Were she mine, I would destroy all of my dinner ware and learn to enjoy all of my meals served directly on her well toned belly. Pity is, I'd have to scrub it practically down to the muscle to get the douchestink off of it first.

Ye Gods, Ryan Seacrest is popping up all over lately. Has he come out yet, or is he going to "keep everyone fooled" a la Liberace for the rest of his days? Personally, I think he'd look better with an exit wound on the back of his head, but that's me.
 

HBT!

I knew you couldn't live without me. Yes, I love you too. Who's the skid mark?

AV
 

Tis early but she could with out a doubt be my little holiday helper.
And by helper I mean we would exchange large quantities of bodily fluids.
He is a greasey, nasty, gel douched, Tag wearing slimey frat boy with a toxic head that should be pounded with a rusted garden implament and then set on fire with household cleaning products. Somethings in life are so easy.
 

Where there's a blue triangle there's an untanned triangle begging for the sun lamp that lives in my pants.

This guy's still recovering from the Gape Pride parade. Only elephants can hear him fart now.
 

Is it me or does she look way hotter when featured with Rooster Wank?? I'm not complaining, but I wish she looked that hot all the time. And I wish she weren't always with choads.
 

Get your hands off her you damn dirty douche...

poor thing, she smells of douche oil when she goes home each night. That's worse than working at McDouches and dropping fries all day. I realize she wants to be Ms. Claus, but if she is going to carry a Bag, make it a bag-o-toys-n-lube.

So DB1, can't you crop out the douchal toad from the first pic so we can get lost in the Bermuda blue Triangle again?

Love this Hostess Sno-Hott and her boobs are just delicious, like two Hostess sno-balls waiting to be eaten....
 

This guy reminds of my douchebag arch enemy who stole my girlfriend. Well who cares about her. I found this Poll interesting:

Hot Chicks that date Douchebags: Who's your favorite douche?

Please vote!
 

I must say DB1, you sure know how to pick them pix. I would like to bend that hott over and *bleep* and do *bleep* to her.
 

Those hard little knobs on her chest look like fun. Why is he grabbing her with such resolve? Is she trying to escape? Is he reminding her that her little sis will be next if she doesn't endorse him?

He doesn't strike me as much to complain about, but she is a scrumptious little taste.
 

At the other end of the bar, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my drink, to see whats the matter.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear? A bag full of douche, with his filthy paws wrapped around santa's favorite sex-pot.
 

She's hott, but I'll betcha she's filled with sores.
 

Filled with sores? WTH does that mean? I look at her as a philanthropist.. .after all that kids not quite a douchebag... He's just now finding the need to shave.. and he's a little shiny from the skateboard park.. She's surprised him with some christmas spirit... a stocking stuffer photo for him to yank it to this night while CAKE or Nickelback is playing on his Sony Walkman...
 

I wish Carrot Top would quit getting plastic surgery. And what happened to his buff physique?

She is a cutie.
 

His hair really sucks.
 

She looks just like the firl I banged two weeks ago exept she has brown eyes. I bet I could get her two.
 

I looked and looked, but I saw not blue panties. I guess I shoulda tuned in earlier. Her and Purg Hottie should fight it out for my love. And by love I mean twig and berries.
 

as george carlin pontificated...why is santa so jolly/ he knows where all the bad girls live...
so true so true
bag has a little bit of lost nervousness to him, thats ascrotal behavior as typical of ire inducing bagdom is the false sense of entitlement i think this guy knows he has a score, admittedly only his deck hockey team and some 15 year old girls who crush them will ever be inpressed by it
 

is this chick friends with the slap? i remember looking a while back at that surreal chicago thing and i think she was on their with that other minx the slap hangs out with. all these dudes dig cactus anyway. i think she's paid to be there.
 

He looks a bit nervous, yes. But he really looks like he is holding on for dear life. Kinda like this is the first girl he has ever touched, and there will never be another....
 

He doesn't look nervous, just completely disinterested. Methinks his dreams are filled with images of ass, the hairy, man-type. Linda Evans looked more butch in her poised Dynasty days.

She is quite nice, but I don't see what all the fuss is about. Sunday Morning Pancake girl's sculptural perfection still haunts me from below.
 

Douche Hand Luke, the whole Chicago scene is quite the douche arena. Many of our favorites are from that area, Slap and Soc included, and yes, Ms. HBT as well. Her and (former?) Mrs. Slap both run together, and though she has a Myspace page, it's set to private.

However, a friend of mine ran into her and said that HBT is actually an incredibly sweet girl, but he might have just been shocked to be in her presence.

(Posting anon to protect the innocent)
 

BMX here would need to be hitting at a level of hot far below Holy B for there to be any chance at his turning around. Holy B: The Douchemaker.
 

AWESOME!! Indy loves HBT! The rack! And check out those abs! While you at it, cut that scrote's hand off for grasping the Holy Blue Abs.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Holy Blueness

01/27/07

You're welcome
 

he's gay and he's cute, shut up you all.