The truck stop leather bracelet tells me these hotts are in for an evening of class all the way.
 

THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK DOUCHEY!!
 

This guy is such a wastoid, and his $3 t-shirts are pissing me off.
 

those chicks are hot.
 

massive fail on the peaches point.
 

Oh no. Beckham's got palsy. His hand is all cramped. His neck's all bent. Ohhh nooo.

-Uncle Phinn

PS Anonymous 11:09

Perhaps this is not him at his douchiest, but there is enough evidence of his douchiosity on this page to convict. There's no statute of limitations on Douche. (cue CSI: Miami music)
 

The Players With Yourselves Club, this guy was a charter member. He won a lifetime supply of kleenex.

Wait, am I dead?
 

Pippy has that sidewalk head nod that tells us the music being played is "What Is Love," that Haddaway douche club song immortalized in that dumb David Spade movie the title of which I cannot recall.
 

Correction to above: not "sidewalk" head nod, "sideways" head nod. That's bad when I don't edit my own posts.
 

And Pippy busts through into a new level of doucheosity with the flea-market wristband. You're holding back on us, aren't you Pip? I know you've got even more doucheragous shit up the sleeve of your dingy white v-neck wife beater. Let me guess: maybe an oversized trucker hat worn at a 10-degree tilt? C'mon Pipster, don't keep us in suspense. Let it all douche out.

Oh, and take your filthy claws off my girlfriend's leg.
 

He's got a severe case of Repetitive Douche Syndrome, or RDS for short. It's science.
 

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DB1...

i completely understand your unreclaimed love for Pippy's blond girl. she's a cutie-pie for sure. however, she's with him in every. single. picture. that can't be a good sign.

perhaps i could offer you some solace by giving you the lyrics to an amazing song by The Pharcyde. go ahead and sing it. sing it loud, sing it proud.

-----

And I must voice my opinion of not even pretending she didnt have me
Strung like a chicken, chase my tail like a doggie
She was kind of like a star, thinking I was like a fan
Dude, she looked good, down side: she had a man
He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
She told me soon your little birdies gonna fly the coop
She was a flake like corn, and I was born not to understand
By lettin her pass I had proved to be a better man

She keeps on passin me by...
 

He's trying out as an extra on "Prison Break." He made the bracelet as a Cub Scout and thinks things made in the 1995 are so retro.
 

Pip's brah-face and George Michael Pink Panty stubble beard plus waxed chest,and subtle douche accessories make him a closeted gay bag. Sadly his self delusion has taken in blue ski-bunny hott.
 

@ pfah

Pippy is one of those Things That Make You Go SHIT!
 

Yup, he's just as douchey and she's just as hot as the last two pictures.
 

@clementine of cappadoucha....well-put fellow 'baghunter. like Mr. Mos Def says, it's simple mathematics.

i'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sounds hip.
 

I was tired of Pippy shortly after his first appearance, but I can't get enough of the blonde. Big fan. And by big fan, I mean she and her friend are touching each other's legs.
 

Just speculation at this point but, the Russian Bride Network sent this one over with some seriously effed-up teeth. I'd still move to the Ukraine to Chernobyl her MiGs.
 

This is one hell of a middle school.

Is that Chris Hansen in the background???
 

These guys all look so gay.

For example, today I was leaving the parking lot of the plaza of the greasy spoon I favour, having just bought my club sandwich, and I noticed this 18-year-old guy with his 17-year-old slender angel of a girlfriend walking into the plaza. He was a few steps ahead of her and he tossed his head back at her, grinned, and kept sticking his hand back at her, to get her to hold his hand. You know, exactly what women do in those television ads where she's prancing across the sand and leading her boyfriend along by pulling his hand forward? I just thought: you are soooo gay, buddy. I almost stopped and yelled it at him but I don't need any shit from the cops. Sooooo gay. The least he could have done, for those of us who aren't scoring hot, 17-year-old angels, is to butch it up a bit in public and pretend to be straight. If you want to be gay, go get a boyfriend; I have no problems with that. Just don't screw up the head of some beautiful young girl with your repressed sexual confusion and denial.

End of rant. Time to start weekend.
 

DB1, why is it that you write so much worse on your other blog???

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/douchebag-syndrome-causes-symptoms-and-treament/

I wish lovely Ski Bunny would give a little slap to kissy kissy.
 

Who the hell are these anons claiming no-love for douchey here? Have you not been paying attention? Look at the last two submissions with this fart sniffer in them. He stands for all that is douche, and I can smell his axe through my computer monitor. Like a raging case of herpes, he keeps showing up when you least want to deal with his presence.

And might I state for the record, I'm almost glad that DB1 is running out of photos. Any more weeks like this and I'm going to pry my eyes out of their sockets with some rusty sporks.
 

HOS this guy. Something about his consistent complete douche face bothers me more than anyone else ive seen on this site. Just a simple facial expression shows how desperate he is to look cool and how unbelievably hard hes trying to convince us all.......TOTAL DOUCHE!
 

lee harvey...you are a madman...when you stole that cow...and your friends tried to make it with the cow...i'm gonna party with you, cowboy..
 

Pippy is a douche on the make. He is already quite douchy, but doesn't deserve a Hall of Scrote position yet, in my opinion. But give him time and he will show off a bandana and shines at night - that day Pippy will be the Scrote.

Also, I give them a week if they're still together. She ain't stupid. You aren't, right Blonde Angel?
 

Blondie could be a model, but T-Shirt boy will forever be a bag.
 

There's more tattoos in that pic than a Fantasy Island marathon
 

Pippy slippy on he Brad Pitt mask ala MI2 = auto score with the our lady in blue ... fear not my brothers, cold dry justice will be servered when he discovers that she's been clinically diagnosed with a "clamping vagina", and all the WD40 in the world won't jimmy that lock.
 

Wasn't brunette there in Season 2 Episode 2:Demon WIthin?

http://www.whorelore.com/home.php

Not that I own the boxed set of Season 1 or anything.
 

I'm going to throw down a HOS vote for Pippy, too. He may not be the most outrageous 'bag on the site in an over-the-top kind of way, but the intense, jaw-clenching, eye-gouging, bile-tasting torrent of wrongess that emanates from his proximity to Ski Bunny Hott just captures the pure essence of everything douche. Charles Manson probably never would have gotten any run if he hadn't killed a celebrity; similarly, Pippy's douchitude is magnified a millionfold by the poor, delicious angel of soft blond silkiness that he's inflicting it on.
 

One night at the club and no less than three HCwDB worthy photos..this guy's a fugging douche machine.

Who the hell felt the need to keep photographing this scrote?
 

Man, you guys need to lay off of Billy Zane, "put a cork in it Zane" is one of the best lines ever. Anyway, she is very clearly a stunning girl, I would bet dollars to doughnuts she's a model of some sort. As for him, meh I could take him or leave him, although his He-Man bracelet does make me fear the Power of Grayskull.

I'd like to take a moment to talk to those folks who mention HoS for this dude, are you serious? I'm going to consider that a joke suggestion. Number one, yes there have been three pictures, but they're all from the same set/night (same clothes on both of them). The best are those that repeat but bring something new to the table every time, or those with a move that makes you think "oh shit, not again" (Peaches I'm looking in your direction). This guy isn't even fit to carry an HoS' member's jock. So let us mock him and enjoy these two lovely ladies, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Also, to add to the Pharcyde kick here, I try to get away from the douches, but I "can't keep running awayyyyyyy". Although sometime I hope to make one DROP.
 

agreed. this douche is NOT, i repeat NOT, HoS material.
 

"Douche Tourette's Syndrome" WoooOOoooOoOoOO HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

..haaa
..... HAAA!

that's good stuff..

Seriously though, ski bunny is hot isn't she? And seems sewed to this boy's hip... and progressively more confused in every pic... all dressed up while he wears a v-neck wife beater?

Darlin, get your hips over here. Here 's here's my blazer to warm your shoulders.. I know it smells like expensive tobacco and an impending ravishing... here sit on my lap while daddy losens his tie....
 

Justin Timberbag must have a forehead fetish...
 

One Pippy, alright. Two Pippy, somewhat unsightly. But three Pippy sightings all in one week! This is quite enough to make my blood boil.

It is indeed an unsettling thought that Pippy is somewhere right this second sporting that vapid, ridiculous, downs-syndrome-esque head tilt. But when you then stir in that insolent jeer, the portrait begins to induce thoughts of homicidal vehemence. What satisfaction it would be to place one foot atop Pippy's neck while using the other to kick his teeth down his throat?

The hand gesture, if done properly, is vintage douche and would in many cases ensure a place at the front of the line for ball bags of all stripes. But alas, I cannot tell if poor Pip is playing rock paper scissors with an unseen opponent or if he is using sign-douche to communicate with an out of frame 'bag. If I were forced to interpret the ‘bag sign to English, I believe he is saying 'cover me with gasoline and set me on fire.'

Which brings us to the Vee neck. Even sans dog-tags, sans NAMBLA wristband, from the other photos, the Vee should be more than enough mo-douche-jo to springboard 'tha Pipsta' to the top of the trash heap this week. Yes, Pippy deserves a shot at the weekly.

While bunny hott is a living, breathing work of art, we can only hope she is going through her 'bag phase. Her obvious disregard for her own personal safety in the presence of such a toxic waste douchebag makes me want to bulldoze a preschool. By being captured on film with this sleaze multiple times can only be described as a caricature of a travesty. She unknowingly mocks and undermines all that is true and right in this world by being accomplice to Pippy on his journey to douchedom. While the fantasy of doing unspeakables to blonde bunny inside a broom closet is most powerful, the thought is pushed aside by the burning question. Is blonde bunny angel face doomed to Bleethdom? She is not scagged out yet but only time will tell. After all, history has oftentimes shown us that Bleethdom is just a douchebag away.

In summary, Pip n Bunny, while obviously not HoS perfection certainly qualifies as textbook douche: the early years. I would like to be the first to congratulate Pippy on his doucheness. And when I say congratulate, I mean drive a railroad spike into his chest with a 10 lbs sledge hammer.
 

Wheres Pippy??
 

Pippy 3 is gone, but his other two shots remain. I can only guess that the brunette hott in the third picture mailed in and asked for the photo to be taken down. Pippy is still trying to figure out that whole literacy thing.

Ok, OK, maybe the HoS nod was a bit premature on my part. Let's just say I can see Pippy getting there one day. He is, however, a shoo-in for the weekly.