Thursday, April 24, 2008

 

Hott Mail


Firm Boobied Leelee Sobieski Brunette writes in:

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Dear Douche bag exposers,
Hi! I found myself on your site listed as "sexy, big cheekboned, firm boobied Leelee Sobieski brunette" under Friday, April 18, 2008. I thought it was hilarious and I laughed really hard even though not all the comments are too flattering for me, I have a good sense of humor.

Anyhow, although there are probably many pics of me with "douche bags" on my myspace profile because I have a diverse group of friends and am nice to everyone, the "douche bag" got tagged with should receive his own month for all the hot chicks he tries to take advantage of and the ridiculous wardrobe he consistently sports, not to mention what he does for a living.

Anyhow, I just thought I would share with you his myspace profile for some excellent material for your site. Feel free to grab some, I think your site is hilarious!

Have a fab day, and happy douche bag hunting. :)
Ciao,
Becca

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Ah, cute girls with 'bag hunting skills and a sense of humor. Becca may be a candidate for the DB1's third future ex-wife, somewhere around my early 40s after a stint in Reno sent me to the clink for six months.
Comments:
Kudos to Becca for being such a good sport. Truly she, and by she I mean bodacious ta-tas, is the reason why the terrorists hate us so much.
 
She's phenomenal.
 
Shes hot, I would clean her toe jams with the flick of my tounge poolside until security dragged me away, If douche bags arm was extended out a bit more it would be a perfectly performed peaches point.
Turdacious
 
No links to the myspace profile for our own perusal? :-P
 
Becca, it's not polite to salute with your left hand.
 
Looking much better in this picture. I would don douchebag garb to get her into myspace, and by myspace I mean have her give me a rusty trombone, and by rusty trombone I me jerk me off while she licks my ass from behind, and by ass I mean the spot where I poop from....
 
Becca looks like she's quite a fun girl to hang out with. and she must have really strong legs so as not to slip off a guy who has been coated in AXE.
 
Becca, hot and funny. Dont let any of the postings here get you down. A lot of these guys who post here are frustrated chumps.

Like Ed
 
"...not to mention what he does for a living."

That sentence could mean so much. Classic tease: always leave 'em wanting more. This girl knows her business.
 
Becca,

Thanks for having a good sense of humour, and not taking yourself too seriously. You are quite the hott! Tell your friend to turn his baseball cap forward though, and stop pointing at the camera, then he will be less mockable.
 
I'm saluting Becca, too.

Strangely, no hands are involved.
 
So let's see that myspace. Don't be a tease like leelee sobieski, DB1.
 
Wouldn't it be great if there were more ladies like Becca out there?
Pretty, flirty, great sense of humor...

Hopefully she can remain pure in the face of such overwhelming douche.

Peaches laughs at your sad attempt, sir.
 
Becca is wonderfully comfortable with wrapping her legs around large fleshy objects.
 
Becca, you are beautiful. And by beautiful I mean oo-la-la. I am turned by your sense of humor and your everything else.

I would kick a grizzly bear cub in front of its mother just to tongue bathe your shadow on a filthy city sidewalk during rush hour.
 
Rock n roll, Becca. We salute you right back!
 
Becca, could you be a dear and forward me a DNA sample so when we start cloning humans i can have one of you for each day of the week?

Thanks!
 
Come on Johnny, I do agree he is a mile away from having it but,It was as close as anybody can get, we all know it will never be dupicated.
 
I fear for such hott as becca, because there is an admitted propensity fort her to hang with douchebaggedness - Becca, come back to the light!
 
BTW Becca, my offer for the room at the Motel 6 still stands...
 
Becca tell security were friends and I'll finish the job.
Turdacious
 
@vinny bagarino: that was the first thing i thought too when i saw this pic...

Becca seems like she kicks ass. And by kicks ass, I mean sometimes hangs out with douchebags but generally is forgiven since she knows they are douchebags and commends the 'bag hunters. You go girl. I love you.
 
Another busy night of bag hunting for LS Brunette at the Cruzan Rum Bar (complete with fake beach!)

Well played!
 
Enjoy the Future Ex-Mrs. DB1 #3-

myspace.com/bijoubecca
 
Coolest. Hott. Ever.
 
I like your buttery thighs becca.
 
Hey Hott,

Have you heard of the Holy Blue Triangle?

Perhaps you have one, in fact?

Thanks!
Anonymous Dude
 
She reminds me of Jennifer Ryfel from 9th grade French class.

Yummy.
 
Myspace profiles are often a fascinating read: she writes that she "likes taking pictures with handsome men" ... say what? what??
 
The world as viewed through a snack vending machine...
 
Steve Douchemi would like to draw a map of Hawaii on your wonderous jugs.
 
Buncha suck-ups...

Becca, what the HELL are you doing grinding up on this douche? Being "nice to everyone" doesn't mean you have to attack every wandering douche like he is you sailor boyfriend come home from Korea.
 
I like this picture of Becca a lot more. I'd like to buy her boobs a condo.

But you gotta watch out, Bec. That douche shit will rub off on you.

Much like I am rubbing off TO you.
 
But it's nice to see a girl who is cool about being on this site.

It seems that most are raging bitches, probably because they know the manicured pubic region pounding their hind-quarters belongs to a shit stain, chin strap, smirking asshole.
 
uncle douche says...i want you!!!
what is he gonna do, take on the soviets??? the cold war is over, my douchelicious friend, please trade in that outmoded camoflauge for a 21st century look. you'll still be dooshey, but at least your fashion won't...well, ok, maybe it will..
 
uncle douche says...i want you!!!
what is he gonna do, take on the soviets??? the cold war is over, my douchelicious friend, please trade in that outmoded camoflauge for a 21st century look. you'll still be dooshey, but at least your fashion won't...well, ok, maybe it will..
 
So the bag she is referencing is KEN, the Kim Jong Il 'bag?

Anyways, i agree with the rest of the gang and salute becca for her statement, self-aggrandizing though it may be. May your perky leelee sobiesky boobs acquire all the internet fame you desire!!! And by internet fame i mean a steaming pile of spunk, and by desire i mean extract from my tripod after a firm handjob.
 
ummm...bijou becca, I am not gonna tell you I like your personality and think it's great how funny you are...please just send us some naked pictures.

Thanks
 
Is this Floyd Landouche? The cyclist who's pee could launch the space shuttle
 
I wonder what it is with the 'bags and the oversized hats. Maybe 'bag heads are bigger in the morning when they wake up and are still full of thoughts and stuff. Through the day they deplete their miniscule store of mental ammunition and their heads shrink, causing the hat to fall down to their eyebrows by the time the pictures are taken at night.

On the other hand, if I had her legs wrapped around me like that all the blood would be flowing out of my head, too.
 
she went from an 8 to a SUPER-SEXY 10 now... i want to knock him in the face and take her home... my number is....

god i wish this was a website for these girls to reach out and recieve an intervention from all BAG-haters, then one of us can take her home and show her what REAL people are like
 
Don't really find her that pretty. Face is ok. Boobs are outstanding. Would do her doggy, but them I would not see those glorious mams bounce. Quite quandry
 
Tool looks like Steve Zahn.
 
Makes me want to give up my citizenship and become Canadian eh.

One word: Hawt

That is all for now.
 
So Becca, how does it feel to know that 44 guys at this point have rubbed one out looking at you wrapping your wonderous legs around that douche? Love the wide-open mouth, too. ;)

Wait, wait...okay, 45.

DAMN!
 
I love the Peaches Point!
 
A hot chick with a sense of humor and the ability to spot a bag... Bathe her and bring her to me!
 
working on her bleethdumb, more like
 
My Dearest Becca,

I would backstroke through two miles of Jersey medical waiste just for the unlikely chance of coming across the surgery gown you wore when you got your 350cc silicon breast implants.

I would cherish it forever...
 
You ROCK, Becca.

Hot, funny, smart.

Did I mention hot?

Damn, I'm in love. And by love I mean there's something I gotta take care of

brb
 
The 'Bag factor in that club is off the fucking charts. This jag bag needs a garbag can involved monster beating.

Becca looks like she could bring it! And by bring it i mean reduce the bed to a pile of smoldering splinters. A sense of humor is VERY sexy.
 
This guy is my new hero! The backwards hat, camo shirt with corporate slogan, rubber bracelets, douche face, the "fuck yeah" point AND a class ring! How are we supposed to compete with that?
 
'becca:

While Señor Squash is masturbating, I'd like to point out that there are those on this site that place themselves above pandering to any female that gives the slightest amount of attention to the guys on this site.

I, however, am not one of them. I would rub myself with ham while stuffing a lit firecracker in a sleeping mountain lion's ass just for the privilege of chewing the elbow patches off of your grampa's best Sunday suit while rocking to and fro just so I could mix the faintest echo of your DNA with my turgid slobber.

Call me.
 
Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs.

Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always "Lady jugs a-plenty."

It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs.
 
Senator, I've downloaded pictures of Firm Boobied Leelee Sobieski Brunette: I know Firm Boobied Leelee Sobieski Brunette; Firm Boobied Leelee Sobieski Brunette is a myspace friend of mine. Senator, the Hott Mail girl is no Firm Boobied Leelee Sobieski Brunette.

But she's still hotter than a tire fire on a Texas Sidewalk in August.
 
btw, have you seen Becca's new profile pic on her myspace page? Hotchy motchy!
 
Wow. More than fabulous. Very few hott can make db1 actually appear in the comments section.

She has the kind of beauty, personality and charisma that makes me realize how woefully boring, plain and uninteresting I am.
 
Becca, you rule! Plain and simple. It's great you have a sense of humor and can have a good laugh at all of this. It is pretty damn funny. 3 cheers for Becca!!!!
 
Is that disgraced Tour de France winner Floyd Landis manhandling the hott?
 
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