HA!
 

wow he's splotchy...

Army of Douche-ness
 

See that "EXIT" sign? Race you to it.
 

Having your corneas and lips replaced with scar tissue IS the new Botox. You go, Green Dress!
 

Confucius say .."He that has poopy smeared on face need to wipe better"
 

Look closely, What the hell is that brown stuff on his face -excrement?
 

Are these the same girls from the picture below (i.e. Carrottop Douche?)?
 

He just got a quadruple dirty sanchez.
 

This guy is headed to the Hall of Scrote.
 

I call shenanigans. No way these people really exist.
 

Nice Feilding Mellish reference, DB1.
 

Oh, I don't know-the juxtaposition of purple, orange and bleach-white creates a douchal pastiche unsurpassed in the genre. Really, it's inspiring.
 

The eyes on the not-so-hott on the right are really scary looking. She looks like some kind of weird zombie. Yikes.
 

Ye gods! At least we can take comfort that these children of the corn will be walking him into the cornfields at the end of the night.

Seriously, that one on the right needs a priest. The power of douche compels you!
 

Green dress is scaring the crap out of me. It's like her face is melting off to the side. That wouldn't surprise me though seeing as it looks like her and the 'bag probably use the same orange glow products. God, how could you stand to be in the bar with them and that much product? You've got the hair dye, hair styling products, tanner, and ax filling the air. That can't be good for keeping alcohol down. He thinks he's being sly by having a shirt that covers his baggy white belt, but the hott has given him away. He's even sporting a faux white belt in the middle of his shirt, classy.
 

Leopard hott makes me look for someone hotter in the room.

DOUCHE

Black dress makes me think of Yak's hott which makes me light as a feather stiff as a board.

the Orange racoon in the green dress scared my boner away.
 

I think this is one of those Japanese horror movie pictures where everyone who looks at it dies.

Catch you all on the flipside.
 

Fuck. Green's going to give me nightmares.
 

How much do these hu-ahh's charge for there escort service? It's got to be outrageous to afford that much peroxide.
Green zombie's head twist's in a Linda Blair kind of way.
 

is this Spray-on Douche, doing the "wassssuuuuppp" from those Bud commercials. He must be trying to attract that green toad in front of him, but she realized that he was a choad and proceeded to look elsewhere.


GOD I WANT TO RAM A 2x4 into this purple tongued uberbag
 

Next time you do the rub on tan assbag make sure you do your pasty white ears.
 

He's got the kind of hair you just want to skewer vegetables and meat with.

Gosh I want to punch him in so many places.
 

gross.

i need a mental shower now.



uh, don't get excited Mr. Green.
 

This is just flat out gross. I can't even comment further, I think my brain is in a state of extended brainfart. I feel dumber for having looked at this.
 

I think he has Xenu on his face.

Nasty chick on the right is a double bagger.
 

Looks like Green Dress decided to look inside the Ark of the Covenant
 

perhaps this douche was tossing an elephant who at too many peanuts salad.

I always try to give a happy chode the benefit of the doubt.
 

Are you sure you didn't print the negative?
 

anon 12:34-

fucken awesome
 

Green dress bitch has a face made for radio.
Why do I feel the urge to run douche boy down with Walkers Texas Ranger Truck.
 

She chose poorly.
 

What about that Freddy Krueger sweater?

Nightmare on Douche Street.
 

Dude, that pic is 14 months old and Orange Crush is still in the running for the weekly. Amazing.
 

I love sluts.
 

Looks like someone just gave him a swirly in a toilet bowl full of caca.

Hotts' sense of smell has been bludgeoned to death by years of cocaine use.

Oh and girls with rings on their index fingers or thumbs: guaranteed anal first date.
 

It's obvious everyone who has commented missed what's really going on here...

These "women" are obviously aliens who've studied douche culture and have disguised themselves as the one thing that will put a douche under their control. This will allow them to get him alone and eat his brain.

They could have taken the form of The Club, steroids, Bag Light, or Axe Body Spray, but that would have only attrached a group and they would have been too full to finish everyone off and risked discovery by the proper authorities.
 

well, at least they're arranged by height, from left to right.

I had to say that, because my mom taught me if you can't say anything nice about douchebags, don't say anything at all.
 

I've barfed stuff that looks oddly similar to that dude's face. And I mean the colour too. Exactly. Not a good sign for this poor young douche. Oh well.
 

Clearly, a deleted scene from "Resident Evil"
 

I can honestly say I am more horrified by Bleeth from the Underworld on the right than I am of poorly applied self tanner boy.

She makes me afraid, very afraid.
 

this picture makes me sick to my stomach.
 

Fun fact: The princess of Denmark is, in fact, Australian. Google that shit.
 

mc 900 if the aliens thus far are interested inb anal probing crimson tide fans and eating douche brains i don't know who's society that says worse things about...

if i had a million dollars i'd buy a bleeth a green dress but not a real green dress thats cruel

ascott farkas bag is the host of a new reality show, the real head start mothers of lenexa kansas
 

There's a whole lot of stank going on in this pic.

Three dollars worth of cheap well liquor.

The results of six hours of hard work by three flat irons.

Two quarts of hair wax.

Five gallons of self-tanning sludge.

2.5 yards of cheap green rayon.

Two gallons of high-volume hair bleach and color.

Eighteen hours spent on a tanning bed at Electric Beach.

Fifteen bucks of cheapass jewelry from Claire's.

Three hundred dollars of clothing and accessories from PacSun.




And about 72 IQ points, sum total.
 

One Douche One Cup.
 

i do like how theyre arranged by height, however 'bags hair alone is taller than anyone so him and leopard shouldve switched spots.

leopard is pretty.
bag looks like he tried making a selftanner beard and successfully failed.
black is too pretty to be engaged. and green should go stick her lips back in a vat of icing.
 

my eyes! AHHHHH!
 

oh i thought the one on the right was the douchebag...oops. apparently we are talking about the other orange one with hair that might possibly poke your eye out.
 

douchebag of the century
 

The funny part is that I actually know 2 out of the 4 in this picture..

Yes, these people do actually exist
 

The funny part is that I actually know 2 out of the 4 in this picture..

Yes, these people do actually exist
 

I am the one who submited this pic.

And I too know 2 people in this pic.

The 2 hot girls.

Not the scary looking children of the corn girl and CERTAINLY not the splotchy self tan, super spike douche.
 

I am the one who submited this pic.

And I too know 2 people in this pic.

The 2 hot girls.

Not the scary looking children of the corn girl and CERTAINLY not the splotchy self tan, super spike douche.
 

ahahahahaha that guy hahaha no wait wuawuauhauhauha
 

Just a little overboard on the hairgel & tanning lotion douche hmmmm? These girls must feel sorry for this loser!
 

FUCK ANONYMOUS...this is SEAN K and douchebad NP who these guys tryin to rip on they jus wishin they do wat we do. but u gta admit ur a pretty ugly fuck in this pic lmfaoooo and J scares me loool. D were the hell are u lookin, is the leopard that owns that shirt staring u doin. and S i dno wut to tell u was this before or after colby ;) lmaooo.....peace out homies and remember to tan ur ears and wash em after u use that NIGG WAX from walgreens for 99 cents lmfaooooo.
 

DB1 - I'm still laughing at your intro to this horrific example of genetic co-mingling. This guy's tongue is the same color as his stripes. I'm just sayin..

Enough arm meat in this shot to feed a village.

-grimatongueworm
 

I finally figured this one out -- this buy has been bobbing for turds.
 

WHAT is the deal with this man's self tanner. Seriously....that is the worst self tanner application i have ever seen. Are you even supposed to put that on ur face??? I don't think so and if you are someone should paste this pic on the back of the bottle under the warnings
 

haha big ups to all my haters yeah its np
 

wow...just wow....
the girl in the black dress is a Miss USA beauty queen, and i didnt think she would lower her standards this much to hangout with someone so...orange.
the other girls are alright, althought the green dress girl scares me a bit, but i'd still bang her...