OMX (oh my xenu)......fuuuuuuuk.....! in what storage room & what planet does a photo op like this take place?
 

A porn set.
 

what a lamewad.

I'd like to pump that little zebra in the rump.
 

Not much overt douchery? The guy looks like a Colombian drug lord in that get up.
 

Mujibur has made quite a name for himself since the Letterman show, but as for Sirajul...more's the pity.
 

Shit, that is a pimpin' gold chain...and those Blu Blockers...well they'll serve as my inspiration tonight. Oh wait, I'm doing a dinner at my house tonight. How un-douchey of me.
 

"Come, Come my friend glad you can make it. How was the trip from Newark? Want some refreshment? I have the best dates in the city, No, are you sure? Tiffany go get our guest some dates. See her? Imported, 100% american sorority girl got 4 of them, although one of them I feel I was robbed, a bit Mitzi Del Bra no?. Straight to business, you Americans always business. Ok then we have a whole batch of Axe ready for you, and I've added the camel urine as you've asked. Come, let's go to the testing floor."
 

Second from the left, HERE, NOW. Now bend over. That's right. Good girl.
 

Nice, but a less than stellar Hottgaggle. Not that I'd kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers. Or cake. Or a live squirrel.

The guy's crystal douche emanation. Very impressive. I guess our society's hot rails to hell are pink. And greasy. O, the utter goonwipe.
 

Damn! I just noticed the upside-down Mark of the 'Bag, partially concealed by his shades.

He is starting to scare me.
 

Meh name iz Yury Demonstrov. I like partytime with hot chicks. They love cocaine, especially when rub on penis. PAR-TY!

Das Vadanya!

Who's up for some auto-erotic strangling with an extension cord?
 

xenu invented gentrification

oops, wrong post.
 

The Electric Douche-aid acid test?
The Electric Douche-alou?


I need to run my 10gauge cable into a zebra tonight.

Can we get a 3d version of this and swing around to the rump?
 

I'm not ready to give this guy DB status. Sure, he looks like he just stepped out of Scarface, but look what he stepped out of Scarface into. They almost look like they haven't been giving BJs since they were in pigtails, and I would let them convince me. I'd say, "look, Hott, I fucking believe this is the first dong you've ever had in your face and boy-oh-boy will I respect you in the morning. Not only that, but I would never go and write about the miraculous tagteam hummer on some obscure blog that had recently celebrated your hott ass. No m'am. This is our little secret to the grave."

I would, of course, be lying. But unfortunately, this story has been a work of fiction.

Stay tuned, though, I'm working on it.
 

maybe i'm jaded, but it don't feel douche to me. he's not trying hard, but he's also not an effortless douche. let me genuflect.
 

never mind; i think he has on a key design chain, and there's an extension cord in close proximity of the semi-hotts.

mediterranean douche it is.
 

Stripey blonde says "sure, I do anal"
 

sorry DB1, low budge porn set, & Rjani here is the greasy producer. hott to his left is checking his package & will soon be ski-poling him. hott on the far right has one hell of a beak, not that you'd notice when she's turned upsice down. Zebra hott is truly luscious & could be your new favorite PS until you see her throttle a cock the size of a chord of wood.
 

Gotta be a porn set or one of those camera infested houses for "college" girls.

I'd like to kill him to save them.

And by "kill" I mean kill him.

And by save I mean have them live in my house where I'd watch them do filthy things to each other and me. All while the ghost of Hervé Villachez looks on approvingly.
 

you can almost hear the slurping, moaning, bubbling and gasping as these four hotts get down to jiz biz..holy crank.

Behinds the Iron Curtain...Scene 1..and ACTION!
 

@pappa's got a brand new bag: your profile pic is giving me nightmares! It's like something out of a porn version of Silent Hill...
 

I had to come back to this to gaze at Mrs. Zebra Skin again...

rib cage - check
ultra-flat stomach - check
natural boobies - check
thumper-in-the-dumper smile - CHECK

well worth the re-exposure to Pinky McDouche Queen
 

Zebra is the pick of the litter. The other three are posing and smiling just for the money. While Zebra is clearly happy about the money, she also has a sneaky little grin like she knows she's going to be fouled by Pimp Daddy . . . and she's happy about it. bad girl!!