the Sonic games just keep getting worse.
 

Is her eyebrow shaped like a sperm so that he knows where to aim?
 

the look on her face screams, oh god, please don't let this photo come out. please, no.

priceless.
 

Bring me a shrubbery! And that girl.

It looks like he took this picture himself the way his left arm is running off camera there.

Is a dangling necklace worn outside a crew neck shirt a sign of douche-ness? I'm thinking yes. yes, it is.
 

"Dear God call the police.....hurry before he tries to kiss me....and tell my family I loved them"
 

"Yes, not so fresh feeling, I'm looking right at YOU. Now take off your shirt and save me...right after you kick Keanu wanna bes ass and right before you write your name on my face with your ginormous 10 incher."
 

Her eyebrow scares me. I'm serious.
 

she needs a rat to gnaw that molewart off her chin
 

Anyone ever have fried roster? It's a little tough compared to... wait hold up, she stares at me. What's that my hot gaint hooped, sperm brow, mole chick? You don't want roster!
 

Damn, but this guy's gross! It doesn't help that he has Kevin Costner's profile.
 

Marry me, Tiffany Amber-Thiessen.
 

Rub-a-dub's got it right lads. This bag's no cactus douche, he's a mere narcissi-douche. A much lower form of douchiocity.

"I'm to sexy for this bush, to sexy for her toosh, too sexy ..."
 

It's probably even a disposable camera ... what a vag-cleaner!!!
 

Question there CtWC. Does not a lower form of douchiocity not by definition make him a greater douchebag?
 

Curse the double negative. But you get the "drift".
 

They have matching lip rings. Aw, how cute. And by cute, I mean I wanna yank those things out and puke. Anyone else think he forced her to get hers done, and maybe even locks her into a wooden box at night?
 

By mathematical law, if you subtract from a negative, it is the same as adding a positive; thus, you're would be correct "biggy". Thus, it does increase his rank in the army of DB.
 

Wow! The thought of locking her in a box at night is HOT!!!
 

Damnit ... I just spooged my keyboard. Thanks for the thought idaho.
 

The look in her eye is equal parts 'I wish this were not happening to me.' and 'This guy had better pay up.'

However, after closer inspection, my first impression may just be no more than wishful thinking. Note the raised left hand, I am praying that she is moving to shove Spiky's douche face away from her own, but it is just as likely she is pawing at his magnificent, greasy mane. I would also call attention to the oversized hoop earring, not as overt as the tramp stamp but equally trashy. Trailer or not, she still appears to have all the goods and services of a thoroughbred race hott and I would beat Spiky within an inch of his life just to… well… you get the idea.

And what about the douchey? I had nearly forgotten he was there while entranced by the dark haired sultry vixen that he has coaxed into his trap. I am drawn to the utter douchey-ness of Spiky's spikes first and foremost. Anyone over the age of 13 with a hair-doo like Spikey is an automatic candidate for deportation to a third world country. I suspect that if you were to set your mind to it, you could develop a mathematical formula that draws a direct inverse correlation between the amount of hair gel you use to the amount of douche mass you are, putting Spikey on the leading edge of the douche-volution. If you ever see that much grease in a man's hair, I mean to the point that it constitutes a legitiment public safety concern if he were to get too close to a spark or open flame, I can guaruntee that you are looking directly at a tremendous douchesack.

Factor in the down-at-heel, photo myself while moving on hott technique he is working on, I can only surmise that there is some sort of pre-ordained, unspoken protocol for douchebags. There might be a school somewhere that they teach this stuff.

The only thing good I can say about this picture is at least the foliage in the back looks nice.
 

Do they sell spray-on spooge removal at Target? :)
 

I just found my childhood hula-hoop..in this taint's ear.

This scroat has mullet written all over him.

The lip piercings just don't fly brah....
 

The plumage present here clearly indicates it's mating season among douchebags, the very sight of it wards away potential competitors with a pungent strawberry-kiwi odor.

And by the way hott, the Green Giant wants his cock ring back. It was the one his mom gave him
 

Hott's blue eye is burning through me like a laser.

Sideburns coiffed into a spike and DC power-surge 'do cannot hide the fact that your hairline is receding, douchey.
 

First of all, some of you are engaging in some wishful thinking; that is not a "get me outta here, his bref stink" look. It's her idea of a seductive look. She's into him!!! Second, she's gross. She's young and already looks kind of like Liz Taylor after she got old. And the "beauty mark" only works if you're already beautiful, hon.
 

I'd like to say that's my cock ring in her ear. But even I am not that full of shit.

Must be for her ankles.
 

That part in his hair reminds me of a yak's anus.

And believe you me, I've been trying to forget that yak's anus since college. So thanks for that. Dick.
 

I beg to differ with db1. I think hott's brain has decayed to the point where she's in love with this guy, her cold stare demanding why the external world is daring to peek into her perfect love affair with Mr. Sea Urchin. Sorry lady, he's not the next rock god, he's just another douche enjoying having his way with ya. Don't fault us for expecting a piece too.
 

Holy crapola- this is the same dude who was just on the last episode of Real World Hollywood -I would recognize that receeding hairline fauxhawk anywhere! He was trying to boff the meth-addict stripper roommate- and she rejected him! I'm not making this up!
 

Ya it is! DB1 bring more attention to this post, this guy was just on the latest episode of Real World.
 

Hey! It's Ho-Ho!!! Real World!