I think my mom got me that shirt for Xmas in 1982.
 

Sometimes I hated my mom...
 

I think Ken is George Takai's lover.
 

1200+ Xenu comments? I just saw that. That is a stunning dress if not for the pink fabric covering that awesome sideboobage. He shouldn't hold his daughter that close. People might start to talk..........
 

I gotta get me a pair of them thar glasses and a shirt like that. I'd be big in Manila with that stuff.
 

Kim Jong-Il Jr. is part of the Axis of Douche.

she's so hot, my sperm are melting....
 

Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!

At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!
 

in 1983, i had a Powell & Peralta deck that had the same print on it as this choad's shirt.

also in 1983, i masturbated to a girl in the JCPenney catalog that was probably this girl's mother.
 

She's hott as hell, no mistake, but WTF is up with those boobs??? They look rather our Grade A Scrote is a powerful tit magnet and they are being forcibly drawn to him... Which works nicely as an explanation for why our delightful Eastern European princess here would ever make tactile contact with such a slimy bit of poo.
 

She is pure mail-order bride goodness. I'd happily pay her way to this country so she could steal my money, bitch about me to her friends in Brighton Beach, and count down the days until she could divorce me and take half of my money, just for the joy of the perfunctory sex. She wouldn't bother to fake an orgasm, or even fake passing interesting, possibly reading Russian Vogue during the act itself. But I'd still love every 35-second burst of it.
 

Who the fuck does he is? Jackie fucking chan? Look at his kong-fu monkey douche-bag grip.The hottie is probably trying to escape
 

In other news Kim Chee prices have skyrocketed
 

Can you imagine the tension the loop holding her dress is under. Ken give your sweatshop workers another helping of gruel for superior craftsmanship.
 

That's small package.
 

I want to know how ho chi minh douche escaped the tet offensive and managed to infiltrate the pouties presence. Where are the black pajamas and AK...under the blue blockers?
 

DB1 - Not to bean count, jumping bean that is, but if this is small package, you need to add it to his personnel file. You've got a doucheplicate person.
 

To quote Chris (Fresh Kid Ice) Wong Won from 2 Live Crew and the hit song "Me so Horny":

"You tell your parents that were goin' out, never to the movies just straight to my house."

The Hott in this capture looks like the Hott who states, "Me so Horny" in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY

Send the youngins out of the room, put the headphones on and watch this video.
 

I'm almost sure this Hott was on the site in the last month, but I'm to busy (lazy) to look.
 

This creepy choad is surely related to the Dung Beetle. Compare photos and tell me if I'm wrong.
 

Insert they all look alike joke here...
 

ah. xenu's brother, teenu. xenu created him out of a canned fart and ferret sperm. hott reminds me of my wife. only with bigger boobs. and a prettier smile. and, in general, a much, much better body. plus she doesn't judge me when i pass out drunk sunday afternoon on the couch watching the masters. fuck you, it's called a day of rest for a reason.
 

It's about time some of the outstanding Pacific Northwestern talent up here started giving New jersey a run for its money.

Since I am a shameless whore before a 'baghunter, I can only say that these two beautiful young people look like fine upstanding citizens to me and exactly the type to bring all their club-hopping friends to see me at FrightTown when we open on October 4th for our fourth season of Halloween shenanigans at the Portland Memorial Coliseum.

(ahem)

What? You chowderheads thought I put on white face and a tux just for my myspace page? I uh bidnessman, g'dammit!
 

@Choadrage 12:28: Dude you got it all wrong -- He is the dung beetle -- he is the dung. Just a big pile of hot steamy shit - standing right there with the hot.
 

@baron von googlo....good to see you sir!
 

I thought he might be the Dung Beetle, but I didnt want to be wrong.
 

@bcs 12:29 That is so freakin funny that I shit myself right here ------- in my office. I kid you not!
 

@pfah
Thank you, sir. It's good to be missed but it's better to be back.
 

@bcs 12:29. Yea and the blond in the pervious pic "Wheres' Waldouche reminds me of my wife. only with bigger boobs. and a prettier smile. and, in general, a much, much better body. plus she doesn't judge me when i pass out drunk sunday afternoon on the couch watching the masters. fuck you, it's called a day of rest for a reason.
 

@bcs...looks like you've got another admirer. are you his ghost writer?
 

i blame all my non-productivity today on the fact that that i've spent all afternoon fantasizing about this hott & me picking up waldouche blonde after she gets off from the strip club and the 3 of us checking into a room at the Motel 6 by the airport with a vat of crisco, an 8 ball, four monkeys, a roll of lawn-size trash bags and a dozen jelly doughnuts......

....hilarity ensues...
 

She has lovely breasts!!!! And Jackie Chan - You Rock!
 

If hilarity is all that's ensuing, you're doing it wrong...
 

The donger need clue...
 

You can tell the douche attended a PUA bootcamp. Unfortunately Stevie Wonder was his fashion consultant.
 

You could land a plane on both of their foreheads.
 

The tint on his Honda Civic winshield sunglasses would be illegal here in California

She looks like a hot Dana Plato

USS Douchenbag
 

@BCS 12:29

Your wife is pissed because you fell asleep with your hand down your pants while watching the Masters.

This is the late night infomercial king "Tom Vu" with one of his models from "How to make a million dollars a minute" video. VHS that is.
 

Designer jeans, 'Bag Boy? Designer goddamn jeans? Are they Jordouche? I guess he doesn't need the big-handled comb to primp the gelatinous muck that he calls "hair."

Oh, and douche? 1981 called to say "Don't come back."

Damn, maybe those were his dad's old high school jeans or something.....and the shirt, too. But the "shades"? Even Elvis would've passed on those.
 

Goddamn, DB1, I have admired you from afar...lurked in the scuzzy corners of your basement, loving your captions, but this...alas, THIS, the description of KEN! It must be love, DB1, or at least a slight case of the giggles. Apprentice me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope.
 

holy crap my pjilipino housekeeper saw this pic and needs resucitation she had a marcos flashback and is lying on the ground unconscious...this is very serious...anyone know where i can get an emergency fill in housekeeper on short notice?
 

This lady is seriously fine. I'd like to get to know her. Very well. EXTREMELY well. I'm thinking a sit-n-spin, a fully charged truck battery w/ cables, a bottle of olive oil, 12 creampuffs, a copy of the Kama Sutra in Cockney rhyming slang, and two alpacas spray-painted pink. Like I said - EXTREMELY well.

The guy is really absurd and funny. Faint douche-whiff, but I can't lay the complete scrote-down on him.
 

oh, oh, oh...I said 'Don Ho' withing two seconds, before I ever saw the DB1 commentary (may be giving my age away, but in Hawaii the 'Ho' is still 'Da Man'!
 

I think this is the guy who played "Annoying Patron in Nightclub" from the classic Hawaii 5-0 episode "Wednesday, Ladies Free".
 

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Somebody hit this pole smoker with a ball peen hammer.

Please.
 

Here's this DB's myspace...

http://www.myspace.com/jerrypresents