Holly is giving me a young Linda Hamilton vibe. And I like it. A lot. She can protect me from the machines anytime, and in return, I will happily impregnate her with the future human savior.

Speaking of which, one of the failed early Terminator experiments, the Retarded-1000, is lurking beside you, Holly. Kill, kill!
 

Those hotts are win.

I've never left a comment here before. I have no funny user name. But I had to log in to say:

Holly + friend = win

Damn.
 

Little did he know, he was creating an inverted 'bag sandwich that will forever be mocked thanks to one of its delicious ends sending it in to the DB1.

BTW - what the hell is that on his shirt?? It looks like George Washington with wings.
 

Had I seen this, Holly, Muscle McForehead here would be slurping his breakfast through a straw while his mother got the insurance information filled out. I'm so sorry for you and your friend.

Since we're talking about your friend...uh...what's up? She won't stop looking at me. She's saying, "Is all of that for ME?" and Holly, yes, tell your friend: Yes, all of this is for her.
 

@jim....welcome to the party, friend. and i couldn't agree with you more. what a couple of adorable ladies. nice 'bag hunting skills holly & friend!

'bag, tag, and release.

and by 'release', of course i mean 'put into chipper/shredder'.

@scrotebob douchepants....i think it is George Washington with wings. but why is he holding a trout???
 

i'm liking this string of hotts sending in pics of these bags for the mocking!

it gives me hope that not all is lost in this crazy world. there are women who are immune to these skidmarks!

hooray holly!
 

Something about the graphic on that shirt just screams Avenged Sevenchoad, but I could be wrong.
 

i hope after being in close contact with such pure greasy jersey jackass douchness, Holly took the necessary precaution of a slow,thorough cleansing of her lithe, tawny, nekkid hott body with plenty of warm, bubbly, soapy water,and then performed the same service, slowly and very, very, thoroughly, on her friend........

....and posts a video of it ASAP..........
 

@pfah: good point. maybe GW is sending a subliminal message of "Fuck Fish Slap".
 

@douchetoevsky

The janitor at my work building says "F U" for causing me to put another deposit under my desk. Not that I needed encouragement on that front with Holly around. Her shoulders are begging for nibbling.
 

@scrotebob douchepants....exactly! that's GOT to be it. also, after closer inspection, it looks as if our first President is wearing an evening gown. ugh, back to being confused by this choad's tshirt art.
 

his tee confirm a hitherto little known fact, that our founding father had mantitties
 

This douchebag is just begging for a sledgehammer to his ugly mug. It'll have to wait a few moments however, because thanks to you and your friend, I've got to relieve my Holly-wood.
 

Didn't "Holly" just get the governor of New York in a lot of trouble?
 

the rest of my day will be spent previewing the upcoming canola oil wrestling match between Holly and last weeks' tagger Becca for the right to be my own Personal Ball Washer. Holly's friend will referee and get have to get involved trying to seperate the two glistening hotts.............

*shudder*
 

Holly, do not expose yourself too much to the douche! The can cause halitosis, pink eye and diarrhea.

I heard they can even cause skin blemishes that may lead to cancer!

And you have amazing skin cleavage. Geezas Kurayst, have you seen yourself?! You will be my girlfriend every Wednesdays and if you behave, I will promote you on Thursdays. Bring your friend, Alicia Faircheeks with her come-hither-touch-me-wherever-you-want-eyes who I shall dub my "Future Ex-Wife."
 

I like how you two punched him in his gonads before the shot.

Damn you two look soooo naughty. Like you sneak Salerno butter cookies while everyone's asleep.

This pic would be EPIC if you two had not posed with this wannabe guy that played in that Hot Rod movie. You know the guy. Now if you will excuse I will imagine you two laughing and making out after you disposed the douche.
 

Must. Lick. Boobs.
 

holy sheep shit!

i did a little research on George Washington, and look what we've got here:

Birthday:
February 22, 1732

Birthplace:
Wakefield, Virginia

College or University:
none

Religion:
Episcopalian

Occupation or Profession:
Surveyor, 'Bag Hunter, Military

Military Rank:
General

Favorite Band:
The Rolling Stones

Married:
(January 6, 1759) Mrs. Martha Dandridge Custis

Children:
2 step grandchildren - John "Boner" Parke Custis and Martha "Bukake" Parke Custis

President number:
First President of U.S.

Political Party:
Federalist

Number of terms:
2

Mantitties:
Yes

Place of Burial:
Mount Vernon, Virginia
 

Pfah, George Washington was in a Cult too man. And he grew and smoked weed. And everytime he came home Martha had a big fat ass ass Bowl waiting for him cause she was cool like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir62Ait6Y8Q
 

sorry gang. i went a bit off-topic there.

hello there Holly. you and your friend are about as refreshing as walking naked in a spring shower while chewing spearmint gum.

and that's refreshing.
 

@douchetorious b.a.g....one of the greatest movies of all-time. thanks for the link brother.

i have nothing on my desk to accomplish today. odd, yet refreshing. but not as refreshing as Holly and her friend. they're like sitting in a tub of cool water after mowing the lawn in the summertime.

minus the shrinkage.
 

Two delicious pixies and a can of crushed assholes.
 

I keep looking for the part when Matthew says "Hey watch the leather man" It came on Saturday and I watched it.

Speaking of Holly and how hott her and her friend are, how's Mrs. Pfah? Tell her I miss her. And by Miss her I mean am still waiting for her to come to her senses......lol.
 

Holly, u r a sweetie, and a hottie in your own right. But your friend, the lady, is an Angel. Wow!
 

Also, Holly, it looks like "Angel" is high as a kite, which is a good thing. I love a woman that dabbles in a little weed, as long as she doesnt smoke up all I got.
 

@douchetorious b.a.g....ah yes, Mrs. Pfah is still as hott and happy as ever. but i'll let her know you miss her.

so are you heading to Vegas for the party dude?

have i mentioned how refreshing Holly and her friend are?
 

Sorry, but I needed a back story and Holly isn't contributing any information to the comments so...

Holly's friend is Skylar. She majored in marketing but really didn't need to because mom and dad always took care of her. She hates being thought of as a trust-fund baby so she does what she can to maintain a normal life and live with the common folk. But on weekends she escapes to her parent's ranch and sits by the lake in white and pastel yellow sun dresses while the horses graze nearby. The breeze lays strands of hair across her face as she looks up at the sky longing for companionship. She just wants a man to enjoy serenity with her and she thinks she has found it. She was reading the comments in HCwDB and something about this Hew Daily guy caught her attention. She's doing everything she can to find him. Her life has a purpose.
 

Somebody throw Colin Quinn a bone so he quits mugging for any camera he spots. I know it's been slow for ya Danny Boy but have some dignity for crissakes.

As for the two cupcakes of buttery sweetness. I can hear the cute giggling already as we sneak into Holly's parents house and into the Hot Tub. I would say all kinds of charming, yet subtly suggestive things.

After a night of pure outdoor debauchery I would pass out in the hot tub and be saved by your Father. Who would roughly pull me out of the hot tub using my long hair and drag me through all the empty Hamms beer cans. I would find myself face up on the cement getting CPR from Holly's mom and in the direct sunlight of the morning I would envision an angel. I would grab her thinking it was Holly who was my saving angel and lay a huge smooch on her. The last thing I would say before your old man kicked my ass would be, "Be cool man, I don't think I banged her!"
 

Yeah that guy just showed up out of know where... That pic is so premeditated, bitches and there bullshit... such a great couple.
 

What a great site. These are the pics that justify all the comments guys make like "are women stupid?"

Keep up the good fight, calling out all the douches, and the mental midgets that buy their shit.
 

Is that Dane Cook Douche in between arena shows?
 

@ tommy-
you know you're not allowed on the computer until after you finish your homework. if this happens again, no XBox for you for 1 whole week.
 

I appreciate the coordinated cleavage in this pic. I can only imagine it smells like baby oil.

Is Holly's friend shoving a turkey leg up this chode's ass?
 

Thunderlips the Ultimate Douchebag has set my rage to boil. Hopefully the next picture showed a big red boxing glove on a spring driving that glass jaw up through his sinuses.
 

@Baron,

"Thunderlips" actually made me spit water on my monitor. Bravo!

Holly is giving me a little of that Gina Gershon vibe. I'm sure her and her sweet little friend went home and showered the douche grease off each other. Maybe they will let me make a nice glass of tea with the loofah they scrubbed each other with......
 

Hahahaha!

Hawt.
 

methinks Holly & Blondie may be sisters...........

mmmmm........sisters.....
 

They are both as cute as can be...cheers for their sense of humor.
 

Well, lovely just lovely ....what a douchebag.

Holly's got the cookies held hostage in her blouse and her friend, as DB1 says what a cupcake.

I've got some milk for you two and by milk I mean...udderly delicious.

DJ
 

Holly:

You and your friend are just lovely. May I make babies with you, like on that ranch in Texas?

And I have a shovel if you would like to borrow it in order to smash doucheboy's face in.
 

You gotta respect the fact that he's advertising that he's a douche bag. That t-shirt screams, "Hello world! That's right! I. Am. A. Colossal douche bag.
 

all positive comments aside here, i gotta say it's too bad 'Holly' doesn't have the chutzpah to comment here on the site.

i'm just sayin'.
 

Are we really supposed to believe "Holly" has no idea who this guy is? Yeah, right.

And all you dorks kissing her ass. Pffff. No wonder you can't get laid.
 

@better to be a douche than a naive pathetic fool....wow. aren't you an assuming little bastard. why don't you go back to leaving comments on perezhilton.com. i think your pathetic observations would be much more appreciated there.
 

are faces the new hand sign? Ew.
 

He says "girls, if I squeeze my butt cheeks together real tight like this, I can fart through my mouth" "Watch me".
 

@better to be a douche than a naive pathetic fool

I can't get laid because, while I'm implementing my "I'm just sensitive and care about how hard you cum" mac approach, I have to deal with these fucktards. Well, that and I'm ugly. But it's mainly because I have to deal with these fucktards. So...chill out. I don't wanna have to fuck you up, smokey. There's principalities involved here.
 

Daddy likes!
 

As for Scrotepucker McButtpound?

Go back in time and give your mother an abortion.

As for Holly?

Sigh. I'm a Taurus, 21/M/MN. Let me know if you want to cyber. a/s/l?
 

I am back to say . . . I wish this picture had a little more zoom-out because . . . wait, could it be? The parts of his hands I can see make me think that Thunderlips (please, that has to stick) may be sporting a single-or double-hand gesture!

Judges? Can we get a ruling? Does this 'Bag Tag get credit for douche gesture?

This has to be in the running for the weekly.
 

He looks like he's taking a rotten dump, and by rotten dump I mean a "better to be a douche than a naive pathetic fool"
 

And Holly's friend looks stoned. Which is sexy. Hi, Holly's friend. Want a macadamia nut cookie?

Come to DarkSock...
 

Holly! God dammit. You're delicious friend Skylar is STILL checking me out every time I go past this pic. But yet I have no email in my inbox from her. What gives? Look, this little cat-and-mouse game was fun for the past couple days but I'm going to have to get some sleep eventually. I'm going to go hit "refresh" on my inbox ONE more time and then I'm just going to have to assume that you two want a threesome with me. I don't know if comfortable with that yet but...we'll see. I just...ya know...30 years down the road, Skylar is playing with our grand babies...I don't want to have to think "Ah, I remember that night your grandma and I had that threesome with her hot friend". But hopefully that's a moot point as I'm about to hit refresh and the email will be there. What? Oh, like I'm insane or something. Whatever. Huh? My dog says hi.
 

These women are hot and by hott i mean i love the devilish looks on their faces...and the cleavage..and they both have amazing eyes...and amazing cheekbones..and plunging necklines..and natural boobie goodness.

Douche sporting his "trying to push monster turd" face