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Faustino/Everlast Jr. is really killing me on the way to work. He is too many horrible. But it is good to see midgets getting love.

Girls? Nice. Or at least 3 out of 4 are. Not that sure about blondie on the left. Need more of a view of the body to judge.
 

Worst Strippers Ever!!!!!!!!!!
 

correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't this site about "hot chicks with douchebags"... hmmm...

douchbag check...
hot chicks... um, no...

this retard needs to step it up a notch... or three

smarty
 

It's a 21st century Uncle Sam
 

you're reaching DB1...
 

I think it's the lighting. It's hard to be a hot chick in someone's living room at one in the afternoon while you're on their glass coffee table in a small bikini and 5-inch wedges. I hope pink-stripey highlights doesn't fall over.
 

The guy is most definitely a colostomy bag. I think he's wearing two wife beaters, and check out the matching tribal frat splats on his wrists. Plus the classy stripper pole in the living room, and facial hair reminiscent of a once shaved, now neglected vagina. Also, Romanian sex farm sex hooker on the right is worth a taste.
 

I'd hit it...like the fist of an angry god.

Is that hat cocked slightly to the left? Yep, I thought so. Needs to drop those pants down a little to complete the wigger package.

Word yo.
 

I'm behind DB1, and by behind - I mean I'm willing to take petunia for a ride. Something about that smile and those eye's that says - fuck me.

I can see her cross stitching "fuck off" into some cloth in about ten years...

nice side boob too

The rest of the boob-brigade, FYI - just because you get a boob job doesn't mean the rest of you is better.

Oh, and the gigantic number two in the middle - I know him. His name is Colo Stomy and works at the video store in my neighborhood during the week and In/Out Burger on the weekends as a cook.

We always called him Colo Stomy Bag

DJ
 

@tricky LOL

We want you, to be a Douchebag
 

wants you to be a douchebag
 

Uncle Douche wants YOU....

...to pull his finger.

Those girls behind him are in for a nice surprise - they'll get to smell last night's Mexicali Rosa.
 

Peaches would approve.

i don't, but Peaches would.

DB1, i hope you've been hitting the gym, because if she got you alone, she might snap you in half.
 

butter face chicks. she's hot, butt her face.
 

ok I am wrong or is this a blog based on reader submitted pics? ... I think that all these damn gripers should either submit 5pics a week of douche's with what THEY consider to be hot chicks or go lurk on that douche from Scottsdale's site who has never found a chick "hot" enough for his "greg" ... hey DB1 man thanks for all the time you put in entertaining the majority of us day in and day out!!!
 

All right.
Stop.
Collaborate and listen.....

This guy is from the streets so you better recognize.
The poster boy for legal abortions.
 

Eminem/Rob Dyrdek/Peaches/Space Douche bred together to form the ultimate white-trash douche, then decided to occupy the faces of some unfortunate passers-by so they could admire their handiwork upclose for the rest of 'bag eternity.
 

While MC Scrote deserves a serious beatdown, "hot chicks" in question are indeed below average for the most part. Except cutie pie on the right, who sadly already smells of bleeth.

-Douchey Houser, M.D.
 

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Vanilla Rice ..The Failed Comeback..part IV.

Hottie on right is Summer Glau in 15 years. (still would hit).

Ironic that there is a golden pole in the back ground? Um..no.
 

First impression: I wonder how much that costs?

I would love to watch a starving pack of wild dogs rip the innards out of 'this guy'. Then, after a hot shower and a half a bottle of Johnny Walker, I would be more than happy to hop into bed for a 5 way freak fest with this selection of bimbos.

'Yeah Brah!'
 

Bono, what happened?

I like a little thunder in my thigh, no doubt, but my "batshit crazy" monitor is lighting up like a Christmas tree. If given a choice, I might go with Romanian sex farm worker (term borrowed from crackademic!).
 

This douche takes his style tips AND his wigga attitude from K-Fed. And second girl from left could be Brit's cousin (and therefore also sister). I guess the alimony payments aren't enough to pay for decent strippers.
 

Man, isn't that Bono?
 

I like that none of them are terribly pretty.

It just makes it seem like he went to discount pimp warehouse for his "hos"
 

Q: Are We Not Pfah?

A: We Are Devo!
 

uh, that's not a coffee table. It's mirrored and goes all the way to the floor. That's a mini-stage. This K-Fed choad-bag has a little stripper-stage in his living room for when his little sister and her friends are over.
 

Thats nothing that a hammer and wood chisel wont fix
 

Now this isn't pure douche but it does illustrate everything that's wrong with rap (not that there's much right, but I digress). It's a professionally done pic so the guy had to pay to get them there in their bikinis. Or some producer paid them all to pose as some rapper pimp-and-ho troupe in the style of manufactured boy-bands.
But one thing's for sure. That guy wouldn't last three seconds in that pose in any natural situation. Only safely behind a camera and scripted lines.