Hey look! Drew Berrymore's hot-ass little sister is dancing with crew-cut-douche!

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

I just finished a shoot for Calvin Klein under wear...peace.
 

Douche by association. Perhaps only Cary Grant was immune.
 

@anon-Definitely resembles a less hagged out Drew Barrymore, and by hagged I mean Drew's been pounded so much her vag looks like someone hit it with the jaws of life.
 

Swooping V-Neck white t-shirt?
Dog Tag?
Cellphone?
Stubble Face?
Hand Gesture?

Divey Bar....

In Hell's Kitchen 'hatten

Where's my gun?
 

Low-cut V-neck wife beater with dog tag. Lame as all hell.
 

V-necks on dudes should be a capital offense. Electric chair for this guy.
 

3....2....1....until this douche has a chrome dome.
 

Heather Graham's hot and slutty cousin wants me. If we can just run off McDouche. Love that he picked the V-neck stained wife beater as we could not have seen his totally awesome dog-tags in the crew-neck.
 

Hey DB1, you really should track down SSBP. You could advertise this site, your book, etc., on her billboard-sized forehead.
 

Pippy Schlongsucking.
 

@mst3kster:
I would park my car, tune the sound box into 87.9 and watch Beaches, Steel Magnolia and Mystic Pizza on that drive-in forehead.
Then I would set up camp on that forehead and forage for small animals and berries, and occasionally vacation to her vagina for a spa treatment.
 

Both Peyton Manning and Bonk are jealous of the size of this chicks fivehead.

Still, I would comb the Sahara with a pick looking for Yogurt just for the opportunity to have her space my balls.

This pud is going to have a shiny helmet and, hopefully, a broken nose before long.
 

A careless douchebag named Pippy
Was shocked when his pecker was drippy
"That thing must have tore
When I ruffied that whore
Down in Tupelo, Mississippi"
 

What do you think this douche smelling on his upper lip? Perhaps the stench of his pose and hand gesture?
 

that's not a forehead, that's a fivehead!

***rimshot***

not a big fan of the blondes, but she is very nice.

is pippy in the military? i'm always reluctant in calling possible military dudes douchebags. but then i think someone told me once that guys in the military would never wear their dogtags out in the club. but if I was in the military, I would wear mine just to help get some trim.

i'm gonna say pippy here is a soldier stationed in germany, and he's out at club. he had more clothes on but got sweaty dancing to german techno with Eva and stripped down to his vneck. the face and gesture are ridiculous, but i gotta call notadouche on this one, because i support the troops. even if they slightly smell of poo.
 

Pippy has a concave temple..

Either someone went medieval on him with a croquet ball, or as bcs stated, he's military so maybe he pulled a Bob Woodruff and stepped on a claymore.
 

I feel compelled to parody lyrics to "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" for this 'bag, but I don't want to be THAT annoying.
 

WOW! This guy is tryin soooooooooooooooooo hard to look cool here its rediculous
 

HOLY FUCK. I just vomitted eighteen times. I usually don't post, but this guys face just pisses me off on an unhealthy level.
 

xenu mad...xenu see anticruise nicole kidman style hot with scrote who can barely manage 3/4 erection but wilts th 1/2 in girl hads...anticruise would have more fun with laffy taffy but mostly the same
 

Wentworth Miller called. He wants his machismo back.
 

The wrongness...oh god, the wrongness. I can feel its inky black tentacles reaching for my soul as I view this picture. Please, beautiful snow-vixen, come to your senses before it is too late.

I think Pippy is going to be a strong contender for HCwDB of the week...or more.
 

This scrote is with the hottest chick in the bar and he totally gives his attention to.....the fucking camera. What a fucking narcissist.

PFC Douchebag reporting for douchey.
 

Hottie has some Keira Knightly action going on...prrrrrrrrrr.
 

i may never march with the infantry, ride in the calvery, shoot the artillery i may never fly over the enemy but im in the douche army yes sir
 

Most deffinitly not in the military. Real military dog tags have two nameplates with one attached to the main necklace with a much smaller cord. That dogtag isn't even attached directly to the main cord.
 

It looks like the douche has a goiter. He should get his thyroid checked. GoiterDouche.
 

That dogtag probably has the 1-800 number to his psychiatrist stamped into it.

He was wearing an Ed Hardy (orwhatever you call those $200 T-shirts) to get into the club, then tore it off like Brandy Chastain when they actually let him in.

Gee LeDouche
 

Isn't that Lauren Hayes???