Introducing pastel flannel douche... Horrible manscaping. Looks like a "W" on your chin for WHACKED.
 

wtf?

This is one of those that pisses me off.
 

It's the Easter Douche! after delivering all his douche plastic eggs filled with Axe samples, he immerses himself in plaid and goes clubbing. Although if I had the chance, I'd club him like a harp seal.

and what's up with hottie? She wearing a wire?
 

that's a lovely reversible shirt there, Ms. Razor. also, management was wondering if you could possibly get your fucking feet off the white couch.

as for your blond friend there, mr. white would like to take her out on a date.
 

@ anon 11:47 .. I don't think it's "a wire" .. I think it is hottie's atomic fusion symbol breast tatoo.
 

I beg to differ on the shirt. Razor is wearing a Robert Graham, one of my favorite designer. That little number cost him $225 at Neiman Marcus. RG's are known for their contrasting cuff liner material.

Not that this sartorial choice raises him out of the douchery level you're consigning him to, nor does it excuse the facial hair. In fact, I'm irritated because his ownership of an RG original cheapens the fashion effect that those of us who wear designer shirts with a level of style and class can achieve.

However, it's a welcome relief from the Wal-Mart or Sears ensembles so many of your honorees wear. It also goes to prove that clothes DO NOT make the man in some cases...
 

Between this photo and the anony12:01 posting, I'm speechless.

I have no will to live.
 

That is probably a Robert Graham design for Express... nonetheless that is a horrible version of a "going out" shirt.
 

The bruising on the back of the hot's thighs is a sure sign that a Bleething in in progress.
 

The bruising on the back of the hot's thighs is a sure sign that a Bleething in in progress.
 

Robert Graham or Jim Dandy, the hand gesture, stupid look, exposed chest and queer necklace is unexcusable. For the crime of public douchebagedness in the first degree, I find the scrote guilty as charged.
 

Almost forgot, I want that hott to swallow my pride.
 

Pixie hot does drive me wild. And nice Caddyshack reference, DB1. I always respect a good Caddyshack line.
 

Side boob tat? Poor tailoring? I'm confused and by confused I mean inappropriate workplace wood.
 

I see just a hint of those strappy-type heels you sometimes see, which I enjoy.

pfah is correct, I would like to take her out. And by "take her out" I mean "take her back to my love room and put her on the tarp." She may have to take off the wire, though. I don't want to get electrocuted when I release my yellow stream of love.
 

@anon12:01....i beg to differ with you. i just got done checking out the Robert Graham collection of shirts offered through Nordstrom. here: http://shop.nordstrom.com/C/2384283/0~2376777~2374612~2384283?cm_ven=google&cm_cat=men&cm_pla=robert_graham&cm_ite=robert%20graham

see for yourselves. there are maybe 1 or 2 shirts that i would consider owning. so, did i miss the memo regarding the 80's fashion-of-lawyers making a comeback?

no thanks. i'll stick to plain black tshirts.
 

@ anon 12:01,

Just a couple of things...

First, "that little number" is a phrase that should only be used to describe women's clothing. Although, that shirt really does look like it was purchased off the husky girls rack at Fashion Bug.

Second, there is nothing sartorial about a blouse made by a 12 year old in a Chinese sweatshop. It's mass-produced crap.

Third, this shirt cheapens itself. It is to laugh.

And lastly, this type of fashion validation proves that clothes DO make the man...a douchebag.

IMO, style is not who you wear, rather how you wear it.
 

@johnny scrotten.....well said friend.

hey johnny! what do you think of my new little number?
 

Agree with the comments concerning the shirt-that is a stupid fucking shirt. A douche only raises his level when they attempt to wear something of that ugly trend,it's just a fat chick wearing orange and sporting bad ink.
She's a tasty night time snack that is in need a fondue and forking.
 

LEGS
Where's the douche?
LEGS
I just can't seem to see the douche..
LEGS
Dammit, I know he's there somewhere..
LEGS
All I see are...
LEGS
 

if you pay $225 for any type of man's shirt, you either attain automatic douche status or get a free ' sucker' tattoo across the forehead, often times both.......

..except for pfah who has the coolest shirt, like, EVER!!!!!!!!!
 

pfah, as Tyra Banks herself would say, you look fierce.

Yeah, I watch America's Next Top Model. You wanna make something of it?
 

Blond Bleeth is a dead ringer for Tracy Smith, AKA Sunny, from the 1984 classic "Hot Dog... The Movie." Razor more closely resembles the foamy residue floating on the top of the hot tub after the Team Germany orgy scene.

Rudouche 'Rudi' Garmisch
 

Yeah, $225 at Neiman Marcus, but only $6.99 at Ross.

I wouldn't clean up my cat's hairball with that shirt for he'd claw my eyes out of my skull.
 

@mr. white....it's all good my friend. i cry at pretty much every show of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

what?
 

I'm a guy and I have a bunch of RG shirts.
I keep them in my closet right next to my tampons.
 

@anon the fact that you have favorite designers and you know that 'RGs' have 'contrasting cuff liners' disturbs me. take a long look in the mirror. you could be gay, in which statements like that are understandable. otherwise, you are a douchebag. congrats.
 

hi bcs. hope all's well. any idea where in the hell Plinky might be?
 

@pfah...

pfantastic!!!

how bout mine?

maybe we can start a modeling company!
 

Apparently "Tighty Armani" is lurking on here and felt the need to enlighten us with his dazzling knowledge of men's shirts. Or maybe it was Gator.
 

@johnny scrotten... that shirt is you man. i'll bet you get some leg tonight for sure!
 

I have to weigh in on this one, its giving me Post Traumatic Douche Disorder(PTDD). Once I dated a guy who actually wore one of those shirts when we were on vacation. It was so hideous that I tried to get him to change but he wouldn't. We split up afterwards.

Forever since then, his nickname is: Tool

Which brings me back to this douchebag. Tool was a Stage 1 DB but this guy is a few notches up the DB scale. Am I wrong or are his bleached jeans also tinged with pastel? Plus I think he's trying to work a Fauxhawk. Not the least of his crimes is the fact that he is replicating my pubic hair 3 times over only on his CHIN...

I need a shower. In Bactine. Followed up by a Chlorox rinse. And drying off via blowtorch...
 

@pfah...

totally! look out open mic poetry slam!
 

Pfah and Johnny

From the Lamont Sanford collection I see.
 

While we're being honest, I saw the last episode of Project runway.

That guy's shirt was designed by Christian.
 

Why oh Why do girls do this for the douche?
 

Thanks for that youtube link, DB1. There's an excellent chance I'd have died without seeing that had you not put it a mere click away. Total consciousness, here I come.
 

i dont know where the hell plinky is pfah..but im liking the new robert graham avatars guys
 

Wow. Not my type of Hott usually, but there's something about her. Something happened that made her seek out being part of this kind of train wreck and I want to figure out what it was with her. She's so close to being a sweet little thing that I would let stay at home and receive me every single morning. And at night. And at lunch when I quit my current job and got one closer to home. But yet I would not love her.

THAT'S what it is: she is built for unspeakable acts and this fucking choad gets to do the unspeakable. And she's loving it. I'm fucking pissed. I AM THE ONE who should do unspeakable things to her BEFORE she's completely Bleethed! Fuck....

I need to see a pic of a Hott/Douche combo where the Hott has a hint of "Oh God! Tell me you're not getting me on camera with this uber nozzle". Yeah, after this pic I need to see something like that. Please. Right now. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk. Might even look into that "crack" stuff - heard it helps these types of mental issues.
 

I realize I'm treading treacherous waters here, but I'll go on record agreeing with 12:01 anon that the shirt in question is probably a Robert Graham. From a couple of years ago, maybe.

Some of you may already know that I've sold menswear in a recent career life -- mid- to higher-end stuff -- and I can recognize some manufacturers by their signature traits. And by traits I mean cliches.

One thing I learned right away is that is that it doesn't have to cost you your left nut to look good. Find something you like, make sure it fits, and you're good. Some of my douchiest clients wore the most butt-ugly clothes, as long as the label was right and the style was trendy. It was real entertaining to see what kind of fucked-up, expensive shit I could unload on them with very little encouragement. And I made money doing it. Win-win.

Anon's right in that the shirt would cost somewhere in the neighborhood of two hundred. I'd also agree with mst3kster that it may have cost nine buck at Ross or TJ Maxx. Both are places where unwanted clothing go to die.

Or get purchased by douchebags.

Like this one.

Congratulations, Razor.

Despite the satin-like awesomeness of your hott's legs -- and some other parts -- you look like an ass.
 

Hey... pfah --

A buddy sent me a new avatar to try out...

You like?
 

Dear God, those legs.

Unless there's an unseen sprawling tramp stamp across her back... no tat on her? Color me surprised.

-Oucheday Agbay
 

@señor squash....at the risk of sounding not heterosexual, thanks for the boner brother.

i love your new avatar. it'll be burned in my memory forever. you're a good man.
 

I love the atom tattoo on blondie's boobie.

Douchie's Robert Graham is no match for my official Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama Bowling Shirt.
 

DB1,
This one you can start another website.
Not so hott with a total douchebag.
She just doesn't have it.
How ever I guess for this turd its a total score.
Turdacious
 

You mean to tell me that if I hadn't just given my original RG shirt collection away to the roving band of homosexual gypsies outside of Needless Markups just now I could nail Tila Tequila too. F&^*(#@!@ I always wanted to bang a quasi-hott asian with a blind plastic surgeon. Damn my luck! Anyone know where to find Lucy Liu?

BTW - "What's a duvet?"
 

Nice to see Tony Wonder getting it done long after his Arrested Development money dried up.
 

@ mr. white 1:36pm
Yeah, I watch America's Next Top Model. You wanna make something of it?

Watching ANTM is mostly harmless. But quoting Tyra makes you gay. Even Rami and Christian think so.
 

I think his shirt is nice. But the 3 rows of ants crawling single file into his sneering gob I find particularily disgusting, but I'm weird like that.
Nice acid-washed jeans idiot. Axel Rose is jealous. And by jealous I mean a douchebag too.
 

I just got finished reading this thread and I have that feeling you get when you see something really horrifying, traumatic and/or shocking and you feel like you're not really there. But only a mildly. I think it's from all these straight men having serious discussions about designer men's wear. Somehow designer men's wear seems like an oxymoron...

But now that the shock is over, I feel strangely turned on.
 

My previous company represented Robert Graham for PR. Their shirts are at once terrible looking, cut way too big and worn by the likes of Randy Jackson- never someone who you should emulate sartorially.

Also, boobies.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. (I guess shes making $14.00 the hard way..) I really am sorry, but Ive been watching it lately at 5am whilst having my breakfast beer.
 

kevin federdouche..'brit has the kids tonight, yo'
 

I think her name is Lizette, and she has a son. I thinks she's employed by MAC in Santa Barbara. Shouldn't you be at home with your perv boyfriend, and raising IT?
 

JEASUS CHRISTMAS!! SOMBODY.. PLEASE CALL THE CAPTAIN ALREADY AND 'SAVE A HOE'
 

HA HA.. THATS DADDY DOUCHBAG TO ALL YOU WHO HAVENT EXPERIENCED THE DA DADDY DOUCHBAG DA DONK A DONK!! HE MAY LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG (GOTTA AGREE ON THE GEAR) BUT HE FUCKS LIKE A PORNSTAR.. AND HES HUNG LIKE A HORSE NOT TO MENTION .. ORAL.. FUUUUUUUUUCK !! LADIES GO GET IT!!! BE THAT VEGAS HOE.. WHO CARES ITS WELL WORTH GETTING BENT OVER THE BARSTOOL!! JUST BEND OVER!!!