I think they should split up.
She should move on and become a cheap stripper off I-80.
He should get a job as a neanderthal at the natural history museum.
Turdacious
 

I'd vote for D but looks like they are not capable of doing such. Subway, less grease for your forehead.
 

Tony is an industrial product placement engineer. Tony! Hey! Take these boxes off the loading dock and put them in the stockroom!
 

OK... here's the thing.... if Clara seems a bit confused, perhaps it's because she's got the boobies hanging almost entirely loose and Tony (Curtis) is dressed in a fucking Gladiator costume, carrying a sword instead of ravaging her and further mussing her long dark hair.

Seriously... chest-plate and a fucking sword? Tony? WTF??

Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
 

Don't try and get away from me or i'll slice you up with this sword.
Turdacious
 

I love mailroom toga parties. They are liquored up and moist. That means only one thing: B. WhiteCastle. Do they let you in white castle with an earring, a plastic suit of armor and a plastic sword?
 

I believe Glad-Bag over he needs to impale himself on a real sword and leave miss clara with me for a while. I would make she was hand fed the finest of cuisines.
 

Well, D is impossible for these two seemingly lifeless drones. I'm going to have to say B because hard-to-pronounce food from Taco Bell may scare them and Subway requires too much thought: hot or cold, what kind of bread, what kind of toppings. On the other hand, White Castle is simple. Like them.
 

Hers a picture of the happy couple just after learning they won the powerball lottery.
Turdacious
 

Pat, Can I buy an E.
Turdacious
 

A. Taco Bell!
 

Playing gladiator dress-up.

So easy, this caveman can do it.
 

there's no way in hell either one of those troglodytes are capable of doing D, so i'll vote for A with a side order of napalm.

Taco Bell and flames, bitches!
 

Do you like Gladiator movies, Timmy?

Really, the only drawback to costume parties is douchebags. Otherwise, I'm all in favor of any excuse for less-inhibited girls to dress like trampy mctramppants.

Something tells me this guy and Fish Slap are homies. Must be the costume.
 

Timmy, did you ever spend time in a Turkish prison?
 

Just noticed the copenhagen dispenser in the background. They're either at a 7-11 in New Jersey or this was taken in Alabama, the only state where putting a cope dispenser in your kitcher improves your home value.
 

Again, we deal with, which now can't be mistaken, a costume party.

And again, we deal with a douche in douche gear.

However, I will go Germanic Barbarian to his Roman Doucheness and go Heruli on his head.

Then I will capture his school girl temptress and bring her back to my newly claimed kingdom in the Ostrogoths.
 

I vote B; they look like a White Castle couple.
 

i heard this greasy choad is fucking jimmy kimmel
 

I remember Fish Slap had that same outfit on. He is one of them.
 

I'd say "B". If Tony steps into the wrong White Castle, he may get his ass kicked for looking like that. Plus, I have a feeling Clara may have already made a few too many trips to Taco Bell...
 

OK. She is obviously a demon from the Bleeth ring of Hell. Which only means I would douse her with holy water before making a perfect swan dive into the valley of the perfect cleavage.

Douche here however appears to have suffered a blow to the head just above the right eyebrow. Probably some fellow 'bag lobbing a Corona at him from across the room while he was putting on his Scrotimus Maximus costume.

And B is the obvious answer. Although next time he should eat the food instead of rubbing it on his face.
 

Seems to me that Tony can munch on Cherries and Milk for the next milennia and Clara probably is working on a sausage she hasn't finished. So my vote goes to D.

Flyinfox_SATX
 

Taco Bell, White Castle and Subway...I am calling big ass downstairs on Bruntette Tons of Fun.

Tony needs to off himself with his sword preferably.

USS Douchenbag
 

@danny noonan -

Re: the Copenhagen dispenser

Shouldn't Tony be dressed up as Chew-baccy?
 

Cant go wrong with T-bizzle
 

I vote for E...

Kill themselves.
 

throw douchous maximus sporidiotus greaseballous to the lions.

mmmmmm nice big natural boobies.
 

E - check for a pulse.
 

"E" - be expunged from existence, post haste!
 

F. Punch him in the nuts and draw a penis on the side of his face. Take the wench and cut off her supply of Vicodin, perhaps then she can regain some form of personality...
 

B. None of the other options will allow them to get back in time to their part-time jobs as "Wench with big knockers" and "Biggus Doucheous" at the Renaissance Fare off highway 90.
 

A. They look like the Taco Bell sort.

But, While he is douchey, very mcuh so...she is well, at least for me, NOT HOT. Boobage, yes...BUTTAFACE!
 

E. Boobs
 

A. Then they will have the matching poo smell...
 

Tony... here's a twenty... you get your ass on over to White Castle and chow down. Clara you and I need to talk Taco.
 

Does she have a beard?
 

Fuck the "Lord of the Rings" fanclub.


Ben Hur Douche looks like he was baptized in the Taco Bell grease trap. He then toweled off with several White Castle burger patties. Then he pointed and smirked at Jared Fogel.


I'm gonna be honest - Clara looks fucking retarded. Sorry. She's ghastly. Her tits don't come close to making up for the chickstache. I would imagine the crotch of her panties is a permanent yellow-brown hue.
 

the casting call for ben-hur was 1959!!! go back to jiffy lube!
 

Look its another costume party picture. Wait, let me guess this is not a custome its a real outfit with a sword!!! So he is a douchebag since he wears a shield and carries a sword when they are out.
 

Z. All of the above
 

E. Fight to the death
 

Hey Tony's eyes: pick a direction.
 

That's actually Simon Cowell's lesser successful brother, Stuart, who doles out kidney pies and scones to tourists in Manchester.
 

Is this a trick question? Because they should jump off the tallest building they can find. Into a vat of car battery acid. With rusty razors and acid-resistant sharks swimming about in it.

What will they do, though, I wonder? I don't know for sure, but I'd bet you dollars to donuts it involves a mirror and Tony flexing his guns in self-amazement.

(yawn)

Will you look at his forehead? Attn Evolution Skeptics: This is the last nail in your argument's coffin, folks. I'm sorry, but it's over. All he's missing is a tree to hang from and a lump of poo in one hand.
 

Clara is a bit too husky to be considered a "hot chick" methinks...
 

this asshole looks like he is missing a chromosome or 2. nice fuckin face dick beater! oh and sweet cans on this slut.
 

"Bag Hur"
 

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? MAXIMUS 'BAG HAS SPOKEN, NOW DISSIPATE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
 

Where's the hot?
 

hey, jay leno called. he wants his chin back.
 

what are the dressed as? Naughty nurse and the gayilator?

What is she holding in her right hand?

the necklace he wears is very gay. but then again, it might be that he is a foreigner.
 

Aaaaaawwww - they look so happy...

Like they just fought about money or something. Like in bcs's homemade videos. In fact, she probably just told him she wants nothing to do with his cock tonight.
 

I have a sudden urge for milk. I'd replace her pink choker with a new pearl necklace.
 

Hey, uhhhhhh... you got the time?

Yeah, I gota watch. I just can't read it.

Got the time...?
 

i believe clara is a chalupa FROM taco bell. id bet thats wheres tony came across her in the first place.
 

Tony should eat Clara's breast

Clara should eat Tony's ass
 

E. His complexion makes me think PIZZA.



THIS


IS


NEWARK!!!
 

Its Xena Warrior Princess..and some chick with HUGE cans.
 

///senor squash...newark..300...LMAO
 

Newark?!?!?!?

*convulsions*
 

ok...this pic explains what david chase wouldn't tell you at the end of the sopranos...obviously tony passed out in his onion rings and died...the trauma was hardest on meadow because her ivy league pretensions were shattered as she went from cosa nostra novelty to bridge and tumnnel trash and was flunked out...she tried stripping in manhattan but her ben and jerry's problem pushed her back over the river andd into the bing...this scrote is simply the latest of low level no button soldiers from little carmines crew that have taken over in the power4 vacuum they all tip well but mostly the atraction is banging tony's daughter and cuckolding his family from beyond the grave
 

These two obviously couldn't make the cut for the cast of 300 so, Dave Navarro cast them in his porn epic 2.98 and judging from the vacant look on the chick's face, she's got a career of smoking poles ahead of her. Him? He'll be pushing 90 feet of shopping carts back into the grocery store.
 

"What is best in life"

"To douche your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their vimmen."
 

C! It's always C!

But there's no reason for both of them to go. Tony can go get the food. Clara and I will stay behind, get stark-ass naked, and get completely rowdy. I'm a sucker for her dark hair and Asian-esque eyes. The cleavage isn't hurting, either.

Subway, eat fresh. I have a footlong. Clara has an appetite. Do the math.
 

They look like my Persian cousins who have no idea what they're doing trying to blend in and look like the hottest couple in the room. They usually do A or B depending on what coast they're on.
And then they'll do the opposite of D ... she'll keep getting attention tramping herself up before finding a nice man-wallet to abuse because he doesn't fulfill the fucked up fantasies in her fucked up head, and he'll give his future wife post-partem depression while he goes to strip-clubs. And he'll only have a future wife because his mom wants him to.