Thursday, April 17, 2008
The Slutt/Hott Duality
It's important to note that blondie here is demonstrating what noted German philosopher Jurgen Habermas describes as the "slutt/hott duality."
The S/H Duality, emerging in the late 1980s within post-Derridean deconstruction, simply states that one can simultaneously be repelled by the trashiness while also desiring to grab onto and possess the boobie.
It is a form of double consciousness rooted in gender performance, the sex drive and witnessing really fantastic ta-tas.
She is desirable, yet the pink pokey bra thing is all that is bar trashy. This state of double-think emerges from fragmentation, as culture and subculture collide around the boobie.
He, of course, remains indisputably and singularly poo. A pure ubermensch of poo.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:34 AM 
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A large pile of turds in a pierced lip sauce of STD's and boy chin pubes. A large crane should drop a 3 ton ball on this uber-dork.
She is faux trashy but as my gramps used to say "trashy is good alot of the time".
She is faux trashy but as my gramps used to say "trashy is good alot of the time".
# posted by 
: 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
ah the choadded son of yeardley smith, he has been here before, frankly i like trashy bar slut women. not for a meal but like ice cream, as a treat...sometimes nothing livens up a drinking night like some genuine good looking enough sober but obviously bleethed out bar sluts to see friendships tested and new alliances formed int pursuit of the holy grail of unholy tail
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
i suspect she's one of those pixie-ish hotts: about 4 feet 11 inches, 85 pounds, with a proud trophy rack. that means the 17-yr old punk polluting her arm is one of those under 5 foot tall douches with an attitude.
oh this poor, misguided kid.
look how hard he's trying to be to cover over the fact he has Jennifer Love-Hewitt eyes, a Baron Munchausen nose, and the body of an altar boy.
and the hott's all kinds of good-to-go if you're up on all your vaccination shots.
look how hard he's trying to be to cover over the fact he has Jennifer Love-Hewitt eyes, a Baron Munchausen nose, and the body of an altar boy.
and the hott's all kinds of good-to-go if you're up on all your vaccination shots.
I am not at all repelled by her trashiness. I think she is perfect. I would love to take her out someplace REALLY fancy like Red Lobster or something while she's dressed like that.
# posted by : 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
She is a cross between Jenny McCarthy, Jaimie Presley and a rusted out pickup truck on blocks in an unmowed front lawn of a trailer court.
He is a cross of the floor of a peep show booth that somebody had diarrhea in and Corky from Life Goes On.
He is a cross of the floor of a peep show booth that somebody had diarrhea in and Corky from Life Goes On.
Classic hot chick with douchebag DB1.
I would be happy to give this gal a dirty brown pickel followed up by a dirty sanchez. By the look or her - I think she just might go for it!
I would be happy to give this gal a dirty brown pickel followed up by a dirty sanchez. By the look or her - I think she just might go for it!
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Just doing a little research into the origins of the 'bag and stumbled onto the origins of the Pancake: first appearance as "Hydrangea Plant Care" on December 5, 2007. This duality douche hanger-on was first shown as "Beetledouche" on February 11, 2008. His chick has now put on some clothes and still looks as good because now you know the size of those cans.
# posted by : 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
Ah Z Douschebags zhust keep getting younger and younger while z hotties zhust keep padding zhere boobies.
i saw this movie, it's called "Milk Money" - only this chick is not a dried up piece of Slunk meat
# posted by : 11:54 AM
: 11:54 AM
20 bucks just got this guy a lap dance in the VIP room at the Cheeeta.
He'll yea I ain't kiddin yuns.
He'll yea I ain't kiddin yuns.
# posted by : 11:55 AM
: 11:55 AM
She looks like Jenna Jameson before she got really skinny and scary looking, but after she was hot like a middle in between hot and scary...you know when she was still capable of causing you to get an erection.
That's no Wonderbra, it's a motherfucking MIRACLEbra. And she's trying to stuff too much saline into the poor thing.
@ pfah, I laughed right out loud at the shots remark. Oh, baby.
@ pfah, I laughed right out loud at the shots remark. Oh, baby.
# posted by : 11:59 AM
: 11:59 AM
@pfah...
i think the reason he looks the way he does is because mommy went "munchausen-by-proxy" on him in his developing years...
and she never has to get a haircut, she just snaps it off at the desired length, like uncooked pasta...
i think the reason he looks the way he does is because mommy went "munchausen-by-proxy" on him in his developing years...
and she never has to get a haircut, she just snaps it off at the desired length, like uncooked pasta...
I'm almost positive I've seen this girl in porn before, but then again they all look like this.
If she and her daddy are still on speaking terms, I'd make sure that comes to a screaching halt by all the unspeakable acts I'd like to make her do. Slutty and trashy, yes, but the kind of slutty and trashy I like. What can you say? Some girls are for taking home to meet mom, and other girls aren't. :)
As for him, how does he keep those lip things from getting caught on his boyfriend's PA?
If she and her daddy are still on speaking terms, I'd make sure that comes to a screaching halt by all the unspeakable acts I'd like to make her do. Slutty and trashy, yes, but the kind of slutty and trashy I like. What can you say? Some girls are for taking home to meet mom, and other girls aren't. :)
As for him, how does he keep those lip things from getting caught on his boyfriend's PA?
This girl is seriously one bounced check away from shooting DP scenes with two vaguely European douchescrotes in the Valley for coke cash.
--Lord Douchinclam III
--Lord Douchinclam III
# posted by : 1:33 PM
: 1:33 PM
This girl might be trash but..... wait I can't think of anything witty...I'd just...wait no it's gone....I'd...just...stick...it...in...her...vd riddled cooter. 'Cause she looks like the kind of trash whore who's vag could be referred to as a cooter. And I like it.
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
It's funny how he clearly NOT fighting any urge to "grab onto and possess the boobie" because HE HAS NONE. And by funny I mean pathetic. Like, it's more exciting to him to make a stupid hand-sign with it - why? So he can look at the photo afterwards and say "Fuck - do I ever look COOL!"...?!? Tool. Someone should tear that hand off and bitch-slap him into a bloody mess.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
She's a pro. Amateurs don't pose like that. Either he paid her to pose with him, or she's a celebrity (likely a porn actress) doing community service work by visiting the retard ward.
Yeah I saw that chick in porn too! funny how that works out sometimes! one day I'm watching her take three dicks in a porn vid. few days later she got a sex change and is posing with a slutt! what a small world.
wow, you guys are idiots. that's a drag king on her arm. big old lez... that's why there's no beard. fucking dudes. go watch the L word.
# posted by : 5:25 PM
: 5:25 PM
'The S/H Duality, emerging in the late 1980s within post-Derridean deconstruction'
Wow, DB1, you continue to amaze and astound me with your philosophical musings and postulating...always adds a certain amount of high brow hijinks to the commentaries! Well played sir! (golf clap...)
Wow, DB1, you continue to amaze and astound me with your philosophical musings and postulating...always adds a certain amount of high brow hijinks to the commentaries! Well played sir! (golf clap...)
This duality is, however, mirrored in the dissonance created by an intense feeling of cupidity coupled with the strong desire to avoid contracting herpes.
# posted by : 4:41 PM
: 4:41 PM
These days any Maxim reader can reference Derrida or Foucault, but Habermas is a dead giveaway. Nice choice because a Gadamer or Lyotard shout out would probably have been over the top. As for the douchyness, meh, they both look like hayseeds.
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