Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Take Him to Your Leader
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Nothing Runs with the Goose Hotts quite like four alien antennae sticking off your douched up head.
I was going to make a Twilek reference, but thanks to George Lucas's genius decision to unleash three steaming turds of overhyped, nonsensical toy ads on the American public over the past decade, Star Wars references have been demoted. They're now ranked directly below allusions to post Funny Farm Chevy Chase movies, but still above anything involving Pokemon or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's a complex pop-culture graph. Involves charting historical time, random evocation, general obscurity, mass culture resonance and subculture currency in intersecting matrices of overlap. Would take too long to explain.
So I'll simply note that drunk strippers running with the Goose almost make up for Greedo firing first.
Nothing Runs with the Goose Hotts quite like four alien antennae sticking off your douched up head.
I was going to make a Twilek reference, but thanks to George Lucas's genius decision to unleash three steaming turds of overhyped, nonsensical toy ads on the American public over the past decade, Star Wars references have been demoted. They're now ranked directly below allusions to post Funny Farm Chevy Chase movies, but still above anything involving Pokemon or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's a complex pop-culture graph. Involves charting historical time, random evocation, general obscurity, mass culture resonance and subculture currency in intersecting matrices of overlap. Would take too long to explain.
So I'll simply note that drunk strippers running with the Goose almost make up for Greedo firing first.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:19 AM 
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Nice of the party promoter to leave the caning implements on the wall. Next up we'll bring in some Malaysian cops to go to town on the holmes here with a blowtorch and pair of pliers.
The hotts appear to be making a batch of pee and da goose, which is a popular drink in the clubs nowadays. At least that's what the kids on the street are saying.
The hotts appear to be making a batch of pee and da goose, which is a popular drink in the clubs nowadays. At least that's what the kids on the street are saying.
Who knew Hasidic Jews were douche bags, too. The ones I see in the city every day seem nice, quiet family men. Huh. One learns something new every day.
Nice C-cups on perky brunette up front.
The other brunette is a stage 27 bleeth far, far, far beyond hope of rescue.
Nice C-cups on perky brunette up front.
The other brunette is a stage 27 bleeth far, far, far beyond hope of rescue.
# posted by 
: 9:15 AM
: 9:15 AM
No. F'ing. Way.
Is this an entirely new douche mutation? No spiked hair, no hand gesture, no bling, shirt buttoned.....
And yet douche beyond a doubt.
There is a great disturbance in the force.
Is this an entirely new douche mutation? No spiked hair, no hand gesture, no bling, shirt buttoned.....
And yet douche beyond a doubt.
There is a great disturbance in the force.
# posted by : 9:17 AM
: 9:17 AM
If I ever have a kid who ends up looking like this remind me to punch him in the mouth.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
Nothing makes up for Greedo firing first...
This guys looks like he ALMOST made it our of the Matrix.
Or he is in some shitty, overproduced, Alt-Metal band that open for Godsmack (another shitty alt-metal band). Therefore he gets to pseudo enjoy Godsmack's Goose Strippers.
Fuck this is an abomanation.
-Bagger Vance
This guys looks like he ALMOST made it our of the Matrix.
Or he is in some shitty, overproduced, Alt-Metal band that open for Godsmack (another shitty alt-metal band). Therefore he gets to pseudo enjoy Godsmack's Goose Strippers.
Fuck this is an abomanation.
-Bagger Vance
# posted by : 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM
could you imagine "rocking" hair like that? i mean come on, really! where do they come up with these ideas.
# posted by : 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM
hair styled in ringlets just like Bo Peep,
wears glasses indoors, what a creep,
with the Goose and the cran,
hotts pretend douche is man,
and commingle in wrongness so deep.
wears glasses indoors, what a creep,
with the Goose and the cran,
hotts pretend douche is man,
and commingle in wrongness so deep.
The only matrix action here are the hoo....the hott.
The right, almost hott, but really bleethy
the front and center boobmaid is doing it for me. She's obviously there for the money...
Her version of the matrix is dollar bills that make up people, instead of symbols and 011001000110111101110101011000110110100001100101011000100110000101100111
blah, Greedo shouldn't have, but hey without his decision we'd still be in the damn bar...
ps that's douchebag in binary, your welcome
The right, almost hott, but really bleethy
the front and center boobmaid is doing it for me. She's obviously there for the money...
Her version of the matrix is dollar bills that make up people, instead of symbols and 011001000110111101110101011000110110100001100101011000100110000101100111
blah, Greedo shouldn't have, but hey without his decision we'd still be in the damn bar...
ps that's douchebag in binary, your welcome
This guy looks like a groupie for one of those shitty urban hip-hop/nu-metal fusion bands like P.O.D. As if the guys in those bands aren't quite lame enough, they have minions of followers.
Consider that it must have taken a lot of time - months if not years - to achieve this look. Scary. Even scarier that women like this aren't repulsed by his filthy tendrils.
Consider that it must have taken a lot of time - months if not years - to achieve this look. Scary. Even scarier that women like this aren't repulsed by his filthy tendrils.
I don't have much to say except for that the little perky spinner hot in front is awesome.
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM
holy hell douche culture has gone too far.
this guy looks like an ICP/Korn fan from highschool whom we called "grimies" and they never got women in genreal (except the fat pimply ones) no less hotts.
my oh my have they've turned the tables on us.
like you said DB1, if you cant beat em, re-contextualize em.
Army of DOuche-ness.
this guy looks like an ICP/Korn fan from highschool whom we called "grimies" and they never got women in genreal (except the fat pimply ones) no less hotts.
my oh my have they've turned the tables on us.
like you said DB1, if you cant beat em, re-contextualize em.
Army of DOuche-ness.
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM
he decided one day after waking up and looking in the mirror that, hmmm, do i look medusian enough. he told himself no, and that he needed to grow some snake like appendages out his melon. that will surely get the shot girls down at the club.
# posted by : 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
I can only pray this asshole get's those shit dripples caught in some heavy machinery with sharp moving parts resulting in his head being ripped off.
Even his own mother wouldn't cry.
These sweaty hotts are SO getting paid to be in this picture.
Even his own mother wouldn't cry.
These sweaty hotts are SO getting paid to be in this picture.
I have to disagree with the others here,I like his hair. I think it was a really considerate thing to display to all non-payable hotts out there how limp your dick actually is.
# posted by : 10:23 AM
: 10:23 AM
What happens to Inspector Gadget's helicopter blades when he drinks too much Grey Goose -- well they go limp of course.
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
wow, never thought id see anyone taking a cue from shirley temple on the hair again. kinda creepy. alright, to first address the rock comments there's no fucking way this guy likes any decent rock, or even any of the bands previously listed. they simply do not dress this douchy. icp -least- of all. id really like to take a hatchet to this scrotes throat and yank his fucking earing out for my trophy collection. my ex-boyfriend used to have a hair cut like this. that shaved on the bottom ponytail on top pile of shit people do. one more reason to hate him. YOURE IN A DARK CLUB, TAKE THE GLASSES OFF.
I kinda want to give him a pass considering his Octavian like-tentacles have probably taken over his mind and starting to give him suggestions to throw up the shocker or pucker his lips. He'll get the next morning wondering what douchebaggery he did the previous night
# posted by : 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
pippi douchestocking, the human maypole. something about goose hottie in front reminds me of barbra streisand, so maybe hasidic harry is king douche of some temple somewhere. can a rabbi get a shout out? and if you don't mind, i'll finish that bottle of vodka. this pic has given me a reason to drink.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
he looks like Marco Cot Zelati from Lacuna Coil (bass player)...it's like they cloned him!
# posted by : 11:12 AM
: 11:12 AM
Oh Look it's Terl from Battlefield Earth runnin' with the goose and conquering bleeth's.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3712653568/ch0010643
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3712653568/ch0010643
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
i'd love to see this guy get in a bar fight it would be a giant tug o war with everyone around and the winner would be the one who got the biggest piece of scalp watch your drink brunette hott its about to get a tentacle dunk
He looks like a Rastafarian who's undergoing chemo, except with the douche element added.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
they should call him shaggy 2 douche. even without the make-up these chicks can't resist the dark carnival in his heart. down with the clown 'til he's dead in the ground! icp/juggalo for life!
# posted by : 1:18 PM
: 1:18 PM
OK, right hott may be bleethed beyond hope of redemption, but she still rings my bell in a big, big way. I would gladly do some unusual thing tangentially related to a distant relative of hers' occupation while performing an odd but humorous action involving some risible bits of stuff or other in front of a suitably funny adjective noun in order to have her.
Yeah baby. Come to double-X.
douche equis
Yeah baby. Come to double-X.
douche equis
Oh, and I forgot to mention that, given a large enough motor, that guy doubles as a weed whacker.
douche equis
douche equis
Doucheheart needs to be drawn and quartered by the scalp. I'll go round up the horses.
Then I want to bang the front goose.
In all three orafices.
Then I want to bang the front goose.
In all three orafices.
so that's what Head from Korn is doing now that he quit the band. Apparently "accepting christ into my life" is shitty nu metal slang for "kickin it with these hoes"
# posted by : 6:24 PM
: 6:24 PM
I'm not sure why Barbra Streisand is kickin' it with some mutant offspring of Predator. But I kinda like brunette waif.
# posted by : 7:06 PM
: 7:06 PM
Say what you will about Chase, but two of the 'Vacation' movies are just pretty damn funny. Until came the "steaming pile of turd" that was Vegas Vacation. I just hope Dr. Jones doesn't fall from grace the same way Griswald did. "Put it over there with the rest of em, Greaseball!"
Deuche Baggilo
Deuche Baggilo
i think what i love about the picture is the greek vchorus in the back...the chick behind the velvet rope stanchion seems to be capsulizing for the audience the action to date...
# posted by : 11:12 PM
: 11:12 PM
What a shit specimen to represent our species.
I'd like to duck tape each of those shitlocks of matted hair to the blades of a large room fan if I thought it'd get rid of the flies.
I'd like to duck tape each of those shitlocks of matted hair to the blades of a large room fan if I thought it'd get rid of the flies.
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
Look no further than the band Korn and the guitarist Brian "Head" Welch. Well- looks like he's made a rare public appearance. I dub thee Korn-douche!
# posted by : 8:14 PM
: 8:14 PM
Barbara Streisand is a coke whore named Amanda and for a 20 you can take her home. Here is her myspace:http://www.myspace.com/amandaczapla
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