Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Funnybag
One of the worst types of 'bags is the funny/serious tool. The fratclown who thinks adding a touch of "the wacky" will help convince hotts that he's not some humorlesss trust fund crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
Oh, Kendra.
Your parents had such high hopes when you went off to college for the first time.
Little did they know you'd be hanging in some creepy-ass basement with Trent Witherspoon, "funny" guy with the sexy stubble from Krappa Sacka Turda.
Don't ride that Harley, Kendra. It leads only to disaster.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:56 AM 
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a wall of speakers, exposed wiring, and Grandma's couch. all nice touches that make a room feel comfortable. and it looks like he's wearing a hat by none other than Robert Graham.
i'd be willing to bet that her hair smells really, really nice.
i'd be willing to bet that her hair smells really, really nice.
DB1, the wife and i are headed your way in 2 weeks. we'll be in San Diego, but taking the 5 into LA on Saturday. want to grab lunch with us? just give me a shout.
This bag is on break from his job in the TV room at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
# posted by 
: 7:57 AM
: 7:57 AM
This guy is as GDI as they come. No self-respecting fraternity would pledge such a douche.
# posted by : 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
from the lame white plastic glasses, to the hippie ti-die handkerchief, this guy has poor ass clown-douche written all over him. The stubble of a beard is because his electric razor from Good Will broke and he spent all his cash on that black shirt from Target. The girl is simply peer pressured by her friends to find douches like this. Still hot, but sadly not smart.
# posted by : 8:20 AM
: 8:20 AM
@danny: did you use protection?? that couch got around. it came onto this guy i know a few times too, oh 'bout 16 years ago or so...
@pfah
An obscure fact from hcwdb history: I am the couch cushion danny noonan fathered. He cruelly abandoned my mother couch at a thrift store soon after.
This couch, however, is not my mother. We don't hang out with plaids like that. Little known fact, couches and their spawn are extremely racist when it comes to differences in fabric patterns.
An obscure fact from hcwdb history: I am the couch cushion danny noonan fathered. He cruelly abandoned my mother couch at a thrift store soon after.
This couch, however, is not my mother. We don't hang out with plaids like that. Little known fact, couches and their spawn are extremely racist when it comes to differences in fabric patterns.
I believe it was Baron Von Goolo on this site that once claimed to have humped a corduroy ottoman, but a whole couch? Bravo, Mr. Noonan.
I did a lawn chair once; true story. And yes, I am into furniture porn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzh6gWUjKuY
I did a lawn chair once; true story. And yes, I am into furniture porn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzh6gWUjKuY
yes gents, i do recall a couch humping conversation a long while ago. fond memories. and i had no idea danny was your father, mr. white.
i tried to have sex with a kegerator once, but the tap bruised my taint. long story.
i tried to have sex with a kegerator once, but the tap bruised my taint. long story.
@darksock
thanks for the vid.
so, how does one get into the furniture "lifestyle"? rubbing one out using an armrest cover?
i'm just askin', that's all...
thanks for the vid.
so, how does one get into the furniture "lifestyle"? rubbing one out using an armrest cover?
i'm just askin', that's all...
@pfah:
Rev up that kegerator once again because I have the ultimate Bea clip for you. Check it out at 2:55.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg
Rev up that kegerator once again because I have the ultimate Bea clip for you. Check it out at 2:55.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg
# posted by : 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
I can only imagine the multicolored cap on his head covers the scar from an unsucessful brain transplant. The donor brain realized at some point it was going into the skull of a douche, and rather than live, hurtled itself to death on the cold hospital floor. The plastic shades cover the eyes, because otherwise you'd see the light coming in through the hole in the top of his head. Nothing else really explains the douche rag and a black suit.
@ufo destroyers.....i........i love you man. i cannot thank you enough for that link. Bea looked so pretty while dancing with that alien. *sigh* .....hmm...
well, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go dry hump my external hard drive.
well, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go dry hump my external hard drive.
I dunno about the couch but this scrote is a sofa. A sofa king; sofa king douchebaggy, it's ridiculous.
judging by his attire, i see a welder by trade, a douchebag by choice......
kendra's bare bottom needs to be spanked with a hot electrode rod, after i finish using it to bludgeon the 'NY' permanently into doucheboys skull.....
kendra's bare bottom needs to be spanked with a hot electrode rod, after i finish using it to bludgeon the 'NY' permanently into doucheboys skull.....
I actually own the Star Wars Xmas special. It is bad. Unspeakably bad. Oh, you think you want to see it, have a couple of ironic chuckles....well, sir, you are WRONG.
Bea Arthur singing was actually the high point.
Well, that and the sweet Boba Fett cartoon. Remember, this was in 1978, before Boba appeared in the films.
Am I a virgin or what?
Bea Arthur singing was actually the high point.
Well, that and the sweet Boba Fett cartoon. Remember, this was in 1978, before Boba appeared in the films.
Am I a virgin or what?
Damn, Kendra, why the long face? Seriously, why is your face so damn long?
Funny 'bag just needed Kendra to give that touch of "the wacky". Then he added glasses and that...uh...skull cap? I wanna kill.
Funny 'bag just needed Kendra to give that touch of "the wacky". Then he added glasses and that...uh...skull cap? I wanna kill.
I'm almost willing to give this guy a pass. There's no completely obvious signs of douchebaggery like in so many other pictures...
funny bag could have just got back from a funeral where he landed a hottie wanting to party...
funny bag could have just got back from a funeral where he landed a hottie wanting to party...
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
Judging by the background of this picture, they're about 5 minutes away from filming a snuff film.
I can only hope there's an ironic twist and the shitstain in sunglasses gets the bullet to the brain.
I can only hope there's an ironic twist and the shitstain in sunglasses gets the bullet to the brain.
I imagine a Soup Dragons soundtrack to this pic. To go with the wacky headgear, this fratchoad should at least have the balls to grow some extra long chinpubes ala King Tut in 60's TV batman. This guy is just coasting... which makes me hate him even more.
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