Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Poo Fighters
What's with the black fingernails on the Nordic vampiric Dave Grohl on the right? Surfers should never go goth. Get thee to a hackey-sack field, stat, boyo.
As to Two Tone Jenny, as horrifying as the black fingernail douche innovation is, the two-tone hair thing has that perfect balance between slutty and sexy to power a thousand Priuses.
I was almost inclined to give her screaming snapping alien mouth boyfriend a "temporary douchesanity" pass, but then I noticed the wristband, finger bling and, yup, black fingernail. No Pass For You.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:58 AM 
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Is that Sean Astin in the background? He looks beaten down, knowing that life is not worth living when two scroates with nail polish are pulling more tail than a bona fide actor. Rudy!
If I were Sean, I would take a weed-wacker to the blonde, giving him a real reason to bite his lip. I'd then stuff the bloody, bleached hair-filled scalp into the BF's open mouth.
After dispatching of those tools, I would bend over the hott and load her like pappy's shotgun.
If I were Sean, I would take a weed-wacker to the blonde, giving him a real reason to bite his lip. I'd then stuff the bloody, bleached hair-filled scalp into the BF's open mouth.
After dispatching of those tools, I would bend over the hott and load her like pappy's shotgun.
# posted by 
: 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
I don't know; considering the drool down the front of his t-shirt, alien mouth may just have a birth defect, thus warranting a douche pass. Or, just as his mother told him his face did get stuck like that.
# posted by : 8:56 AM
: 8:56 AM
Is this what life has come to for Henrique Igdouchious?
And why is he hanging out with Craig Kilbourne's goth-douche brother?
And why is he hanging out with Craig Kilbourne's goth-douche brother?
# posted by : 9:03 AM
: 9:03 AM 
Since when has imitating Syndrome been a doucheous offense?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1042126848/ch0003832
Oh wait, does this make me immature for watching cartoons?
Never mind, I just answered my own question?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1042126848/ch0003832
Oh wait, does this make me immature for watching cartoons?
Never mind, I just answered my own question?
# posted by : 9:06 AM
: 9:06 AM
I think the douche in the black shirt is pushing out a fart at least that’s the face I always make before I drop a stink bomb. I believe this is a new wave group called "The Ailment
These two scrotes appear to be floating air biscuits; one high-pitched and the other a violent rip. Hott's there because she has a fart fetish.
That Slutty Hot Tart is WAY too proud to be photographed in that place at that time.
I would be ashamed to associate with period stains such as this.
To the point I'd hang myself.
I would be ashamed to associate with period stains such as this.
To the point I'd hang myself.
Hey, but Double Douche points to Cum Stain on the right for the double red cup and the "Retarded Shocker." Touche, douche.
i really hope ass hat douche is making that face beacuse jenny hott kneed him in his microscopic nut sack the instant this was taken...
$10 says redcup's band sucks dead monkey ass...
$10 says redcup's band sucks dead monkey ass...
This looks photoshopped--look at the sleeve where Peter Brady-bag's left hand would be.
Do we really need to add the elway douche to make this disgusting? Does the impurity of this scene need to be further douched up? I am apalled.
Hott will be Stage 3 Bleeth by 23rd birthday.
Notice that disturbed white shirted peen is contemplating putting a shovel to douchies head. To be continued...
Do we really need to add the elway douche to make this disgusting? Does the impurity of this scene need to be further douched up? I am apalled.
Hott will be Stage 3 Bleeth by 23rd birthday.
Notice that disturbed white shirted peen is contemplating putting a shovel to douchies head. To be continued...
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
Has anyone else noticed the recent proliferation of black ties on bags? As painful as it might be, look closely at the one on the right. The tie is there but barely visible. I think the black tie might be overtaking the white belt.
I also thought righty's nails were painted black but upon closer investigation, it's dark brown. That would explain explain Peter Brady's o face of pain and pleasure.
I also thought righty's nails were painted black but upon closer investigation, it's dark brown. That would explain explain Peter Brady's o face of pain and pleasure.
# posted by : 9:46 AM
: 9:46 AM
I don't know why, but I got nothing for this one. need a couple beers to rejuvinate my self
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 9:49 AM
: 9:49 AM
Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those douches are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA FLASH THE SHOCKER AND STEAL OUR HOTTS AND USE THEIR WEIRD MANDIBLES TO GNAW AWAY AT US...
Hicks: Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those douches are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA FLASH THE SHOCKER AND STEAL OUR HOTTS AND USE THEIR WEIRD MANDIBLES TO GNAW AWAY AT US...
if they ever get mathew lillard to make slc emokid this could be a story board...seriously what is being shoved up the ass of the backtilt cap bag that makes him scream like that its got to be cold jagged large and soaked in peroxide
# posted by : 12:13 PM
: 12:13 PM
She looks a bit like Lindsay Lohan. Cute, flirtacious lower lip bite. Would that it were mine.
The guys are fairly standard run-of-the-'bag gents. I'm not feelin' it. Sleep may be just the thing for me. Perchance to dream of Lohan-hott nibbling certain spots. On me. Yeah. That would be nice. Fresh sheets - prepare to be broken in!
The guys are fairly standard run-of-the-'bag gents. I'm not feelin' it. Sleep may be just the thing for me. Perchance to dream of Lohan-hott nibbling certain spots. On me. Yeah. That would be nice. Fresh sheets - prepare to be broken in!
# posted by : 6:19 PM
: 6:19 PM
Douchey blond painted-fingernail scrote will henceforth be known as Queefer Sutherland-Scrote.
# posted by : 4:55 PM
: 4:55 PM
Heat Miser's gone Red Cup Goth.
Rage Against the Douche (with built in wristband action).
Hott - VERY familiar with the term 'money shot'
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Rage Against the Douche (with built in wristband action).
Hott - VERY familiar with the term 'money shot'
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