Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Wednesday Limerick
Pippy just wants peace for the earth,
So why must we mock his douche worth?
The hottie will say,
Pip, Pip, Pooray!
When Pippy's shipped off to Leavenworth.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:25 PM 
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there once was a dude named pippy
with an AR-15 he would rippy
into taliban bodies
then he snuggles with hotties
while nerds on a website make quippies
with an AR-15 he would rippy
into taliban bodies
then he snuggles with hotties
while nerds on a website make quippies
while your daughter reads "everyone poops"
and your son is out shooting some hoops
pippy fights for their freedom
while you verbally beat em
and your bumper sticker says "support the troops"
and your son is out shooting some hoops
pippy fights for their freedom
while you verbally beat em
and your bumper sticker says "support the troops"
Pippy sported his best v-neck tee
With two fingers he flashed all the vee
Perky hott in blue dress
She’s about to confess
Lifts dress to reveal she’s tranny
With two fingers he flashed all the vee
Perky hott in blue dress
She’s about to confess
Lifts dress to reveal she’s tranny
Pippy that's not what you do
With this chick that will constantly screw
Don't hold up your hand
And give a gaze that is bland
To tell us you went number two
With this chick that will constantly screw
Don't hold up your hand
And give a gaze that is bland
To tell us you went number two
There once was a douchebag named Pip
who claims he's from Tragically Hip
it looks like this poo
really CAN count to two
and all this time I thought he was from REM
who claims he's from Tragically Hip
it looks like this poo
really CAN count to two
and all this time I thought he was from REM
# posted by 
: 12:16 PM
: 12:16 PM
Though not quite sure if Pippy's a bag
This site aint one that's afraid to rag.
With his surplus of hott
Afraid Pippy is not
Of DB1, me or Baghdad.
This site aint one that's afraid to rag.
With his surplus of hott
Afraid Pippy is not
Of DB1, me or Baghdad.
Shit, I already wrote one about Pippy in the other post...
Causing convict Pippy's dismay
A conjugal visit from Kay
Out of sight of the guard
But he couldn't get hard
Prison sex had turned him quite gay
Causing convict Pippy's dismay
A conjugal visit from Kay
Out of sight of the guard
But he couldn't get hard
Prison sex had turned him quite gay
my military comments will cease
his pants fail to have a good crease
and if he was in the corps
and fighting a war
why the fuck would he throw up a peace?
his pants fail to have a good crease
and if he was in the corps
and fighting a war
why the fuck would he throw up a peace?
Pippy is a douchebag we mock
and not because of the size of his cock
it's 4 inches long
this flaccid, little dong
and his girl's is as hard as a rock.
and not because of the size of his cock
it's 4 inches long
this flaccid, little dong
and his girl's is as hard as a rock.
To peace and to love and to Pip
His global awareness makes her vulva drip
He loves mother earth
and spritual rebirth
too bad he is a cow chip
His global awareness makes her vulva drip
He loves mother earth
and spritual rebirth
too bad he is a cow chip
Pippy was a great ball of wrong
Whose cock was just two inches long
Found a sweet piece of ass
And to prove he was class,
They had brunch on a vinyl futon
Whose cock was just two inches long
Found a sweet piece of ass
And to prove he was class,
They had brunch on a vinyl futon
our friend Pippy here must have a cold
i speak the truth, if i may be so bold
a carafe of orange juice
next to a glass of The Goose
it's got vitamin C, so i'm told.
i speak the truth, if i may be so bold
a carafe of orange juice
next to a glass of The Goose
it's got vitamin C, so i'm told.
Pip is on tour of duty
He was looking for a fine piece of booty
He found sultry bunny
who took all his money
but his gay ass wanted something more fruity
He was looking for a fine piece of booty
He found sultry bunny
who took all his money
but his gay ass wanted something more fruity
NO WAY this guy is military... the type on the dog tags is inconsistent with military print. DB1, we need more pics to determine what kind of douche he is.
# posted by : 12:27 PM
: 12:27 PM
This picture makes me even more angry than the other one. I think it's her adoring/admiring look.
# posted by : 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Douchies with HoTTs make me grin
Some so bad my head it does spin
This douche has all the luck
Blondie his cock did just suck
Now she's wiping his nut off her chin
Some so bad my head it does spin
This douche has all the luck
Blondie his cock did just suck
Now she's wiping his nut off her chin
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
Oh Pippy your doucheness prevails
You are dumber than a bushel of snails
Sitting there with Queen Hott
With her tits and her twat
While you think of sex with just males
You are dumber than a bushel of snails
Sitting there with Queen Hott
With her tits and her twat
While you think of sex with just males
looks like a black douche on the right
through the hole in his pants i see white
and it remains a mystery
if she became a rotisserie
in a black and white threeway that night
through the hole in his pants i see white
and it remains a mystery
if she became a rotisserie
in a black and white threeway that night
Pippy had a stare like a laser
And nothing scared him -except for a razor
When we ask about a grand,
He throws up his right hand
And shows us how many he pays her.
And nothing scared him -except for a razor
When we ask about a grand,
He throws up his right hand
And shows us how many he pays her.
Drew Berrymore's sister is back
Sitting right next to Pip on his rack
He throws us the doucheface
She's about to leave his place
She should go find herself a Big Mac!
Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
Sitting right next to Pip on his rack
He throws us the doucheface
She's about to leave his place
She should go find herself a Big Mac!
Douche Ventura: Scrote Detective
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
ALSO...
Military Dog Tags have the engravement running the legnth of the tag, not the width.
With that in mind:
At the club Pippy did regale her
About his days as a USN sailor
"When I was a kid,
"I was in the 'Turn Back Time' vid.
"Now all my hook-ups end in failure."
Military Dog Tags have the engravement running the legnth of the tag, not the width.
With that in mind:
At the club Pippy did regale her
About his days as a USN sailor
"When I was a kid,
"I was in the 'Turn Back Time' vid.
"Now all my hook-ups end in failure."
It's my favorite hott in the pit,
group surrounded by piles of shit.
Some meth they were makin',
But my girl they ain't takin',
Cuz she likes how I lickety-split.
group surrounded by piles of shit.
Some meth they were makin',
But my girl they ain't takin',
Cuz she likes how I lickety-split.
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
Pippy's chick is hot as the sun
Bong hits and OJ sure look fun
that fucking smirk
makes d.bags go berzerk
with a baseball bat Pippy is gonna get some
Bong hits and OJ sure look fun
that fucking smirk
makes d.bags go berzerk
with a baseball bat Pippy is gonna get some
Pippy on a Salvation Army cot
sitting next to a lucious Hott
I hope his D is small
jizz-like stain on the wall?
this scene makes my brain rot
sitting next to a lucious Hott
I hope his D is small
jizz-like stain on the wall?
this scene makes my brain rot
# posted by : 1:06 PM
: 1:06 PM
A new douchebag offering to mock
some use rhymes while others use glocks
for a douchebag with goose
giving us the deuce
I would use a cement filled darksock
some use rhymes while others use glocks
for a douchebag with goose
giving us the deuce
I would use a cement filled darksock
There once was a douche from Camden,
Who gave the "peace" sign and stuck out his chin,
The hottie was hot,
But she knew not,
To be seen with this 'bag was a sin.
Who gave the "peace" sign and stuck out his chin,
The hottie was hot,
But she knew not,
To be seen with this 'bag was a sin.
# posted by : 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
Pippy you're such a big jerk
You can't make friends with the clients from work
You can't bring home this blonde
From having formed a nice bond
From your job as a shoe sales clerk
You can't make friends with the clients from work
You can't bring home this blonde
From having formed a nice bond
From your job as a shoe sales clerk
Pippy is way too uptight
It looks like he's wanting a fight
But the Bleeth with the grin
Isn't amused by his chin
She's just read these prose here on this site
It looks like he's wanting a fight
But the Bleeth with the grin
Isn't amused by his chin
She's just read these prose here on this site
scrunched up face cause he's wearing tight khaki,
looks like he's a billy zane lackey,
and the hott can't decide,
should she fuck or go hide,
final straw? his decor was too tacky!
looks like he's a billy zane lackey,
and the hott can't decide,
should she fuck or go hide,
final straw? his decor was too tacky!
body language has clues to provide
that tonite our boy pippy's denied
see, her legs point away
must have figured he's gay
plus his dog tags say "support gay pride!"
that tonite our boy pippy's denied
see, her legs point away
must have figured he's gay
plus his dog tags say "support gay pride!"
Him: "Hey baby let's make love not war"
Her: "Do you think that I'm some kind of whore?"
Him: "Well, you can tell my pants
That my cock's like an ants.
So at least your snatch won't get sore."
Her: "Do you think that I'm some kind of whore?"
Him: "Well, you can tell my pants
That my cock's like an ants.
So at least your snatch won't get sore."
Pippy and Drew Barrymore's sister
Right before they all play anal Twister,
Instead of the dots
He'll touch sphincters and twats
then clean his finger tips with a plant mister
Right before they all play anal Twister,
Instead of the dots
He'll touch sphincters and twats
then clean his finger tips with a plant mister
This place is minimalistic to me,
But Mr. White would enjoy it with glee,
Because after dinner,
you see who's the winner
in showering blondie with pee
But Mr. White would enjoy it with glee,
Because after dinner,
you see who's the winner
in showering blondie with pee
when young pip ordered up bottle service
barrymore's lil sister got nervous
well he just upped the ante
now she'll have to drop panty
party time for the army reservist!
barrymore's lil sister got nervous
well he just upped the ante
now she'll have to drop panty
party time for the army reservist!
Pip's head is covered in stubble
Which might just get him in trouble
With his looks of caveman
And the gays like his can
He'll have a butt-baby named Barney Rubble
Which might just get him in trouble
With his looks of caveman
And the gays like his can
He'll have a butt-baby named Barney Rubble
most guys stack up red cups, pip stacks glasses,
its what sets him apart from the masses
white v-necks and dog tags
hangs with mid-level bags
and his favorite group is lance bass's
its what sets him apart from the masses
white v-necks and dog tags
hangs with mid-level bags
and his favorite group is lance bass's
She looks at him so nice
might not think twice
giving up the tanned skin
on his bare-ass twin
reason for the shaved head? LICE!
might not think twice
giving up the tanned skin
on his bare-ass twin
reason for the shaved head? LICE!
# posted by : 2:36 PM
: 2:36 PM
You crazy ass mothers be trippin'
On sad little punk Sir Pippin
Give peace a chance
and let him produce his small lance
So he and the hott can start rippin'
On sad little punk Sir Pippin
Give peace a chance
and let him produce his small lance
So he and the hott can start rippin'
Last I checked, military guys don't wear v-neck shirts. However, SSBP is unbelievably gorgeous and her level of interest worries me. She looks way too sultry to be hanging with him out of pity, but I know this much: I would give Roberta McCain a sponge-bath to smell ski-bunny's hairbrush.
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
He has a cool name like Riley,
Until DB1 dubbed him as Pippy!
With hott's hand on her legs,
Looks like he passed her 'bag test,
Victory, Victory Joe!
Until DB1 dubbed him as Pippy!
With hott's hand on her legs,
Looks like he passed her 'bag test,
Victory, Victory Joe!
Pippy's in da club with a Blackberry
Blonde on his side is an accessory
Poppin bottles all night of champagne
The truth is, he ain't got no game
Scissors beats paper!
Blonde on his side is an accessory
Poppin bottles all night of champagne
The truth is, he ain't got no game
Scissors beats paper!
# posted by : 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
Pippy, the crew-cut factotum
Has two ping pong balls in his scrotum
He went to Seattle
And whipped out his paddle
And said "Carve this into a totem"
Has two ping pong balls in his scrotum
He went to Seattle
And whipped out his paddle
And said "Carve this into a totem"
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
HCwDB Poets, please tone down the crudeness, especially towards the hotts. Many of them end up reading the threads about themselves, and while I couldn't care less about pissing off the douche, lets at least have some standards. Even highly sexist double standards.
Blonde hott sucks on her tip,
with a look in her eye that says quick,
All in the while
Pippy holds with a smile
the time taken to shoot on her lip.
with a look in her eye that says quick,
All in the while
Pippy holds with a smile
the time taken to shoot on her lip.
# posted by : 7:48 PM
: 7:48 PM
(Sigh) Only because it's you, DB1. I'll be kinder to the hots. I loved my limerick, but I understand your point.
# posted by : 1:24 AM
: 1:24 AM
From the hots DB1 now gets grief
Of our quips they do ask for relief,
The site has now grown,
bet the old timers moan,
Crummy rhymes and now hots with a beef
Of our quips they do ask for relief,
The site has now grown,
bet the old timers moan,
Crummy rhymes and now hots with a beef
I am sorry a hott got uptight
It's just that I'm new to this site
So you won't hear me gripe
As I sit here and type
I'll insult the scrotes with delight
It's just that I'm new to this site
So you won't hear me gripe
As I sit here and type
I'll insult the scrotes with delight
There once was a guy we call Pippy
Who constantly scrunched up his lippy
His Nordic delight
Gazed at him without spite
We think she's a little too tipsy.
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Who constantly scrunched up his lippy
His Nordic delight
Gazed at him without spite
We think she's a little too tipsy.
# posted by : 5:36 PM
: 5:36 PM << Home
