I didn't need to see Red Shirt's "O"-face.

Because it ROCKS!!!

Red Shirt gets a pass. If only he had thrown up The Fists of Power as well...

These girls are identical twins. See how many points a cigarette knocks off?
 

Nice legs, but I'd ebay the rest of them.

Unbiasedly, Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag.
 

I like these guys!
Their taste in curtains really does suck though.
 

Pappa is that a vag on your avitar?

LMAO!
 

You see the way the hott on the right is sitting? The way her bare thigh kind of starts to become something more before the bed blocks our view? That, my friends, is Shangrila.

Now, take into consideration the bizarre head-cover on the kid with plastic sunglasses with a pink-slug trying to worm its way out of his mouth....

Sid Vicious, on the other hand, is not a douche. So I won't mention the red sunglasses or the slacks-and-T-shirt combo, or the hideous tie.

This one might just go down in history.
 

Douchedude on the left looks like he is choking on a meatcicle.
 

Nice tie red. Perfect for strangling you until that jackass expression on your face is permanent....

Your scrote buddy needs to be flogged with his dumb-ass "ironic" rope chain and have mandy's cigarette snubbed out in his ear canal...

Blondie needs Mandy to tie her up and spank her with her with her hair extensions until she weeps and calls me " Poppy"...


.......and scene....
 

What a waste of tuition...
 

i want to punch the kid in the green glasses so hard his mother falls down.

is that a gigantic frog from the Amazon on the bed behind them?
 

There has got to be a fly problem in that dorm room with all the skankyness going on!
 

You know what they say about chicks who smoke.....if she'll put something that nasty in her mouth, then you know she won't say no to a blowjob.
 

All neatly stacked in the corner are the necessities of dorm life: surround sound speakers, flat screen TV, DVD player, VCR, microwave, and small fridge. Hung on the wall is the third place trophy from 12th grade English Lit Essay contest: "To Scrote, or Not to Scrote, That is the Question."

Now if our animal print vixens would kindly excuse the bags from the room, we can get down to all sorts of nasty stuff. Ohhh, baby use that cig in a bad, bad way. If you'll put one of those things in your mouth, well, I'm just saying.
 

I like the black tie over the red logo tee... It says "I was supposed to go on a job interview today but I skipped it to PAAAAR-TAY!" Why do we give these people college degrees?
 

i was going to comment on the pic, then i saw pfah's avatar, and now I will never see prince the same way again. **shudders**
 

Question........

If I happen to have the pants to match that Asshat's red shirt, does that make me a douchebag too? I mean I got the pants really cheap. Like 10 bucks. I mean I like the pants, but I don't wanna be like that guy.

I thik when I first started posting her, Pfah was doing Prince pics.
 

Sorry about the misspellings........ that's what happens when you pay too much attention to blond hotts inner thighs.


Those green Gazelle shades remind me of the Kanye West Glow in the dark tour and how I won't be going.
 

If this is a dorm room, it must be at some low budget east coast techinical college, because the girls I went to school with in college still looked like they were 18-22 years old, not like these used-up Jersey skanks in the picture. The reason the college issue of Playboy is so awesome is because the girls still look pure and don't look like the scary women who work lunch shift on weekdays at the Bada Bing.
 

what a couple of tossers
 

"We're two wild and crazy douchebags!"
 

Those two have to be sisters.

And the other two have to be sisters.
 

Definitely somewhere on the east coast, the leopard/cheetah print shit gives it away.

The green glasses guy needs to be strangled with the tie.
 

bring a 12 pack to this party, cuz that's what it'll take to lose enough gentility to strangle shades with his bling, punch tongue dorf hard enough to make his flange a detached flopper, & these chicks hot enough to hump
 

Is this a new trend? First Richard Quest is busted in Central Park with a lasso around his neck and pecker, and now redshirt likewise titillates himself. If this portends the future, God save the republic.
 

Red looks like the kind of guy I'd have had a crush on in sophomore year ... of high school. Larry, you're right, they do look awfully aged for college.
 

Red looks Tom Cruise crazy with roadkill on his head.

Green Hornet over there is practicing for his rusty trombone recital. And wtf, is that #8 copper chain shit?

Both hotts have some meat on their bones which suites me just fine.
 

PS -
"..gnaw on your thigh like a hungry Burmese toddler digging for clams in the mudbanks.."

DB1 - classic!
 

Dear God,

Why do you allow douche things to happen to the innocent hott?

Or even the experienced hott?

Or the slutty hott?

I get the why to the ho, but otherwise, why???
 

I once pissed in a bar restroom where the urinal had a poster of a hot blonde.Someone had drunkenly penned "dough knees, me in" across her ample kneecaps.
 

Does anyone else find Asian guys trying to fit in as fratdouches amusing?
 

Staged to get on the site - too obvious
 

910 anon john hughes found them hilarious too
massengil omi poloni!
bcs i see prince the exact same way pfah is brilliant he is the andy dick of 80s music
bag queen any curtains from the male perspective are a herculean effort, men start wars rather than hang curtains
shout outs done brunette is clearly recoiling and will move to the other side of the room in disgust after the pic...thats the sexiest hamstring ever on blonde..gayest elvis bag gesture ever on asian dude and red shirt is still one of those cool dudes you love hear asking if your place is hiring ten years down the line
 

asian 'bag looks like the Virginia Tech killer!
 

Gotta love the Asianbag, and by love I mean want to stab in the eyes with sharpened chopsticks.

Not only does AB have the gayest, douchiest glasses I've seen today, but he also is really good at math and knows karate.

The girl next to him (which I refuse to call his girl) needs to go Hiroshima on his ass or commit seppuku, pronto.
Her superb legs and cigarette make me want to buttfuck a long stemmed dromedary.
 

is that deathtongue once again???

i think the wind changed and his face is frozen like that.
 

Tie+tee should be grounds for capital punishment.