Thursday, April 24, 2008
The Hoverbag
We haven't had a good Hoverbag on the site in awhile. Generally speaking, we define Hoverbags as any scrotal pud that mucks up an otherwise perfectly good lesbian kiss pic.
They're rendered douche status simply for showing up. Thus, an otherwise harmless dude like Little Joey here becomes Hoverbag simply for attempting the "double shocker" while smoking a stogie behind your classic sophomore year college coeds in their "experimental phase."
And let us all celebrate the college coed "experimental phase" period. It lasts about a year before they each hunt down a stockbroker husband and move to Staten Island.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:27 AM 
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Is this guy having a momentary lapse of douche? Looks like things were getting a little crazy at the last Sigma Alpha Mu mixer.
# posted by 
: 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
wow. what a perfect time for that shutter to snap. that is fine photography work right there.
this is why photocropping was invented
this is why photocropping was invented
why is he holding a shitlog in his left hand?
that's fucking gross.
nevermind that for now.....girls are tongue-kissing.
that's fucking gross.
nevermind that for now.....girls are tongue-kissing.
I love hot lesbians.
I hate douchebags.
I love hot lesbians.
I love hot lesbians.
Have I mentioned I love hot lesbians?
I hate douchebags.
I love hot lesbians.
I love hot lesbians.
Have I mentioned I love hot lesbians?
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
Choadscrote is showing us the number of times he loaded in his pants watching these two HOTTs make out.
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
doth mine eyes deceive me?! IS THAT A GOD DAMNED GRILL ON HIS LOWER JAW? Where's my flame thrower...
Contrary to the hand gestures you see in this photo, the only shocker in this pic is how this Comp USA tard got anywhere near these two tongue-wrestling Hotts.
@DB1: The "experiemtal phase" usually ends when they realize men are the ones with money, who can therefor validate their existence.
Ah, youthful naivet'e.
Ah, youthful naivet'e.
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
It's beyond me why shit stains, such as Retard Randy here, believes we want to see them grinning like they just finished a macaroni picture at the "Hidden Acres Assisted Living Home" for their 58 year old mother while contorting their meat hooks into some arthritic salute to all that is chode in the background of such a sweet, tender moment between two young, hot-body lipstick lesbians who, at least in my mind, aren't wearing panties.
There's a three drug cocktail waiting for a fuck-up like this asshole.
There's a three drug cocktail waiting for a fuck-up like this asshole.
anon@12:24: Your statement about the end of the experimental phase for girls is really, really cynical. I, for one, hope you find true love in this world and...oh WTF am I saying, you're right they're all whores.
that irritating fuckwad likely is a stockbroker from long island. he rocks the grill on the weekend to ' keep it real'....
note to choads everywhere: smoking a cigar does not make you look manly or prestigious; it only makes you look like you have a fat brown cock between your lips...
..that's it, tickle Mandy's uvula because daddy didn't love you enough.....
note to choads everywhere: smoking a cigar does not make you look manly or prestigious; it only makes you look like you have a fat brown cock between your lips...
..that's it, tickle Mandy's uvula because daddy didn't love you enough.....
@DB1: I cannot "celebrate" with this huge choad in the background. If someone could shop him outta there, my celebrating would commence.
I can't even look at this pic without envisioning my hand smashing into r-tard's face....it would be such a better photo if experimental hotts were making-out while standing over the beaten, disheveled carcass of this cunt chop with his pants yanked down and broom stick broken off in his ass....
Obviously this photo has struck a nerve...
Obviously this photo has struck a nerve...
# posted by : 2:11 PM
: 2:11 PM
Douchebag because of the attempt at Shocker, the pinky ring, and a stogie trying to make him look older. Not a bag because he's at least smiling. Total dickwad because of the grill.
Brunette should probably get to see a dentist based on the tooth line that I can see. Maybe a plastic surgeon to take care of the clef palate.
Tongue kissing nevertheless ranks high on the scale of hottness, and will definitely score a 4 up to a 6 for purposes of scoring at home--and even if you're alone.
Brunette should probably get to see a dentist based on the tooth line that I can see. Maybe a plastic surgeon to take care of the clef palate.
Tongue kissing nevertheless ranks high on the scale of hottness, and will definitely score a 4 up to a 6 for purposes of scoring at home--and even if you're alone.
# posted by : 2:36 PM
: 2:36 PM
Girls kissing is fuckin gay....
The Chesire Cat has developed feelings of inadequacy after seeing this grinning monkey-choad. He's proud because he just flung his own poo at someone right before this picture was taken. He still has a chunk stuck between his fingers, which I'm sure he is saving for when he's fighting over vaginas later.
Man - everyone in this picture is hamming it up big time. They suck.
The Chesire Cat has developed feelings of inadequacy after seeing this grinning monkey-choad. He's proud because he just flung his own poo at someone right before this picture was taken. He still has a chunk stuck between his fingers, which I'm sure he is saving for when he's fighting over vaginas later.
Man - everyone in this picture is hamming it up big time. They suck.
# posted by : 2:43 PM
: 2:43 PM
Girls kissing is fuckin gay....
The Chesire Cat has developed feelings of inadequacy after seeing this grinning monkey-choad. He's proud because he just flung his own poo at someone right before this picture was taken. He still has a chunk stuck between his fingers, which I'm sure he is saving for when he's fighting over vaginas later.
Man - everyone in this picture is hamming it up big time. They suck.
The Chesire Cat has developed feelings of inadequacy after seeing this grinning monkey-choad. He's proud because he just flung his own poo at someone right before this picture was taken. He still has a chunk stuck between his fingers, which I'm sure he is saving for when he's fighting over vaginas later.
Man - everyone in this picture is hamming it up big time. They suck.
# posted by : 2:43 PM
: 2:43 PM
Watch out, blondie! You're about to spill your cocktail...
Mmmmmm...cocktail....
Mmmmmm...cocktail....
# posted by : 2:49 PM
: 2:49 PM
I'd give him a break...
this the only action he's ever seen.
You can just tell by the look on his face. Oh, and the pinky ring. That's just there to let him know how far to go up with it...
this the only action he's ever seen.
You can just tell by the look on his face. Oh, and the pinky ring. That's just there to let him know how far to go up with it...
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
This hookbill choad looks like some bastardization of Jon Cryer and Jaws from the Bond movies. Is that a grill? Looks more like dental work. Perhaps someone did the world justice and knocked his teeth out.
I envision brunette Hott sucking blonde Hotts neck like a Cadbury cream egg.
I envision brunette Hott sucking blonde Hotts neck like a Cadbury cream egg.
Meh. For once I'm going to side with queen, looks totally staged to me. If either of these girls has ever tasted pink taco you can shave my head now and call me Yule Brenner. Wait call me Telly Savalas if I'm going to be bald I at least want to be pimp like Kojak or Jordan or Captain Piccard. Who am I fucking kidding I'd look like friggin Paul Schaffer without the sex appeal. Damn fake lesbians!
Never has an amaretto stone sour with a bud light chaser looked more appetizing. Though the waft of that choad's poo-stick is probably ruining the ambiance...
-smouche
-smouche
# posted by : 3:18 PM
: 3:18 PM
Excellent Staten Island reference. She will have kids that will be the envy of both Joey Porsche and Carmine Gotti
# posted by : 3:28 PM
: 3:28 PM
DB1,
This is what HCWDB is all about.
I just forgot all about Yak, DeathTongue's Hott and about 90% of the hotts to come. 2 chicks making out (with tongue) is a sight to behold.
2CMOWT will more than likely not win any weekleys, monthlys, or get into the HOS, but I appreciate this pic more than any of them I have seen thus far. Mind you I've seen Peaches, Bitches and Drinks, etc.
May your hard drives never fail us. If you need a gmail account, I'm your guy. I got 92 left. Or are those still not open to the public?
This is what HCWDB is all about.
I just forgot all about Yak, DeathTongue's Hott and about 90% of the hotts to come. 2 chicks making out (with tongue) is a sight to behold.
2CMOWT will more than likely not win any weekleys, monthlys, or get into the HOS, but I appreciate this pic more than any of them I have seen thus far. Mind you I've seen Peaches, Bitches and Drinks, etc.
May your hard drives never fail us. If you need a gmail account, I'm your guy. I got 92 left. Or are those still not open to the public?
# posted by : 3:37 PM
: 3:37 PM
Before he gets crowned Bag of the Week, I'd like to cut off his pinky and shove that pinky ring down his throat right along with that dumb assed grill.
# posted by : 5:51 PM
: 5:51 PM
the bud light shocker...
that's a new one...
cigars are not only gay, they fucking stink. and no one's buying your faulex watch either, mr. gecko...
now duck out so our two "lady" friends can get down to some serious business.
that's a new one...
cigars are not only gay, they fucking stink. and no one's buying your faulex watch either, mr. gecko...
now duck out so our two "lady" friends can get down to some serious business.
why shouldn't he be there...it was his ecstasy
I, for one, like you Mr. Hoover.
I, for one, like you Mr. Hoover.
# posted by : 6:52 PM
: 6:52 PM
Two Girls One Douche.
Hott on left is juuuust about to slide that left hand down onto boobie land and that's when things really would have gotten interesting IF Schniedely Whipdouche hadn't crashed the tongue party.
Hott on left is juuuust about to slide that left hand down onto boobie land and that's when things really would have gotten interesting IF Schniedely Whipdouche hadn't crashed the tongue party.
As much as I would love to deride this dipshit's very existence, I must say it took me about 5 solid minutes of staring intently at this picture before I noticed him.
# posted by : 12:27 AM
: 12:27 AM
Who hasn't done this at least once in their life? My buddies and I would do this kinda shit at theme parks. You see some Eurotrash tourists taking pics and you flash a douche hand gesture as you walk by. I wouldn't do it to chicks kissing though. That's sacriligious.
# posted by : 5:45 AM
: 5:45 AM
The LLL (Lipstick Lesbian on the Left) looks like she has some devloping dental problems. Maybe she's a meth-head who is molesting poor, wholesome, Laura there. But, hey, two chicks making out!
Low-rent Bob Saget in the background should have his ass beaten for screwing up this pic. Then again, the photo would never have made this site without him. So, here's to you, low-rent Bob Saget Bag! May you not get your pinky ring caught in your pubes when you spank your pud while thinking about those lipstick lezzies.
Low-rent Bob Saget in the background should have his ass beaten for screwing up this pic. Then again, the photo would never have made this site without him. So, here's to you, low-rent Bob Saget Bag! May you not get your pinky ring caught in your pubes when you spank your pud while thinking about those lipstick lezzies.
I remember a time when I was a young bagling in a club. My friend's sister made out with a chick and it was the most exciting thing I had ever seen. Nobody spoke and if some choad got up to ruin the moment taking a picture like this, I would have eaten his face off.
# posted by : 7:45 AM
: 7:45 AM
Actually DB1, I'd say that guy just passed his Series 7. To celebrate he bought a stogie and a pinky ring in order to look nonchalant whilst throwing the double shocker. Then he went and picked his sister up from his mom's house on Staten Island, so they could drive into the city and he could pay a bartender to kiss his her in front of the guy he'll be getting coffee for until 2010.
How hot IS the java on the street these days brohan?
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