Hard to swallow, but the man who made Resevoir Dogs is hittin the douche bottle pretty hard...

greased up hair - check
puckered lip pout - check
goofy-assed-white-boy hand gesture - check
groping random hott for legitimize-my-meaningless-life picture - check

Not in the same league as Joey Porche, Ab Lobster, or TA, but some definite scrote creep...
 

bingo DB1, the Tarantino is a douche. I've long believed that the man who penned some outstanding scripts (True Romance is brilliant) is just the video store dork made big & launched headlong into douchedom. also a racist punk!

Fergie can coat my taint with her tongue
 

yes
 

I applaud your courage, db1, for saying what we've all been dancing around lo these past 8-10 years. Quentin, you are a douchebag.
 

respectfully disagree. met him a few days ago, and he was still really cool. he absolutely looked like a dude that worked at Amoeba (and a LOT like Richard Kiel) - not sleazy, just kinda awkward. But he was really friendly and cool.
 

hmmmm....maybe hes a hybrid geek/douche or Goosh

but i like to think that real douches only use perhaps .05% of their higher brain function and that fraction is consumed with thoughts of spring clearance sales @ A&F and to remember to refill their Valtrex RX.
Fergie....big girls do cry and dont forget its just the first 8 " that hurts the second 8 slides right in !
 

*Claps hands*

Bravo DB1! Bravo!
 

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agreed, DB1.

Quentin is indeed a douchebag. interviews with him leave me screaming at my tv and shaking my head in disgust. mainly because he's an ego-centric ass, talk a mile-a-minute about himself, and behaves as if he's railed-out and snorted an entire 8-ball right before the cameras rolled.

i'm not saying he's not a script-writing genius though, because he is. i'm simply saying he's a douchebag. and yet, i own every on of his movies.

douche on, Quentin. douche on. i applaud your doucheocity.
 

I usually agree with you DB1, but I'll have to take issue this time. He's missing the accoutrements - rings, chain, spiked hair, graphic Tee. Yes, he's flown to Iceland purely to meet chicks, but wouldn't we all if we had the means?
 

I must concur. Even though Mr. Tarantino inspired my original identity (resrevoir douche) and my subsequent, more permanent moniker, he is douche. Whenever you put yourself into your own screenplays, you are automatically an ego-centric douche, regardless of the quality of those screenplays. See also Jon Favreau, Spike Lee, and Woody Allen.

Fergie confuses me. I think I'm drawn to her slut hottness, but at the same time repelled by her unusually low levels of talent, even by Hollywood/music industry standards.
 

Yup, Quentin is a douche and like it has been said earlier in this thread, we've all just been tap dancing around the actual tag of 'bag on him for years.

Still, if I was going to be called a douchebag I'd rather be a Tarantino Bag than any other bag on this site.

Fergie... Hott Body, Butta-face.
 

I just have to add that this may be the first time a cake could conceivably be called a douche as well.
 

I can see it already... (que the dream trailer).

Jerry Doucheheimer and Michael Bag bring you the story of one man's journey from complete obscurity to red carpet designer body sprays, it's "Dust to Douche" the story of Quentin Tarantino.

Directed by his best friend and the guy who told him everyday that his ass wasn't big, Robert Doucheriguez

Starring: Judd Nelson as QT, Samuel Jackson as Samuel Jackson and the 40 year old chick at the end of the bar who smokes 3 packs a day as Fergi.
 

Pulp Fiction being my all-time favorite movie, this is very difficult for me to admit as well. But I think that picture clinches it.
 

gotta go with not a douche on qt. sometimes your creative works can outweigh your life and style choices. if i met quentin at, say, the local deli, I would think to myself "Jesus, what a babbling fucking douchebag." But appreciating his contributions to the art of film, I can't criticize.

And DB1, I know you're quick to pounce on Seacrest, but have you seen Knocked Up? His verbal tirade against Hollywood actresses renewed my faith in him. As much as I'd like to, I can't hate on him.
 

He's the original hipster douche. Damn genious hipster douche...
 

Oh, and as for writing himself into scripts, sometimes you do have to make your own work.



Fuck Fish Slap.
 

Wow, you got balls, DB1. I don't think I would ever have the courage to call Quentin Tarantino a douche bag... and yet now that you've called it, I do see it.

I think life has ceased to have meaning. Can I still keep my 2 copies of Pulp Fiction without feeling sqeamish?
 

I've thought it over.

Yes. Yes I can.
 

I don't know, dude.

Don't you give rock stars a little leeway when it comes to being douche? I think QT deserves AT LEAST that.
 

DB1, I'm sorry, but I can't agree. Quentin may have moments of bad taste/bad facial expression/bad finger-wagging, and worst of all, I'll bet he's rude to waitresses, but I can't bring myself to put him in the same league as Brian Bozworth or the Prompas.
 

"Quentin Tarntino is a douche."

It's hard to think of a more overt understatement.

This guy is Douche au Gratin. I enjoyed the movies directed by him - which he didn't write, and kudos to whoever did - however I think he should stop being a Hollywood bitch and lay off on glorifying senseless violence for a day. It's like he's trying to compensate for something. Like most douchebags.
 

I haven't read all the previous postings, but Pulp Fiction was a masterpiece. Yet, in Pulp Fiction, Quentin played himself, much like he does in every movie: the role of Douchebag. That he posed next to Fergahott is gravy for the obvious. The stint on American Idol is news to me, and I hate to call DB1 into question, but how did you know that? Do you watch American Idol just to study the fine and ever-intricate art of douchosity?

If so, fine by me. You're doing a hell of a job.
 

I gotta give props to DB1 for calling this one as he sees it, despite obvious long-time respect for Scrotum T.

But then again I have a problem with celeb scrotes on this particular site. Hot Chicks with Celebrity Douchebags has already been done. Its called 'mainstream media.'

Entertainment Tonight. The Oscars.

I rest my case.

Fergie? Oh, hell yeah! Thither I would go. But once again, Celbrity Hotts has been done to death: Maxim, Playboy, Project Runway [or, in my case, run away!],.... Hell, they could well have had celeb Kama Sutra demonstrations back in the day. WAY the heck back in the day...

Anyway - my 2 cents.
 

Disagree, QT is just a awkward weird ass dude, who makes some pretty cool movies and ocassionaly runs a storage facility. but not a Douche.
Turdacious
 

Ugh, blasphemy! QT is about as far as douche as you can get. He's the dorky white guy who *thinks* he's cool, and technically is, but in a totally non-douchtastic way. Come on:

Reservoir Dogs
Four Rooms
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Death Proof

Are those and others the products of douche? No. You posted a pic of the guy caught with Fergie (she was in his friggin' movie, so what?), and he's a douche? DB1, you dropped the ball on this one.
 

Maybe he wasen't in the glory days of pulp fiction and resevoir dogs, but I think DB1 is correct to point that things have changed for the worst.

American Idol? Yeah that qualifies for douche status in my humble books. And just look at the recent pics of QT. He has the hair, hand gestures and hotts etc to earn himself a spot alongside some of the worst offenders.

And I don't agree that celebrities and musicans should be exempt; I think it's thier douchery that inspires all others.
 

I feel so happy to know just how big of a douche Q.T. really is.

"Quentin Tarantino is an inglorious douchetard."

ha ha. loved it.
 

I concur with mf douche...

Musicians and celebs should NOT be given any leeway.

A douche is a douche is a douche.

What's in a name? That which we call a douche by any other name would reek of Axe Body spray.

BTW I watched Team America World Police on DVD last night and Trey and Matt nail it rather nicely when it comes to actors. Actors and actresses are all steaming piles of worthless douche.

I used to work in the film business and can only say if I was able to give every actor/actress out there a Cleveland Steamer, I'd be downing Dulcolax right now.
 

Man, this whole QT thing must have struck a nerve with me because now I'm really getting pissed off...

I think DB1 now has to put a picture of Brett Ratner with a hott on the site and I'll nominate this picture...

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brett-ratner-2006-mtv-movie-awards-arrivals-GzZGhG.jpg

Granted, the chick has a mouth that looks like a Conan O'Brien bit, but she's still hot and he's still a douchebag.

And a HACK.

Look at his eyes, bloated body and overall puffiness and if you can argue that he isn't going the same way as Ted Demme I'd like a little of what you're smoking.

Here's a little something about Ratfacedfuck from Wiki:

Ratner was under consideration to direct X-Men (2000) and Superman Returns (2006), although both were eventually directed by Bryan Singer. After Singer left the X-Men franchise to direct Superman Returns, Ratner became director of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006). X3 was panned by critics and fans alike, validating Brett's nickname as "Hackner."

If QT gets on here as a DB, then Ratner deserves to be here also.

I'd throw a few other directors I've worked with out there also, but thankfully those douchebags only got to make feature films that were so bad nodoby saw them and they were forced back to making "art" by directing music videos.

If I had a pet monkey and fed it a steady diet of Jolt cola, crystal meth and Ring Dings he could direct music videos.

Anyone wanna talk about Hype Williams? There's a reason his first name is HYPE.

Marcus Rayboy? Cocksucking fuckface I hope dies in a blimp accident.
 

It's true. But all is not lost. You can be a douche and still make great movies. He was most likely a douche before he was famous. Just a nerd with no right to unleash his inner douchetard. But it's okay. I resigned myself long ago that I can HATE a Hollywood icon and still enjoy their work. Look at Elias Kazan. He made "On the Waterfront" as a defense of his ratting out all his Hollywood pal to HUAC. His testimony ended the lives and careers of dozens of actors, writers, and directors. But taken on it's on, it's still a great fucking movie.
 

Although I agree that QT is douche, that fact sucks at the same time. Its hard to admit, yet necessary. I love his work, it has provided countless hours of enjoyment. But I can't deny his 'bag status.

At least he's done something more noteworthy than dressing like a redneck and wearing a mandana around his thigh.
 

Tarantino is a sad little man, one who was a little hipster nerd who gained fame directing some bad movies that people think you have to like to be cool.

Pulp Fiction was such a load of horse shit then and still is now. making a movie that celebrates other bad movies does not make you cool. It makes you a recylced hipster douche.

Fuck tarantino and all his immitators. He is a pure unadulterated hack.
 

frankly the easy option for me is to vote douche on tarantino, because i really don't get his movies. what i mean is, others seem to like them much more than me. his style and his revernce for movies themselves doesn't appeal to me...
that said i try to see what he has to offer if he is making something different9 the van gogh sybdrome) and i feel nothing is there on further review...
i must confess when i saw the show on sundance with him and the girl that did the underwear song i wasn't thinking abiout douchebaggery, but upon further review....
douchebag
 

1) How the hell do QT and Fergie have a shared birthday party?

2) Look at any photo of Fergie and then look at a current photo of Brett Michaels, then try to ever get a boner for Fergie again.
 

All you ' Tinohaters can go fuck yourselves. This man is a god of cinema. All you worthless fuckers, DB1 included, can go fuck yourselves.

By the way, Mr. Tarantino, if your are reading this, I have this great script, It's perfect for you. I'd love to talk to you about it.

Sincerely,
Madeline Kahn's Black Schnitzengrubben.
 

Ah, DB1/Jay, you absolutely nailed it here.

Tarantino is one of the most overrated auteurs in the history of modern Hollywood -- and yet he thinks of himself as a visionary, and an indepedent filmmaker like Jim Jarmusch.

The whole fable about Tarantino being a dude who was working at Blockbuster and coming up the hard way is a bunch of bullshit. His father and his stepdad were already in the Entertainment industry.

His big breakthrough, Pulp Fiction, was penned completely by his friend who ended up with barely a co-writing credit and was totally left out of residual shares and such. He now hates Tarantino like the rest of us.
 

Yes, Quentin Tarantino is a douchebag.

Meh. James Brown's a wifebeater but I still own three of his albums.

I can deal with it.
 

Jim Jarmusch. BORING DOUCHEBAG.

I watched a show my buddy wrote and produced that had an interview with Jimmy JarDOUCHE...

I fell asleep during his monotone interview and when I woke up I tried to kill myself because he was so fucking dull.

Jim's a bag also.

Go ahead, name a director or some other Hollywood type and I will let you know why they're a douchebag. Go ahead, I dare ya.
 

QT on American Idol was the epitome of lame. I too lost massive respect for the man upon watching that agonizing clip. Although he has impeccable taste in music, it's hard to take his opinion on it seriously when he looks like a Backstreet Boy.
 

@ MC 900 foot

I'll choose to not be insulted. I'm an actor who also has a lot of trouble putting up with most other actors.

Stop me if you've heard this one before:

If a group of whales is a POD
And a group of birds is a FLOCK
What do you call a group of actors?

A COMPLAINT
 

@ anon 10:45, thank you for that post. I needed a belly laugh to start my day.
 

I never relly understood why his films haave so much cred. Oh wait, people are sheep and will like anything if it is known to be "cool". Tarantino is a pompous ass. And a douchebag too. And really really ugly.
 

... i think Dog's girl is hot.. just sayin..


Vote to Turd
 

This was the ish with the Banhart/Portman post. Dude makes one bad decision (dumbfuck glasses; American Idol cameo) and you throw him & his art under the bus.

FUCK, THIS. Tarantino's nothing like Grieco and Porsche and the HoS and to say otherwise is lame.

Besides, to be a great director you have to be an egotist. You have to sell yourself.

So this arbitrary trend is bullshit and brings down the funny in a torrent of bitter, posturing alcoholism. It's becoming really difficult to NOT be labeled a douchebag by DB1.

And fuck all you yes men.
 

and fuck all you unhappy pricks who just don't like his movies. make one yourself, ass.
 

I was just watching DeathProof last weekend and thinking to myself, I wonder what Ol' QT is up to these days. Then I see this and get pissed. Thanks DB1. Thanks for overturning this stone
 

I am guessing the bageteer is a hipster douche himself. Hey sorry to break it to you pal but douchebags come in many different flavours. It is not only guidos who are douchey. It is also the pretentious hipster assholes who dress like clowns.
 

QT has always sucked. It is not that the once wonderful QT now sucks, it is the QT who always sucked. Sure he had a couple of accidental hits, but, to be cliche, "even a broken clock manages to be right twice a day". Bottom line, QT is little better than the D&D dork that you spit on in High School
 

I wonder if Fergie peed on QT while he sucked her toes?
 

I think you're on the money with this one, DB1. I too have been turning a blind eye to the man behind some of my favourite movies. But I can no longer deny that he is indeed a nerd/douche with a foot fetish.

Regards,

Scroto Baggins of the Shire