DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEARRR FOR SUREE ... this clown has way too many formss hes likee a chameleon but always looks like a douche
 

Oh Jesus Wept---- the cornucopia of Iowa style hotness So. Does. Not. Negate the size of the giant sucking chest wound Farmer Fuckwad deserves as of yesterday.
 

Rump-elstiltskin Douche

Speaking of rump - holy tongue depressor.
 

Holy shit!

This turd-sculpture must only go places where he knows there's going to be a camera.
 

this looks like some "white trash" themed halloween party, all the rage with overpriveleged fratchoads and so-whore-ity bims.

ironically, he looks more like white trash while being his real self in the OG pic.
 

I used to dress my son like that. When he was TWO. Once you hit kindergarten that outfit's just gay.

Seriously, dude. Remove the fat chick's clothes and head home in shame. We can tell by your camel toe that your dates are longing for some Longing.
 

"Up from the ground came a bubblin' douche.
Bag that is.
Hott chicks.
Douche bags.
The Beverly Douchebags!"
I never thought I would get to use that.
 

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Oh, and nice ass.
 

This individual has resurfaced too many times to not be immortalized. Please make room for him in the Hall of Scrote. Anyone who lifts exclusively their upper body does so only to fill a tight Armani Tshirt. His only athletic endeavor is cross-country douching. He is the lowest form of man.

That, and the blond he keeps company with makes me think it might be worthwhile to cut off my dick and mail it to her just so I can bleed to death knowing that she held it at least once.
 

@ clemintine

Good Catch, looks like he raided the Gymboree Pituitary Collection
 

there is no god
 

and the midwest farmers douchebags keep their butplugs war at night


seriously is this like the simple life for douchebags instead of trashy psuedolebrities? i think chicks could claim ironic cute for overalls back about 18 years ago for half a minute...
damn if the blonde doesn't have the kind of thighs that make me close my eyes during sex...with my girlfriend shhhh our secret
 

Does pigtail hott have half of her overalls undone? While standing next to Jethro Douche? That must be one hot trailer park.

Tell me this shit ain't real. Or just kill me instead.
 

This dude knows he is on this site now, he is just posing for it on purpose....no fun anymore
 

He traded his traditional douchesuit for this getup and tripled his number of Hotts??? This is baffling.
 

Tighty Osh Kosh b'Gosh will haunt my dreams as the banjo from deliverance plays in the background...Dueling Duechebags, if you will...but its all good if those nasty smelling Uggs and those stems in the Uggs come along for a float down the river...
 

Ew, my crush on Armani is TOTALLY over. Sick, dude.
 

tie a white mandana 'round the old scrote tree
it's been four long weeks
do you stil hate me? (still hate me)

Uncle Jesse: What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A playboy.
 

Chick on the far right is the only one worthy of the "hot" distinction. Junior Samples has his Hee Haw groupies, that's fer sure.
 

If this is his preferred outfit, I imagine that his bedroom consists of stuffed animals, Raffi posters, and a mobile of airplanes above his bed
 

Is it me? Or is it disturbing that they all have the same size legs. TA must have pushed a wheelchair in his past life. Or maybe he's just recovered from two broken legs and they're fresh out of their casts.
 

Apparently Axe is a cure for polio
 

Prolly a made up name, imo...Petrone is a liquor. Would be quite the coincidence for a douche of this magnitutde to share a name with a nice liquor such as Petrone. But hey, who am I to judge?

Oh yeah, not a douche.
 

P-A-T-R-O-N. Drink it and learn... but you've redeemed yourself by recognizing the douche.

And yes, Virginia... trucker hats are still a universal symbol of douche.
 

Sorry, but to these tired eyes every subsequent pic of TA serves only to demonstrate the clear douche superiority of Pancake.

douche equis
 

My god... Lord of the choads. Is that a mandana around his thigh? What a guzzler
 

I don't mind hotties playing dress up for Middle America Night at the Vanguard. Hell even the authentic trailer kitchen makes for a decent photo op (though it's plumbed for gas?) The use of Bud Light is nigh unforgivable. Miller Lite is called for in this situation, maybe some red cup accessories.

Braided tail on middle hot is a nice touch after the plastic trucker cap. And while I agree with DB1 about the quality of the bumper on right Hott, the cutoffs could be a tad higher. Hell, Daisy wore 'em halfway up her ass nearly 30 years ago during family hour on CBS. That would make this a bit more 'authentic'.

But what about T.A.? He is so out of touch with the culture he mimics (or mocks, though he can't be that smart) that he has left irony in the pickup's rearview mirror and he's crashed head on into the sublime absurdity of two of our most egregious cultural phenomena.

Someone mentioned Junior Samples. Picture him sporting a linen shirt unbuttoned to the navel, some sterling silver fake dog tags, and a face and chest coated in bronzer, all while wearing suspenders and manure stained Carhart pants. That's what we have here in reverse.

T.A. is rocking a trucker hat to be sure (the Gucci yarmulke wasn't going to work here) but starting at the neck (skipping the doucheface) he gets all Appalachian Metrosexual. Popping the collar, wearing a necklace (dude, unless it is the Avon arrowhead, it ain't redneck cool), and then sporting the women's denim overall shorts, with his fashionable Ralph Lauren snow white sneakers (only $14.99 at T.J. Maxx!) and you have a serious candidate for an alcohol fueled good ol' boy ass kicking. Or maybe with the legdana on those "purdy" legs, he might get the Ned Beatty treatment.

Either way, this is a history making image. I'd like to see T.A. take on another cultural or historical fashion style. Maybe we can get him to Colonial Williamsburg to 'bag up the 18th century.
 

Can I kick his ass now, or later?
 

T/A is played out.... just another silly goon! Daisy Duke hott has a rump that looks like Poland, waiting to be invaded
 

Even in the realm of a "White Trash Party" no man should EVER wear something as gay as over-all shorts. Shit, short of being hot enough to be Pet or Playmate of the Year no chick should wear them. Only the hottest of hotts can pull off an outfit so ridiculous.

Redneck/Tighty Armani needs to do a couple of squats before someone serves up those little chicken wings at a 10 Cent Wing Night.

I'd like to get the three chicks into a triple decker sandwich of me. That'd be fun and they could keep each other company once I fall asleep.
 

All cultures, all ages, all realms of space and time ... we can't escape him.
Good God, long farmer sleeves with shorty short overalls?
I know that he cries alone at night in shame, for taking photos like this one.
 

For those who are confused, greek societies at colleges do this all the time. For Sadie Hawkins dances in our sorority, the couple would choose a theme (60's, Dukes of Hazzard, etc. "Grease" was ours) and the guy and girl would dress in that style.

What the hell is trucker cap girl have on her leg? A paper bag? The skin of a La-Z-Boy chair that she hunted and killed herself?
 

He deserves HoS immortality for introducing the Leg-danna to 2008. This tool is very consistent in his douchiness
 

Dear Sir,

Why would you set up a site such as this one? I realize that at first it may have seemed like a good idea, providing warnings to people around the world and hopefully negating the effects of doucheiness. However, do you not feel at this point, with pictures such as these, that you are simply subjecting your readers to unnecessary punishment in a fashion similar to being tortured in a Third World country? However, those people receive an end to their mindless suffering with the release of death. Unfortunately, we receive no such blissful release. Instead we are left with images of douchebaggery at its absolute worst.

Since discovering your site, my friends believe I have contracted buelemia due to my frequent trips into the washroom. I have also repeatedly scrubbed my eyes with steel wool and disinfected them with bleach after every visit to your site.

I appreciate your idea, but dear God sir, please, no more.

-- i hates me a douche
 

Is this fucktard wearing unlaced white high-tops? Thats a garbage can involve, monster beating.

The HOTTS have real triple play potential, and by potential i mean a full 37 seconds of heaven just before i collapse in the corner....

-grimatongueworm
 

in this even more ridiculous pose, he still tries to wear the tough-nuts face. shovel to the back of the head, please.
 

TA is sporting a red wristdanna and possibly a blue one (or blue sweatband) on his left wrist.

He is obviously going with a red, white and blue motif and didn't think the sneakers and plaid pattern would cover the white part alone.

Enter the legdanna. Legdanna serves to remind that TA is wearing overall shorts. Osh Kosh B'Douche!

My only questions are, which of these three has the maddest pussy and was it later slain?
 

He is going to have his own dictionary worth of pics with chicks.

I'm guessing it's now about how many times he can get on this site for exposure.

I say we retire him until caught out clubbing and caught with his arm around his true prey...very very effeminate and delicately featured men.

Although, the introduction of the thigh mandana, it's assfuckery at it's finest.
 

Obviously Ol' Conway Tighty applied the same methodology to selecting his overalls as he did to his overbranded T-shirts.

Word of advice TA, Overalls shouldn't be tight and lodged in box canyon. Small jean-short styled Overalls belong in LL Cool J videos with "Around the Way Girl" spray painted accross the front.
 

I forgot to comment on this earlier when I was reading through prior to posting...

Can we define anyone who uses "prolly" for "probably" as DOUCHE?

Each time I read it the anger that is starting to subside from looking at the picture is ratcheted right back up.

But it's prolly just me...
 

I'm starting to feels sorry for this douche.

Seriously, the last few photos of him have been taken in the most pitiful locations. And those legs. Ugh.
 

HAHAHAHA - THE DOUCHE OF HAZZARD COUNTY!!!!


I think I find him hot dressed like this. Yes, yes in fact, I do.
Come to your queen, farm-boy douche. Tie those girlies up and make them watch us romp in the hay; I won't mind.
 

@the bag queen -

"The Douche of Hazard"

/well played!
//mmmmm Miss Daisy
 

What is up with the garder belt rapped around this flammers leg?
 

T.A is really starting to piss me off now.
 

Two thoughts come to mind when I view this pic.

1. Farm tractor accident for Redneck Armani

2. Nice dumper on far right HOTT
 

"Oshkosh B'Douche toddler wear for Douches"...wtf?
 

Where the fuck can you even buy short denim overalls for a guy?

Did he steal them from his sister?

This guy needs to be castrated to get his ass out of the gene pool.
 

YUP, definately looks like the kitchen of a trailer. And those chicks are NOT hott!!!
 

Looks like Jethro McTool here just married all three of his sisters and is gettin ready to toss his garter to his second cousin.
 

Damn, dude looks like Earnest T. on douche-roids! How the fuck does a kid dressed like a fag hillbilly get a chick as hot as "asseus-stickious-outeous-tasty-ous" there on the far right? I blame society itself!Earnest Tight-tee deserves a trip in the woods with a hill-perv that gives him the ol' "Hey misturr, yew gotta purtee mouth" look and sentiment.
 

Isn't this dude the drug dealear from the movie The Rules of Attraction?
 

i think this is that actor Clifton Collins Jr....he was in Rules of Attraction and Capote....why he would be in a pose like this i don't know but he aint no douche, probably lost a bet