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Mandana-bag's grin immediately recalls that of Schiltzie the Pinhead:

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Gabba Gabba Hey

Sweet cheeks has a magnificent ass.
 

Why is Gator smiling?
 

I've sent this photo to M.A.S.P. (Mothers Against Scat Porn); hopefully they'll act before it's too late. Looks like Dumpy Mandana's already turtling up a chocolate smoothie in his britches for the kiddie pool.
 

Where was she when *I* was in high school?
 

Are these two douchebags or dorkbags? They look like they were transported here from a bad 80's movie starring Molly Ringwold and Michael Anthony Hall.
 

Hot's ass is approaching perfection.

@Clementine of Cappadoucha: We must have gone to the same school, brother.
 

@clementine & anon 10:01:

I third that. The hottest chic in my high school resembled Ugly Betty. Where the heck were all these chicks back then? Oh yeah, in preschool...
 

... Fuckin Gator and his scrotey Gay Guy Gang. That picture sucks like a million vaccuum cleaners. What tools.
 

I'll take the Dos Equis, por favor.
 

i wish you had never re-linked to that gator pic, i missed it the first time and now my eyeballs are burning, why do you do it to us DB1!

on the other hand her behind is quite delightful...
 

She does not need to gain any weight. she is perfect to me.
 

L.H.O.O.Q
 

I like how they are all behaving like tools at a pool where there's a bunch of kids! check out the hot-tub.
 

she needs to be cheesed up with more garbage tats
 

ummm, why is the Gator pic disturbing? Other than the Gator himself and the VERY BAD blonde hair extensions, I don't get the disturbing part...
 

I'd add the 8 lbs to some other chick - this one is perfect right now.

Until she turns around and you find out she looks like a horse. Some hotts are best viewed from the rear!
 

I wish the jackasses could have removed their paws so we could get a complete view of that ass.
 

For fuck sake, I'm glad that bag tag on the left is pointing at her dos equis, because frankly - I wouldn't have seen that fine tongue rack. she has back there. By rack I mean a place for me to park my face and tongue...

I'm glad I'm 6'5" and long armed, it will make it easier to reach her ribs and touch her sternum with fingers.

As for the the douche on the left, that's the worst spanking pose I've seen. You can't hit the ass that high, it's got to be lower and you want more separation in your fingers so you get the full imprint of Daddy's hand. For fuck sake, you might hit a nerve that high - ass clown.

Oh wait, he's a douche bag, not a Daddy, so I'm sure he only sees the inside of the mask...

done
 

I don't think these two gentlemen quite reach douche status. They are mere aspirants to the title. They remain quite firmly in the "pathetic dork" category for the moment.

But, who knows what the future holds for these two younglings? DB of the Week, of the Month, Hall of Scrote? Stranger things have happened.

She, she will not lower herself to these two just yet. Somewhere, off camera, the real douche to whom she has promised herself is waiting, oiling himself, flexing his 'ceps and practising his "winner" pout in the reflection of his mirror-lensed aviator sunglasses.
 

Is The Gator a gaybag? Can gaybags even be douchebags?

My brain is not douchey enough to sort out this conundrum.

Plus I am in an airport listening a Musak version of "Mandolin Rain" by Bruce Hornsby without a gun that I can use to put myself out of my misery.
 

more like Gaytor.

I know The Gator isn't really gay, but that pic borders on the homosexual. And by homosexual, I mean grown men making a bicep daisy chain.
 

Duh huh huh huh, that's her BOTTOM, duh huh huh huh
 

DB1, please do not rush the apocalypse upon us.

Please.

One word flashed in my mind when I saw the Gator pic:

Meat.
 

Sorry if I hurt your feelings re: the Gator pic, DB1. I was just a little shaken, that's all. You know I love you.
 

I think in the future the term "douchebag" will become unknown. It will be replaced by "gator", so if someone is wearing sunglasses and no shirt indoors you will tell them to quit being a gator, asshole!
 

I'd like to extend my warm thanks to the bandanna douche for pointing out that woman's behind. I totally would have never noticed it otherwise.
 

I thought all pics on this site were required to include at least one female, and I don't believe She-Man, Master of the Universe on the right in Gator's pic qualifies. That hair is hiding an Adam's apple.

Speaking of Adam, that pic could very well be an detail from the right panel of Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. Or is it Europe?
 

Post the pic!

Never mind that it could potentially cause bleeding from the eyes combined with anal leakage [of lord knows what] and a strong urge to kick it in a hot-tub with a toaster or run full speed head-long into a piece of protruding, rusty re-bar.

This darkness must be faced!

And by darkness I mean douchenami of byzantine scatflood proportions, plugging gabriel's horn with poo.
 

...and by poo I mean SHIT ! ! ! !

More of it than has ever been squeezed forth by all the creatures that have ever roamed the earth.

And that is one fine butt. Verily, a tushie of worship and sculptures.

These guys ain't sculptors. Rather, they be worm phlegm.
 

That pic of the Gator reminds me of that one time... Wait, it only reminds me of the line up of douches that will go towards some sort of transsexual thinly veiled by boobies.

I'm surprised the Gator couldn't buy at least two more girls to separate the man-train in this picture.
 

Fuck rehab!

And fuck these two cheesedicks (that's right), they don't even have the huevos to grab two hand fulls of hott fatt back and shake until something falls off the bitch. Relegated to pointing at and posing with the apple bottom of my eye. Someone please shop these squirrel turds out of the picture so baggins can get his wood on.
 

It's funny that there is a 7 year old kid in the pool playing with his squirt gun. This will be a traumatic event in this kids life to have to see those two bags in action.

As for the Gator. He looks happy for some reason, but tan must have been the perfect shade that day.
 

i have to agree with the sentiment that the pic should be posted...facing baggery in its most heinous forms is necessary to not lose perspective...i mean these guys are such pretenders its barely worth getting irate about...i mean if his hand were on her ass pushing in so her subcutanoues layer were pushing between jis fingers ok...that would piss me off...this nah...this is seeing gabrielle anwar in a movie with michael j fox
you know he couldn't convert on that so why bother
 

garden of earthly delights is in germany. i saw it in person. VERY, very, cool.
 

Run that pic in the "Caption this Picture" category, the Gator deserves it!

Leave these 2 nerds alone thats the closest they gettin to real ass for the rest of their lives
 

Awesome Big Lobo reference DB1!!

I do agree that the Gator should get some douche love in his recent pic... I mean, I think this is the first time i've seen him in a picture smiling. He always has that ass-face wanna be Joey Porsche face going...

BTW: F these 2 nut cups that are masters of the obvious. They should both be shot in the groin with a bean bag shotgun...then shat on by a horse.

Now, back to Log Jammin'!!
 

look at that nerd pointin his greased up finger
 

that is a sweet ass. what dows she have a 20 inch waist? wow. the 'bags are total nerds.
 

Shes PTP right? Isnt that some add for somethign on her ass?
 

@douchenozzle -- excellent Duchamp reference.

I can't believe I missed this one over the weekend -- a sweet ass with my own handle in the vicinity, well, how can you top that?

douche equis
 

I have never EVER seen the baby blue cup in a pic before. that's something
 

This pic keeps angering the more I see it. These two twats could never in their wildest dreams comprehend being in the same SPACE as this girl let alone having her actually let them take a picture with her and her lovely backside. They have the fucking audacity to make those god damned scrote wart faces. RAH. You should praise the gods some bouncer didn't come over and drown you two in the fucking kiddie pool. My knee is twitching under my desk in anticipation of landing a hit to mandanna bois chin and chopping off the tip of his god damned tongue. Baby blue cup, fuck, that's not even a douche face he's making, hes just being a dumbass now. I hope he gets thrown in the pool and his hair gel melts into his eyes giving him permanent blindness since he obviously doesn't know a blessing when she's bending over in front of him. FUCK, GRRRR, ARGGGGG. I have a soft spot for dorks and geeks and the like but this is fucking unacceptable.
 

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I'll take a small butt when it looks like that. I'll even forget she joined a tribe.
 

the kid with the bandana is a studderin fuckin herb...he belongs on this site
 

No GATOR!!! Its not true.. it was photoshoped, come on!! Or some one that was look alike, I still believe in you Gator GOD!