Is this a first: a Hott issuing the boob grab to another Hott??

If so, I'm pissed that this 'bag is ruining it with a simultaneous boob grab of his own. Plus, the Yankees don't wear black, dammit!
 

i have two free hands here, i'll take care of the other available boobs.
 

If that's Larry's right hand then he's recently had an a french manicure... anyway I love the fact that he cuts the sleeves out of his Old Navy t-shirt so we could take a gander at his amateur ink. I've seen prison tattoos executed with more artistic integrity.
 

The Master said, "A scrote, whose mind is set on douchebaggery, and who is not ashamed of bad clothes and bad tattoos, is not fit to be discoursed with."
-The Analects of Condouchius
 

This photo must have been taken in the Silicone Valley.



Thank you, I'll be here all week.
 

you sir, are no Pumpy.

"hahaha flashback humor"- Tyler Durdin.

Army of Douche-ness
 

Are there any Yankees fans in the history of ever who weren't douchebags?
 

This is simply amazing. This guy does not even have the intelligence to pull off a douche face. If you look closely he appears to be "trying" to make some type of choad like look at the camera, but only manages to sit there and look mentally retarded. Not to mention the dragon jizz on his arm.

-North Dascrota
 

Based on the level of jaundice this productive pussy fart is displaying, I can only hope he's in advanced stages of cirrhosis of the liver.

If that doesn't get him, the Hep C these ladies likely carry will.
 

what a choad. and what really irks me is the fact he left the stupid metallic sticker on the inside brim of the hat. i've seen this several times before on people, and i just don't get it. it's like that ridiculous fad of leaving the price tag on your clothes. this isn't chic or cool people. it's stupid. and it makes you look like a Neimann Marcus window mannequin. unless you're this guy. then it makes you look like a retarded Neimann Marcus window mannequin.

i'd also like to say that the blond in light blue is a very pretty girl. too bad she's chosen to have her picture taken with a porn star and a pile of Fred Durst shit.
 

Middle gal has the right idea. Everybody should be grabbing Nordic Model's boobs. She's kind of like one of those Sesame Street "One of these things is not like the others" joints.
 

remember fat look-a-likes...

Yep, we got us a fat Derek Jeter!
 

Though not technicallhy a douchebag because he clearly has down's syndrome....
 

I have to say though, that given the choice between using hands to flash gang signs and using them for tit grabbing, this douchebag made the right choice.
 

LOL @ "productive pussy fart." From this dday forward, that's gonna be my fallback insult.

This buster looks familiar...anyone know who he is?
 

he looks like one of those baldwin mf's to me.
 

This picture is infuriating. That guy is a complete waste of oxygen. His existence is meaningless. He is completely worthless. And they are drop-dead gorgeous...AND allowing him to not only touch them, but touch their wonderful boobies. There is no religion on the planet that is OK with this.
 

Way to pose for a pic. The boob grab isn't the problem; I bet it happens to blondie on a daily basis. The problem is that he practically falls into her and covers half her face.

That tat;s going to look really cool in ten years. From the jaundice, I don't think he'll live that long.
 

I know that minors at tattoo shops must be accompanied by a legal guardian in order to be inked. Shouldn't the same be required for retarded clients?
 

What an amazing douchetard. And yes, he does look like a fat Derek Jeter; God knows the world need way more Derek Jeters. Maybe someone should "mistake" him for Jeter, ask him to autograph a baseball bat, then fracture his miserable skull with it. Hehhehheh...now I'm smiling.
 

It appears as if Super Dave Osborne successfully rowed the boat to the shore of the Gene Pool and produced this person.

Alternately, I'm thinking the folks at the group home should not have let this guy spend an entire Social Security check on that tattoo. Someone's case worker is clearly sleeping on the job.
 

thanks to this website and pictures like this, one day someone is going to find me in a alleyway playing with my own feces, huffing Tag body spray while licking pictures of Bea Arthur...

~ifionlyhadadouche
 

I have already started huffing. Just waiting to take a shit.
 

Ah Staci Cole. You are so gorgeous you break my heart every time I look at you. Of course, then I come to the sobering realization that the company you consistantly keep shows your poor ability to make sound choices.

You are truly a stunning specimen, my golden haired fantasy girl, but too many douches have dipped their ladles in your fine pool and you're best admired from afar; kept as a sweet vision haunting my dreams, the impossibly gorgeous girl who is as pure as she is lovely.

(Sigh)
 

Flatout shoein first ballot fucking doucebag hall of famer.
Enough said
Turdacious
 

Mitch --

This guy is a repeat, although I can't be bothered to track him down. I think he has a couple of different pics floating around.
 

I suddenly have a craving for a screwdriver in each hand.

And a pair of drinks made with gin, vermouth, and orange juice too.
 

This photo made me more ill than the Two Girls, One Cup video. Call this: "Two Girls, One Douche."
 

ur tat2 sux ass!!!!!!
 

Enjoy my friends:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2006/07/back-to-basics.html

(big props to Anon for the Staci Cole help, I remember that name from this previous post)
 

Way to pay it forward, Skankerella.
 

Yep - thats one of the Baldwin brothers alright. This is the one that didn't make it to stardom due to fetal alcohol syndrome. Nice to know both parents carry the recessive "douchebag" gene, since every single fucker in the family seems to be one, even, as this picture clearly proves, the retard.
 

All right, look, I'm cool with fuckin' with the dude that didn't make "the team" this year, or the science puke who thinks us jocks aren't smart enough to be in Physics Club (because I was in physics club). But me, and my linebacker homies have never, and I mean NEVER, tolerated people making fun of the kids on the short bus. Maybe they forgot their helmet that day, maybe they chuck pencils across the room because they thought a ceiling tile was trapping little bunny rabbits in the roof - doesn't matter. You do NOT, I repeat: do NOT make fun of the kids on the short bus or me and my defensive line will fuck you up.

Okay? Got that. Let Corky get his silcon and gay tattoos. At least these sluts are fucking around with retards and not making farm videos, right? Corky, like most retards, will probably be dead by age 40 so...chill the fuck out. Kids on the short bus lead a short life so...back off. For real.
 

Nordic hott on the left makes me want to cry. Expressionless on the right makes me want to kill. Ashley Cumzalot in the middle makes me somewhat sick to my stomach. This picture has it all.
 

if anyone happens to know this mongoloid's name and address, i'd be glad to send the g-unit to his house.
 

Ah yes ... pure hot/douche moment. The one that dares you to venture into their heads and ask "wither the douche?" What is light blue wholesome girl saying wtih that cold hard stare of hers? Is it "daddy I'll let anyone I want feel me up and there's nothing you can do about it?" Is it "if you want a piece of me you're going to have to sink to the retarded hell that is this douche grabbing me and knock him off this heavenly throne"? Or is she retarded enough to think that douche over there is actually some tribal protector of her sacred beauty?
So many questions, so much mystery...
 

They kind of look like a HCWDB family. Sis, mom, and bro here. Except of course all of the creepy gropage. Maybe that's just how bag and hottie families tell each other "I love you."
 

Travis Barker's equally retarded brother strikes again!
 

Sadly I'm actually a little jealous this douche got to feel up that Milf in the print dress.