Ugh, what the hell is running down that orange wall behind two-headed Zombie boy?
 

from the facebook album "study break at rutgers university"
 

Youth is wasted on the douche.
 

that wall is the exact color of the Oompa Prompas! THAT'S where they got it from!
 

This picture is filthy in so many ways. This is a textbook Jersey douche in the mold of Joey Porsche. The fact that this beautiful ass is forever tainted is all the more rage-inducing. I know voting is still open for the monthly, but it's never to early to start thinking about the next HCwDB of the Week.
 

Whoa whoa whoa, there are many devoted bag hunters in jersey! If you want to eradicate douchiosity then you have to attack certain locations. For a good road map, see njguido.com. Or, just go to Bar Anticipation in belmar during memorial day weekend.
 

The walls of this room are actually white. That's how orange this baboon taint really is.

Once I verify her age I will make a wildly innappropriate comment about gladly eating chiclet gum out of her ass. Until then, nothing.
 

I have to admit, this one actually caused me physical pain.
 

"ayyy, check dis out; pull my finga, an' she fotts...heh heh heh...smells like Axe..."
 

Weak. Stealing The Trainwreck's signature move. If you are going to be a douche, be an origninal douche.
 

Consider the following: As a Guido's Height approaches zero DoucheBagNess approaches infinity.

PorQue?
 

cleverly hidden chinstrap douche in the background. i c wut u did thur DB1!
 

Ahhh, yes, smell my finger...douche.

I dated a jersey girl and the level of douche-osity is inanely high there. We were leaving a bar and everyone of them was looking at her. So I did the Texas stare down and they all nodded in approval like "yah, das it, nail da bitch..."

Now, another thing at its finest is the tongue rack on the backside of this chicklet. Lickity smackits series of fortunate events - I think I need to live in Vienna for that to be within the bounds of legality.
 

North Jersey only please. There are still a few decent folks left in Central/Southern NJ.
 

If I had a hammer, id hammer (his forehead) in the morning.

People like this should just donate a liver, kidney and one eye. Then I will believe they have contributed something to society. until then, they are turdnuggets.
 

Fuck you Trainwreck!!!!!
 

if the accuracy of his peaches point at the camera is an indicator of his overall aim...she is in store for a rough night...and she will be walking funny not in a good way
 

Remember: When in doche prison, DON'T DROP YOUR SOAP!!!!
 

Which happened first -The doggie bag maneuver, or the chick about to hurl?
 

Best quote ever on this blog. Thanks.
 

Best quote ever on this blog. Thanks.
 

Ok. I have decided that if i ever have a daughter I am throwing her into the woods like the Chinese.

And I completely agree. Jersey must be burned to the ground.
 

Come on DB1! I am a loyal and devoted journeyman bag hunter stuck in North Jersey. If you're gonna torch the state, please site up a fire line around my home. I promise I'll get you some good photos from my next trip to the local Guido bar. Thanks, and good hunting...
 

if you set jersey on fire they'll all just migrate back to their native homelands of staten island and south philly and those areas will achive Critcal Douche-mass. For the love of god, man!!!!
 

That's the spirit, DB1! Fire is the best medicine (that, and the stuff inside glo-sticks).
 

Although I realize it isn't their fault, I just threw away all of my Springsteen and Smithereens CD's.
 

"Set New Jersey on fire"

Priceless.
 

"Although I realize it isn't their fault, I just threw away all of my Springsteen and Smithereens CD's."


That made me laugh out loud.


Her legs and ass make me want to do things that would embarrass Ron Jeremy.
 

"todays to do list - set new jersey on fire"... thats the funniest freakin line ever! ur brilliant!
 

I blame MTV and hippies.
 

Balloons bust when they land on his head.
 

Stokke-look-alike violator-douche
 

DB1, one more thing after setting NJ on fire: turn off the water on the way out. Burn baby, burn! All douches must die, but rescue as many hotts as you can, for America, of course.
 

It would turn into a grease fire, which is fine.
 

Poor imitation of Peaches/Trainwreck.....get some original moves 6 inches underwear Douche
 

By the way, I'm new to this site.....love it (already, bookmarked to NO:1 on my favourites list).....but the ass, legs, hair of that chick is HOTT, HOTT, HOTT....
 

I'm proud of this girl... she knows her place in the world.

Good God what a nice undercarriage she's got. I'd Douche her.
 

Gay Joey showing his best friend how he pumped his boyfriend's dirtpipe last night.
 

This might be the funniest thing I have ever read!!!!
 

Just how many shirts is Booker wearing? I'm on at least 3, but the further i go down, looking at layer after layer, my eyes are inevitably drawn to the left, and I lose count. HELP!

John & Jim Be-douchey
 

Are you all sure he's from NJ? I'm from CT and I could've SWORN I've seen this douchebag scum lurking downtown New Haven. That chick looks familiar, too. Oh well. If she's who I think she is, then this is simply a typical night for her.
 

JERSEY MUST BURN!!!
 

Nah dude just torch north jersey i hate these gotti boy wanna be fucks just as much as anybody... this shit makes me realize why people are always sayin shit about the garden state.Leave south jersey alone.Your sights pretty kick-ass dude... youre a genius