Monday, April 21, 2008

 

The Google


Keywords: "douchey bling," "stupid-ass trucker hat," "sexy blonde Patsy Kensit" and "zebra couch sucks."
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:56 AM
Comments:
Dude, I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and it brought me to his rap video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
# posted by Anonymous massengill : 9:50 AM
 
And you call the director of Pulp Fiction a douchebag.
# posted by Blogger the bageteer : 9:53 AM
 
Maybe Google is targeting a new audience this year: uberchoads.
# posted by Blogger ScroteBob DouchePants : 10:00 AM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and all I got was Syphilis.

:( :(
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:03 AM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky," and now my computer fan is spitting out a mixture of meth sweat and Axe.
# posted by Blogger Mr. White : 10:06 AM
 
Google deez
# posted by Anonymous massengill : 10:11 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and i was directed to the "planned parenthood/frequent offenders" page...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:21 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and now my computer has 1/100th the memory, and is running windows '98...


in polish
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:22 AM
 
Awww. I'm glad to see that King D finally found some...humility?
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 10:23 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and google said, "really? you sure about that?"
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:23 AM
 
It appears he is pointing to his Gold Medal in the Douche Special Oympics, but in fact he is pointing to his sockless homey standing up on the couch in complete choadness while showing off his lizard tattoo....
# posted by Blogger T. J. Douchemandzadeh : 10:25 AM
 
I googled "zebra couch sucks" and pressed I'm feeling lucky and Xenu showed up at my house and kicked my ass.
# posted by Anonymous Douche Skywalker : 10:40 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and google said, "In this pic, red hat douche face is POINTING AT NOTHING. Total fail and you are therefore banned from the internet."
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 10:43 AM
 
I googled this jagbag and clicked I'm feeling lucky and Clint Eastwood pistol whipped me.
# posted by Anonymous douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:49 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and got the mensa special olympics site...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:51 AM
 
I googled him and clicked I'm feeling lucky and Freddie Kruger stopped fighting Jason just long enough shake his head in shame at me.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 10:52 AM
 
i googled "two girls, one cap" and got the NSFW version of this pic...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:53 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and God told me to kill myself...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:53 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and HR yanked my internet priveleges.
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:54 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and was directed to the "save the children" site...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:55 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and received a "you do not have sufficient axe/bling to visit this site" message.
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:56 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and went to "brazillian fart sex.com"
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 10:59 AM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and The Future Ex-Mrs. DB1 showed up and said, "I was going to do the mattress dance with you, but now I don't think so..."
# posted by Blogger Mr. White : 11:00 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and got sent to "smalldicksforfatchicks.com"
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 11:01 AM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and I got directed to the homepage of Ed's stalker.
# posted by Blogger Mr. White : 11:01 AM
 
i'd google her yahoo at myspace
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:01 AM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and $29.95 was deducted from my bank account, and I got a "The Gator and ALL CAPS RANDY Sweaty, All-Speedo Workout DVD" shipping confirmation.
# posted by Blogger Mr. White : 11:02 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and i got a new avatar.
# posted by Blogger pfah : 11:06 AM
 
is that teck money?
# posted by Anonymous stevenslaygal : 11:08 AM
 
@pfah...
best.
avatar.
ever.

lmao at that one!
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 11:11 AM
 
@johnny scrotten....thanks dude. i'm gonna party like it's 1999.
# posted by Blogger pfah : 11:13 AM
 
@pfah..

in your little red corvette...
# posted by Blogger johnny scrotten : 11:14 AM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and got a video of Bill Cosby apologizing.
# posted by Blogger Arkansas Dave Doucheabaugh : 11:20 AM
 
Boy, that sideways trucker hat is a lady killer - NO DOUBT!!!

So I too Googled for our bad boy gangsta ('Bozo the Douche') and received 18,000 hits.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:29 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and i was directed to a nature web site describing why the mothers of some animals eat their young...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:31 AM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky," and NBC's Hansen walked in and asked me if I recognized him. I said, yeah! I watch you show all the time.
# posted by Blogger Johnny Come Douchey : 11:39 AM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and my dick fell off.


Now ants are eating it.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 11:41 AM
 
i googled him and pressed "i'm feeling lucky," and subsequently lost the will to live...
# posted by Blogger douchetoevsky : 11:43 AM
 
I Googled him and hit "I'm feeling lucky" and got Shawn Wayans' IMDB profile.
# posted by Blogger Burnsy : 11:54 AM
 
I googled him and clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky" and got a message: "Oh, is that what you call your penis?"
# posted by Anonymous ukkfayooyay : 11:59 AM
 
I googled him and clicked I'm feeling lucky and Madonna's face popped out of my monitor and all her wrinkles made fun of me.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:00 PM
 
I googled him and clicked i'm feeling lucky and got rick rolled.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:04 PM
 
I googled him and clicked I'm feeling lucky and Chuck Norris broke down the door and launched multiple roundhouse kicks to my head.
# posted by Anonymous Frozen Orange Douche : 12:05 PM
 
I googled him and clicked i'm feeling lucky and was automatically entered to win a life sized replica of Lance Armstrong's lost left nut.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:05 PM
 
I googled him and clicked i'm feeling lucky. Flavor Flav showed up and handed me a clock.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:08 PM
 
I googled him and clicked I'm feeling lucky and MTV actually played music videos.
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:09 PM
 
I googled him and clicked "I'm feeling lucky" and the police kicked down my door with a warrant for his arrest for fucking Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:10 PM
 
I googled him and clicked I'm feeling lucky and Kate Beckinsale and Charlize Theron made out with that exotic Victoria Secret model thwarting the space-time continuum rendering me the most powerful person on the planet.


AAAAAAAAAAnnnnnnd..I'm done!
# posted by Anonymous 2% reduced fat douche : 12:11 PM
 
Cheers for the Patsy Kensit reference!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:03 PM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky," and now my hard drive is filled with amputee porn. Not the good kind, either.
# posted by Blogger Mr. White : 1:13 PM
 
mesh caps suck.
# posted by Blogger Orel Douchehiser : 1:15 PM
 
i googled him and clicked "i'm feeling lucky" and the NSA showed up on my door step, demanding to know the whereabouts of yo yo 'bag, and then removed my harddrive claiming Patriot Act jurisdiction.
# posted by Anonymous g0dluvsugly : 1:24 PM
 
I Googled him and clicked "I'm feeling lucky" and got FLYTEETH's home page. It was Fucen TARMAL
# posted by Anonymous the bag queen : 1:33 PM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky, and I won a free iPod!
# posted by Anonymous massengill : 1:56 PM
 
I Googled him and clicked "I'm feeling lucky" and got an enormous urge to shart myself.
# posted by Anonymous the bag queen : 2:02 PM
 
TRY GOOGLE ING JAVON WALKER YOU LOSERS ON THIS SITE!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:21 PM
 
Can you Google someone with a loaded .45?
# posted by Blogger mst3kster : 2:30 PM
 
I googled him and got a Finnish rock band named HIM.
# posted by Blogger ed : 2:32 PM
 
I googled him, pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and my arms turned into menthol cigarettes.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 2:45 PM
 
I googled him and found out that this photo was taken inside of Plinky's Mom's panties.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 2:46 PM
 
I googled him and Google asked "Did you mean: herpetic lesion?"
# posted by Blogger Baron Von Goolo : 2:55 PM
 
I googled him, clicked "I'm feeling lucky" and five frozen turkeys shot out of my rectum with enough force to crack the Buick engine block I use as a desk chair.

Excuse me, used to use.
# posted by Blogger Baron Von Goolo : 3:00 PM
 
i googled him, clicked "i'm feeling lucky" and have subsequently lost the ability to maintain an erection without crying.


the advertisement on the side was to take a "which lost Wayans brother is this?" quiz to win a pile of rhinestones on a gimp string.
# posted by Anonymous the douchitania : 6:26 PM
 
There's a leg...on the right..its just a leg. Is there a lampshade on top of it? Am I overcome by art? The leg has a tatt - perhaps reptilian in nature. The leg is wearing a stripe sock and a gold ankle bracelet thingamabob.

and where the fuck are these people? Zebra couch? White satin drapes?

Neither one of these blonds do it for me...though, i'd watch them do each other with one of those reciprocating saw-based love toys.
# posted by Blogger grimatongueworm : 7:10 PM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling Lucky" and a was referred to the "Victims of the Manhattan Project Support Group"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:17 PM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and I was transported to Nigeria where i met Dr. Boumje Obikubi where he notified me I won a camel and $1,000,000
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:23 PM
 
silly negro bags
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:03 PM
 
I googled him, and found out Barbara Eden's twin daughters had opened a Jeannie bottle ho house in Vegas during NBA All Star weekend
# posted by Blogger Douche Bigalow : 8:44 PM
 
I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and I grew a third penis! (I already have two.)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:57 PM
 
i googled him pressed i'm feeling lucky and got sent to an auction site where his pokemon wild card he's wearing like a pass is being auctioned
# posted by Anonymous my sun named tzu : 1:52 AM
 
mudsharks
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:52 AM
 
i want that shirt.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 12:10 PM
 
...I googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?
# posted by Anonymous douche skywalker : 12:16 PM
 
@ anon.

THAT IS HARDLY JAVON WALKER, YOU LOSER OF THIS SITE.
# posted by Anonymous g0dluvsugly : 1:00 PM
 
I Googled him and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Google asked me if I would like to play a game of Global Thermal Nuclear War. I clicked yes, of course.
# posted by Anonymous q="douche+bag" : 11:07 PM
 
I Googled Patsy Kensit and fell in love.
# posted by Anonymous q="douche+bag" : 11:15 PM
 
Isn't that Jewelz Santana. If it is, then that's a DipSet Douche
# posted by Anonymous Douche McCallister : 7:17 PM
 
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