A ghost nipple on a nipple! They have found the mothership!

Or she wears a tin foil bra to keep the bra's bad vibes out.
 

his hat matches the front of the sofa.
 

is that a touch of blue steele appearing on his face? LOL LOL maybe he wants to do a walk off.
 

I like her better from this view. And by "I like her better" I mean, "I'd be more likely to degrade her--and defile that couch in the meantime--and then never call her again."

Something about her general appearance suggests sorority girl, so I pose this question to bag hunters everywhere: Does sorority girl automatically equal bleeth, or does it just make bleethdom all the more likely?
 

i see they have the "robert graham getaway collection by lane" couch.

they are known for their contrasting cushion/seatback look.
handcrafted in laos.

only $5,200.00

limited edition.

looks like mr. white left his mark on the armrest of said couch.

hope you gave that comfy little bitch what it deserved, mr. white!
 

Blogger runs fine at my desk
Hott's ass is a tad Rubinesque
Like Kardashian, Kim
Her bulb is quite dim
Which explains her boyfriend, grotesque
 

@ white: I vote the latter, being a member of gobble gamma douchey just makes bleethdom more likely.

nice full frontal photo of sorority hott. she's packin' heat! nice rack!
 

Oh god, Kendra. I made that joke earlier about "the long face" and I'm so sorry. I couldn't see "the girls" from that other picture. Will you forgive me? Thank you, sweetie.

Will you forgive me if I bash fruity hat frat 'bag in the nose and possibly get a little bit of blood on your dress? Thanks again, baby. You don't need that dress anyways. You don't even need clothes.
 

Mr White-
excellent question
a sorority is not a prerequisite to Bleethdom, but yes, it does make it more likely, giving them an inroads, if you will. Also, considering the proximity to the fratbags, it's damn near inevitable.
 

White pants with Black suit top? definitley brain injury as I suggested before. I also see he's got his piss cup handy. Hottie must have just wiped the drool off his mouth before the pic was taken.

Sweet apartment though.
 

@mr. white....i'd say that being a sorority girl makes bleethdom all the more likely.

i have a few friends that were in sororities, and they are actually very, very cool girls. so it is possible to escape unharmed.
 

Definitely a 'bag phenomenon: Wear a "wacky" accessory to show the world just how "fun and funny" I am. Douchebag logic at its best.

I do like his girl, but too bad she's inevitably stage 1 bleeth, just for pawing this unfunny scrote.

-Douchetastic
 

I would accuse this bag of hitting on my couch then punch him right in the grill knocking him unconscious. Then make sweet love to Tiffany on the couch for cheating on me with Funnybag.
 

Johnny and white surely ponder
Of which of the two she is fonder
As they reach a conclusion
There is some confusion
Of her carpet or drapes, which is blonder?
 

ok... i give in after this one...
douche for sure..
 

Whenever there's a stain on a couch in a sorority house basement...

...Mr. White was there.

Whenever there's the stench of sex and urea in the air...

...Mr. White was there.

Whenever a bleeth needs degradin'...

...Mr. White will be there.
 

what up with boob shine?
 

Kendra gives me that Mary Lou Retton gone slutty vibe. She's thick like a gymnast, and slutty like a slutty Mary Lou Retton.

I would pommel her horse any day.

FunBag makes me think of Gallagher, and by Gallagher I mean crushing his watermelon head with a big funny hammer.
 

@arkansas dave

Now I'm imagining her bouncing around on me while yelling, "I'm supercharged!" like Mary Lou in her Energizer commercial heyday. And I like that image.
 

Douche is sporting the black-on-black tie/shirt combo. Damn. Haven't seen that since Regis Philbin hosted "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

Sad thing is, this scrote was probably in elementary school back then.

However, youth is no excuse.
 

Run big tittied co-ed, RUN!

There's just something very creepy about this whole set up...
 

I don't see any unnybag, just two funbags. Two big, soft, marshmallowey gooey funbags.

Waiting for me to put my face between them.

Mmmmmm...... funbags.
 

Douchey McScroterson 12:19


I think you meant he was in elementary school AGAIN
 

I like Funnybag for the next weekly, particularly this pic.
 

Hi Kendra. I'm pretty drunk, just spent the evening with some hot chicks watching them get hit on by total fucking douchebags and they loved every minute of it. Not cool, but I asked for it (and maybe pics from tonight will get seen on here ;) ). So, I'm pretty stoked to knock out your Fratadouche 'Bag right now.

But I got even more stoked thinking about something else. Look, you're a potato chip away from becoming a big girl - let's not bullshit each other. I happen to have a WHOLE bag of Lay's on top of my fridge right now. You'll still be gorgeous, you'll have even bigger...tracks of land...and I can love ALL of that. Every 2 hours even. Just putting that out there. Hangin' with/on Funnybag has started you on the path to Bleethdom and I'm offering up an "out", so to speak. Thought you might want to know about it and consider it.

You look fantastic, by the way. You'd look even better if you shared this bag of Lay's with me.
 

Sorry, I don't see anything funny about him. He's just 100% grade-A douche.

He meets all of the basic douchebag criteria (save bling and bare chest) without any individual flair whatsoever.

That colorful head-condom isn't even a mandana, but a hat-on-backwards cover for his faux-hawk.

@snoop douchey bagg is right, though: those funbags are most excellent.
 

i would buttfuck her.
 

Honestly. I don't know why the man behind the camera took the picture and didn't give the guy an uppercut and slam her to the couch on the right. That's all I can think of doing looking at the picture.
I guess that's why I'm not invited to too many douche festivals.
 

Funnybags drive me fucking nuts. It's those idiots that read somewhere that chicks like quirky funny guys, so they wear bandannas, converse and untucked shirts with ill-fitting suits and act like middle schoolers with a touch of the Down's.