You sure thats not another chick
Turdacious
 

LMFAO!!!

Hott: "Umm... what are you DOing??"
 

Thats a woman.
 

Three cheers for the hott. Maybe there is hope afterall.
 

DB1, this exemplifies your/our mission. What a priceless lesson for other young hotts.

My gracious she is amazing. Come to me my sweet.
 

hell yeah that's another chick
 

something.. around the eyes of this 'bag is bringing me a flashback... he could be the son of, or close relative to ... THE GATOR!!!!

Correct reaction from the hott, possibly his mom... she's a little milfy.. douche is definitely sub-20.

A Snog? I think not.
 

PS; that's not a chick unless British women have evolved an adam's apple... possible i guess.. if anyone can do it they can.
 

I see a picture like this and it partially restores my faith in humanity and the female gender. The expression on her face is priceless and funny as hell.
 

It would be better to be photographed with Orange skin, pouting lips, designer jeans, face pubes, pointing at your abs, and some fuck-face in the background hanging his tongue out.

Just as long as their is an UBER HOT CHICK hanging on you.

Poor kid, he is just a douche getting snubbed. He will never live this down. Maybe that's his mom.
 

"I'm hot shit!"

"I think not!"

Fuckin LOSER!
 

two chicks.
 

This is a photo that definitely says, "And you want to do what with those things?! Get them away from my greatness ... immediately!".
 

CLASSIC! Just what I needed.
 

Dammit King - that was my college trick. Granted it only worked some of the time, but when it did...

All Bleeths of the world ought to take a lesson from this Hott here. Now if there could just be a follow up pic of her bitchslapping him, my day would be made.
 

I've seen those eyes, but I was on the other side. Let's just if she is looking like this well before the act of buttsechs, then this chickadudchebag is messing with the wrong baby maker.

Lovely woman this is, a true specimen near and dear to my heart.

And when I say Heart I mean a special shape I can contort my twigs and berries in to....

DJ
 

"No, I said I'm from Kissimmee!"
 

That's a ton of Dippity Douche in that hair.
 

"Okay, keep 'em closed" (backs up quietly, out of the room)
 

Finally a respectable hott, there is still hope.
 

That's not a chick. He's her cousin trying to use the family connection to get a pic to brag to his 9th grade friends about "bagging a hottie".

The sheer temerity and willingness to use people purely for self-aggrandizement makes him a douche to watch for. Possible HoS 2014.
 

It's Tidus from Final Fantasy X.
 

when i flipped over to king D's picture, the voice that popped into my head was duff man's saying "oh-yeah"
that's who this guy is, a black "duff man". loving it.
 

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she is lovely. best girl we've had on here in at least a month. thanks DB1.

he's all kinds of KajaGooGoo stupidness.
 

Uh... DB1... Put down the Hamms beer and go to bed. You're 72 hour bender is over. It's Monday man, who are you, Henry Chinaski? That's two chicks.

...and a breath mint wouldn't hurt either.
 

Great reaction on her face that restores my faith in women. Run, hottie, run! Run into my arms...
 

This douche exemplifies my terminology of "he combed his hair with a pack of firecrackers."

I hate him.

I have been known to say, "Chicks are stupid." when I'm posting on this site. SHE is NOT stupid.

Though, I've gotten the same look a million times. Maybe she is stupid.
 

Wow, if we can save just one hott it makes it worthwhile

It seems she had a Femme Fatale moment where she saw the future if she kissed him; it involved lots of sores and thousands of dollars in gel before he left for his high school gym teacher
 

What i want to see is the after pic where she sprayed his face with mace and/or bleach
 

Damn,pfah, you beat me to the Kajagoogoo reference. Well played.
 

the closing eyes of douchie say score, but the look in hottie's eyes says, "restraining order."

douchie looks chickish, but that's a good sized apple in the throat. I just wish I was standing behind the hottie while she backed up. nummy.
 

Anyone else Google "Micky Flores" from the King D photo? Talk about a douchebag! What a tool!
 

Ya know that look a cat gets when its really not into bein messed with and its about to go Bruce Lee on the offending critter?

Yup. Dipitty-Douche better make like a baby n head out.

Fast, too.
 

funny how many have noticed the size of her Adam's apple but not the size of her tits. She's pretty flat, yes, but she's got boobs.

It's a girl. And by the looks of it, a lesbian. Which is A-OK with me.
 

@'bag lanta

I just did. Ugh. Although his myspace is telling--his photos are a veritable who's who of douche. Micky Flores with Chris Angel, Travis Barker, Perez Hilton, and of course...Carrot Top. Jesus. After looking at that, I will never feel clean again.

http://www.myspace.com/mickyflores
 

I absolutely love it! Spikey McDouche is getting the very reaction we hope to see from every hott approached by a monumental bag! And by bag, I mean bag licker extraordinaire. Thank god for you and your impeccable judgement beautiful! There may be some shred of hope for this planet after all. HAHAHA - that picture just kills me, instant classic indeed!
 

@ mr. white,

How was the trip to New York?
 

he's gonna poke her eye out with his nose!
 

This reject from alongside David Bowie in Labyrinth is getting noplace with this lady. This is a really funny pic. Her expression is priceless. And by is, I mean I long to make the two-backed beast with this ever-so-fine megahott.

If it were inappropriate and I was at the office, we'd be talkin' petrified woody IOB fo' sho'. As it is, its quite appropriate and I'm not at the office. Boioioing.
 

Would somebody give Aaron Carter a job already? Jesus.
 

First off, that picture just has so much to offer, that I'm not even going to try to dissect it. All I'll say is a simple "god damn" and hope that suffices.

Now, as to the Micky Flores Myspace page, um, if anyone watches the Colbert Report they might notice that Mr. Flores seems to be ripping off his "My Black Friend" routine. Those people in the pictures very clearly could not care less about him - Cheech Marin especially. However, it is nice to see Kato Kaelin is still alive, wait, was nice the word I wanted to use there?
 

what this should be is a poster in the office of student teaching assignments reminding future teachers particularly in the news of the weird state florida that you are supposed to reject the sexual advances of students...education majors if they had trust funds they'd be pstch majors
 

Even the hott's necklace recoiles from andro-douche's phallic neckware. Now that I look closer, I think my hands, not her push up bra, would better make her A-cups appear to be Cs.
 

Why is the dude from Final Fantasy trying to snog J.K. Rowling?

That King D photo is awesome; it shows his sinister side. And the girl kinda turns me on the way she's gripping that bottle against her lips......er, be right back.
 

after viewing micky flores myspace,the dalai lama has given me special permission to hunt this choad down,hang him from his ankles on a meat hook,and gut him like a pig with a rusty flathead craftsman screwdriver. repeatedly.
 

They both have cum in their hair.
 

Kajadouchebag does seem to be wearing a white bra under his/her black shirt.
 

she really doesnt wanna be there
 

WHO's GOT BIGGER TITS??? The chick on the right or chick on the left
 

Good call on the Final Fantasy X. Douche totally looks like Tidus.
 

Looks like an ad for Binaca.
 

Ellen Degeneres needs to cut it out.
 

That's a woman, man!
 

I've seen that look before. Not quite sure what that means about me.
 

Hey look, its goku from dragonball, hey musta hit superseyan level 3!!!
 

That is for sure a lesbian. No facial hair, fake sideburns that start way up on the scalp, flat boobs (but still boobs none-the less), and lastly even a male douche wouldn't go for the kiss like that. Hott probably thought she was safe talking to the butch...think again!
 

WHo is that dude
 

His hair looks like something out of final fantasty
 

Final Fantasy called... they want their androgyny back. Someones outta phoenix downs....
 

The look on her face.. where have I seen it? Isn't that the look that porn actresses have on their face during double anal? Like, oh my gawd I can't believe I'm in the same room with him but I need the money?