Good to see Jeremy Piven dressing up and getting out of the house. Kudos on the headwrap/fedora combo, Jeremy. They hide the bald spots nicely!
 

A little bit of Boobies by my side
A little bit of white dress for the night
A little bit of that bag dead and gone
A little bit of this chick all night long


IS she pregnant though? If it is it's not mine.
 

Ali Baba and the 40 Heaves.

i just lost my lunch.
 

holy tits.
 

Ya know, I could give this guy a pass if it weren't for that god damn head wrap. What the hell are those things for, anyway? To keep your hat from soaking up your dome grease?

The white suit with pink shirt is pretty sweet, tho.
 

Where did this douche came from? We definitely have to break that mold.
 

additionally, she's a very pretty woman.

too bad she's got the Easter Bunny Pimp on her arm.
 

Looks like Tubbs stole Crockett's wardrobe for the night.

The extra friction from the mandana underlayer allows Gabe to achieve and hold an incredible 12 degree douchetilt on his pinstriped fedora - a full 2 degrees more than standard! No wonder the hotts are creamin'.
 

Sweet merciful crap, what an abomination!
 

Judge Smails called. He wants his hat back.
 

I thought this was a fairly unspectacular week for HCwDB, but we are really finishing strong here.
This cocknacho is just oozing douchosity out of every greasy pore.
 

how many different things must one douche where upon his head? Jesus, he could take off the hat and go from Colombian pimp to Arab used Peugeot dealer.
 

A rare pic of the Menomonee wedding between Stylin' With Massive Headwound and Been Under The Knife.
 

The headwrap and fedora--a combination of either Aunt Jemimah and James Cagney or cancer patient and prom night.

She's Jamacian me crazy.
 

How scary can a pink and white douche bag gang banger be? This guy is a Vagina pronounced VA'HEENA thats spanish. I believe this douche bag lets his lady dress him, gotta take control of the pussy...cant let it run the show my nigga.
 

Oh nice tits I'd like to give her a matching necklace to go with that outfit.
 

Head wound as fashion statement? What's next, Ed Hardy colostomy bag?
 

Side top inner side boob. YES!!!
 

Does he have his hand on her stomach because she's pregnant? I hope he's not the father.
 

thats "winnie" as in whores teeth winnie.... neeehheeeheehee, oh wilbur
 

Like the man said in the Onion.

"Accounts Payable fo' LIFE motherfuckers!"

Uncle Phinn
 

What the FUCK is with that headgear? Is that a Mafia Fedora in a Yankees motif on top of a post-surgical head bandage? Or is it The Godfather meets Ali Baba? Whatever it is, I hope his sperm didn't make its way to her fallopian tubes.
 

Oh, and nice tits, darling. They were worth every penny.
 

Damn! I used my Sancho joke last week.

She is such a sweet thing, what with her mahogany roux colored suptle skin and those boobies, MY GOD those boobies!

I would crab walk through a mile of disposed New York City baby diapers just to write poetic graffiti at this sweet seniorita's bus stop. AND, if she felt I earned it after my grand romantic gesture she could bestow on me the title of "Nightly Mederma Applicator." I would massage that Mederma to her breast implant skars in such a caring and carrassing way, it be like massaging olive oil into peperoni slices. I would probably be so focused I woudn't even notice I drooled all over her Santa Bear.
 

This is the El Capitan douchebag. A look for the Esse who likes to tear it up with the Du-rag Doucherag Fedora combo for his girlfriend's little sisters' Quince.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

Next up for Joey Fatone, "Douching with the Stars". What would posess anyone to go out in public wearing that outfit? Why is she so happy? Where's the Beltway Sniper when you need them?
 

Two girls and one cup called - they want thier ability to induce world wide vomiting back.
 

Christ - I didn't know there was a Bollywood version of Miami Vice
 

I think he's supposed to be Lt. Martin Castillo...
 

This is the rare 'Mandana-dora' (a mandana under a fedora) that i've only read about in ancient scrotal texts, but have never witnessed. let's hope this species becomes extinct.
 

Everyday that I get on here, I tell myself "ok this guy is the baggiest douche EVER"; but then I log on the next day and go "ok I was mistaken: *this* one is the baggiest - i just had poor judgment yesterday".

So here we go again: this guy is the scrotiest asstard that I'll ever set my eyes on.
 

Osama Bin Douchebag with my old boxers on his fucking head.

Is the amber princess pregnant with this 'bag's child? Please say no.
 

I gotta give him credit for his Hott. She is an example of deliciousness. He, however has gotta be White Chocolate's cousin. The mandana and hat combo never fails to make me backflush my beverage through my nose when I unexpectedly see it. The rest of his outfit makes me want to drag him across the lawn and pitch him into the street all grass stained right in front of a school bus full of kids.
 

if she is pregnant, that would be some great ass. i love pregnant sex, and those lactating mounds, you just cant beatem.
 

Pittsburgh Steelers backup Quarterback Charlie Batch, stepping out on the town.

You can take the guy out of Ypsilanti, but you can't take Ypsilanti out of the guy...
 

The lobotomy left him stuck in whatever year Miami Vice was cool. The Hott is soooo hottttt.
 

I concur with cc.
 

this douchebag's myspace profile:

www.myspace.com/magnumman

yes, he calls himself "magnum man"...
 

Hey I personally know him and he is far from a Douchebag! Every single person on here that negatively commented on him is just jealous! And I also know the girl AKA Hott as you call her...and no, she's not pregnant! I've seen her in a bikini and I'll tell you, she has no fat on her body! So all of you should go home, jack off to both pictures and get a life!!!! Thanks!