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Firstington the First finally got a comment first. FIRST!

15 yo blonde hot is in for trouble. This is the beginning of an interesting porn shoot.
 

go Seahawks!

i am looking forward to more pictures of this douche. nice guy douche, i mean.
 

There once was a demonic scrote.
leathery neck i wish i could choke
ill pour out his beer
ill assplow this queer
hey bitch, pass the remote.

-Legsbig
 

having lived over in Europe for about 3 years, i will say that these girls are around 20 or so. for one reason or another, they look younger over there. plus, in Finland, they eat a ton of fish, which is really good for the skin.


additionally, GO 'Canes!!
 

David Wooderson - "I keep gettin' older, but they stay the same age . . . alriiiight."
 

Eurotrash with garbage hair

Seems the bitches, come easier there

I'll fill up their asses with custard

thick velvety ropes of man mustard

Wax your filthpots i reccomend Nair.

-Legsbig
 

Is that a velvet Boris Vallejo chick on the wall above the stereo?

Karhi is something to behold and by behold I mean be held.
 

the hottest gal I ever got with was from Finland... I called her Anna Offfa & she was hot!!!!!! she told me of these booze cruises they had from Helsinki to Oslo, Sweden where everyone got trashed & the gunnels flowed with vomit. sounded douchey at the time, but, she was to hott for me to object!

she also told of jacuzzi sessions where they jumped from the hot tub to roll in the snow(nekkid).... what can you say, I was stupid & young & let her get away

oh stupid young creatch
 

I instinctively felt a need to watch my cornhole.

And on a blonder note, OMG that blonde is one of the hottest I've seen on the site in quite some time.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Wait, Elle Macpherson is from Finland? And why is she dressed like she should be an Olivia Newton-John video?

As for gentleman here, number one, Fu-Manchu + soulpatch, that's new levels of stupidity. However, since he looks like he's a metal dude, at least man up and listen to Gorgoroth instead of rocking it hardcore to Dio (with all due respect to Ronnie James).

Lastly, it almost feels like there are three gentlemen and Elle in this pic, something doesn't seem right about the two bookends.
 

How he gets pussy is Mystery.

*Whips out his Cock* - ill give this to thee.

In my throat i feel bile

Step aside for awhile

I'll fill your skanks ass with asparagus pee.
 

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Bleeth at 2 o'clock.
 

who the fuck is the chick on the left?!!
 

Come hither chippie on the left has a lovely hip bone sheathed in green rayon and her boobies look quite perky too.

Having lived in Germany for a couple of years, I will vouch that the chicks look several years younger until they hit their late 20s and balloon up from all the carbs.
 

Lemmy Kilmister had sex with a sock in a Helsinki bathroom and look what emerged 28 years later.

Yo, Lemmy Jr.! Give Charles, I mean Charlotte on your right a croc dundee grab to make sure she's not a dude!
 

Ha - great reference DB1. Second best line in the flick, right behind the O-face.

I find this an interesting mix of chics in Finland. I can understand the blonde, but the other two?? Whatever, I'd do any 2 of them at the same time...
 

It seems he has found a more mannish version of Jen Garner in the green dress, a 16 yo Thai hooker, and Reece Witherspoon's younger sister. All in all, a memorable date if you can swing the tab and can stand waking up with the desire to gargle with bleach and staples.

Dude is so ready for the Scorpions to go back out on tour.
 

this scrote looks like one of the cops from supertroopers
 

I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure the blondie is a porn chick who goes by the name of "Jo" in movies by the director Viv Thomas. Google Jo and Viv Thomas.
 

hahahahahaahahahahhahahaa
 

fantastic pic...i am actually having trouble believing this isn't a scrote that would kick you out of his place if you told him that the iron bowl isn't the greatest rvialry in college football...
blonde hott is unreal but i am having trouble thinking of finnish smack...
i mean there is the whole bit about finnishing early finnishing with a smack even the transgenitals seem i dunno culturally correct...
all i got is antton rissanin here prefers to backcheck saiku koive and olie jokinnen
 

Is he wearing a tiny top hat? By the by, I'm having trouble finding the true hott in the pic (maybe the one in gray), but I swear I've found the guy who played "Kelly" from the Bad News Bears movie in the green dress.

Love, John & Jim Be-douchey
 

Lemmy's tard son meets porn stars
 

Holy shit! The mandana around the wrist is in Finland too. Shoot me now.

These are the hottest pornstars I've ever seen.
 

Holy shit! The mandana around the wrist is in Finland too. I give up.

Jo Hott is one of the cutest pornstars I've ever seen.
 

anon@8:32

I think you mean, who's the dude on the left. Not that I'm looking, but I spy a package.
 

Whatever FinnBag is doing, I want me some. RedFinn & BlondeFinn would be worth the million. Seems like something a guy with a million bucks could make happen.
 

Creature, was B. Vance in that hott tub with you pullign Finns?
 

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
 

Seriously....is that Leonardo DiCaprio?
 

that's a Karjala beer she's holding in her hand.

it's the Bud Light of Finland.

that should help explain this picture.
 

There was an old 'bag from helsinki

With young hotts he liked to get kinky

In Finland white trash

Comes with this Douchey 'stache

And a cock the size of a pinky
 

This guy would be rather good looking with a decent haircut, shave and a new wardrobe.

Diamond in the rough.
 

Ima diggin' Orion Slave Girl on teh left. The Scandi snow wop with the '80s blouse/dress over jeans just doesn't belong in this time period.
 

Damn, Pfah, I thought the can said "Kark"; I was gonna call her a kark sucker and everything. (sigh)

More pictures of Finnish Hotts, plz. Even if they contain Lars Doucherich.
 

OMG Boris Vallejo is awesome. http://vallejo.ural.net/1980/show.php?005

That dude doesn't look THAT douchey.
 

Finnish women - not so impressive. That blond in the center looks like Lars Ulrich in a wig.
 

do they drink finlandia or is that just for tourists? i am fascinated that the the only things i know about finland are hockey players
 

I thought only folks from Alabama sported the half-mullet. Guess i was wrong.
 

DB1, nice reference to one of my favorite movies Office Space. I wouldn't put this guy in that same class as the neighbor though. He's more like Lumburg.
 

I looked him up at the Smithsonian. Douchebag, Appalachian: subset Lynyrd Skynyrd moronus.
 

Why is Finland's biggest wrestling fan hanging out with Regina from "Mean Girls"?
 

Blondie is super hott and probably all of 14. I adore Scandanavian hotts.

The other two look like post-ops.
 

Party at Grandma's, huh? Better be careful not to spill anything on her favorite beaver skin curtains.
 

The girls are 20. a fact.
 

Ah, alkumuoto -lta Suomi douchbaggery karakteristinen -lta Helsinki ehtona, anastaa likistää väliin kesken kakkonen kaunis naistenhuone!