That's a tatoo of a freaking heart. It's in the wrong place.
 

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HCWDB.com today officially unveiled "Small Penis Week", featuring their usual assortment of "hot chicks with complete douchebags", but this week, douchebags with small penises is the theme. When asked for comment, DB1 said, "I think it's important to highlight that in addition to their small brains, douchebags also have very tiny peckers." The douchebags did not return our calls.
 

He should have just gotten a tattoo of a huge bulls-eye on his stomach instead...
 

i think blondie is squeezing one out by the looks of things......



....his band still sucks......
 

All aboard the douche bus!
 

Teri Garr Hott is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

This picture is just bad bad bad.
 

Soccer hooligan on the loose
Naked, he ran with the Goose
A hott on the train
Was later found slain
Now he dances at the end of a noose
 

Now that I think about it, I know what her face means...

At the time this photo was taken, she was thinking: "I'm gonna be on HCwDB in 3 days...awesome."
 

oh man fucking awesome picture. the look on blonde's face is classic. it's like she's thinking, "Fuck, I hope none of my friends see this picture." if i had to describe the face she's making with one word, it would be "poo". stinky, stinky poo.

jesus, what a tool. i'd like to know the back story to this picture and the sequence of events that led to this. If I had to guess, I would say this guys in a British rock band, and this is backstage. The blonde really wanted to hook up with the drummer, but got stuck with the douchebag lead singer.
 

That shit might have been cool in the 80's but it's not cool now put on some pants you freako retardo douche...Like us cutie smells poo.
 

I don't see this guy as a 'bag. He is a moron for sure, but not douchey enough.

White athletic socks with a red stripe? 1970 called and they want thier stuff back.

Feauhawk or Bedhead? Hard to tell.

Maybe I am just jaded after the massive battle between Turd Flush and Dog in the weekly. How can this dork compare the the baggitude of those monsters.
 

@bcs

You could be right. This loser might be Pete Doherty's fill-in while he's in jail.
 

something about this picture screams drunken bum-douche on a city bus or subway.

this guy is the main reason that public transportation is not even a viable option for anyone but the insane.

I'm betting he already threw up, and it was on his pants.

fuckin pussy.
 

What is up with guy's hairstyles these days?

You could probably have a 4 year old cut your hair and it would look "trendy".
 

This pic made me crawl under my large oak desk and cry my lunch away. Perhaps it is merely the culmination of today's pics combined with turd flush that makes me want to crucify myself, but I honestly don't know how much more I can take.

shit
 

This guy is a freaking idiot! Just look like him. I am impressed he didn't make it to to douchebag poll! VOTE FOR THE BEST DOUCHEBAG HERE
 

inappropriate behavior for the city bus, my friend. bad form.

he is undoubtedly the guy who pours his drink in the urinal when he pees and pretends to be drunk so he can hit on girls. he wears a sport coat with no shirt so people will ask him if he is in a band.
 

@samuel you might wanna tell whoevers page that is you linked to that greasy dirty mail and king douchous are the same dude. at least he linked the source.
 

@samuel - What up with the weak ass ripoff!
 

Those are totally school bus windows. I am guessing he is in a school bus that has been somehow modified, maybe for his band, maybe it is like a party bus that you rent.
 

designer vodka for d-bags equals water for mammals, can't live without it.
 

Anyone remember that pic of Lou Reed Joey Ramone and Debbie Harry hanging out outside of CGBG's? Thinking of that keeps the bile down on these two weak-ass emo wannabes. She is cute, though.
 

I can actually smell this picture.

And it smells like - you guessed it - poo.
 

Samuel, we can't vote for the best douchebag. Your name's not on the list.
 

oh man, I just cannot stop laughing. That poor poor poor girl. Her face, oh man, it makes me happy that people can still identify total douches. He doesn't look drunk, he just looks like a total tool. Where's the bouncer when you need him! Or at least the bus driver of this hell on wheels. Judging from the shoulder pads, I'm gonna assume that he lost his clothes somewhere along the line and which ever mom is chaperoning this shin dig loaned him her jacket.
 

This guy is just a fucking cracker douche wanna be.
Fucking hilarious.
 

This is not a douche. He is a drunk guy having fun and he lost his pants in the process.

A douchebag is someone who talks shit and thinks they are the shit. A douchebag has an inflated self-esteem, a huge ego and acts like they are god gifts to woman on this earth. They over accessorize with pube hair, jewelry, clothing and can be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/ or sun-visors on backwords, tilted or upside down. A douchebag can be seen with many hand signals and unnatural facial expressions thinking they are the cool shit.At the end of the day they think they own the Universe...

I think there are way too many pictures of non douchebags on this site that got caught having a good ole time such as this fellow here. There are plenty of douchebags out there. Please lets keep it to the real douchebags.
 

That "Samuel" douche's ripoff page is not affiliated with my site in any way. He's about the 10th or 11th site to steal my stuff, but at least he gave a credit. Sort of.
 

And I'm not sure why you don't think he fits in here. Dbag fauxhawk/just a fucked up cut, the jacket with no shirt (I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt that he lost his shirt AND pants.), and that's a bag hand gesture if ever I saw one. Plus he's encroaching on this girl's personal space. I don't care if you are drunk, being drunk does not give you an excuse to act like an ass and let your dbness leak out. He's even got slight sign o the douche on his head, coupled with the Grey Goose this just pushes it over the edge. Now he's not the most egregious display of douchity that we've seen on this site but he certainly makes the cut.
 

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I'm giving this guy a pass on douchedom. Get rid of the ever guido goose and he's just a regular moron with no pants having a great time.

I actually think the heart tattoo is funny.

Her face is classic and his penis IS small...so we have that on him, i guess
 

Wow - what a party animal.


I can't really say I mind looking at this guy in his skivies though.
 

Look at his hair.
Look at his gay ass tats.
Look at his hand signs
Look at his finger bling.
Oh did I mention HE'S NOT WEARING PANTS!
Tighty Blackies.

DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE
He's not hardcore douche, but he's looking at the off ramp and he's got his turn signal on.
 

So now every guy who has any facial hair or one that wears a ring or has 1 tatoo is a douche?

I guess everyone keep your arms to the side when there is a picture taken. This guys is not making a hand signal. He is in the middle of his drunken stooper talking. There is no finger pointing. There are no hand gestures. He is not even looking at the camera. He is probably asking or his pants back from the guy that has it next to the picture taker.

This picture is more funny than anything else. Anyways everyone agrees he is not a douche or he is borderline. So why is this chick a hottie? She is probably in the 7's max.

Dude=Not douche.
Chick=Not a hottie.
 

We're not saying he's a stage 5 douchebag from the 10th circle of 'bag hell here, but we do not discriminate against douchitude. We must observe dbagery in all forms to be able to properly identify and appreciate it when we come across it. This is an example of one of those things you just need to get a vibe for. I look at this picture, and realize that his behavior will only get worse through the course of the night. Look at the girl, you don't make that face at just people being drunk and having fun. The more alcohol that is consumed the bigger the chance of a db forming and he's got good potential to be a full fledged 'bag destined for the HoS. I mean, seriously, WHO PARTIES ON A CONVERTED SCHOOL BUS. Even worse, they needed WRIST BANDS to get in. What? How does that happen? That means they probably PAID to get in. It's not even a nice conversion. It's "we put the seats against the side and removed the gum from the walls" kind of a conversion. I bet it still smells like little kid stench. Yes, blond lady, I would too be making that face if I were in your situation. What we really need is a pic from later on in the night to see his progress.
 

This goes beyond all shirtless bags I have ever seen in the clubs.
 

Now for the clue...

This artist once had a #1 hit in 1978 with the song "Do you think I'm duchey"?
 

wow. some douche finally found a pair with the white belt built in. yet another designer deserves to be shot.
 

This guy obviously got on the short bus of life...
 

i've been in many shitty bands.
i've got tattoos.
i've got facial hair.
i know my douches.

this, sir, is a musical douche if there ever was one.

even the blonde can smell it....
 

@anon 2:42
aren't you late for a Costume Party or something?
 

flock of seagulls haircut 'bag
pantless, we watch his scrotum sag
hott stays for the goose
and cranberry juice
but now must regret the myspace photo tag.
 

11:42 even
 

THIS PIC HAS MADE MY DAY.

Drunk douchebag with dumbass hipster haircut, on a bus with a bottle o’ Goose, grabbing attention from his cute seatmate who has a sense of humor about it ... and look at his de-pantsed hairless thighs, for fuck’s sake!

I have been laughing for fifteen minutes straight. I repeat, THIS PIC HAS MADE MY DAY.
 

Underoos. Underwear that's fun-to-wear.

Just the perfect covering for a frat boy who's hung like a hamster.
 

and this my sweet young sandis is why you throw the kinicki's back no matter how old or desperate you get...sorry gotta go see if my girlfriend will give me my balls back...hooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeey
 

Scenester with American Apparel briefs and runnin' buckwild with The Goose, won't know his pants are missing until he tries stumbling in for his morning barista shift at The Bitter End coffee shop (across the street from Spirit Dreams Womyn's Books) and feels a draft whistling up his crack.

At this moment, however, it's become readily apparent that someone had Indian food for lunch again.

A lot of Indian food.

With an abundance of lentils.
 

that's amy poehler in some sketch. right?
 

Good example of a lesser-noticed feature of the douchebag: his attempt to steal the limelight in the photo, misguidedly thinking that some aspect of his leaden banality is in any way more interesting than the dynamite charisma of his hott. Fuck off, Underdouche, I want to see the cutie, not you. Come to think of it, there are probably few things in the universe that I want to see LESS than you and your skid-collectors.
 

I finally stopped laughing at this photo long enough to have it all make perfect sense.

This retard is the bus' driver.
 

Ugh, is that you Mikael?
 

If that picture was not taken in 1997 which was the last time his look might be considered "hip" (and the year Grey Goose debuted and some non-douche vodka lovers tried it for the novelty) for the under thirty crowd who missed punk/hardcore but still identify with it then this gentleman is indeed a douche.

Damn him and the ridiculous, run on sentence he inspired.

At least he's not wearing a white belt. But I am sure when he does wear pants, his belt is white.
 

gotta love the english... now punch him in the bread basket
 

"Yah, so, like, I catch him and his like roadie...like in the back seat..like going down on each other...and he like fucking freaks and set up this like picture and I'm all like *whatever*.."

Brick.
To the face.
Repeat.