ugh. this is the guy who incites rage. with his stupid kissy face, bling, shirt open to show off the manscaping...and the shocker...add to that his carefully shorn face pubes, this douche is a coctail of toxic baggery. hope he pisses off some huge drunk jock at this party and gets his ass whooped.

and brunette hott on the right is so smokin hot she's going supernova!
 

Is that a dude on the top right or some abiguous guy? They kind of look related, with the narrow eyes and stupid look on their faces. All I can say to the blonde on the left is RUN RUN to me.
 

Is that a dude on the top right or some abiguous guy? They kind of look related, with the narrow eyes and stupid look on their faces. All I can say to the blonde on the left is RUN RUN to me.
 

Everybody looks so dirty.
 

I am skeez. Watch me douche!
 

That is my ex-girlfriend in the upper right....
 

Say what you will about this Douche, but dammit if he probably isn't gonna bang at least two of those hots that night.
 

someone please advise that poor hott to vigorously wash her lips after kissing that quite unsanitary choadebag with the lowcut blouse
 

He's so fucked up his head is even throwing up ass nugget hand signs.
 

little blonde minx on the left is amazing. i would dump my wife in the cuyahoga river and set it on fire if it meant i could spend just one night picking sweatpants dingleberries out of her crotch after a hour long pilates class.
 

blonde babe on the right..........pure hot
 

left I mean
 

Serpico?
 

That's either time lapse photography (smile at the camera, turn, kiss Skeevis), or brunettes #1 and #2 are twins.

And what the hell does Willie Ames (upper right) have clutched under his naked armpit? The lower portion of a McChoad Clan 'bagpipe sac?
 

He's The Prince of Pud. And he's coming... for you.

EEEeeeeek! Noooooooo!
 

Looks like Steve Lowcut Blousebag and Moptop Douche had a Rock, Paper, Scissors match.

But it was suddenly interrupted by three innocent hotts fluttering to the shutter of a point and shoot digital camera. As you can clearly see Moptop Douche threw paper and Lowcut Blousebag threw scissors. Lowcut won
 

This is for the 1st comment..... "looks at the hott on the right and left"


I just had a supernova in my pants
 

what's with the return to douche lagoon in the upper right? is he carrying a fishing pole he fasioned with some bamboo, half a coconut and brooke shirld's pubic hair?
 

I fucked these two douches in prison. Lots.
 

I only see Mandy, the delicious little spin vixen on the left. I've got tunnel vision on this and by tunnel I mean her...

I just hope she has strong thighs, because I need her to..."you kissed me and stopped me from shaking"

back to work slaves...
 

"Ted Theodore Scrotgan" comment 9:50am


I'm on the floor laughing

Return to Douche Lagoon XD!
 

whoever called that dude in the upper right "Moptop Douche" and "The Return to Douche Lagoon"

classic! XD
 

I like how Merry (or is it Pippin) has come along for the ride, and like the non-technological Middle Earth creature he is, is entranced by our technological marvels like "cameras", so much so that he ignores the hott.

Or maybe he's just a stone(d?) douche.
 

That would be Pippin, but I still think Willie Ames (Eight DB's are enough/Choad's in Charge) is the better resemblance.

And he looks more like Peter Frampton than Brooke Shields' desert island cherry picker.
 

There's a little black spot on the floor today.
(That's my douche up there.)
It's the same place I spilled my Axe body spray.
(That's my douche up there.)
There's a mandana caught in a high tree top.
(That's my douche up there.)
There are bugs on my junk, and the pain won't stop.
(That's my douche up there.)

I have stood here before, looking like a dud.
With the world turning circles while I drink warm Bud.
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll call me "stud."
But it's my destiny to be the prince of pud.

Prince of pud!
I'll always be...
Prince of pud!
I'll always be...
 

I do not recall this episode of "The Greatest American Hero". This must have been the one where Bill was kidnapped and Ralph had to save him. Oh, wait, that was every episode.

Don't judge me. G.A.H. was pre-cable. We would have watched Rob Reiner eat a bowl full of children if that's what was on Wednesday nights. (You can order that on PPV now, BTW)

Why was everything in the '70s hairier and more biege?
 

I think we may have located the brother of Trail Bate from last Month. They look slightly different, but they have the same fro, porn 'stache and doucheface. The side profile of the hott kissing this slimball is impressive. Turn your head, wipe the grease off of your lips and look at the camera, dammit!
 

This is what happens when you feed the homeless. Those bastards just keep coming back like strays.

Is it just me, or has HCWDB taken a creepy turn lately?
 

Mr. White:

You had me at "There are bugs on my junk, and the pain won't stop".

Sting is spinning like a lathe in his wife's slobbering tantric vagina.
 

"I feast on bleeth poon!"

If this isn't an "I am a Golden God" moment, I don't know what is.

And by Golden God, I mean Don Dokken, circa 1982.
 

This must have been the Salvation Army Mixer.
 

Why does this douchebag have a hand growing out of the gel on his head? And who the hell let Bob Ross' illegitimate love child out of his box? Someone smack him in the nose with a newspaper and tell him it's bad to climb onto peoples' backs.

The 'bag looks like Adam Goldberg, only slightly less awkward, and substantially more slimey.

Blonde Hautt on left is gazing at me seductively, giving me assurances that my advances will be welcomed. Then I shall court her, finally consummating our torrid love affair ... which she will end approximately 90 seconds later, being exactly twice the amount of time I was able to hold out in the sack.

Someone needs to tell Brunette Hautt that lighting your own flatulence in public is soooo 1982.
 

The match was simply used to burn off the smell. She got more than she bargained for.
 

you sure that's not brandon davis after a shampoo?
 

He kinda looks like and autistic Ray Liotta to me .. why hasn't anyone stomped on his head as he gets out of his cheap 3 series beamer with the 5 series badges on it ... I dont understand ... they keep living
 

Well looks to me like this guy is in the lead for
HCwDB of the Week. If not him then "Old Bag River".
 

Well looks to me like this guy is in the lead for
HCwDB of the Week. If not him then "Old Bag River".
 

@ DarkSock:

The 70's was like this picture: "Can't talk, coming down."

@ Mr. White:

Pure Genius!!!
 

is the guy on the right napoleon douchemite?
 

it's "leaf" garret he is so dreamy







*swoon*
 

Some of the best/funniest comments ever on this site on this one...
 

...sorry, come again? I keep getting distracted by the blonde in the zombie picture...
 

matt leinart is the man!!! i love the alpha brunette they are the all time woman...every woman bows to a straight hairded brunette 5 8 and reasonably pretty...i love the power together her and me could be a ppower couple like charlie manson and barbara bush....and its nice to see brian karackow from my so called life(tits) make a cameo douche on
 

Douche on the right has that Greg Brady hair do going.

Shaved chest
Chin Pubes
Red cup
The srotes a douche bomb
Douche bomb
 

he mave have the Greg Brady hair going, but he's got the Peter "when it's time to change" Brady deer in headlights look to his moniker. Either that or he just shot his wad in his cords.
 

Holy shit those are some funny comments. Mr. White that was masterful. Also, loved the return to douche lagoon, choad in charge, and Brandon Davis after a shampoo comments. I can't stop laughing. I think everything has been said about the two douches.

Want to add that I definitely agree that Prince of Pud is a frontrunner for the weekly. I just want to know what college there at. That is some top notch talent at that University. I definitely would have graduated Magna Cum Loudly there. The blonde is throwing one of the best cum fuck me looks I have seen in a while. I also think Angelina Jolie hott kissing Pud Prince is not getting enough love. She is banging. Even Solo Cup Sally is worth a toss or two, or twelve. Melikey so much me have to go now.
 

11:46 AM Anoymous - Shananananana!
 

mr. white:

fuckin brilliant!

i gotta echo darksock;
the bugs in my junk line cracked me up!

good work, sir!
 

The alpha douche can't be more than 5'6. He's dwarfed by 4/5ths of the others.
 

I can only imagine the blondie on the left on her knees to complete the finale act of our passionate encounter as I vigorously summon up a white warm gusher to adorn her supple bare chest
 

He is clearly going for the Jim Morrison look. I think a better title for the pic would be Mr Mojo Declining
 

Is that Big Red in the background?
 

I am a Golden Douche!!!!
 

Jeff Hostetler 'bag is about to get the Vulcan neck pinch by Willie Ames bag in a patent leather apron. As creepy as that sounds, the hotts are all in the mutilation of this 70s bag because they, too, hate butterfly killers. As does the gigantic ghost nipple also attacking from the lower right.
 

Bizarro Sean Penn needs to be fed face first into a wood chipper.

Can't tell if the carbon-based life form in the upper right is a really pretty boy or a really homely girl.
 

give lagoon penn's face pubes and you have yourself pron directer Willy Lobostrinsky
 

i see at least two fist-chinned suburbanites
 

Holy shit!!!! Bag hand gesture number 473.2 revision C (Beta):

Not the shocker...the Spocker!!!!
 

thespocker.com
 

Dazzling douche! Bravo! He is potted meat walkin'. He should be smitten with a blunt object. I think a cement mixer would do nicely.

My response to Blonde Hott's come hither look would most definitely be to go thither. Perhaps I shall dream of being a cockroach in her underwear drawer.
 

"Jeff Hostetler" bag.

I was thinking Stached-up Christopha Moltisano-bag, but the JH reference (however painfully obscure) may be just about perfect.
 

This some trans-dimesional Brady Bunch Incest Gay Fuck Fest.

Greg - After years of staring in B grade gay porn is rescued from rehab by Curly headed Peter, who drags his self loathing brother to reunite with their sisters.

Marsha is slipping Douche-Greg the tongue, just like they did when they were kids. Cindy..who doesn't go onstage until 2 drops by to try and fool her parole officer, and Jan..always the geeky outcast, still shunned by her siblings, is anorexic and drinking heavily.

Sadly..young Bobby was beaten to death, sliced into steaks, and sold over the counter by Sam the butcher.
 

Jeff Hostetler, Hahaha