Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, April 25, 2008

Friday Haiku

Jaundiced alien
Facehugger laid eggs in hott,
Take off, nuke from sky.

it's Tori Spelling
clubbing with Steven Tyler.
Apocalypse now.

-- pfah

Grandpa loved red skulls
Botox bag clueless while
Molesting my sister

-- something horrible

Bleethed out buxom blonde
Stoned roadie for Buckcherry
Bag hand gestures match

-- the davinci choad

The boobs are massive
Skeletor is the devil
The world is ending

-- danny noonan

hey michael jackson
good to see you like girls now
so what made you change?

-- johnny scrotten

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:24 AM

Comments:

Completely foul douche,
Shotguns embalming fluid,
Redeemed by huge mams

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:00 AM

Greeeeaaaaawwwwwrrrrgghhhbbbbbleeeaaaaaccch.

ex-douche

# posted by

ex douche : 7:01 AM

Jim Morrison's back,
With a bad case of Hep C,
And monstor funbags

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 7:05 AM

Is that Micheal Jackson?

# posted by

Billy Bob Doucheton : 7:05 AM

it's Tori Spelling
clubbing with Steven Tyler.
Apocalypse now.

# posted by

pfah : 7:06 AM

Grandpa loved red skulls
Botox bag clueless while
Molesting my sister

# posted by

Something Horrible : 7:07 AM

Bleethed out buxom blonde
Stoned roadie for Buckcherry
Bag hand gestures match

# posted by

The DaVinci Choad : 7:09 AM

he's Skeletor, or
maybe Maria Shriver's
identical twin.

# posted by

pfah : 7:09 AM

hey michael jackson
good to see you like girls now
so what made you change?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:11 AM

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# posted by

pfah : 7:11 AM

is that a phone in
your pocket, or are you just
happy to see me?

# posted by

pfah : 7:12 AM

The boobs are massive
Skeletor is the devil
The world is ending

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:13 AM

Steven Tyler and
Timothy B. Schmidt birthed this
Abomination.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:14 AM

gene simmons will sue
that skull stole his makeup look
from kiss days gone by

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:14 AM

her sweaty armpits
hint at the fact there's a dong
being taped somewhere.

# posted by

pfah : 7:15 AM

The amount of coke
These two bags snorted today
Makes Texas look small

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:15 AM

his expensive jeans
are baggy, to make room for
colostomy bag.

# posted by

pfah : 7:16 AM

Putting your nose in
a pencil sharpener must
hurt. Ask Mike Jackson.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:16 AM

While she has huge boobs
She has the ass of grandpa
I hope you both die

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:17 AM

writing on blonde's ass
says-"moon is full,brain isn't"
she's still useful, though

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:18 AM

The Facelift Douchebag
Haven't we seen him before?
My colon just flinched.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:18 AM

the Asian back there
has Lee Harvey Oswald stare.
Back, and to the left.

# posted by

pfah : 7:18 AM

Fish eyed tranny hott
Boobs are her best quality
T'was money well spent.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:19 AM

hey miss tiger tits
do you feel validated
with substitute dad?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:20 AM

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# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:21 AM

I can't believe it!
Someone was played for a chump
Her engagement ring.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:23 AM

implanted fakeness
against Jackson Douche,
the gloved zombie scrote

# posted by

Justice Antonin Scrotelia : 7:23 AM

Toxic Poo gives life.
Death Bag did the mash, Hott went
down in a flash.

# posted by

Vacuum Cleaner Bagg : 7:23 AM

Skeltor? He is a bag
Big fake jugs and pit sweat?
I'd still fuck her silly.

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 7:23 AM

l.a. convention
gaffers local 120
is this booth most fun?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:24 AM

I notice her hair.
It's female pattern baldness.
They're a well made match.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:24 AM

Identical signs
Huge boobies pressed to skull shirt
Please, God, kill me now.

# posted by

Douchetacular : 7:26 AM

when you're doing drugs
start slow, so you don't forget
to put your pants on

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:27 AM

Richard Ramirez
Night Stalker released on bail?
Poor Miss Tits Magee

# posted by

Hairy Prodder : 7:32 AM

Cocaine and Red Bull
The magic Bleeth-lure combo
Makes 'bag flash his sign.

# posted by

Douchetacular : 7:33 AM

she has some man-hands
that's cool, they match her man-dick
she performed "the tuck"

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:34 AM

too long did I gaze
so now when I close my eyes
i see dead people

# posted by

Hew Daily : 7:35 AM

in an Entourage
without hotts, Turtle or E
Drama is a douche

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:38 AM

Jim Carrey is back as
the Mask with Juliana
DiPandi from E!

# posted by

ratadouchie : 7:39 AM

"the Asian back there
has Lee Harvey Oswald stare.
Back, and to the left."

That made me laugh so fucking hard!

# posted by

ratadouchie : 7:42 AM

Balding blonde tranny
Girdles stomache flab up high
To make hairy "boobs"....

Poor Timothy Schmidt;
Jackson Browne's magic hair-do
Won't cure your liver.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:43 AM

Risen from the dead
He has come to claim vengeance
Quick break for boobies!

# posted by

Maximus Douchemus Meridius : 7:55 AM

meteoric rise
then rock star's trajectory
leaves him fucking this

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 7:57 AM

kept engagement ring
sold ex-husband's Mercedes
bought band's equipment

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 7:58 AM

Oh Dawn of the Dead
Zombie douches will walk among
Hotts with massive racks

# posted by

C-Rep : 7:59 AM

come hang with douche, his
hott mom likes to sunbathe nude
we play in the shade

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:01 AM

its dr. zais
planet of the apes
night stalker, too

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:02 AM

he was in a crash
hospital screwed up and he
got keith richard's blood

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:03 AM

photo taken as
he gets bump in abdomen
expression changes

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:04 AM

Chicken leg Beer gut
A roofy in this blonde MILF
Radioactive.

# posted by

RedCap : 8:05 AM

Lazarus is back
Please, great Jesus, think again
Angel deserves more

# posted by

ilnj : 8:07 AM

Lazarus is back
Please, great Jesus, think again
Angel deserves more

# posted by

ilnj : 8:07 AM

what I'm saying is
she has bigger stump than you
and knows how to peg

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:07 AM

in this encounter
who will chew off an arm first
to make their escape?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:10 AM

just imagine look
with face in pillow, ass up
big boobs brush his back

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:11 AM

Young Steven Tyler
Infecting Hotts, gesturing
Rag Doll, not Angel

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 8:13 AM

massive tits and coke
ease existential ennui
for douche-face Colmes-bag

# posted by

CrAcKademic! : 8:15 AM

Silicone rubber
Stretched over steel skeletons
Both T-1000s

# posted by

massengill : 8:18 AM

really? eight inches?
my screwdriver is also
fully functional

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:19 AM

he laughs nervously
as she whispers in his ear
do you like ass-play?

# posted by

the 'bag apple : 8:25 AM

Michael Jackson Kin
Castle Greyskull is empty
Skeletor Go Home.

# posted by

Dunkterdouche : 8:33 AM

hey george romero
found a star for next movie
night of living douche

# posted by

bcs : 8:50 AM

Weekend rocker bag
Mechanic other 5 days
Hott out of your league

# posted by

Douchetorious B.A.G : 8:57 AM

Sweaty pits, French tips
Hospitality not suite
She may be a man.

-Smouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:03 AM

Roadie for Black Crows.
Peppy in spite of old age.
Surely blows his nose.

Hott with great pillows.
Oh how my johnson billows.
Must she like dill-holes?

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:14 AM

Devil Horns and Hott
Phantom of the Opera
Dumb Girl Must Be Drunk

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:14 AM

He fell for the tits
She then brought out her big crank
squeal like a pig douche

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 9:17 AM

Ian Astbury,
She does not sell sanctu'ry
the world brings me down.

-Smouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:18 AM

There is a nozzle
protruding out from her head
for inflating boobs

-Smouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 AM

I smell your ball-sweat,
"that a phone in your pocket?"
old-bag heart attack.

# posted by

eradicatoor : 9:23 AM

Frankenberry crunch
You're hairpiece is a bit much
wait, oh yeah, boobies

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 9:47 AM

Akhenaten wilted dick
hooks flaccid puss glove
for some hot anal passion

# posted by

bigurnyourz : 9:59 AM

Everybody knows:
A zombie only eats brains.
The blonde should be safe.

# posted by

Baron Von Goolo : 10:09 AM

Cryptkeeper wears wig.
Succubus shows nostrils, too.
Il cornuto works.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 10:10 AM

Simpson-colored douche
Diamond-hard enlarged liver
Good riddance soon, ass

# posted by

Heino : 10:13 AM

Her boobs, hair color...
His wig, self-tanner and nose...
only lust is real.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 10:13 AM

Proof: Worcestershire sauce
makes poor embalming fluid.
Bad case of pinkeye.

# posted by

John Edward(s) : 10:16 AM

Douche dead a week now
Tanned rawhide Buffalo Bill
Blonde gets hose again

# posted by

2% reduced fat douche : 10:27 AM

Ochre Russel Mael
Channels ageless Cliff Richards
Meanwhile them's real big

# posted by

The Crusher (douche passing by) : 11:11 AM

LOOK AT Those f*cking boobs damn!! those a massive and beautiful breats damn!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:11 AM

facelift skeletor:
under red skull shirt is the
paunch just as orange?

# posted by

blaerg : 11:12 AM

Blondie might just be,
Hulk Hogan's long lost brother,
She pees standing up.

-Jesse 'The Body' Venscrota

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:41 AM

Green with sea sickness.
Ship is sinking.
Grab the nearest flotation device.
Rock this.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:49 AM

Emaciated,
He grips his behemoth bleeth -
Rock on, you douche bag.

# posted by

Scrotacaster : 11:49 AM

"Risen from the dead
He has come to claim vengeance
Quick break for boobies!"

This made me laugh so hard I sharted myself! really.

# posted by

Steve Douchemi : 12:27 PM

Blonde with a sharpie
Damn! I love that T-shirt dress
Autograph sweet ass

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 12:41 PM

rock and roll road whore
Billie Jean is at my door
claims I am the one

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 12:47 PM

hott wearing just shirt
douche stole crazy eyes from pug
flared nostril from hell

# posted by

the bag queen : 1:02 PM

douche cutting the cheese
to add style to his hand sign
her nostril smells all

# posted by

the bag queen : 1:03 PM

@johnny scrotten -

keith richard's blood, eh?
i must say, that was priceless
now 'bag's immortal!!

# posted by

the bag queen : 1:20 PM

Queen of the Desert
Nosferatu does not judge
He likes type AB

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:34 PM

danny boyle needs cast.
why hire actors who need make-up?
zombie 'bag discount!

# posted by

g0dluvsugly : 2:51 PM

Devil incarnate
bad ass blondy saves mankind?
Ban Roll On failure

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 3:56 PM

i think this douche bag is waiting for heeman to come so they can battle in the club

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:57 PM

he's green like gumby

# posted by

DAMIT! : 8:54 PM

Dude, Ali MacGraw!
Prop up ballooned out bitch bag
Hep hag looks like rag

# posted by

Sheesqua : 10:10 PM

Caveman takes his Hott,
So simple, he can do it,
Geico Douche you rock!

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:35 AM

Bulging skull graphic
Waxy yellow-tinted skin
Methinks cirrhosis

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:53 AM

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