conduction
Connect to car battery
Axe powered buggy

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:46 AM

stop stop stop stop stop
no no no no no no no!
stop please stop not fun

# posted by

blaerg. : 10:37 AM

A haiku for the Original Bigalow.

I will change my name
New to the douchebag forum
Great minds think alike

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 10:46 AM

Pierced chad must reek bad
Hotts smell rose so they don't puke
Axe body spray sucks.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:51 AM

Trippy wallpaper
Electric-pierced Cancer Boy
That rose is my schlong.

# posted by

t.j. douchemandzadeh : 11:24 AM

Sorry to break format but when Gilbert & Sullivan are in the house, they won't go home.

Three little bleeths with tongues a- wagging,
Stalked by Bruce Spence, badly 'bagging,
But not a one will he be shagging
Three little bleeths with tongues,
Three little BLEEEEEEEEEETHS with tongues!

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 12:41 PM

Are the hotts mocking
bag with spike rammed through tongue?
Or bag of cow dung?

# posted by

d. baggins v2.0 : 12:54 PM

Hmmm... bandaged head, post-brain surgery, obviously a botched operation.

# posted by

ukkfayooyay : 4:46 PM

Three Hotts have sweet tongues
He's no douche, little brother
rides the 'special bus.'

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:27 PM

watch wristdanna hott
share fellatio technique
while gaybag takes notes

# posted by

creature : 7:09 AM

BVG, outstanding G & S reference

Mr. White can you
turn Jordana Brewster hott
into a blondie?

# posted by

creature : 7:21 AM

trio apply tongue
to my dark, swamp like mud hole
softer than Charmin

# posted by

creature : 9:36 AM

i'm pretty mellow.
but i want to set them on
fire very badly.

# posted by

Abdouchah the Butcher : 6:20 PM

left hott often takes
donkey size man loads on
her skanky white face

# posted by

grimatongueworm : 10:56 AM

chicks ignore douchebag
wag tongues at each other then
settle down for munch

# posted by

grimatongueworm : 10:58 AM

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