Looks like the Razor has hit the wall. She is safe from any doucheal emissions on his part for the short term at least. Run away girl, run away!
 

still ,non hott with total douchetard
Turdacious
 

Does he own another shirt?
 

After a year of constant wear Joe finally had a reason to take his only shirt off and wash it again. The pungent smell of turgid ass emanating from it was off putting to the asian ladyboy hooker that moved in to the double wide next door.
 

Such a bag. Once again, I hate the chick almost as much for having such horrible taste.
 

jesus h. christ on a cracker,...

is she wearing chick-style dog tags? with fancy jesus bling?

she's gone fellas....


real gone

and what the fu*k is up with the multiple straws in the drinks?

is that the new cup stack? a running tally on how many drinks one has had?

i say a carafe to the skull is in order for this designer bag.

his easter special RG shirt and cleverly stitched jeans piss me off.

i envision him releasing a technicolor yawn all over his technicolor shirt, her silky (if somewhat bruised) thighs, and that messy-ass table they are plopped down at.

followed by security "gently" escorting this ass out the door...
 

I don't know, this pic makes her look like Cookie the Clown (Bozo Show...? Anyone? Yeeeeah). But shes got some Asian goin' on, maybe? I don't know, I'd still rent her.

But this pic makes me want to be crouched behind that couch and, as the camera clicks, I wrap a wire around his fucking throat and end this madness. She's not the hottest filly in the stable but there's no sense in her letting Razor ride her ass like the naughty pony she is.

Fuckin' whore. Fuckin' douche. I need to go spray down some nuns with the blood of fresh puppies to relieve this rage.
 

Holy douchebag, Batman!

I thought this bleeth looked good until I saw her bruised thighs, Jesus Bling, and "I'm-A-Whore" femme-dogtags. Now I just want to slap the shit out of her.

What a douche match made in heaven.
 

He keeps getting douchier and the chic just stays the same.
 

I noted the thigh bruising on the previous picture of this choad.

These choads always treat their ladies to the finest in ambiance...where the hell are they, in some sort of electrical repair shop?

The carafe to the head is a great idea.
 

yup, she's a goner. bleethed-out. obviously, someone wants to be like Tila Tequila. so, no thank you. Razor and Tila2 can enjoy their vapid existence together.

the entertaining part of this, is that they must think they are 'the shit'. speaking of shit, i'd gladly clean my posterior with his overpriced, overdesigned RG shirt after Thanksgiving dinner.
 

The MTV video reject cunt is sitting with the drunken douchebag on the rear bench seat of a 1984 Plymouth Voyager which has been tastefully been recycled as garage furniture. That carafe of wine standing on the toolbox-cum-coffee table had to have cost the better part of $10, easily. It's just as well he passed out, because her vagina is being considered by the EPA as a Superfund cleanup site-- another "Love Canal," as it were.
 

The next photo Razor should be the one where his choad friend comes up from behind and the couch and "Bert & Ernies" him...
 

The completely exposed bra is a total mark of the Bleeth.
 

I think she's preggers. Either that or she has a paunch.
 

Holy pregnant asian chick....

um, the night hasn't even started...how about he pop's a vivagran so he can keep up, x2, with the party...what a slothbag.

she is sorta hot if you like pregnant hookers, asian...I almost forgot asian.

DJ
 

She's not hot, he's still a super-douche.
 

She's busted. Grabbing at her sore cankles.

He's three minutes away from ruining a perfectly good white sofa.

Popozaoed, indeed.



Oh... and Fish Slap, fuck him.
 

Thank GOD nobody's talking about that fuckin' shirt again. Razor's Edge was perhaps the worst comment string I've ever read on this site and by worst I mean razor piss inducing.

Thse two belong together, their both rotting from the inside out. Give it 10 years and it will be readily apparent. She'll be on her third abortion and will be lucky to get pregnant again given the amount of damage the last bout of the Clap caused.

He'll be back living at Mom's, "Getting back on his feet again" after rehab.

Damn, that's vivid. I gotta quit writing about myself so much.
 

What about the custom stitching on his washed out jeans? He obviously isn't drinking anymore Red Bull at this stage of the night. This bleeth needs to shave her upper lip.
 

Yeah...not normally this discriminating but...not even with Fish Slap's D*@k. Not to mention that crystal cross has to be burning into her flesh at this point, given it's proximity to the Gates of DoucheHell, and by that I mean him, and by that I mean her sna#&h.
 

Not to mention Douchetardious there is not even worth the Joules to swing a golf club at. Well...maybe....
 

we sound like a bunch of angry, old men.

that said, we're right and this couple is what this site is about.

they keep setting them up and we keep knocking them down.

god, i love douche bowling.
 

her bleething is coming along nicely
 

Does anyone else think this guy doesn't have quite enough ballroom? It's so nice to know his boys get enough air. And by air I mean he needs a sledgehammer to the nards.
 

Razors kickin' back after a hard day on the ice cream line. DB1 is right she's kinda hott.
 

I have this putter, i have a little trick where i can hit a golf ball about 125yrds, i'd like to do that with his head. god knows i certainly can't putt with it.
she is so not hott
Turdacious
 

That's on Paris Hilton, that's Cleveland Motel 6
 

on = not
 

she's a dude, during the day he works an assembly line at a chip manufactuer, his name is Na Wa Hung
turdacious
 

I would ride her like a new mule then I'd make her eat crotch brush like a new mule. Then she would shit like a new mule. Then I would dress up (or down) like the late great GG Allin and throw Mule shit at her.

'Cause that's how this Hott gets off.
 

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They all look the same from behind especially when you're forcing their head in to a recently used toilet, bags that is.

She's sexy from the ankles down.
 

this second picture of retardzan proves there is no god.
 

the bleething bitch gargles "I shave my pussy because it gets all stanky". DoucheRazor blurts: "MY puckering face is made of welded steel."
 

Razor shows the effects of a $350 bottle of Skyy. Way to spend your weekly income.
 

C'mon DB1. I know you have a lot of space to fill but geeze, enough of the bar sluts and whores. Makeup by the pound, chest-mounted silicone valleys and fake finger claws are NOT hott in my book.

Looks like these two deserve each other and are class peers.

JD
 

Razor's got cross hairs on his chin so that's where your boot heel should land on this pole smoker. Fuck this choad and slap him when your done.
 

I was just wondering if his turbo douche face has a different expression?
 

she is a lovely shishkabob of pleasure and he should be skewered with a serrated lance. next time a brigade of clowns ejaculates circus spuzz all over your $200 shirt, douchebox, take the time to dry clean it before you taint up another titilating, ambiguously asian hott...
 

i hate the fact that from this point on when people mention 'RG shirts' I will know what they are talking about
 

I like their mustaches!!!!
 

These two pics are like the evolution of man in reverse. She looked tart and tasty in the last pic, now busted and pregnant. He was...well, sitting upright in the last pic, now he's puddling into a pool of axe and poo. In the next pic, they'll be covered with hair from head to toe and flinging feces at each other. And the one after that they'll be monkeys.
 

Of course there is a Red Bull in the foreground, the official beverage of the Scrote.
 

Nothing like the overflow seating area in the janitorial closet in the abandoned building next door to the club. That's all he could afford at $5.25/hr plus tips driving for Dominos.
 

TO hell with you DB1!!!!!

First you diss me last week by shooting me in that Chippy pic, and now you try to steal my girlfriend carafe from me?

This means war bucko.
 

Is he still a douche while nodding off for a little nap? Yes. Is she still a whore? Yes. Thigh bruise tell all.
 

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Precision facial hair.