Douchapalooza 08
 

very creative symbolism: (2) peace signs, (2) "the bird aka the finger", and (1) stuck out tongue.

grade school douche baggery at its finest
 

Day-yum: K.D. Lang went uber-butch, didn't she?

The look on Blondie's face is priceless: "What did I tell you about touching the HAIR?!?"

The look on right choad's face begs to be smacked with a rake shaver. Right in the uvula.
 

She's thinking, "WTF? Let me go already, you asshat!"
 

AX=Douchebag
 

i think the self commenting picture with the only non bag gesture known to ma...i am speaking of the johnny cash over the head of the chick behind the blonde...
blonde is two seconds from having her head crushed like a walnut...all it will take is for some one to throw armani exchane keys to an iroc and she is toast..
turn it down bruno and take peytons advice...buy bigger shirts
 

That blond hot has the longest fingers that I've ever seen.
 

I think she's waiting to go all Moe from the "Three Stooges" on ol' Stooge Douche here.
 

"Armani Exchange" is an anagram for "Nag Her Maniac Ex".

Which is what I hope Blondie does to him after the pregnancy test comes back blue.
 

@ revved up...

And she should get to jamming them long alien claws up uber-douche's ass!!!!

This pic is just a mess.... Uggggh!!!
 

Does his shirt say "I am Arm man in Axe"? Is this part of the HJBBaD code?
 

Mmmm ... douche salad. Extra vinegar in mine, please.

Amazing how 'bagling on the right is twice as obnoxious as Mr Babydoll Tee here, despite the fact he's only showing half his face.

She's gorgeous, but lost to a raging Grieco infection in at least its third stage. I'd offer my place as a halfway house, but someone has to promise to keep it secret from the shaved Magilla Gorilla who put her in a headlock here.
 

Just a disgusting pile of festering dog turds marinating in warm Natty Light and Tag can residue in the Arizona July noon day sun. This pic cries out for a mixture of poisioned dipped flaming throwing stars and possibly something to do with large carnivorous animals being let loose in this frat basement.
God help humanity.
 

Pumpy would crush this pretender like a rancid grape and smack that "I have the IQ of a retarded amoeba" smirk off his face, then backhand the taint slurper on the right into the next county while pawing both of blonde hotts love pillows with the other hand.

FFS
 

Is that Tyler Hansborough? newly crowned AP Player of the year for college hoops?

That would be a shame- not that I liked the guy, but I certainly didn't dislike him. Oh how things change so quickly...
 

long fingers = colon messager

I think I see a chunck in between.
 

steroid scrote yields discrete torso
and tighty armani is gina at thy rim
 

I think his old "Bad Boy Club" t-shirt finally bit the dust at the laundromat, so he was stuck with his younger brother's t-shirt. But hey, "Check out my muscles, babe!" I'll bet he also shaved his pubes so his pencil-dick would look a bit bigger.
 

@ mike -- or maybe he had trouble finding it?
 

ARRGHH!!!! PUMPY NO LIKE PUNY PUMPY FAKER!!! PUMPY SMASH!!!
 

I spy a HCwDB of the Week candidate. The tight designer shirt, the dog tag, the earrings, the doucheface and the hand gesture are the holy embodiment of all that is douchey.
 

Is the guy with the extra small t-shirt Michael McDouchal from MadTV?
 

Meat head douche spends his days pumping iron on Venice Beach. At night, he scours the LA bar scene looking for purveyors of the jelly dong. Once found, the dong is rolled in sand and he endures a heavy pumping.

Thanks you very much.
 

oh, and have a nice weekend.
 

Dude looks like an extra from the movie set of "Idiocracy".

Seriously.
 

God the guy on the right is trying too hard, like the one guy in every 50's greaser gang who wore white shades and started shit and let everyone else do the dirty work..."Get 'em Johniee yeah yeah get 'em"

I would like to make babies with blondie.
 

Let me be the first to comment on his stealth chin pube action. Look closely. Now, don't you wanna smack him at least ten times harder?
 

@mitch m

nice call
 

jesus h. christ on a butter biscuit...

this roided up douche is just the thing i needed to see before a night of heavy drinking.

i am now sufficiently angry enough to become an army of one.

god help the hapless douches who fall into my path tonight, for righteous wrath shall guide my words, and all who deserve their judgement shall tremble in shameful remorse.



gosh, i need a drink.


or 10.
 

Holy crap Mitch, the stealth chin pubes are immensely obnoxious.

Wow.
 

Why?!???!? Fucking god, WHY!?!?!?

This is the "soul crushing" experience that HCWDB is all about. Fuck! Look at her, look at him!

Jesus, I'm on my way to the nearest bridge to throw a triple-lindy. Anyone want to join me?
 

you know its bad when their lips are perma-fucked in that db pose. brunette really does not like the blond, either that or they're lovers and brunette is giving blond the reciprocating hand gesture to hers. what exactly is he doing with his fingers? its like a peace/west-syde hybrid. i fear he might crush me with his arms that are as big as my thighs.
 

I love the fact that it's only Smirking Scrote and Thomas Hayden Douche that are staring at the camera. Blondie hott just cannot be bothered and is probably looking at the blood moon eclipse signaling the Apocaplyse with joy.
 

Fuck me! Captain HGH's left bicep has grown a face and blonde hair.

Holy shit Rog' Clemens. Ease up on the ass injections.
 

@ Filthy McBaggin' -- in reality --these are the only kind of guys that put up with that little spoiled ass Paris Hilton bitch types.

Bitch shut up and get in my car.
 

speaking of it's time to start drinking, this next week is Little 500 week at Indiana University, a breeding ground of sorts for young douchebags from all over the country.
 

Tough Guy: "what are you lookin' at?"

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson: "well, I thought I was looking at my mother's douche bag, but then I remembered that's back in Ohio"

"Revenge of the Nerds" 1984
 

Props to Mitch M for spotting the chin strap. I totally missed that...and I totally just lost my lunch. I have never wanted to punch a photograph until now.
 

This fucking asshole's melon is begging for a Bruce Lee style roundhouse. Why is it that certain people really inspire rage within me? I think it has a lot to do with the chinstrap and that billboard shirt.

I want this place to go all Happy Land Social Club. Google it.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

I want to punch this skeeze in the face so badly.
 

I would like to uppercut douche on the right and watch his disembodied tongue flop around on the floor like a trout.
 

HE GOT U ADDIKTED 2 WHAT HIS CHIN GREW
 

That dude's neck is smaller than his biceps. You know The Douche is present when you see that. He's one fud up sac de douche. As for blondie... I'd nibble her dainty chin, work my way past her peaks of tranquility, and keep nibblin til all the nibblin's gone.
 

Those 7th Guest like fingers in the air says it best: Fuck you.
 

Im guessing he wears this shirt to refer back to when he forgets his abc's
 

Holy shit.

Holy shit!

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!!

I caught the "line beard" because a friend of mine sported that at one time. He did it as a goof many, many, MANY years ago. We'd always tell him to shave that shit off and he'd just say, "It really bothers you, doesn't it?" and laugh. Well, fast forward a few years and it seemed like every douche out there had one.

Happy Land Social Club... that is one classic reference. Though, in all honesty I believe that this place deserves much worse. Or at least he does.

Are chicks really this stupid? Does she really like this guy? Can she talk to him and actually get anything more than a grunt?

God, I hate women.
 

Why are you guys being so mean to him? He seems like a really nice guy.

Staten Island needs to be nuked.
 

look at the line in pumpy's homo-cep.... he's subtly flexing.
 

Fuerio from The Sopranos
 

Good God how fitting. King Kong ('76) just came on AMC and proffered Jessica Lang side boob and horrendous 70's dialogue. I think the ape has a better chance at human interaction than any of these tools. Unless, of course, they are part of some State School for the Deaf prom planning committee and are communicating in ways ... no, they are just Scrotes.

Speaking of horrendous communication, I think pfah left one of the most butchered haiku's ever under his snarling dog alias. Whether or not it was he, I got a huge lauhg. Thanks.
 

@ anon 4:53 - this fuckstick is NOT Pumpy. Pumpy had chunks of guys bigger than this douche in his stool.
 

Had no idea Armani had a line of douchewear.
 

@ anon 5:51 - my mistake. please excuse my amateur douche analysis. im still learning the ropes.
 

OK, now THIS is a scrote abomination of biblical proportions! The douchebag clusterfuck swirling around this stoic Hott is really an astounding thing to behold, one that I would've assumed was impossible given known laws of physics. I think it was Nikola Tesla [or perhaps Howdy Doody's evil twin FuckOff Doody] who theorized that such a conglomeration of fartclowns would collapse on itself, creating a new cosmic phenomenon similar to a Black Hole. It was the dreaded Fleshtone Quasar-anus. Fortunately this potentially destructive celestial body could be neutralized by laughing at it until you wet your pants. But then, I guess we'll never know. It didn't happen as Nikola Doody or whoever predicted. I'm relieved.
 

Those... faces. This must be in the weekly.
 

does anyone else notice the gohst nipple on his chin? Maybe Im just crazy, but i swear to God there is somethin' there. Maybe its a booger.
 

fuck...this site is the best thing to happen to the internet! too fuckin' funny. it's about time....
 

roids kill and I can not wait till they stike again
 

@ candy: Seriously??

http://www.waxjudge.com/fashion_armani_exchange.html
 

you people are retarded..get a life and get off the computer. maybe go to the gym with this kid in the pic because he could probably rip you to pieces. faggots.
 

Anon 11:27 - DB1 posted your picture and your having a difficult time with the criticism. It's ok, we understand that going through life as a meathead douchbag may be a tad bit difficult.

Hey, maybe if you work real hard you too can get a education, real job and a normal life -- just lay of the weights. Mmmkay.
 

Anon 11:27 - I guess you're missing the irony on several levels. For example, take your own advice and get off your computer and get a life.
 

@ Anon 11:27

What do you define as a life? Lifting weights 4 hours a day with barely-clothed men, showering with men, staring at yourself in the mirror, then making retarded faces into a camera?

I'll keep mine. Notice, my pic isn't on a site called HotchickswithDouchebags.com, thats the main reason.
 

Is that Chuck Norris???
 

this kid loooks like the man .. hes pretty much ALL DAY .. i duno bout u but i heard he slays mad cunt?? may be wrong but thats wut i heard
 

that kind of does look like chuck norris .... i just noticed that he looks like he empregnates women with that look hes gut
 

@ anon 9:47 -

I think that's a real nipple. Evidently roids have side-effects we hadn't imagined. Now the scourge of Douchechin Milk stands ready to intensify public paranoia. Egads.
 

Come to Boston shit talkers. He would tear you all apart.
 

i think those boys are HOT.
 

u faggets are all fukin queers whu sit insode all day with nothing better to do but hate on ppl who actually get pussy...like we give a fuck whut u think ..notice how we are the ones slaying bitches and ur just observing...all u cancer patients can go suck the aids off my chest n fuck ur dead mother in her popcorn pussy
 

THIS KIDS SPEEEEDIN in the fast lane.....you faggets suck pipe in the breakdown
 

@ anon 12:47

just my luck (sarcasm shit head) I'll be in Boston this week for a lil' stretch & I look forward to doing a burnout on your over-developed chest & under-developed skull... watch out for white mini vans!
 

girl in the background is not flippin' the bird... just indicating the source of the latest herpes strain outbreak, you know the one that makes your arms & chest swell prior to busting out in rivers of pus!
 

pfff, at least this guy can pull a hot girl while the rest of u jerk off to free porn wishing u could pull ass
 

What MR.E1EVEN said, for those of you who do not speak Douche:

Why, hello there! It is nice to meet you! My name is Mr. Eleven.

In the picture you will see my buddy. He likes girls. So do I. We are special friends.

We are not smart. We will never have good jobs. We will never have stable marriages. Our children will hate us.

Our penises do all of our thinking for us. It is fun. They are so tiny!

Do you like us? Yes or no? Please say yes.

Thank you!

Good-bye for now.
 

And now, what ALL DAY MCGREGOR said, for those of you who do not speak Douche:

Greetings!

I am All Day McGregor.

Does the man in the picture like girls?

I think he does.

I think he likes to do fun things with them.

I like girls.

Someday I would like to do fun things with girls, too.

I like the man.

I like turtles.

I am not smart.

Good-bye.
 

That douche's one eyeball will haunt my dreams for decades...kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!