Jesus, think about the amount of Axe required to cover up that stench.
 

Whoa!

Is that R. Kellydouche on the prowl?
 

DB1 is upping the ante today. It's like you were mad at Haiku 1 for not being baggy enough. Then he gives you Haiku 2, Gator and now this??? Whomever pissed him off apologize!!!!
 

Check out this smegma stain. Doesn't he know that Mardi Gras is already over or is he preparing for the annual Douchi Gras
 

O...M....G....speechless

(recovering)..did this guy just come out of the Micheal Jackon's "Thriller" video?
 

That choad looks like he was attending the World's Worst Bret Michaels Look Alikes
 

@douchetorious B.A.G. said...

It was me, i mocked DB1's choice of the haiku subject. Hes more than redeemed himself
 

@douchetorious B.A.G. said...

It was me, i mocked DB1's choice of the haiku subject. Hes more than redeemed himself
 

@douchetorious B.A.G. said...

It was me, i mocked DB1's choice of the haiku subject. Hes more than redeemed himself
 

What type of hairstyle is that choadwhore going with.....Looks like a certified nest for rodents or some type of slime mold


Anyways I christen this choadship


Axle Choad
 

I once had a booger that looked like a turd with a face on it.

Now I wish I had saved it. I could have compared it to DB1's turd to see what more closely resembled the scrot in this picture.
 

JESUS!


is he wearing some for of cheap Dollar General mascara?


Me no likely the hotts in this one....a bit ugly and too much contrasting hair colors

Looks like they probably slept with the Neanderdouche and loved every minute of


LOOK!

I'm already having a herpes outbreak by just looking at this photo


MOM!


Wheres the Valtrex Extra Strength?
:(
 

YUCK!


If I had X-Ray glasses I could probably see a sizeable infestation of herpes and gonorrhea in all three of those disgusting examples of human beings.


those two hotts who I would probably bang in deep regret for my genitals would burst into flames from the amount of STDs roaming through their vaginal canals
 

Side boob blond -- hot
Skanky Brunette -- not
Turd in the middle -- crotch rot.
 

Ecstasy, helping douchebags get laid for years.

you know, nothings sexier than a bag with a fucked up face and more makeup than a $5 whore on the corner of Main Street.

DB1, this is not just your turd, this is a concentrated sludge of the world's shit, boiled down, until THIS was left in the pan. the hotts were contaminated in the process, spill over you know.

the hotts scream skank too much to me to really consider them hot. someone needs to feed blond, i can see her ribs, its creeping me out.
 

someone made a comment in the last pic's thread about a Shit Golem. DB1, excellent job paying attention to your readers and knowing what they want to see.

Army of Douche-ness
 

The logo in the upper left says everything

Total Break............from reality


Its hell on Earth I tells ya!



The Douchepacalypse and Choadageddon has arrived


Mephistophedouche and Beezelchoad have come to reap the souls of innocent yet inebriated hotts who dare stray into the hellish pits of douchebaggery



It is UPON US!
 

@Fran Drescher's Soiled Lingerie - yes, it is important to protect the genitals. Spontaneous genital eruptions are not advisable.
 

I can only imagine the stench here is unbearable.

The ABC's of STD's that are represented in this picture is astounding.

It's like porn tailored for AIDS patients. Very sick.

I'm going to take a shower.
 

Jesus Christ! My monitor just developed a lesion!
 

Mmmrphhghh, for fuck sake db1 urrrp-- oh god
 

I'm sure I've seen the blonde hot in glamour/"teen" porn, i.e. no hardcore. She might be European.
 

Ashley Simpson on the left?
 

That would explain the STD.
 

I can't even comment on this. Thanks for the nightmares tonight DB1.

Excellent sideboob, though.
 

The blond is hot but I don't think that she is really blond.

This dude reminds me of that guy in you college dorm who sold pre-written papers and test answers but yet wasn't in a fraternity.

And has Ashley Simpson really fallen this far?
 

its pluto from hills have eyes with hair and booby beads
 

DB1's turd actually grew up, joined a union and now works as a dirt pipe fitter.
 

what scares me more than anything is this...

DB1 usually ramps up his assault on fridays, starting small and ending with a bang.

that being said, i am truly frightened to see what comes next.




ugh.

quittin time can't come fast enough today.

whiskey, my old friend, look out.
tonight, you don't stand a chance!
 

God I love innersideboob or whatever we have decided to name it. That blonde kicks ass. She looks familiar, like she's been on here before but I can't remember for sure.

WTF is that choad wearing?? Are ridiculous oversized beads the new dog tags?
 

Beetlejuice!
 

Shit Golem was a metaphor DB1 a METAPHOR. Can't sleep douche will eat me, can't sleep douche will eat me.
 

I'm frightened and sick at the same time. I can't help looking at his forehead and thinking of the invisible man. There must be another set of eyes behind that bandana and sunglasses, which would also explain why skank 1 & 2 are puking anal beads out of their mouths. or maybe not. in any event, clear the bathroom, cuz i'm gonna hurl . ..
 

A turd by any other name would never smell as nasty as this does.
You people laugh but this is why we need "smash the douche laws".
I've busted cleaner and more respectable crack whores then those two bar wrecks.
I was going to try tostay sober tonight but after seeing this that is not likely.
Thanks alot DB1 you prick.
 

This Harold and Kumar offspring, looks like he drank the Kool-Aid.

This douche has to go straight to the hall of scrote, but my only objection would be; not enough chin dribble, and i cant tell if its guyliner or doucheBAGS under his eyes
 

*THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.*

That sound you hear is me repeatedly slamming my head against my desk.

I see a picture like this, and I am more convinced than ever that we as a society are circling the proverbial drain. Or bowl if you will.
 

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! wait.....

It's M. Night Shamaylan

The King of Terrible Scary Movies... but this M.Night Wannabe has a ManDana on so he's cool
 

This guy actually looks like Ralph Douchio after spending too much time in a tanning bed.

Or maybe he just got finished getting his a$$ kicked by the blond frat douche from Karate Douche I.

It's a douche
Douche summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a douche
Douche Summer
Now you're gone
You're not the only douche...
 

Is that Daniel LaRusso?
Douche on
Douche off

Put him in a body bag Johnny !!!
Yeaahhhh!!!! HaHa
 

Is that Daniel LaRusso?
Douche on
Douche off

Put him in a body bag Johnny !!!
Yeaahhhh!!!! HaHa
 

@ johnny scrotten - I made the same comment in the Gator's Dad thread. Unforuntately, we're both correct.
 

This guy is really bothering me now. I keep refreshing, but he's still there. He should be called "The Floater."
 

By all that is holy this disgusting bag of night road kill should be just that....
Road kill
 

It's like a septic tank has blown up and no matter how much you wash and clean the stench and filth will not come off.
Is it possible that these bags of hazmat ever had a family or a fuzzy furry pet or even a glimpse of anything remotley clean?
I will now begin my consumption of grain beverages. I can already tell there will not be enough.
 

It's like a nightmare mash-up of a German scat video and a Gumby episode...he looks like he shares the horse duplex with Pfah - the ass end of the horse...this guy could make a swimming pool look like YooHoo after one dip...he uses turds for toilet paper...his soulless eyes look like geriatric brown and purple labias....

And for skank's sake....these girls want to make out for the camera but they can't; if they kissed their herpes sore crusts would hook like velcro. And I couldn't imaging boinking them; it would be like sticking your woody into a bucket of extra crispy KFC...with 3-day razor stubble...

FUKCEN TARMAL...Why, DB1...why......bad bad man...
 

what can i say about this bag he is liam gallagher to dennis rodman's john lennon in the cartesian plane of scrote...
blonde is cute in a porn version of a college girls kinda way but where is where i jump the tracks..
pfah has his bea arthur i have my ashley simson its just that simple i don't like to talk about it much its like a criminal record only some people understand...i see brunette as a version of 2004 ashley and that makes me want to bang her
 

I'm going to be up all night trembling and rocking back and forth under the blanket. Don't let him get me!
 

Im pretty sure this guy caused the cryptosporidum outbreak in Milwaukee some years back, and you can get Hep A by looking at him. Please, DB1 for the sake of us all eat more fiber.
 

The Floater is still there. Out of all the bags I've seen this month, this guy pisses me off the most. It's like someone flushed a turd covered racoon
 

WHY ARE THE SITE COMMENTS BOLD AND BIG? IT'S NOT EASIER TO READ AND IT'S LIKE EVERY COMMENT IS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET ATTENTION, JUST LIKE TYPING EVERYTHING IN CAPS. IS THIS A DOUCHE COMMENTING FORMAT?
 

Here's a suggestion don't put your laptop under a microscope
 

k well stripperella and her friend, not as hot but will act like a whore to be excepted, most likely hang out with guys like this on a regular basis...the sad part is, douchey mcgotherson is merely spreading his diseases to unsuspecting women around the community..
 

kcornwell....
You just proved your own point.
 

DB1, I was able (once) to make a poop that looked just like a smiley face. As I flushed it, I couldn't help but say "Have a Nice Day!", and waved it goodbye.
 

I'm sure I'd rather submit to a prostate exam with no lubricant than ever see this picture again. This is wrong on so many levels, two rings, eye piercing, stripper hott suggestively tonguing ben wa balls. Wait a minute... didn't Will Smith wipe these fuckers out in his last horrible movie....the fucking undead just freak me the hell out.

Admin you must troll some of the greasiest and darkest spots on the net for these gems. Thank you for your efforts.
 

Even Charles Manson would throw up these filthy beasts.
 

Even Charles Manson would throw up these filthy beasts.
 

Is this for real or is he Mr Hanky from a SouthPark Christmas special?
 

Oh let em shine on
Oh let em shine on
Let them blue boobie sparkles
Shine on me

Oh let em shine on
Let em shine on
Let them sparkly aqua boobies
Shine on me

-- Jigokumimi
 

@kcornwell

start/settings/control panel/display/settings/screen resolution. Change it to something higher than 800x600

Or.......

view/text size/decrease

Or

Start/shut down/shut down

Have it your way
 

@ b.a.g.

Poetry my compadre, sheer fucking poetry. (clap, clap, clap)
 

This douche is dead! These bleeths killed him and are mocking his dead scrote ass. Well douchey, it's too late for you, but I will always find room in my heart to believe that bleeths like that can be rehabilitated. Come to daddy.

Douche Scrotesteen
 

I count three turds and some cleavite. Nastiness that needs a quarantine.
 

I need to vomit.

Blondie can swing by Brooklyn any time and I'll put her up. And by "put her up" I mean bang the beans out of her.

I want to kick this douhes teeth down his throat.
 

The best thing about this picture is you know those beads were in his ass 10 minutes before it was taken.
 

DB1 I just have one thing to say to you buddy.

My prostate brings all the whores to the bar,
whores to the bar
whores to the bar


Because my prostate drops better turds than yours,
better turds than yours
better turds than yours

Seriously DB1, even my green shits look better than that. You might want to change your diet or pinch it off early next time. From the look of your turds hair you might have been eating alot of corn. As for the skanks forget about it. At least Yak was human, so his girl was salvageable. These whores are not only touching but licking feces, which we all know can give you a nice stomach full of tapeworm. Thanks, but I will pass. This turd has the stench of weekly all over it. I have to go and pepper the bowl with some EAS now. Hopefully it will bring me some hotts. Should I spray with Axe instead of lysol afterwards?
 

This guy is a dirty sanchez if I have ever seen one. Does that wipe off?
 

Weekly. NOW.

Monthly. LATER.

DOUCHIE 2008? I totally bet money.
 

eds well played i was saving that song for a future date...i guess cultural rattrap conservation does one no good...kellis should show up on a vh1 show with in the month
 

This guy is a human Dirty Sanchez: He looks like someone pulled out and dotted him in the eyes with their stained tool.

As for the hotts, I would hope they are pros. But, in this case, money certainly cannot buy happiness considering they will have to live the rest of their lives with the stench and shame associated with accepting this turd's indecent proposal. I would not even look at either of these skanks again for fear of catching some light-borne virus into my eyes.

kingcityDouche
 

never posted here before. this guy is the biggest douche bag I've seen so far.. I think this poor girl probably got salmonella poisoning by sharing airspace with this queen.. terrifying.
 

i think he might be from pakki stain
 

Didn't I see this guy on Karate Kid?
 

I've held off on Turd because I've been busy and couldn't devote proper time to the task. His hotts are just attractive enough to make me realize that if I indeed go out on a Saturday night at 11:50pm and get drunk enough that I may wind up somewhat interested in something that has gotten so dangerously close to the Vile Pitt. Can I bathe her in hydrogen peroxide before fondling?

The hotts look bona fide fun and his nasty skin tone and gel are about as slitheringly grody as Joey Porsche's taint must be. What kills me in this one, though, is not the sunglasses-on-mandanna look, the slime, the beads, the stoned look, or the idea of these hotts being with his VISA card. Its his dual ring hand signal so lazily displayed with a thumb and forefinger indication of the length of his hose that catapults this fucknut to stratosdouchic levels.

May they burn the sofa he sat on.
 

Sweet! You liked my submission. It was hard to pick just one eh?
 

what is wrong with that guy, he looks like a dead dragqueen
 

Dude, Turd Flush is the shit!!!