nice 80's style t-shirt with ripped-off sleeves. dexy and the midnight runners would be proud.
 

Scrote: Dude! Somebody ripped the sleeve off my shirt and spiked my fucking hair. I will lay waste to whoever did this to me, mark my words!

Hott: oooooooo, your such a badass honey! Here, I will take a shot with you to remind you what you will never have. Toodles
 

Dude, your Olaf caption for this pic cracked my shit up.
 

Fag like Gay
Douche like bag
Scrote like choad

Hot like Asian

Deuche Baggilo
 

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He's missing one thing...the sculpted brows...come on Bull, step up your douche game!
 

OK, so we have Silly Gay Virus douche here in the front with alum-suckin'-on Asiatic Hott. We're high on the scrotometer right there.

But then we have mandanabag waldouche in the background who is not merely content to BE orange, he has gained an assclown intensity that enables him to shine forth with jaundouche light. He is 'Bag Beacon, a lighthouse that prevents goonwipes like Bull from ever running aground on anything that is not hollow, superficial and downright tacky.

God bless 'Bag Beacon and all who sail with him.

Must. Shower. Now.
 

So Nick Tortelli found himself a brand new pinay bride. But did she fly to the States or did they ship her in a box?
 

No amount of adrenaline shots to the heart are going to make Mia here excited about your dirt hawk or pipe cleaner jewelry, Sgt. Savage.
 

Buddy Hackett and Olaf !!!!.....you must have one gigantic trivia filled head on your douche-body!

Two thumbs up for the obscure references!!!
 

Sheesh, even his hair looks slow. And I think he pounded 15 years onto her chest.

"Candygram for Mongo? Candygram for Mongo?" This is his child.
 

I sing Berserker, girls think sexy
 

fuck your yankee blue jeans
 

Did he just say, "making fuck?"
 

Do they have one combined eyebrow?
 

By the absurd looks of spiked head butt stain and the red hat ass clown in the pic it appeards to be a meeting of some type of douches. So the long told myth is true that they do have secret spots unknown to normal man where they mingle and douche it up.
Asian hot is in need of being rescued. She has a chance to flourish and spread her wares but will never succeed in that
Douche-atorium.
 

berserker? truck? transformers reference?

should i even know that? i don't know.

all i know is i'd give my toes to give him a fish slap and tickle her inner thigh
 

I think Buddy Hacket and Olaf don't meet the bill.

http://www.andygriffithshow.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10014/gomer.jpg
 

Would you like making fuck, Berserker?
 

I think he's more of a cross between Anthony Newley and the Tin Man, myself.


You know, Anthony Newley? He was Matthew Mugg in Dr. Doolittle?

No, not the Eddie Murphey one....

Yes, that was a remake.....the original had no fart jokes....


ehhh, nevermind....
 

Db, the Berserker reference floored me, just watched Clerks again yesterday.

As for the pic, what about the douche in the background with the backwards baseball cap and muscleman shirt? What a horrible place this must be. Except for sesame chick. I'll take one from column A, and one from column B from her. . .
 

I haven't shivered like that at the sight of flabby pipes since Sha-na-na's variety show was canceled in '79.

He is a Bowser/Hacket 'bag. She is a pouty little kissy faced dumpling. She needs a firm spanking followed by an ice-cream cone with a few sprinkles. He needs to come out of the closet.
 

Did he say "making fuck"?

Being a douchebag. So easy, this caveman can do it.
 

Why, why, why cant we shoot them? Why?

Not the hott, she looks delicious.

Duck sauce anyone?
 

Yummy is the Filipina
 

Dances with wolves will always be my friend.
 

She has a Michelle Malkin vibe.
 

Strong Like Bull
Smells Like Bull
Shits Like Bull
 

That's beautiful, man.
 

Olaf......lol. DB1, that was classic.
 

She reminds me a little of Winnie Cooper but Asian. Asian hotts are still in style.
 

wow is that girl HOTTTTT. We need more of her.
 

Spencer-for-hire with a hair-on, and Mr. Sulu in drag.

douche equis
 

For the record... Olaf was from the movie "Singles". mmmmmmm Bridget Fonda *drool*
 

I'd title this one Greasy Bear gets a faux-hawk.
 

"Although my guns have no tone, I must bear them."

RRRRIIIIIIIIiiiiiiippppppp...

"Much better. But what should I do with the leftover sleeve material? hmmmm...I've got it! I'll fashion it into a wristband. Cassandra from Wayne's World won't be able to keep her little Asian paws off of me now!"

-Noah Vanderscrote
 

More pics of Hot Filipinas like her please(I will even put up with the obligitory Douche that comes with them)
 

Just a tip to the Bag.....if you are going to wear shirts like that in public......bicep curls(lots of 'em)and hit the tricep extension machine too, please