Glorious!
 

Yay Lea !
 

Lea, your ex is a douchebag. But you probably already knew that.
 

I smell a Nobel Peace Prize Coming
 

Wow I think we have reached some sort of catharsis here this place changes peoples lives .May Xenu smile upon you .....P.S fuck yer fiancé ......show yer tits!
 

“In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the hott suffer, and often the douchebag prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.”

Bertrand Russell
 

Chick with striped shirt = not hot.

Lea, I'm with you sister. Ah feel ur payn...
 

Lea, you're a gem.

Congratulations on surviving the douche and finding happiness after all.

I think I can speak for many of the 'baghunters on this site when I say we wish you the best in your future. May the only orange you encounter be glowing sunrises and sunsets.

And tangerines. Especially tangerines. They're refreshing.
 

this site proves a liberal arts education is useful for something... It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Douche on. Douche on.
 

Lea's new fiance must feel on top of the God damn world.
 

This just proves what we've known all along in our hearts: Good, meaningful work is being done at this site.
 

Ahh, good this is all good news.

I've been splitting my time between 'are you smarter than a fifth grader' and this site. In both cases many tools and douche bags are revealed. But only the show was rewarding me by giving schools across the country computer labs to help the kids improve the global skill of 'douche spotting.'

So, here is to you Lea, for God has released you from your douchy-bonds, free to find a non-douche lover and end your ridicule with the douche-troll found in that picture. Because after close inspection he really does look like a troll.

I raise my cup to the wonderousity that is 'douche spotting' and reclaim HOTTS for all mankind.

Thanks Lea, now, can we see your boobies?

DJ
 

Congrats Lea!

But why did you date Horseshack from Welcome Back Kotter?
 

Lea, Based on this, I think you have done a million times better for yourself. Glad you pulled yourself together. The world is indeed a better place with you in it.

....now someone tell me this douche in this picture is not wearing a pink sash belt is he?...oh no....

Flyinfox_SATX
 

Lea,

First off, congratulations on dropping that zero and getting with a hero (thank you Vanilla Ice...). Having recently gone through the humiliation of seeing someone I was close to rocking the hott side of the spectrum I can understand what you're going through, but on a much smaller level.

However, the fact that you've been able to move on and realize that though you much spent time with a douche, the lessons that you have learned by being exposed to the douche gene will serve you well. So best of luck, I think I speak all of HCWDB when I say we wish you the finest douche-free existence, but if you do find out you're with a douche, please at least send in pictures so we can mock.

All the best,
Douche Quixote

PS. Green hot is quite the little vixen, AND she's chilling with royalty
 

Thanks for sharing that with us Lea. At times, there's nothing more satisfying than some closure. Congratulations. BTW, that guy's a douche.

Oh, is King Douchous holding a bottle that says "Margarita King"? What an ironic twist of fate that would be. A douchey twist.
 

Congrats, Lea, you are queen of the world!
 

A great public service you're offering us all, DB1, and we thank you for it. Letters like Lea's remind us of that.

One day we'll wake up and all the doucheyness will be just a (terrible) memory...
 

Astounding, I feel all sorts of content when I read this amazing young woman's words. I assumed that the only kind of happiness that comes from this sight is the joy of mockery and the occasional lust but now I realize there is an entirely separate plane of emotional satisfaction to be had here. DOUCHE ON INDEED!
 

DB1, your continued, and well deserved, dumping on John Mayer is greatly appreciated but I was wondering if you could add Jack Johnson (not the boxer, he was cool) to your list of people who should be bathed in shame, showered with scorn and loofahed with righteous indignation. Now I don't know what the guy looks like, he may or may not have douchebag tendancies, but I know this; the jackass in the cubicle next to me has played the same Jack Johnson cd every day, eight hours a day since 2005. The mere thought of a song that contains three or more of the same notes that he used in the song for the curious george movie causes me to throw up a little bit.

And now that he has a new album out I get the added bonus of hearing that shit on the radio while driving to and from work.

I can no longer take it and respectfully beg you, like the little girl I have been reduced to, to please pour a little succor on me on give the accursed Mr. Johnson the drubbing he so richly deserves.
 

The King is really living up to his royal title. Drinking only the finest Margarita King, which sports his likeness in fanciful silver, and wearing his new enormous crown belt buckle, The King reminds us all why we hate his goofy ass.

Come onnnnnnn. How ridiculous can one guy look before he implodes into a douche singularity from which there is no escape?

And Green Hott, I see you...and I like.
 

Bill Hicks would have loved this site :)
 

HCwDB = A++
 

I appreciate your validation; I really do- but personally I'd sooner admit to being butt-fucked in prison than admit that at one time I found that douche attractive.
 

Enough already of this tea-bagging cockblower. His douchdom has be ingrained in the hall of scot.
 

The king is always wanting to ride a white horse ... and a cow ... a donkey ... a pig etc..
 

Im in tears. It was foretold that a man would wander in from the wilderness and he could seperate the hott from the choad like wheat from the chafe. Kneel before DB-1.
 

This guy's name is Freddy Figs.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7267828





You have got to be kidding me.
 

congrats Lea. and best wishes for you and your fiancee.

onward and upward.

the King's belt buckle is mesmerizing.
 

Lea, if your next man was Billy Bob from Slingblade, you'd still be trading up. Rest assured, your ex-bag bf is contemplating what to do about a raging case of herpes as we speak. Keep the faith, sister. Keep the faith.

As for Kingly here: What? Now you're in the HOS and think you can just stop by unannounced any time you like? This guy is a canker sore that just won't go away.
 

Congrats Lea!

The King has a very nice powder blue and pink Argyle sweater shirt on. Do you get that at The Limited when you trade in your nuts?
 

If Mother Teresa were still alive she would be running a website just like this.

DB1 for canonization!!

kingcityDouche
 

I love the verification of a douche in real life this letter provides however, I have a few issues with it.

1. it's poorly written. enough said.

2. if this person didnt have closure over their ex until seeing this pic, they shouldnt already be engaged to somoene else...seems unhealthy

but 3. DB1, this girl now loves you, take advantage.
 

good for you lea!

it's gotta feel great knowing you did the right thing!

onwards and upwards!
 

Congratulations, Lea!

Did he used to have a punch-me face and work douche handgestures back then, or is that a recent devolution?

Take comfort in the fact that after surrounding himself with hott-to-trots, he went home to play gin rummy with the dude on the right of the picture. Even that dude would refuse to play till Whitey did up some buttons.

I trust your new boyfriend is a nondouche, right Lea?

...Right, Lea? Go check him for chains, gel and hand gestures right now, because while you're taking big steps forward, you have proven yourself to be judgementally impaired.

Take comfort, though, we're here for you! (And tell your hott friends there's plenty-o-room).
 

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Sweet
 

Good job Lea...I think you've learned a valuable lesson and given us all hope of the potential of a scrote-free world.

Just as I was starting to almost like King D (that smile is nauseatingly contagious) he comes back with a pink sating belt and rhinestone belt buckle. Thank you King, for reminding me of your true douche magnitude.
 

to set the record straight- he was NOT a douche when i knew him. the douchery was an influence picked up on the streets and possibly myspace.
this is a new breed of white horse that i shall never ride.
no douches in my radar.
 

Mmmm... Horizontal stripes. Such a fashion faux pas, but it's easily forgiven with a nice perky little rack like that.
 

The douche in this picture is marvelous. He's got it all: bigger than balls beltbuckle, random chainzz, and a finger point that would make the fonz crap himself. Oh, and could we forget the raised alcoholic beverage? Yes, we salute you too, douchebagimus prime
 

Figs' (the King's) myspace page should be cut and pasted into the Hall of Scrote.

It's as if the hall were actually in a majestic marble-laden palace rather than just a hallowed place in our hearts.
 

Sorry but this chick who wrote this seems a little psycho. 3 fn years,come the f on. Im sure she lost it when she saw her boy surrounded by alot of sluts. Douche or not hes gettin alot more play than the other half.
 

evidently, anonymity = license to be a dick
 

Why would anyone date a scrote like that in the first place, much less dwell on the break-up for 3 years!? She must have some issues herself to be pining over a massive turd like that. Maybe there's still hope, but we still haven't seen her fiance.
 

yeah, just in case anyone still thinks the king shouldn't be in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu0GwKAWEtE&feature=related

m'kay.
 

@scooby: FYI, friend -- Lea said he wasn't a douche in the beginning... Apparently he contracted the grieco virus via myspace. I was unaware of the possibility of this method of transmission. I always thought it was most likely passed along through spores in contaminated Axe products (like there's any other kind).

Anyway, there's hope. Lea's escaped the scrote and assures us that her fiance's choad-free. As for the closure angle, when you've had an intense relationship, it can take time to get over it. I know. So I give her a pass on that and again wish her congratulations.



Oh, and 1:00 anon --

You're a dick.
 

Anyone who wouldn't be heartbroken at the loss of their best friend of 5 years would justifiably be a DOUCHE. therefore saying i have issues would also be saying you're an insensitive asshole with too much time to serve as an internet therapist with complete lack of knowledge of the situation- on a post blog. thanks.

i'm not defending him but for the final time- this isn't the same guy i knew. time and experience changes people- some use a circumstance like ours to change for the better, some for the worse. and the rest is history- or for some- to 'deep dude' to even grasp.
 

anon 1:00 is just upset because he's actually Purple Lips.

'play' wow obviously you can read the rigid body language of those so-called hots. upper-arm flab could cause a rip tide.
 

the argyle + belt buckle chode isn't the right pic. sorry i'd never wander there! that's just genetic!

thanks for all the nice comments despite my 'in-shock' awful email writing.

in the end- seeing the pic (like all the pics i avoided for years ever seeing, in vain) i realized that i had been avoiding something that didn't affect me anymore- and time fixed everything. i DON'T KNOW THIS PERSON ANYMORE.

HCWDB made me face my fear unknowingly...and now i feel so much better.

that was all i really wanted to say from the beginning but i'm tangled up in my words. thanks guys.
 

Ok, I am now down with the King. That shirt is bomBAY!
 

Lea,

I think closure is cool. Really. I'm genuinely happy for you.

But, I gotta ask: What were you thinking in the first place?

I mean, Mr. Ex's mother had to have know of her new son's doucheosity 2 hours after giving birth. Why not you?

It's not like douchenoma is a disease that's caused by a recessive gene.
 

i guess i was blinded by all the bling at a ripe age of 16! ;)
 

Hott(?) in the middle is lookin dangerously slutty-hot-nasty and she's holding the blonde's hand which just opens up all kinds of 3am sliced-inner-tube-restraints possibilities.
 

Yeah, good thing Lea learned her lesson. Not. Freddy Figs.

I wish I knew when I was 22 what I know now: A guy with ANYTHING on the ball can automatically nail hotties like marshmallow eggs on Easter.
 

To all dedicated users,

I am proud to have made this site. I feel it is a compliment because I am being social with friends, while ya'll masterbate online, every sat night! Good luck in life people. Keep the posting fresh!! I wont be writing back... And Lea, go fuck MIKE NELSON you slut
 

http://www.myspace.com/freddyfigs
many more where that came from