but take back one kadem to honor the god whose ark it is
 

I thought it was 2 kadems, one for each of the hott.
 

wow, rachael and monica sure look different. . .
 

The hott on the right looks like shes a little nervous. She should just flop the boobs out for all to see.

Are you sure that it is Daivd Schwimmer? I was thinking that it was Rob Halford.
 

Right Said Fred are still big in Miami.
 

He looks like that Bitch Liza Minelli used to beat up.
 

"Attention all douches and hots, the Penis Art show is about to begin, please take your seats."
 

'bag hand gesture
terrible facial hair
trendball sunglasses
unbuttoned white dress shirt with....fleur-de-lis WTF?

Both women hot.
 

2 girls 1 douche
 

Looks like left hand hot is rockin' the plastic cup. And the backdrop looks like Senior Prom...
 

haha....good one notorious b.a.g.!
Totally does......the hott on the right is hiding some ginormous tata's up in that black dress.

I think you might need to put up a Xenu nip slip up on Schwimmer.
 

DB1: I think this is actually John Ritter (post-mortem) with Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Summers at the wrap of their new movie, "Weekend at Jack Tripper's".
 

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That man's head looks like a living tiki idol.

Anyway. point of order:

What's the official policy on tattoos? Does "tat" even require a modifier like "sleeve?" I think the man makes the tat makes the douche. Anthony Bourdain, Johnny Depp, guy in Memento: all get a notadouche from me.

Yay/nay?
 

Betcha he crunches that ice.
 

Man-cleavage. He should really button that shit up. AND TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SUNGLASSES, DOUCHE! IT'S NOT BRIGHT IN A CLUB AT NIGHT!!

Deuche Baggilo
 

you sure that's not Nick Cage on a bender?
 

go Saints!
 

pfah?

You left Bea for this?

These?

Those...?
 

Holy turned up bleach blonde nose with a lotta lovely topp boob and a cute coach bag...I'd certainly clean her carpet, even the color was darker than the window coverings.

*phew* - My phones ringing, is that you baby?

Holy fucking thumb rott, what the hell is on the this guy's hand. Was his thumb that far up his douchey ass? That chin pub is tight, goes well with those willy wonka glass you choad.

Well, the brunette on the left is okay, but her dress makes me want to hunt and not for her ....something that rhymes with hunt...hmmm...done.

DJ
 

I guess the babes find that dirt under his lip attractive...

Flyinfox_SATX
 

In the Boston area, we've recently been bombarded with ads for an upcoming Mayerbag concert, featuring...some other douche as his opening act. Every time I see the little "stroke face" he makes when he's singing, pathetically trying to get his "blues" on, I die a little more inside. Which not-so-ironically makes me want to kill.

Fuck you, Mayerbag. And Fish Slap.
 

What in Gods great name is going on with the opposing digit on his right hand?
 

The hotts are two of the finest of the year.

Bizarro Pete Townshend should have died before he got old.
 

blond is a whore with shitty fake tits. ugly!
 

what the fuck, his thumb! damn, looks like it has been hammered a few times.
 

brunnette is cute, i'd hose her on a slow night. blondie is ugly, period.
 

DB1, the sleeve tatts are very likely one of the "Pop Fiction" stunts pulled by Ashton Kutcher.

Seriously.

They're stupid shit he gets "celebrities" to do to distract the media and cause sensationalism. The Mayer tatts have been suspected to be part of this.

I hope they're real. For they're just another item on the lengthy list of things to mock.

And Mr. White, Mayerbag is scheduled to "perform" in my vicinity in June. If I say a prayer to the Great Boobie Sungoddess, will you return the favor?

Thanks in advance.
 

Nobody would listen to me when I told them Daughtry was a douchebag! Now I have proof.

If Stevie Ray Vaughn was still alive he'd kick Mayer's ass for sullying his good name with that stupid SRV tattoo. Go sing about running through your high school some more douchebag. You ain't no bluesman.
 

never douche signal with your gimp hand.
 

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WTF is this? a Douche AARP convention? (AARD?)


BTW Mayerbag, you insufferable scrote, go ahead and ink up your whole goddamn body. you will never be, nor have you ever been 'cool'.
In fact, when you were born the doctor said "Congratulations Mrs. Mayer! It's a healthy baby Douchebag!!"
 

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Oh man, and after I told a friend about it.....did "Ross" whine a lot about removing his picture? "Even Marcellllll is laughing at meeeee!!!!! Oh why do you have to post my picturrrrre?"
 

As I stated before DB1, before you delete a pick you have to attach a countdown clock to it.