I concure said the herd.
Two in the pink, one in the stank.
As they all lined up to crank.
there was a clank.
As the earth rumbled
and they all tumbled
as the building crumbled
underneath the weight of their doucheness.
 

If I can count this up right
Then this bleeth is in for a big night
With 10 in the pink
and 5 more in the stink
Her orifices won't be too tight.
 

Tongues to the side are in like Flint,
3 fingers. not 4 gives the hint,
This Terd bag wants to suck,
and wave that mop-top on her trunk,
Hottie became ugly pulling this stint.
 

The girl here is starting to gag
'Cause she's being groped by this drunk bag
To try to scare him off
Her nipples, she'll tear off
Then maybe he won't want to shag
 

Against the hard wall of fake rocks
She showed where she'd like all the cocks
Penetration by twos
They couldn't refuse
And she serviced 'em all with her box
 

WOW using the "passive" finger in the shocker gesture to pull at dress thus revealing more boobie...She's more bleethed than he's douche...this may have been her idea.

I saw a live ab pointing last weekend...girl pulled up dude's shirt to show him off to others...

Army of Douche-ness.
 

Enrique must be the name of this ass
who's assaulting, by touching, this sexy young lass,
the shocker's not cool,
you're acting a fool,
so get out of the bar and go cut my grass.
 

Infectious tongues are wagging
Hands keep boobies from sagging
Nothing will hide
A choad from chide
Not even dumbass finger pointing
 

Peter Gabriel gave us the monkey to shock
Is this the playboy grotto w/ its jizz slicked rocks?
Fatima is ready, for
three fingers from Teddy
Take a number if you want her to hop on yer cock
 

I remember when I was that young
And the things that I did with my tongue
But never one time
I committed the crime
Of wanting to lick any dung
 

He got the Hott drunk so he'd score-
They're both spread out on the rock floor.
This douche makes me so pissed,
I'd fuck him with my fist,
And show him there's two fingers more.
 

A hottie once stuck out her tongue,
At a gardener smelling of dung,
She showed him 6 fingers,
But Juan still he lingers,
Attached to her shoulders he clung.
 

Her ring fingers do indicate
Where I would start to masticate
But before you object
Let me interject
I do mean "bite," not masturbate
 

There were exposed tongues in the club
One was attached to this schlub
The chic's double shocker
Is blocking her knockers
May they both drown later in the tub
 

There they sit, all turgid and swollen;
She's a finger-bang queen, like a ball used for bowling.
By the brown wall's suggestion,
I'm left with this question:
Why would they do this in Plinky's Mom's colon?
 

as i listen to zep's greatest hits
view this pic and it's giving me fits
that amongst all this groping
that's got me now hoping
at least she could show us her tits
 

Here is a Rock Star unsung
Sitting there lolling his tongue;
If John, Paul and Ringo
Wrote songs in poo lingo
He'd be the fourth Beatle, Dung.
 

Julio stuck out his tounge
His fingers all smelled like donkey cum
The Senorita Bleeth had one request
That she could witness Julio's death.
 

When he grabbed her right tit she decked him,
But he told her she'd best respect him;
"You call me a pig,
But, babe, I'm so big
Right now we're both inside my rectum."
 

this pic has me all kinds of bugged
to see sweet stacy get mugged
by this pool cleaning choad
in a truck stop commode
our poor lady, she surely was drugged
 

it's a sad situation, methinks
here's what happens from too many drinks
when a young innocent
winds up used up and spent
score one for the douchebag, this stinks!
 

After molesting animals all day
Finger cramps was the price he'd pay
He smelled like animal poo and buckets of mammell jiz stew
His friends were not amused
For his smell was quite rude
They tried to hose him down
But the smell of turds would not give ground
So they decide to just take his nasty ass out back and beat the living fuck out of him and then set him on fire.
The last dont ryhme, there was not time. We must defend the world from slime.
 

Into a cave dark and deep
Poor Kimmie did follow this creep
But he didn't know
Zombies waited below
And their bones ended up in a heap
 

A hott who had too much too drink,
Wagged tongues with some male missing link.
'Bag hand gestures abound,
She slurred, "Flip those around!
I'd much prefer two in the stink."
 

A gifted shocker 'bag is sweeping the nation.
No ordinary shocker, his inspires much imitation.
Erika here will attest,
With her lovely breasts,
His dazzling shocker fills her with oily elation.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

@ darksock
"...Beatle, Dung"

Nice.
 

In true Irish Lilt:

The douche bought her drinks all night
Till she was stoned and feeling all right.
They posed for a pic
As she grabbed her tits
And the fooked in a river of shite.
 

There once was a choad from Juarez
Drank in club with hott girl, not a lez
He gave her a wink
After I shove them in stink
With two fingers I give Dirty Sanchez
 

This pic might be from some new class,
"Fingerpainting with ballsweat and ass"

After faux paint with gism
They all need Catachism
as this scene is some troubling morass
 

No doubt a douche with shiny belt buckles,
Gives dual shockers then chuckles.
"This chick wants my rod,
But something is odd."
Her nipples look just like knuckles.
 

So much shocking she's sure to be fried
Upon cock after cock she will ride
She has issues, it's sad
She got fucked by her Dad!
I had way to much to drink, she lied
 

from this pic not that much can be gleaned,
all the fingers betwixt and betweened,
there's just way too much goo,
Is douche tasting his poo?
This comingling should be quarantined
 

Five shockers for this little whore,
He oozes douche grease from each pore,
His tongue out it sticks,
It's one of his tricks,
He's covering a herpetic sore.
 

Is this a recovering chode relapse?
Douchebag convention, perhaps?
Dual Shockers cover her rack,
I see rocks in the back.
I hope it's a mine collapse.
 

She works at a kiosk in the mall.
Her boobs: not too big, not too small.
Does the "Douche Manual" instruct,
To use Crisco for "product"
He's leaving grease all over the wall.
 

This choad had to pay for his hott
Yet it seems he's completely forgot
That a stripper will pose
Without any clothes
With any old liquored up sot.
 

With a roofie he dropped in her drink,
He hoped to land two in her pink,
But her daddy found out,
And gave the sheriff a shout,
Now Turd's getting one up his stink!
 

The douchebag displays a shocker
Because he's a dumb mother focker
She'll be sucking his dick
Like a licorice stick
And she'll swallow his goo like a hocker
 

Hey Juan, where are the fries that I ordered?
And why is your hair in disorder?
Were you out having fun
Bleething chicks with your tongue?
Son, my damn fries or go back to the border.

- llnl
 

Beside her is Harvey, wall-banging
hott slumps with her tongue out and hanging
those fingers he's holding
to me are revolting
plus, thats the wrong hole they are banging
 

This girl with this guy is a joke
she's way too hot for this moke
stick out that tongue
Test how I'm hung
Damn, that guy has way more coke!
 

there once was a choade called paco
who wanted to put two in inez's taco

she exclaimed with her tounge
as the grease leaked out her bung

quick plug me up with that shock-o




~douches wild~
 

I gotta give the title to Douches Wild with that one.

Bravo, douches, bravo!
 

I'd be willing to pay see that girl take 4 simultaneous shockers...
 

*bows*

thank you, mc, thank you.


~douches are wild~
 

I laughed out loud to it Douches. Thanks!
 

I think I detect five douche gang signs...